-Typhlok-

Wow. The lemon club is certainly getting really big now. Even Roa McToa is joining. THE Roa McToa. Hmmm...interesting. Well, I found him. As well as the Irritator. Now, we're having a lovely picnic on top of Mt. Inkret. A lemon-based lovely picnic. Lemon chicken, lemonade, lemon squares, pink lemonade, lemon meringue pie, lemon ice cream, you name it. After all, I am the Toa of Lemons. It just doesn't say that on my display name because the name: Typhlok the Annoyer: Toa of Lemons was 33 letters. And the limit is 32. Cruel cowinkydink? I think not. Mmm...lemons. Me likey lemons and that's all there is to it.

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

I like my home. We never run out of lemons. It's like, you eat one and the next day, BAM!! There's another one in its place. Eat three, three more. We never have to buy more. It's like there's a lemon Santa or something. Hmm...makes you wonder. Lemons are THE best fruit to ever grow on Earth. It's better than mangoes or strawberries or even bananas. That's right. I don't have a lot of MOCing pieces. Well, actually I do. But compared to most BZPers I don't. Anyways, the abundance of my pieces are green and yellow. You know, like lime and lemons. Yup. Strange...

P.S: The reason I'm not annoying on BZPower is because the mods would probably take my proto . I'm just kidding. But I more than make up for that at home

~Typhlok the ANNOYer~

Wow. My MOC is looking good. Oh, and if you're confused about my identity, I used to be Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY. Banner...

~TtA~

Typhlok the Annoyer

Okies.

-Aero-

I might enter. If I do, I'll definitely make a MOC. It CAN be keetorange because there's no colour restrictions but it mocks the beauty of pure lemon yellow. Or green. It can be green. Maybe even pink-did I just type that? Anyways, so yeah. But are there any prizes??

Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY

Prizes? You want prizes, other than the satisfaction and gloating rights of winning?

There might be prizes. It depends how good the winning entry is.

-A

Lemons. What a miracle of nature. If I could, I would make a MOC of lemons. But...I only have keetorange pieces, which mock the very skin of lemons!! Lemonade does NOT go well with ice cream, let me tell you.

Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY

You can get Lemon ice cream though. I had some a while ago, 'twas delicious.

-Aero-

I have a lemon haiku. It's not very good, but here goes:

Lemons are awesome

They're magnificently sweet

So awesome...they rule!!

It's just something I made up from the top of my head.

The famous rapper...Lemonem!! .

Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY

I know I'm not in the Lemon club yet, but I just can't hold this memory in. I remember I was eating food in a place I can't really remember, and I picked up a lemon. But my hands were slippery from what I think was grease from something I ate *shudders*, and I accidentally dropped it on the ground (poor lemon). Then a cruel lemon hating person (or someone who didn't see the lemon) stepped on it. The sight of it brought tears to my eyes. But that wasn't all of it. I had bent over to pick it up when the person stepped on it. That must have been one one hard step because the juice was squeezed out of it. Right into my eyes!! You must be thinking: Ouch. But guess what? Luckily for me (I think) I wear glasses!! That was the one time I actually appreciated having to wear glasses. But they were tainted with lemon blood. I cleaned them VERY thoroughly. What a waste of a lemon. This must be my longest post EVER.

Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY

How awful for you to witness such a crime.

-Aero-

I really likey lemons. I think real lemonade helps with colds or something. I like lemon bars, lemon squares, lemonade, and lemon meringue pie. Yay lemons!! Whenever I'm at a restaurant, I always order lemonade for a beverage (if they have it). Also, here's a lemon fact: Lemons have more sugar than strawberries. That means that they're SO sweet they're sour. But in a juicy good way. I hope I like lemons enough to join. So, can please I join?? PLEASE!!

Toa Vahkshi of ElEcTrIcItY

You may.

-Aero-

What?! Are you crazy??!! You ARE popular!! You are also a good MOCer. So chin up!!

Strange. Lemons have more sugar than strawberries. Eh...I like lemons!! Especially lemonade. Lllleeemmmooonnnnaaadddeeee. Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon, LEMONS!! Need...lemons...

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