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  2. Jonestown Bartender

    George Carlin

    By Jonestown Bartender,

    "I think long ago and advance civilization intervened with us and gave us just enough intelligence to make dangerous technology, but not enough to use it is wisely, then they sat back to watch the fun, kind of like a human zoo. You know what folks?
     
     
     
    They're getting their moneys worth."
     
     
     
    I love George Carlin thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.
  13. Jonestown Bartender
    I'm cruel, I don't really care about people, and I don't feel bad just becuase something bad happened to someone else.
     
     
     
    Dose that make me a bad person? No, not really.
     
     
    I don't go out of my way to hurt things but I'm not going to pretend to care about you when I really don't. I don't expect anything more from anyone else, and faked sympathy drives me crazy.
     
     
     
     
    I like to treat people how I want to be treated.
     
     
    And how I liked to be treated is honesty and you telling me what you really think.
     
     
    Thats all I'm ever going to give you.
  16. Jonestown Bartender
    There's a cold wind carrying ice and snow down from the mountains, when it hits your face it will cut you. The sky is gray, but sometimes will clear up and show a cold, dull looking sun that seems to mock with sadistic hatred. Every now and then birds will be knocked into buildings by the wind, I saw one bashed into an on coming car. Its tiny body spread as it hit the wind shield, it slide across the top of the car and fell off. It's fragile body almost split in half was crushed under the tires of the next car.
     
    I stared at the twisted and blood covered body. The wings had been twisted out of shape and had large amounts of skin pulled of, the head had been smashed and the birds organs had been forced out of its belly. Snow started to cover the mangled corpse and soon all that was left was a red spot in an otherwise uniform snow drift.
     
    Winter is an unforgiving season where the delicate beauty of nature and it's menacing cruelty are combined so strangely it brings lonely thoughts to one's head.
     
     
    ...
     
     
     
    I just realized one of the best things I've ever written is about a bird getting smashed. =\
  22. Jonestown Bartender
    A ) be nice to people because it feels good and makes others feel good?
     
    or
     
    B ) be nice to people because if you don't, you won't have any friends?
     
    or, for you cool and edgy misanthropes:
     
    C ) look out only for yourself and disregard all other forms of life?
     
     
     
    Hard-mode, out of the three what do you actually do?
     
     
     
     
     
    Myself, I'd like to do A but it ends up being a B with a bit of C.
  25. Jonestown Bartender
    When I was six I got a chemistry set for my birthday. Stupidly I threw out that little paper that list all the chemicals not to mix. As soon as I got everything out I started pouring things into the little test tube it came with and I mistakenly made a very strong base.
     
    The mix Began to bubble and spat, some of it hit my face. It ate right through the safety goggles and went into my eyes, after that I passed out. When I woke up I had gauze over my eyes and forehead and was in the hospital. the doctor said I was lucky and didn't blind myself but I had to wear that gauze for 7 months.
     
     
    When I think about it now I really am a lucky, I could of burned my whole face off but the only permanent damage is some near sightedness and a few scars.
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