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  2. Jonestown Bartender
    Wolfy McWolferson from the Planet Wolf has wolf claws and is half-wolf. He is a wolf rider and has something of the Wulfen. Every day he wakes up and eats wolf food, then puts on his wolf-gear. He does his wolf exercises and goes wolf scouting around his wolf-den (campsite). He passes a Lone Wolf, and the two share a quick nod before the Wolf-Scout moves on. Suddenly, an eldar steps out of hiding to challenge him! He fires his wolf-bolter at it, and suffers only minor injuries, mostly protected by his wolf-hide. Moments later, he stands over his defeated foe and howls. Other wolf marines, with their specially tuned ears, can detect by his howling that he has slain a foe in combat. They assemble into a wolf pack and jump into a wolf assault vehicle to join him.
     
    Back at the base, the alpha wolf receives a comm signal telling him that eldar are attacking. He is prepared to die defending his wolf den, he will not run away with his tail between his legs like a dog.
     
    No, he is a space wolf.
     
     
     
     
    Nice work Game workshop :\
  8. Jonestown Bartender
    I've got another story for you
    Here is the tale of a man so sad
    He had no idea what he had
    He took a knife and ran himself through
    I would never do this and nether should you
    Oompa Loompa dupa di di
    And that was the end of our good friend Willie!
  10. Jonestown Bartender

    A Thought

    By Jonestown Bartender,

    In the dark corners of my mind thoughts have been growing ever since I learned about nuclear weapons, Bio missiles, and other things of the like.
     
     
     
    We've found ways to make ourselves stronger, faster, live longer, and more powerful. In doing such we've out grow all of or predators.
     
    We've found ways to make ourselves look better, smell nicer, talk around making anyone mad, and we made a grand hive-mind that we call the internet. in doing such we have out grow our instincts.
     
    We've found ways to make bombs that flatten everything around them for 40 miles, we've made guns that fire a bullet that will go into a mans head and explode, we've made weapons that can fly half way around the world and kill millions in seconds, and we've made a bomb, a finale solution of a bomb, that if it's ever used it will set the whole atmosphere on fire and will kill everything on the planet within an hour. In doing such and all the things for mentioned,
     
     
     
    We know have the power that only long forgotten gods once had, with a few numbers and letters, the turn of a key, and the press of a button we could bring about the end of the world.
     
     
    Now were trying to learn how to control reality it self...
     
     
     
    Now to get to the point; How long will it be before calling our self's humans and mortal creatures becomes an understatement?
  12. Jonestown Bartender
    Political parties are a joke.
     
     
     
    The reason they're so popular is that they appeal to four very comforting human thought process;
     
     
    1. Tribe/clan/order/family/some kind of small close knit society.
    2. Black and white prospective ( if you make this legal the world will end!)
    3. The us and them mentality. (A tribe only last as long as it is opposed)
    4. And the infamous "I only want to be with people that are just like me"
     
     
     
     
    And (at least in the US) you picking whether you want spiked Coke or spiked Pepsi.
  18. Jonestown Bartender
    AND A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IGHT!
     
     
    put your hands on your hips...
     
     
    AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-GHT!
     
     
    BUT IT'S THE PELVIS THRUUUUUUUUUUUST THAT'LL DRIVE YOU IN-SA-YA-YAAAAANEE!
     
     
    LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
     
    LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
     
    LEEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WAAAAAAAAAARP AGAIN
     
     
     
     
     
  21. Jonestown Bartender
    This guy;

    Space marine=really strong nut job with a big gun, almost indestructible suite of armor and they can spit acid.
     
    Or this guy;

    Dalek= A indestructible evil tank with a death ray.
     
     
    I'd put my money on the space marine just because they're ######ing god modders.
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