CaptainKangaroo

wouldn't the correct name be CUDDLEFISH?

*rubbing sore poke* Happy Thanksgivin'!

ah. she got meh.

I'm just going to run a little test your policy on poking. *Pokes with a ten-foot pole and runs off*

pulls out pistol and shoots heart, then pulls it on Jack. "Behold, I am random guy who comes out of nowhere and changes things." arrg, drop it, pirate.

Arrg, It be a Spanish Inquisition! Run for ye lives!

make a blog entry about a blog entry.

Arrrg, it be a pirate! Fire the left cannons, furl the mizzen sail, kill the speed and prepare to board! Arrg, I be to good for normal pirate jokes...

*200 dollars for 50 hardcover copies* It ain't worth it. *Throws book in trash bin*

done! Yes, the book is done! now for all the publishing fees and sort.

*hides his Dew while writing book* Almost... done

free Dew??

arrg, it be the skipper!

I'm a member of the awesome name police. You're under arrest ^^ Sweet name.

she'll PM you, Jordboy

Hey, you like Silverwing? sweet. ^^ Greatest book ever.

it takes a brave man to venture onto the wild frontier on the bottom of Turakii's 'List

comments, comments, where art thou?

Arrg, matey, it be another cap'n!

ahoy,arrg, it be Kopakalaka. It be fun to say, matey.

*still writing in corner*

oh, gosh. Your avvie, I remeber that cat from somewhere? Where was it?

ah. You're the mad hatta'. That fad messed me up. o.0

Turakii is allergic to glomps?

*Furiously writes book*

This fad messed me up 0.o