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  1. Ultimate_Kardas
    Wow. WOW.
     
    Ladies and gentlemen, that was not a good wow. That was a bad wow. This has to be the most disappointing ending to anything ever. Even worse than Mass effect 3.
     
    If you actually read comics or plan on catching up on spider-man, I will say this only once:
     
    MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW
     
     
     
    ~U_K~
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    Mirror's edge

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Really great game. Just beat it yesterday, and it was really fun, if a bit short. I did most of the game without killing anybody (even the stupidly hard fight in the security warehouse. I probably would've killed them, but for the life of me I could not counter their melee, and did not know how to pick guns up off the ground), but when [spoilers]Merc died[/spoilers], I let loose and shot almost every single guard I could.
     
    Amazing graphics for it's time too. I can see why everyone wants a sequel now.
     
    ~U_K~
  3. Ultimate_Kardas
    Woke up this morning. Ate breakfast. Turned on my laptop, started up steam.
     
    What's this? The power went out? Looks like the world's already ending. Whatever. At least I'm already on steam and can start playing my new game, mirror's edge.
     
    Ukay don't care 'bout no pocalypse.
     
    ~U_K~
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    THQ humble bundle

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Great googly moogly!
     
    I can get Darksiders, Saints row the third, Metro 2033, Red faction armageddon, and 3 company of heroes games all for 5 bucks? Yes please.
     
    Played a bit of the first 3, and I am liking them all very much. Probably will play Saints row first because of how ridiculous it is.
     
    ~U_K~
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    Halo 4 is going to make me play it again soon. It's drawing me in. I can't stop it. The funny thing is, I kind of don't want it to stop.
     
    In all seriousness though, the game is great. Though it does have a lot of problems, but I'm hoping 343 fixes some of them soon.
     
    ~U_K~
  6. Ultimate_Kardas
    - Check notifications for messages and blog entries
     
    - Read messages and blog entries such as: Brickeens making an awesome MOC/drawing
     
    - Go to COT and check for any new posts in the halo or mass effect topics (elder scrolls too if you're feeling energized)
     
    - Contribute to these discussions if you have something to say
     
    -Spend half the time making the post adjusting font and color correctly
     
    - Go to own blog and think about posting blog entry, but don't post one 95% of the time
     
    - Close BZP and go play video games
     
    - Rinse and repeat
     
    ~U_K~
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    Looper

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    First off, just letting you know Friday funny is no more. It wasn't the popular and I'm not on here enough to do it right. Anyway, on to the subject at hand.
     
    Looper is an amazing movie. One of my favorites now. Everything from the plot to the acting is really cool, and the trailer didn't even spoil the movie. Seriously, if you haven't seen the movie yet and are age appropriate (2 topless girls for a short time and 2 implied sexual scenes) go see it. Now.
     
    ~U_K~
  8. Ultimate_Kardas
    Don't know if the file size is too big so here's a link.
     
    The Witchking and fellbeast look amazing and I will definitely be getting them. The balrog is great, but something is wrong with it's face. The eyes are too close to the mouth and it has no nostrils. It just doesn't look right to me.
     
    Also, just got a job at McDonalds. I know it's just McDonalds, but at least I finally got a job (that isn't chicken catching).
     
    ~U_K~
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    Borderlands 2

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    This game is everything I thought it would be and more.
     
    Zero is such a fun character to play. Snipin' everything all day, and when enemies get close (or I decide to get close), I just finish them off with some sweet melee moves.
     
    Just got an amazing sniper too. It does about 250 damage, 96 accuracy, 30% chance of 31 electrical damage per second, and to top that all off, it penetrates and bounces off walls.
     
    Lovin the humor as well. When I went to a vending machine, I heard Marcus yelling "Catch a GUUUUUN *cough*, never doing that again."
     
    ~U_K~
  10. Ultimate_Kardas

    Recent happenings

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    No Friday Funny today either, but I don't really think anybody even expects them from me anymore.
     
    Anyway, a lot of stuff going on. I got a new job which I only did for one day and then quit, for reasons I don't want to go into. Most of them are probably inappropriate for BZP anyway. I got an amazing new laptop that can actually play games. I got the core hunter hero factory set which is pretty cool, I got the Valve comic book which is amazing even though I've already read all the stories, and I finally bought all the comics from the comic book store that had been waiting. Might even do a review of them later.
     
    Been playing a lot of TF2 lately. Also, Just Cause 2 is amazingly fun. I\m not even doing any missions, just driving/flying around and screwing around with my grappling hook.
     
    ~U_K~
  11. Ultimate_Kardas
    All this gametype is doing is increasing my love of the pyro even mooooore! So much fun! I luckily got into a server that had a max of 6 people so that we had no people complaining in the spectator. Not only that though, but we managed to do an 8 round and a 6 round without losing a single wave. We also managed to constantly get all the money.
     
    Here's some of my personal tips.
     
    If you do have an engineer (Which is probably a very good idea), a pyro is almost a necessity. His ability to airblast sentry killers is a life saver. A heavy is great to have for fairly obvious reasons. A spy is very useful for sapping everything and backstabbing uber medics before they can uber. A medic is always ridiculously useful as well. Scouts are actually amazing at this. I haven't used one, but I've seen them doing amazing things. They can be an amazing distraction especially since they can gain health when they get money. A demoman is very useful for huge sticky traps. I don't see much use for the sniper though. Damage is nice I guess, and jarate is really the only good thing about him IMO. I soldier is good too, but he's one of my least favorite classes. The buff is useful I guess.
     
    Also, I suck at using airblast on anything but stalling an enemy. I can block a rocket now and then, but I cannot blast back 10. A major league scout is easily one of your biggest threats. A massive amount of health combined with his bomb delivering speed has destroyed our chances at winning multiple times. And as a pyro, the normal scouts are my favorite enemy. BURN BABY BURN!
     
    TL;DR HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA
     
    ~U_K~
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    TF2 Trading

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    So I traded for the first time in TF2. What is it about these trades that make them seem shiftier than drug deals?
     
    I used some special site that uses bots for the trade though. I really didn't need that strange grenade launcher.
     
    But I definitely needed this.
     
    I also got a refined metal out of it.
     
    It's funny though, the first game I played with it, I got the top score. feelsgoodman.jpg
     
    ~U_K~
  17. Ultimate_Kardas
    Well, I decided to put my lizard down. He had cancer, and I couldn't bear him suffering it. The bones in his wrist were literally being eaten away by it and this caused his whole hand to swell up and essentially become unusable.
     
    Here's an x-ray of the bad hand.
     
    Compare it to this picture of what it should look like (Not actually my lizard)
     
    Here's what his hand looked like.
     
    So anyway, instead of paying $500 to get his leg amputated at the elbow/knee, I decided to just put him down. He lived to be over 9 years old, and the vet had told me that that's very old for them. Besides, lizards apparently have a high risk for the anesthetic. I would rather have him put out of his misery.
     
    I don't know if animals go to Heaven, but I hope they do. Rest in Peace Spikey.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  19. Ultimate_Kardas
    Looks like I'm finally an outstanding member. I did of course, pay for 4/5 points of it (and that was not my intention. The blog is what I really wanted), but what matters is that I actually got 1 point "fairly". I can now say I have successfully contributed to BZP with my front page news story.
     
    feelsgoodman.jpg
     
    ~U_K~
  20. Ultimate_Kardas
    Well, seeing as I'm one of the only ones who actually finds (most of) my Friday funnies actually funny, and since I make a habit of missing them, I decided I would post something that should make you smile.
     
    Actor Ron Perlman put on the full Heckboy (DARN YOU BZP WORD FILTER) costume make-up for a terminally-ill child for the make-a-wish foundation. It really shows what a great guy Ron is, especially since that is a lot of makeup to put on, just to see a child for half a day. A lot of actors wouldn't have done it, and I really respect Ron for that.
     
    Here's a link to a picture that I hope will warm your heart.
     
    ~U_K~
  22. Ultimate_Kardas
    Alright, sorry I haven't updated in a bit. Was busy with convocation and dry grad (which were both awesome).
     
    Also, 3 more games were included in the humble bundle which was automatically added to my steam account essentially. Super meatboy, braid, and Lone survivor.
     
    Anyway, let's talk about the two games I beat.
     
    Psychonauts: A good game, but nothing spectacular. There were a lot of funny jokes, but still nothing amazing. My two favorite levels were lungfish city and the Napoleon game board. Overall a good experience, but everyone had just hyped it up to be way better than it was.
     
    Bastion: My goodness. I knew the narrator of this game was awesome, but I had no idea the rest of the game would be just as good. Even the gameplay. I used a machete and shotgun for most of the game until I replaced the shotgun with the calamity cannon. *SPOILERS* I also choose to save Zulf in the end and chose to evacuate. Walking through the end while carrying Zulf on my back while people were shooting at me with that music playing... Wow. It was such a breathtaking ending. *SPOILERS OVER* I am so glad that the humble bundle also gives you the soundtracks. Bastion's soundtrack alone is worth the $7 that my brother paid for it.
     
    Also, borrowed Fallout 3 from a friend. I just can't get into it. I find the gun gameplay very boring, but don't think a melee character is viable since everyone has guns or is super powerful with melee. I think Skyrim has spoiled me. On the upside, I had been bored of Skyrim for a very long time, especially since my character was reset and I was just doing things over again, but thanks to Fallout 3 being kind of boring, My love for Skyrim has returned. Just in time for the DLC too.
     
    ~U_K~
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