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  4. Ultimate_Kardas
    Well, I was browsing a certain art site (not sure if we're allowed to mention it here since it can have some less than appropriate material), and came upon a template for a Mass Effect 2 meme. Even though I suck at drawing, especially on the computer, I decided I would do it.
     
    Heads up: This is filled with spoilers, so if you don't like spoilers, steer clear. Also, I have never drawn something that wasn't copied from a picture, and I have never drawn something on the computer that wasn't a sprite. The only thing I sorta copied off a picture for this was Garrus. (and the pics from the internet of course)
     
    I will also be posting my thoughts about each question after the picture.
     
    So, without further ado:
     

     
    1. Very proud of my Shepard I drew here. Looks quite similar to my in game Shepard other than the fact my Shepard is paler and has a smaller face. And yes, I love being the bad guy.
    2. I never feed my fish enough and they always die ;__; If only I had been nice to Kelly, she would've fed them for me.
    3. Kind of an odd question, but I can imagine he'd be pretty angry.
    4. They seemed shifty to me seeing as I destroyed a whole bunch of their bases in the first game.
    5. Seriously. They have the money to bring someone back from the dead, but they don't bother fixing my pilot's bones? Harsh.
    6. I laughed so hard at that line. I would've put the part with Edi loving the sight of him on his knees, but Joker didn't say that.
    7. This is my least favorite picture out of the whole bunch. It was very late at night and I had artist block. The only thing I could think of was putting a baby on her doorstep. Stupid idea.
    8. Legion is <3
    9. So is Wrex. <3 This is also my favorite and in my opinion best picture here.
    10. I love sniping. Garrus is also one of my favorite party members, so I was all like OMG ARCHANGEL IS GARRUS!
    11. Why punch the guy when you can just put a gun to his head with your awesome renegade skills? I also loved how this loyalty mission wasn't all about fighting.
    12. I really didn't like Tali in the first game, but I needed to romance a squadmate for an achievement, but I also wanted to stay loyal, so I created a separate save file that I romanced Tali in, beat the game on that save file, loaded back and stayed loyal for my "Main" save file. Anyway, as I began to romance Tali, I found out that she was the only one of the women who actually seemed to like me for who I was, not what I had done.
    13. I was all like "C'MON, YOU WERE THERE WHEN THE COUNCIL REJECTED ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU TO DIE ON VIRMIRE!"
    14. I love Liara and wanted her to come with me so much. She's like Tali, someone I feel that actually likes me.
    15. Refer to question #12.
    16. Joker and EDI are such a cute couple.
    17. Even though I wouldn't replace my picture of Liara (unless I could romance Wrex or Legion (As a male)) You gotta love the space cow. And before you complain that he was only in Mass Effect 1, go get the Overlord DLC.
    18. WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP (This is not a serious answer)
    19. Well, we sorta know what they looked like already with all the statues and all, so this answer isn't really serious either.
    20. Whenever I think of EDI, I think of GLaDOS, but not as awesome.
    21. THERE'S PEOPLE DIEING EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE RUNNING HALF A MILE AN HOUR! RUUUUUUUN GLASS BONE MAN, RUUUUUUUUUUN!
    22. I punched her in the first game, and I punched her in the second. Oh ya. And the honorable mentions for this question would be either kicking the merc out the window or headbutting the krogan.
    23. *shivers* I did not mean to make Udina look that creepy.
    24. Nuff' said. But it was a close call with Legion at the end. When we defeated the Reaper, and were sliding everywhere, I was like NOOOOOOOOOO! CATCH HIM SHEPARD CATCH HIIIIIM!!!!!
    25. Tali since I trusted her with my life, and knew she wouldn't let me down, Miranda because I don't like Jacob and I wanted Garrus to save his strength to hold the line with the others, Jack because I figured she was the most powerful biotic, and she would probably be best here, Mordin because I had read on the internet he can die even if he's loyal, and Legion and Tali, because not only is Legion awesome, and Tali sweet, I heard that they were weaker than the rest and might have a chance of dieing like Mordin. I would've chose Garrus and Grunt, but I needed them to help hold the line. Also, I love my drawing of Mordin.
    26. I seriously had no idea I was going to fight it. I thought I was just going to destroy it and that was it. I was so surprised when I saw it come back up after I had shot it down.
    27. Seriously, I hated to keep it, but I wanted the renegade bonus in the next game. When I beat the game on my Tali romance save file, I destroyed it, and not only was the Illusive man angry, all my squadmates agreed with me, and I was not happy to disappoint them a bit. (Except for Jack who just swears at me all the time)
    28. Joker, close this channel.
    29. I felt so bad for the poor guy. Saren's cool cause he realized what was happening (with a bit of convincing) and shot himself. But the collector general had no choice in the matter. He finally is released of Harbinger's control, and what does he get? A giant fireball to the face.
    30. He's got a woman in every port and a gun in every tentacle. I don't see how there could possibly be a better replacement.
    31. We have enough awesome species already. No more needed.
    32. Seriously. Do you know how much firepower it took to take down Sovereign? How are we going to take down a whole fleet of Reapers?
    33. I don't know the specifics, but I'm hoping for a particularly explosive ending. And maybe a building kick or two.
    34. Give me my mountain climbing Mako back, and I'll be satisfied. Also Legion as a male romance option.
    35. Having Urz as a squadmate in Mass Effect 3 would be epic beyond belief.
    36. Ohnoez!
     
    Also, if you've played Mass Effect 2, I fully expect you to do this. *cough*Bunda*cough*
     
    Here's the template.
     
    ~U_K~
  5. Ultimate_Kardas
    Credit to Laughin man for the questions and explanation
     
    Here's what you do:
     
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the "next" button and continue
     
     
    1. What is my life's philosophy?
    By your side/House of Heroes (Whose sde? Hmm…)
     
    2. What will my last words be?
    Scream/Thousand Foot Krutch (Oh god ._.)
     
    3. How am I feeling today?
    Get this party started/Toby Mac (Awww ya)
     
    4. What is my theme song?
    Forward Motion/Thousand Foot Krutch
     
    5. What song will be played at my wedding?
    Boomin’/Toby Mac
     
    6. What song will be played at my funeral?
    Stand/Skillet
     
    7. How will I be remembered?
    Cassie/Flyleaf
     
    8. What is some good advice for me?
    Bye bye Babylon/Cryoshell
     
    9. What is my life's dream?
    Crayons can melt on all of us for all I care/Relient K (Well that’s not good…)
     
    10. What's my kind of lady/man?
    Creep/Radiohead (Ono)
     
    11. How do people see me?
    Little Drummer Boy/The Almost (I’m not little, but I used to play the snare drum)
     
    12. How would I describe this page?
    Letters to the president/Hawk Nelson (But this page is a blog post, not a letter)
     
    13. How would I describe my best friend?
    Code Name: Raven/House of heroes (My friend has I codename? I SMELL A SPAH)
     
    14. What's in store for this week?
    Red Flag/Billy Talent (I’m gonna get kicked out of a game, ono)
     
    15. How would I describe my parents?
    Dangerous/House of Heroes (true in my Dad’s case. I fear for my life when driving with him)
     
    16. If I had one wish, what would I wish for?
    New World/Toby Mac (How Fitting)
     
    17. What do my friends think of me?
    Trudog: the return/Toby Mac(‘s son)
     
    18. What is said about me behind my back?
    Still alive/Jonathan Coultan (does this they don’t think I’m alive in front of them? :S)
     
    19. What do I think of this questionnaire?
    Sometimes/Skillet
     
    Favorites: 2, 9, 15, 16
     
    ~U_K~
  6. Ultimate_Kardas
    Halo 4 is going to make me play it again soon. It's drawing me in. I can't stop it. The funny thing is, I kind of don't want it to stop.
     
    In all seriousness though, the game is great. Though it does have a lot of problems, but I'm hoping 343 fixes some of them soon.
     
    ~U_K~
  7. Ultimate_Kardas
    Wow. WOW.
     
    Ladies and gentlemen, that was not a good wow. That was a bad wow. This has to be the most disappointing ending to anything ever. Even worse than Mass effect 3.
     
    If you actually read comics or plan on catching up on spider-man, I will say this only once:
     
    MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW
     
     
     
    ~U_K~
  8. Ultimate_Kardas
    Don't know if the file size is too big so here's a link.
     
    The Witchking and fellbeast look amazing and I will definitely be getting them. The balrog is great, but something is wrong with it's face. The eyes are too close to the mouth and it has no nostrils. It just doesn't look right to me.
     
    Also, just got a job at McDonalds. I know it's just McDonalds, but at least I finally got a job (that isn't chicken catching).
     
    ~U_K~
  10. Ultimate_Kardas

    Mirror's edge

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    Really great game. Just beat it yesterday, and it was really fun, if a bit short. I did most of the game without killing anybody (even the stupidly hard fight in the security warehouse. I probably would've killed them, but for the life of me I could not counter their melee, and did not know how to pick guns up off the ground), but when [spoilers]Merc died[/spoilers], I let loose and shot almost every single guard I could.
     
    Amazing graphics for it's time too. I can see why everyone wants a sequel now.
     
    ~U_K~
  11. Ultimate_Kardas
    I was kind of freaking out when I saw these next to my name. I suddenly wondered what I had done wrong and was frantically looking through my post and topic history to see what I had done wrong on the day I was given the points.
     
    Fortunately, thanks to BZP's search bar (which I encourage people to use since it is very handy), I went to the BZP Q&A forum, searched "warning points", and found my answer.
     
    I still think it's kind of silly to have positive warning points.
     
    ~U_K~
  13. Ultimate_Kardas
    Alright, sorry I haven't updated in a bit. Was busy with convocation and dry grad (which were both awesome).
     
    Also, 3 more games were included in the humble bundle which was automatically added to my steam account essentially. Super meatboy, braid, and Lone survivor.
     
    Anyway, let's talk about the two games I beat.
     
    Psychonauts: A good game, but nothing spectacular. There were a lot of funny jokes, but still nothing amazing. My two favorite levels were lungfish city and the Napoleon game board. Overall a good experience, but everyone had just hyped it up to be way better than it was.
     
    Bastion: My goodness. I knew the narrator of this game was awesome, but I had no idea the rest of the game would be just as good. Even the gameplay. I used a machete and shotgun for most of the game until I replaced the shotgun with the calamity cannon. *SPOILERS* I also choose to save Zulf in the end and chose to evacuate. Walking through the end while carrying Zulf on my back while people were shooting at me with that music playing... Wow. It was such a breathtaking ending. *SPOILERS OVER* I am so glad that the humble bundle also gives you the soundtracks. Bastion's soundtrack alone is worth the $7 that my brother paid for it.
     
    Also, borrowed Fallout 3 from a friend. I just can't get into it. I find the gun gameplay very boring, but don't think a melee character is viable since everyone has guns or is super powerful with melee. I think Skyrim has spoiled me. On the upside, I had been bored of Skyrim for a very long time, especially since my character was reset and I was just doing things over again, but thanks to Fallout 3 being kind of boring, My love for Skyrim has returned. Just in time for the DLC too.
     
    ~U_K~
  14. Ultimate_Kardas
    Well, I decided to put my lizard down. He had cancer, and I couldn't bear him suffering it. The bones in his wrist were literally being eaten away by it and this caused his whole hand to swell up and essentially become unusable.
     
    Here's an x-ray of the bad hand.
     
    Compare it to this picture of what it should look like (Not actually my lizard)
     
    Here's what his hand looked like.
     
    So anyway, instead of paying $500 to get his leg amputated at the elbow/knee, I decided to just put him down. He lived to be over 9 years old, and the vet had told me that that's very old for them. Besides, lizards apparently have a high risk for the anesthetic. I would rather have him put out of his misery.
     
    I don't know if animals go to Heaven, but I hope they do. Rest in Peace Spikey.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  15. Ultimate_Kardas
    By downloading and playing the Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning demo, we can get this free armor and gun for mass effect 3:


     

    Reckoner Knight Armor:


    This armor will maximize damage done in close-quarters combat while a
    beefed–up power cell feeds energy into weapon systems to increase
    projectile velocity.
     
    The Chakram Launcher:
    This weapon uses a fabricator to manufacture lightweight, explosive
    ammunition discs. This weapon is earned after completing the Reckoning demo and watching the trailer at the end.
     
    Here's two pictures:
     


     
     
    I don't care how out of place it looks, or if the bonuses are mediocre, I'm going to wear this all the time.
     
    The demo comes out January 17th.
     
    ~U_K~
  16. Ultimate_Kardas
    But don't tell nobody.
     
    In all seriousness though, I might actually come back here if the leaks are true.
     
    In the meantime, I'm gonna get back to playing on the xbox one with some mods from this site.
     
    And I'm waaaay too lazy to find the font or do my signature anymore.
  20. Ultimate_Kardas

    Recent happenings

    By Ultimate_Kardas,

    No Friday Funny today either, but I don't really think anybody even expects them from me anymore.
     
    Anyway, a lot of stuff going on. I got a new job which I only did for one day and then quit, for reasons I don't want to go into. Most of them are probably inappropriate for BZP anyway. I got an amazing new laptop that can actually play games. I got the core hunter hero factory set which is pretty cool, I got the Valve comic book which is amazing even though I've already read all the stories, and I finally bought all the comics from the comic book store that had been waiting. Might even do a review of them later.
     
    Been playing a lot of TF2 lately. Also, Just Cause 2 is amazingly fun. I\m not even doing any missions, just driving/flying around and screwing around with my grappling hook.
     
    ~U_K~
  23. Ultimate_Kardas
    - Check notifications for messages and blog entries
     
    - Read messages and blog entries such as: Brickeens making an awesome MOC/drawing
     
    - Go to COT and check for any new posts in the halo or mass effect topics (elder scrolls too if you're feeling energized)
     
    - Contribute to these discussions if you have something to say
     
    -Spend half the time making the post adjusting font and color correctly
     
    - Go to own blog and think about posting blog entry, but don't post one 95% of the time
     
    - Close BZP and go play video games
     
    - Rinse and repeat
     
    ~U_K~
  24. Ultimate_Kardas
    I'm cleaning up my room right now (OF MY OWN FREE WILL =O) and it's looking really good. I finally put all my Bionicle sets back together and have them all displayed on the walls. And then I go to throw some birthday and Christmas cards out, and what do I find?
     
    $30.
     
    BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
     
    I'm curious as to what is in my bedside cabinet, and I open the drawer to find about $400 in it.
     

     
    ~U_K~
  25. Ultimate_Kardas
    Finished portal 2 on Wednesday, got the last achievement for it yesterday, and I finished Avatar the last airbender on Thursday.
     
    Portal 2 was amazing, and I think it's my favorite game ending of all time.
     
    And While I still think Still alive is a better credits song, this one was more of a song, but still really good. It's not as good because everyone had such high expectations, and you can't get better than Still alive since no one was expecting it. I still really like the song for this one though.
     
    Also, the corrupt personality cores are amazing. I loved them all. Some of the "facts" from the fact core were hilarious. "The person who discovered milk was very, very thirsty."
     
    Avatar was really good too, and Sokka is still my favorite character.
     
    My favorite minor character is the guy on kyoshi island who freaked out and foamed at the mouth when Aang spun a marble in the air. I laughed so hard.
     
    Also, the strangest episode was when Zuko, Azula and her friends went to Ember island. That was just weird.
    I loved what Azula said when Chan called her pretty.
    Azula: "Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!"
    Chan: ._.
     
    ~U_K~
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