ManiacToaLaco

Well, I still haven't seen the third Transformers... I should do that.... Fun Commentary: This chapter introduced Jaller, who would subsequently appear in almost every other chapter of the series. This chapter was originally called "Spinok Attack", but since said scorpion Deceptikuta only appeared for 3 sentences in this chapter, that title was decided to be cut for the re-mastered edition. TRANSONICLECHAPTER 2MAIN CHARACTER INTRODUCTION! Ga-Metru High school, 10 minutes before home time, family history reports being done. "And that’s how my great, great, great ,great, great, great, great, great grandfather's neighbour’s cousins, best friends great uncle twice removed found out that two plus two doesn't equal four, it equals fish!!! Any questions?" said Takua, Jaller's best friend. The class stared at Takua as Jaller covered his head with a book. The teacher, whose name was unknown, was just called Mr. Teacher, or Betty, shook his side in disappointment. Mr. Teacher took a piece of paper, wrote something on it, stuck a piece of tape on the top of it, got up, and stuck to Takua's forehead."Go to your seat Takua." he said.Takua walked to his seat beside Jaller and asked him "Did Takua do good?""No," Jaller answered, “Takua failed miserably and made Jaller wonder why Jaller Takua's friend and why Jaller and Takua talk in third person." "So, did Takua do good?" SLAP! "Takua have odd feeling Takua didn't do so well." "Would Takua be quite while Jaller get read-” Jaller was cut off by Mr. Teacher's high pitched, squeky voice. "Ehem. Would Jaller please come up and do his report before Mr. Teacher has to be mean and come over and slaps him?" interrupted Mr. Teacher. Jaller quickly grabbed his bag and started running to the front. He was stopped when Mr. Teacher said "No running in MY classroom hooligan!" Jaller stopped and said "Sorry Betty, I mean Mr. Teacher." The Matoran in the class giggled and laughed and snickered and blew milk from their noses. Betty, I mean Mr. Teacher gave the class the "hairy eye". It was suddenly silent. Jaller continued walking to the front when someone threw a gumdrop onto his head. Startled, Jaller did a back flip, but not on purpose, and landed on his head, his mask going one way and his backpack the other. The class started laughing again, and Mr. Teacher sighed and put his head in his hands. In orbit... Translated from, well, whatever giant robot language they speak before they speak Matoran. "Any news from Pohatubee, Wipeout?" "No, nothing, but we did find a disturbing transmission in the Matoran radio programs." said Wipeout, the smallest of the Autotoabots. "Then play it soldier!! "Now now, Hydraxhide. You can play it now Wipeout." Wipeout turned around and hit a switch. "This is an emergency distress call from SOCKS base in the Voya-Nui desert, we need help!! A MH53 Pave Low landed and turned into a - BOOM!!! KABLAM!!- Ohmygoodnessohmyohmyohmy!! The Laundromat!! It’s a robot!! Look out for the EMPs its shooting!! It’s shooting!! It just dropped something!! We need air support!! We- Oh No! Oh NO! OH NO! NOOO- SWOOM! *********” "That didn't sound too good, who do you think it is?" said Wipeout "Well, to me it sounds like Blacktaka, Wipeout." “What makes you think it’s that giant?” asked Wipeout, who was the only human sized Autotoabot. "I think he’s the only one who thinks EMPs make good destructive weapons.” Galcee, the next smallest Autotoabot said. "Enough. Blue Flame, get the scanners ready, we need to know if Pohatubee is going to send the message soon." "Aye, aye Cap'n" said Blue Flame. "Tahkan Metra, get us closer to the planet. I suspect we will be forced to relocate ourselves to it soon." "Sure thing sir." said Tahkan Metra. “Now, let’s hope that Blacktaka and Spinok are the only Deceptikuta there....... “ BACK AT THE SCHOOL Jaller has finally got to the front of the class, and dumped his trash, I mean junk, I mean his crazy ol' great grandpa's trash, I mean junk, I mean stuff sailor people use to sail- Anyways, Jaller picked up a piece of paper and explained what it was."This is a drawing my great, great grandfather Captain Ithinkimbald drew after his, "accident", that made him go crazy for the rest of his life and stuff. And this is his old pair of glasses, his half eaten shoe, his pyjamas, a potato, his golden compass, a few frozen turtle doves and a mini wooden partridge in a pair tree. Now, I’m selling all this stuff on bBay for the low, low, low price of just $67 dollars each. Any takers? C'mon, not even one!?" One student raised his hand. "Yes, you in the purple!" he said. "First, it’s really dark blue, and second, what’s a dollar?” the Matoran in purple, I mean blue, said. "Oops, I meant widgets, so any takers now?" he corrected himself and became a salesperson at the same time. Another Matoran raised his hand. "Yes, you in the pink." Jaller called out. “It’s really, really, reeally light red, and there’s a big black fikou spider on your head." the Matoran in odd colours said. "Well, sorry, and its purple not black. Wha- WHAT!" Jaller became a snob and a scaredy cat at the same time. He screamed like a 5 year old girl who had seen a spider, and he ran around the room crying and screaming. When he got back to the front of the class he noticed the spider had fallen off his head. He picked it up and noticed it was a plastic spider. He looked to the class and said "Hey, it's plastic."Someone yelled "Burnage!!". The class had been laughing the whole time. Then the bell rang. Suddenly, the class was deserted except for Jaller and Mr. Teacher, who was already heading for the door.Jaller ran to Mr. Teacher and asked him "So, what’s my mark?" Mr. Teacher looked at him and said "A solid C minus." "Teacher say wha?" Jaller said, almost through tears. "Why," Jaller asked him, “Why! What have I done to deserve this horrible mark!? What was the reason for this, this, this atrocity!!! What!! What! Please tell me!!! And how may I fix this blot upon my person?” Mr. Teacher stared at Jaller with cold, unforgiving, frightening eyes. "Because you made a mockery of my classroom, called me Betty and dropped your great grandfathers trash all over my classroom." he yelled, spit flying onto Jaller’s mask. Jaller wiped away the spit and prepared a speech he made in case of this situation. "Ehem," he clear his throat and started his speech. Jaller went flying out of the school. He saw his dad, an old turaga with a eye for cheapness, in his car. He got in and said "Guess what?" "What?" his dad said. "A minus, that’s what!!" he exclaimed. "Great!! To the used car lot!!" his dad said. "Wha?" was Jaller's answer. IN THE VOYA-NUI DESSERT, I MEAN DESERT, 7 HOURSE AFTER SOCKS BASE ATTACK "It be jest ova tat 'ill." said Taipu said with his accent. They walked over the hill to see Taipu's village.“Good work Taipu, I knew we could count on you.” Hewkii said.“After tat ting tat attacked te’ base, I hope you lot will leave us alone fer good.” Taipu responded.“Er, ok..” Hewkii said, a bit taken back.As they walked, the Matoran who got sand in his eyes walked over near a big sign that said "SIGN SAYS VILLAGE IS THAT WAY". "Now that’s a bad sign." the Matoran who got sand in his eyes said. Just then, something moved under the sand. Out of fear, he took his machine gun and fired into the sand, and, after a minute of shooting, he thought he got the creature in the sand. Then he did something really stupid. He stuck his hand into the sand to feel what was down there. He felt something alright, but it grabbed him and pulled him under.The other Matoran spun around as they heard his scream. Then, his broken mask came out of the sand, something wet and slimy on it. The Matoran started walking backwards towards the village. As they walked, something was heading for the surface. Hafu yelled something before it broke though the sand. A giant, metal scorpion jumped up, sand and dirt flying everywhere. The frightened Matoran ran toward the village as the scorpion flew though the air towards them. This was certainly a bad day for the Matoran. END OF CHAPTER Maybe I'll do the Metrutron chapter next, maybe I won't. I'll see how I feel... MTL

I must say, this may be my new favourite comedy. It has a very "upper class"-ish feel to it, which I quite enjoy.

"That axe may be bigger than my physical form, but my awesomeness dwarfs that tiny little thing," MTL boasted.

Oh, you're back! I completely forgot about this. I'm going to enjoy reading this again. :PAre you working on the third one?

Well, it's been a while since I've posted anything, and it's been longer still since the original Transonicle was posted. Now, the original twelve chapters were written rather poorly (they were done using the reply button ) , and I'm sad to say I'm not quite proud of how badly they were written. Jokes, plot and point were lost do to the fact it looked like I wrote it with my earlobe. So, I well repost the redone, redeemed and respell checked Transonicle and Transonicle 2, but wait, THERE'S MORE! That's right! I will add new chapters, new parts, new plots and more background, including: -That chapter taking place on Metrutron I promised but never delivered-Getting rid of ridiculus goofs-A fun little commentar-And getting myself back into mode for writing Transonicle 3. After off course, I actually watch Transformers 3... I will post Transonicle 3 in a different topic, for clarities sake. This isn't just me reposting work I've already done. This is me reposting it so you can actually read what I wrote. Not to mention, reading Transonicle and Transonicle 2 will let you know who's who in Transonicle 3, considering I have a lot of characters.. Not like many of you actually read the original anyways... Besides, I don't want to lose my work all-over again. Our old computer with all of my stuff broke and I lost the original chapters, so this will give me a chance to save them all once more, as well a rewrite them better than ever. Lo and Behold, Transonicle, the original chapter! Fun Commentary: This chapter, as well as the following eleven, were written using the reply button, meaning my spelling, grammar and puncuation were worse than ever. I'm not proud of how it all looks, so perhaps now it will be passable work..This chapter originally contained lots of preliminary stuff, like calling the Autotoabot's Autotoa, the Deceptikuta Deceptiikuta and more unsitly errors. And now, the adventure (re)begins. TRANSONICLEThe Transformers Chronicle"A long, long, long, long, long- you get the picture- ,long time ago, there existed a world. This world, was very different from the one you know. There were two factions, we, the Autotoa, and are enemies, the Decipikuta. For millenia, our race covered the planet in war, to the point that there was almost no life left on the planet. The Decipikuta, led by Makutatron, were hoping to captured the item that brought our race into being, the AllShiny. I led our forces to one last stand off, which ended when my spy and recon specalist, Pohatubee, launched the AllShiny into space. In rage, Makutatron destroyed his vocal wires/tubes/things. I have no idea what there called, but the point is, Makutatron transformed into his Metrunuian jet mode. I don't even know what that is called and he's my brother. Anyways, he flew off the planet, in search of the AllShiny. The Decipikuta went into hiding, and we left the planet to try and find the AllShiny before Makutatron. Little did we know, we were already to late.........." End transmission.Ko-Wahi, 1897........"Come on, Matoran, it 'ill freeze before your finished at this point!" Rang out Captain Ithinkimbald. He looked at the Matoran digging away at the ice, trying free the S.S Find Me. They had been trying to go though a frozen lake, but had failed. One of the reasons was probably because the crows nest guy was blind, or it was that the S.S Find Me was a boat, so they had to go though the ice. Whatever the reason, it played apart in the destiny boardgame that the great spirit was playing on them.Captain Ithinkimbald walked to the front of the ship, and was suddenly sent flying in the air. He hit the ground with a thud. The thud then ran away after being thrown into the air. Captain Ithinkimbald got up and watched as the Ski-Ussals, skittled away. Captain Ithinkimbald wondered how they had gone fast enough to throw him in the air, then ordered his Matoran to follow the crabs.They chased the Ussals to a spot in ice. The Ussals started digging at the ice, as if there was a treat in there. As Captain Ithinkimbald got there, one Ussal broke the ice, falling in, with the captain in tow. As they hit the ground, the tow-line broke, letting him walk on his own. The Ussal skutteled away into the darkness as Captain Ithinkimbald took out his handy-dandy pocket flashlight, which was just a light stone with a rod sticking though it to make the handle. He looked around and saw something that made his jaw go though his mask and hit the floor. He picked up his jaw and locked it back into place. Before him, laying frozen in ice, was a giant man. He was red and siler, was covered in in frightining armor, had what looked like two lights on the side of his head. There was a sort-of mask on his chest, with five pointy sides and two evil looking eyes. His mouth was open in a silent scream, like someone had stood on a sore toe of his. Captain Ithinkimbald looked around him, and realized that he was standing in a massive, three fingered hand. He walked to the frozen mans chest and touched the mask. There was a bright flash of light, then everything went dark.Ko-Wahi 1897, the next day.........They found Captain Ithinkimbald the next day, as they were all to scared to go down on there own. They had decided to all go, and had found him, frost bitten, hungry, thristy and blind. The light had blinded him, and put little cracks in his glasses. He was taken to hospital by airship, and why they hadn't taken it with them to Ko-Wahi in the first place I don't know, but it was probably because Captain Itinkimbald was to cheap to buy himself one. In the following months, Captain Ithinkimbald drew pictures and talked about the man he had seen in the ice. Eventually he was called "That crazy blind guy that no one cares about or likes and his expirey date better come soon or I will drown myself in a toilet" or "TCBGTNOCAOLAHEDBCSOIWDMIAT". When you think about it, neither is that short. As what happend to the "ice man" as he was soon called, was unknown other than that he was taken away by the goverment. Any other info mistereously disapeared and any one that knew stuff about it vansihed to. Soon, it was forgoten about. That was bad. Really bad. It was our only warning.Voya-Nui Milatary Stronghold, Present Day....."So whats your perfect day sarge?" asked Hafu. Hafu's squad leader, Hewkii took a moment to answer, but he finally said "To hold my baby girl for the first time."The Matoran in his squad started laughing at him. One of them said though tears of laughter" OH!! What a wimpy one!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Hewkii the sissy!!Are you for real sarge!!" He wiped tears from his face with a shrit sleave that was full of sand. Then he put his hands to his eyes to try and get the sand from them."No, im just pulling your leg" Said Hewkii."Really?" asked Hafu."No." answered Hewkii, disapointed with his team, especially the one that got sand in his eyes.They soon landed at the base. Hewkii, had somehow gotten sand in his boots, but how he did that when BIONICLE's don't were boots I don't know. Hewkii was emptying his boots when a young Onu-Matoran came to him with a water keg."Thanks Taipu" Hewkii said as Taipu handed it to him."Your 'elcome sir" said Taipu, happy to see Hewkii again. Taipu had an accent if you were wondering. As they started talking about somthing that I was to lazy to write down Hewkii remembered something he was going to do. He said bye to Taipu and ran of to go to the contact building, which was made up 'cause I couldn't think of a better name for it.Nearby........A Sikorsky MH53 Pave Low 3 Helicopter flew silenty over the parched land scape. It wasn't your usaul Pave Low 3 helicopter though. It was unusauly large.It also had a destination. A milatary base. The one Hewkii's team was at. Either that it was on the attack or the pilot wanted some nachos. But both of those seem impossible, right? Right? RIGHT? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME!!?? I- oh, right, computer. Sorry.Back at the base....Hewkii looked at the screen. On it was his wife, Macku, and his newborn daughter. Even though that entire sentance was impossible in BIONICLE, it was as real as a pig flying out of my nose right now. Hewkii was about to say "I love you" when the srceen started to go fuzzy. "Macku, Macku whats going on?"Hewkii asked Macku. She just opened her mouth when the screen went dark. Hewkii slaped the screen when all the lights went out. Hewkii got up and went outside when he heared a intercom. It was the general."Unidentified aircraft, you are in a restricted zone. Power done now." He asked the copter.******* (thats means static)The general ordered two jets to go see the copter. The jets took off right away. Soon one radioed back "This thing is massive!! It looks like a Sikorsky MH53 Pave Low 3, but twice the size!! Oh, and the tail number is 2L13KT1K1. This thing is massive, oh wait, I said that already."Now if you changed the numbers there to the letters they reperesent, the numbers would be b,a,c,a,a in that order. Now get a piece of paper and switch them. What does it spell? Prepare to find out.The general told one of the computer Matoran next to him the tail number. After a few beeps, boops and bops, the matoran finally said, "Sir, 2L13KT1K1 was shot down 17 months ago, on Mata-Nui."What!?" Exclaimed the general" That can't be right!! This thing must be broken!"The General gave the computer a good kick."Well, its broken now." Said the techie. They looked up and saw that the copter had landed. The General got to his microphone and said" Have your crew step out now or we shot you so many times you'll have more holes than swiss cheese."*********The pilot ignored them. In fact, he just stared at the general.The general stared back.The pilot stared back at the general.The general stared right back at the pilot.The pilot stared back.The general stared back.The pilot became fuzzy, then started to shimmer, then disappeared.The general tried to copy this, but just then realized that becoming fuzzy, then starting to shimmer and then disappearing wasn't normal.Yes, it took about a minute for him to figure this out.He watched the Sikorsky MH53 pave low 3, atonished, and fricked out.Then, the scary thing happend.Yeah, as if a pilot disobeying orders froma army general and then disappearing into thin air weren't scary enough.First, the helicopter blades went up and folded back. Then the parts on the Pave Low 3 started to move around, flip, rearrange and attached other places. The sides turned into what looked like arms, and pushed the front of the plane up. The cockpit turned so the front was touching the ground. the arms pushed the helicopter higher, and somthing that resamblbed a leg came up. Then another one. The cabin of the plane turned into a body, the cockpit turned into a large, spiked head. Soon, it was finished, standing way higher than anything else in the facility. It raised an arm, and shot a beam of blue light. the beam hit a row of planes, blowing them up rreeaall good. A cannon came out of the helicopter robot thing's chest and blew up a building. Useing a hand, it took the rotore off its back and sent the tanks around it flying with a mighty swing.It walked forward, blowing up tanks, planes, buildings and other army stuff.At the robots feet....Hafu ran for his life, trying not to be smushed into pulp like his dump truck he left under the robots right foot. No, it wasn't a real dump truck, just a toy one.He watched as the robot blew a tank to pieces. The fires from what it had done were lighting the sky, giving unwanted veiws of its frightining face. Hafu was running when he tripped and was nearly smushed. He looked up, the robot had stopped it was straing Hafu in the face. Hafu took out a heat sensative camera and took a pisture of the monsters underbelly. The robot didn't like that. Its chest cannon came out and prepared to fire.Hewkii yelled out to Hafu" Run man!! Run for your life!!!"That was all the encourage ment Hafu needed. He ran as fast as he could away from the monster as it blew the ground Hafu had just been. It watched as Hewkii's group ran away. A pile of wire came out of its back, and landed in the sand. It turned around and stuck it hand though a roof, inside was a power terminal. It stuck it hand to it and started to drain the files. The general, who had just happend to be there, watched as the robot drain a file called "Project: Frosty"."Cut the power!! Cut the Power!!" He yelled to a techie.The techie tried to pull the power, but the switch was broken."It wont buge!!" The Matoran yelled."I see that!!" the general yelled back. He looked around and saw a axe that just happend to be there. He grabed it and hit the switch repedeatly. Soon, the power was cut and the robot couldn't hack the files. The robot, now angry, after being sssooo close to victory, now no were within reach, took out it's chest cannon. The general and the techie stared in horror as the cannon, now aimed at them, fired.The Decipikuta had come.And were closing in one the AllShiny.Fast. Hopefully this isn't against the rules to this sort of thing, otherwise I just wasted an hour... MTL

I do believe that part about comedy authors making things worse was my favourite part. Wouldn't Axxon's axe be taller than a toa? Since you seem to be in need of some GS, I send a PM.. MTL

I must say, I rather liked. A chuckled at most of the jokes, and groanded when I was supposed to. I like where this is going! MTL