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Well, I didn't expect that happening. And I'm going to assume a paradox might happen soon. I also didn't think the Barraki would, y'know, accomplish it successfully. Well, maybe not quite successfully. Nex 2.0 might change there mission status from success to "pre-humous success".Get it? Posthumous, pre-humous....I really need to finish that Transonicle 3 chapter I'm trying to write... I'm so lazy...MTL

There's a Nordic ruin not far from Windhelm that's pretty neat. It's kinda small, but there are these little blue orbs that bounce and follow you around. You also get a unique helmet that's pretty cool, looks similar to Draugr Deathlord helmets. Overall, I've liked the dungeons a lot more than Oblivion's. Ayleid stuff was pretty cool for a while, but since that's pretty much all it had except for a few forts, I got tired of seeing them. At least Skyrim has a solid distribution of Nordic and Dwemer stuff.

I just can't stand the Ayleid ruins anymore. They were all the same. No fun. Dwemer ruins are much mroe fun, usually more profitable, and you could actually believe people once lived there.Also, I finished Blacreach the other day. Awesome place. I only found eighteen Crimson Nirnroots, but that's ok. I found a giant in there, and nearby a Dwarven centurion. The ensusing fight was awesome, but short. The Centruion was beaten down, having taken out about half of the giants health. A quick fos do rah and I finished the giant.Also, the Dark Brotherhood has been highered to kill me. Really sad too because I tried to get married (a accident that results from putting on the amulet of Mara accidentely) to the girl in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun who you have to beat in a brawl, and then I was waiting in Riften, the right day, and she didn't show up, whichs means...I'm going to find out who Astrid is, find which city she's in, and kill her and all her friends, which I assume are all Dark Brotherhood chaps. Then maybe I'll have a nice Nord Mead at the local inn.MTL

Star Wars: V and VI, even though I LOVE Star Wars

How'd these get on here, while the prequel trilogy and the Clone Wars didn't? I don't understand.Also, Valhalla Rising. Terrible acting, no plot, no action. It was actually painful to watch.Let me tell you how bad the plot is; On the way to the Holy Land(Israel area), a bunch of guys (I don't think any even get names, or lines) decide to go there. So instead of hugging the coast like they actually did in real life, they just went off into the middle of the ocean practically.From Scandinavia.So, in the most un-ocean worthy boat ever of all time, they cross the Atlantic and end up in Nova Scotia or that area. So naturally, they assume the Holy Land is full of trees, like it isn't, and decide to build stuff there. (also note they crossed the ocean in what appears to have been a week, with no sails or oars and surrounded by fog)Naturally, they all go completely crazy for basiacaly no reason, in one of the most actually painful montages ever. The music they used in that scene made the dogs go nuts and was really hard on the ears.Then they get killed, and the first nations people living there let the kid survive for no reason. Or something.And the twilight movies, they suck. Period. Bad acting (Kristen Stewarts only expression in the entire series is the exact same one), bad plot, shiny vampires and everybody was emo. There was no redeeming qualites about that series, unless you just cared for Taylor Lautner and that other guy being shirtless every 6 minutes.And we're not hating it because it's cool to do so; we're hating it because they just sucked. I mean, the action sequnces aren't any good. I mean, at least with movies like Transformers you got action (even if you had no idea what was going on, it was still fun).And the Golden Compass. Don't even get me started on that. And Eragon. And the Spiderwick Chronicles. All failed so bad.MTL

My unrelenting force is all 3 words, and I got the small mediatation upgrade for it from Paarthurnax. So he listened to what I had to say...Since I've lulled myself into a false sense of secruity by usually being able to one hit most mages, I once and a while get a Necromancer or Wizard who doesn't quite get the "point", and refuses to die without me using all my potions.I don't know where to find the rest of the Dragon Priests. Don't know if I want to....The Notched Pickaxe is on the Throat of the World, isn't it? I couldn't find. I found some ice wraiths, a almost buried Dragon skeleton, and a person skeleton holding a dwarven shield (which I gave to Lydia; she has full improved Steel plate armour and a 38 damage scimiat, why don't I take her out of the house already?), but no pickaxe. Doesn't it improve smithing or something?MTL

Because every child loves a good free-for-all! This is for one day only and doesn’t happen anywhere else! The only other reason you’d want to get up this early is on Christmas Day to catch Santa trespassing!

Amazing. I just loved the image I had in my head when I imagined my own mother doing exactly that.

But wait! There's more! Call now, and I will throw in absolutely NOTHING for 9.4 easy payments of $27.07!

Nothing you say...MTL

Useless. But funny. Good job again, ibrow. That was a huge help .~TTG~

None of the opinions actually exist even though they are my opinions.[sarcasm]That was really helpful.[/sarcasm]Little funny, but I didn't actually laugh until TToG posted.

In all seriousness though, I agree; this PSA isn't even close to the standards of the last several chapters.That makes me nervous about Chapter 5 and Special #5. Gulp.-ibrow

Hey, I liked it, even though it still wasn't *quite* your usual work, it was still good. And go through with those other things you have planned. If you want to do 'em, do 'em. And if they help explain what's all going on, that won't hurt. Even though I'm pretty sure I got it figured, more clarification shouldn't kill me.Or will it?DUH DUH!MTL

Right, sorry I haven't been paying much atention for the past fews chapters, I've been, how you say, busy with school and Skyrim and such.So let's see here, the Toa (including the illustrious me) weren't able to save the boards from the staff, so know we're stuck in an Ask Comedy with the lights turned out. I don't know how gonna get out fo that. You'd need a Toa of light or something...

Vezon: Well she has a twisted sense of humor. And a body that won't quit. [purrs]Solaris: You got a thing for Helryx?Vezon: No way. She's my arch-nemesis. But by Makuta's backside, she's hot.Solaris: I'm kinda creeped out right now.Vezon: What. I hate that infernal Toa of Water and her beautiful eyes.

Now that right there, that's funny. Of course, considering I've never seen Herlyx, he may be completely justified. :PMTL

Very nice! It's good to know I can actually inspire people!I quite like how lots of the humour seems to be on players experiences, i.e having to be told how to move your head!, which always bugged me a bit, as well as the melee joke. I do quite enjoy the Halo franchise, so do a good job, buddy :PThe only thing I didn't really like was how squished together everything is, which makes it hard to read. You don't have to space it out to the extent I do, but making a new paragraph everytime someone talks would make it a lot easier to read, as well as following the rules of English grammar.I look forward as too where this is going!MTL

Fun Commentary: I always enjoyed this chapter, as well as the scene. It's alot better if you imagine the scene's music during it, as well as imagine Wreckdak and Krekkacrusher making those indecipherable noises the Deceptikuta made in the film. Also, Wreckdak only has one line in the entire comedy, possibly the least of any named character.Neat.TRANSONICLECHAPTER 15ROAD KILLCANYON OF UNENDING WHISPERS, PO-METRU, METRU-NUIMakutatron stumbled a bit. He looked at the destruction he had caused the fleshies. It felt like toasted goodness. However, the metal tyrant had places to be, people to crush. Transmocing into his super-duper jet thingy mode that even he wasn’t sure what it was, he flew through the tunnel that Phoenix Prime used several chapters ago. The massive Deceptikuta flew out and landed on the outside of the canyon. He looked around and waited. He had a feeling that soon, his loyal subjects would return to him.“Lord Makutatron.”Makutatron stumbled and almost fell off his ledge. “Nihiscream” he said, just regaining his balance. “You try to fall me again.”“I wouldn’t call it that, but ok. We have returned for you” Nihiscream said, pointing to Blacktaka and Sleedat, who walked up behind him.“Excellent. For too long my prospects have been grim, locked in that frozen prison for years untold. Tell me, where is the AllShiny?” Makutatron said, walking up the trio.Nihiscream took a step back, staying out of punching range. “The Matoran have eaten it.”“WHAT.” Makutatron said, surprised. Nihiscream sighed. “Oops. I can’t use this Matoran Interlingua system right. They have taken it, and they have sided with the Autotoabots. Matanui Prime himself is here.” Nihiscream took several steps back as he said this.“Autotoabots,” Makutatron growled, “And Matanui Prime here, himself,” Makutatron clenched one of his long fingered hands as he said Matanui’s name, “Then our war shall end on this planet. I will kill Matanui myself. Now then, who is getting the AllShiny for me right now,” Makutatron then pointed one finger at Nihiscream, “Assuming you have been smart enough to send some of our warriors after it.”Before Nihiscream said anything, Blacktaka used this as an excuse to talk “We’ve sent Enderth, Bradak, Wreckdak, Daedulus, Krekkacrusher and Barritax.”Nihiscream then spoke up, “The AllShiny is actually still in the building, I believe.” Nihiscream said, and then realizing Makutatron wouldn’t be happy to hear this. Makutatron grabbed Nihiscream by the neck, and growled his growely voice right into Nihiscream’s face. “You fail me yet again Nihiscream. Get it before they leave this compound!” Makutatron then threw Nihiscream to the ground. The ground where they were standing, not the one several hundred feet below. Sleedat walked forward then. “Lord Makutatron, will you take the time to rest and recharge your energy levels first? You have spent a long time-“ she started to say. “I am fine, Sleedat. You’re more competent than Nihiscream, but not by much. Do not test me.” Makutatron spat. Sleedat probably would’ve said something rude, had it not been Makutatron standing there. “Lord Makutatron!” someone yelled from behind them.The three turned around to see a huge dinosaur, a Spinosaurus to be exact, start to transform into a 47 foot robot holding its dinosaur tail as a sword.“I live to serve you lord Makutatron” the new Deceptikuta said. “Welcome Dreaddude.” Nihiscream said to Dreaddude. Nihiscream wasn’t sure why Dreaddude had chosen an extinct animal as an alternate mode, but Nihiscream was aware of Dreaddude’s love for history. And violence. Dreaddude looked up angrily at Nihiscream. “I was not talking to you, Nihiscream. I also notice that you forgot about me when you were alerting us all to lord Makutatron’s location.” He said. “I must apologize then. It appears you slipped my mind.” Nihiscream said. Nihiscream, you see, didn’t really like Dreaddude. Or any other Deceptikuta, really. It was ok. None of the Deceptikuta were especially fond of Nihiscream.Makutatron grabbed Nihiscream by the shoulder and pushed him down. “I highly doubt that, Nihiscream, however, I have more important things to deal with, like,” Makutatron said, turning around to the Canyon’s valley, “MY ALLSHINY!!!!” BACK INSIDE THE CANYONPohatubee stood around the Matoran hurriedly trying to load guns and vehicles. He watched as Jaller and Hahli took turns holding the AllShiny, not sure who gonna take the MacGuffin to Lego City, a nearby city.“The Deceptikuta have cut all communications. We’re sitting ducks here people. We can’t the military to help at all.” Hewkii said, loading his gun. His soldiers from the desert looked grim, not looking forward to fighting more robots. “Oi! You, Nupary and Dixie!” 12345 yelled to Nuparu and Nixie. “It’s Nuparu and Nixie, thank you very much.” Nuparu said. “It could be Tom and Jerry for all I care. Come with me, we gotta try and get communication back up. Or at least a paper air plane going.” 12345, walking to the communications room. Turaga Vakama walked up and grabbed him by the arm. “Whoa there.” 12345 said. “Look here now, I’m going to go with you.” Turaga Vakama said. “Don’t mind me asking, but why? You should be out playing golf or somethin’.” 12345 said. “And besides, I doubt you know how to work our fancy equipment and all.” Turaga Vakama held firm. “For the past thirty years, all I’ve done is sign papers and make a few press conferences. It’s about time I do something real for my island. And besides, I used to be a communications officer. And I can make a mean paper airplane.” Turaga Vakama said. 12345 took off his sunglasses, and wiped a tear from his eye. “Sir, that was the most beautiful speech I’ve ever heard. Let’s go save our country.” 12345 said as he led them away.“What about Makutatron?” Hafu asked.<Run away!> Pohatubee’s radio said, basically wording everyone’s sympathies. “So we’re going to lead the Deceptikuta into a city?” Hahli asked. “Uh, well, when you put it that way..” Hewkii said, scratching his head.A sudden explosion rocked the complex. “Autotoabot, come out to plaaaay.” The Enderth jumped from the rafters, crushed a vehicle in the process. The 15 foot tall robot dropped a smaller robot, which ran off. Enderth turned his hands into saws and ran at Pohatubee, but a shot from the ‘bee’s laser sent him back, knocking him into a wall.“Were running out of time. Let’s get out of here.” Hewkii said as he got in a vehicle, looking at the knocked out Deceptikuta.LATERThe convoy of vehicles, with Pohatubee in front, sped toward the city. Inside the yellow Camaro of awesome, Jaller, Hahli and The AllShiny sat inside Pohatubee, buckled in for safety. While speeding ahead, they saw a new convoy of vehicles lead by a familiar red and blue truck.“Sweet Mata-Nui! It’s Matanui Prime!” Jaller said, happiness in his voice. And there they were, Matanui Prime, Dakama Prime, Hydraxhide, Kopatchet, Vakama Maximus, Blue Flame, Lezz and Galcee. Tahkan Metra and Phoenix Prime flew overhead, while Wipeout road inside Vakama Maximus.Matanui Prime turned, allowing the other Autotoabots to get into the convoy. The massive group of vehicles sped heroically toward the city, all the Autotoabots as well as several Matoran humvees. Can’t you just hear the awesome music? In fact, it was going so well that it took almost 5 minutes for them to notice a police car, a mine clearing vehicle, a tank, an armoured troop carrier and a black Toyota driving up behind them.“Deceptikuta!” Wipeout yelled when he looked into Vakama Maximus’ rear view mirror.Krekkacrusher and Barritax went ahead of the group to get the Autotoabots. Barritax used his siren to get cars out of the way while Krekkacrusher simply crashed into them, sometimes using his scoop to throw them away. Barritax, who Daedulus (the black Toyota) followed, went ahead of Krekkacrusher, and tried to make the Autotoabots pull over, and they had a vain hope that the Autotoabots wouldn’t recognize them. They did.“It’s that police car that tried to kill me!” Jaller yelled.“Pohatubee, Go ahead with the others. I’ll hold them off.” Matanui Prime told him through the radio.<roger roger> Pohatubee’s radio went back to Prime.Barritax got up alongside Hydraxhide, attempting to slow the weapon specialist down. Instead, Hydraxhide rammed him right off the freeway/bridge. The police car fell and got busted up below.“Not bad, if I do say so myself.” Hydraxhide said. Daedulus was next. He drove as fast as he could forward, got directly behind Blue Flame, and tried to transmoc. He flipped and rolled several times, not managing to get to his feet, and went to the side, knocking Galcee over. Galcee quickly transmoced into her robot form, and Daedulus made it to his feet. Krekkacrusher had had enough. The massive vehicle transmoced, sides becoming arms, legs being formed from the underbelly and the main body forming from the front. A ghastly head appeared from the twisting mass of metal, completing the monstrosity. “RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEBUSRETARETARETARETA!” he screamed, making a horrible sound. Krekkacrusher then body-slammed a bus, exploding it into a million flaming bus pieces.The troop carrier then came up and transmoced, forming the white, red and gray Wreckdak. Wreckdak took out his swords and chopped up a few passing by vehicles as Krekkacrusher focused his sights on Matanui Prime. “RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEMATANUIPRIMERETARETARETA!” Krekkacrusher growled.Matanui slowed down and transmoced into his robot mode, sliding back and punching Wreckdak in the face, causing him to flip, roll and crash into the tank form off Bradak, which slowed the Deceptikuta tank down. Krekkacrusher skated into Matanui Prime, knocking him back. Matanui kicked Krekkacrusher back as the giant tried to jump on him. Wreckdak got back to his feet and ran at Matanui. Wreckdak swung his swords, and only the unsheathing of his own blades allowed Matanui to slice back. The two parried and struck for a little bit until Wreckdak tackled Matanui instead. Matanui grabbed him by the shoulders, spun, and threw him away.Just as he let go of Wreckdak, Krekkacrusher ran into him, sending them both off of the freeway/bridge thing and into another one below.“Hey, giant robots!” The white Matoran said. Krekkacrusher took Primes head and slammed it into the car Icytoa1 was in. Prime turned back and uppercutted Krekkacrusher so hard one of his eyes fell out. In epic slow-motion too.“RETARETAKREKKACRUSHERLIKEDTHATEYERETARETARETA!” Krekkacrusher screamed. His massive scope arm hanging from his back came down and smacked Matanui in the head, and Matanui hit the ground with a thud. The thud crawled away, pain everywhere. Prime then pushed himself into the Deceptikuta and again they fell of the freeway/bridge. They landed on the ground and Prime managed to get away for a second.“RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEEAUTOTOABOTRETARETARETA!”Prime decided drastic measures needed to be used. One arm turned into one of his mighty swords and he jumped at Krekkacrusher.“RRRAAAAAHHHHH!” Matanui screamed as he sliced into the Deceptikuta. Krekkacrusher made several painful noises as his arm, foot and head got sliced off.“ReTAREtaKrEKKaCRUSHERHAte Being heAD….” were the last sounds the evil Deceptikuta made. Prime walked away from the body and was about to head back to the other Autotoabots when Wreckdak jumped down. In an act off awesome, Prime turned his hands into guns, shot Wreckdak in the face and brought part of the road down on the Deceptikuta.Matanui turned his weapons back into his arms, and made his way back to the other Autotoabots.END OF CHAPTER MTL

Krosis is the one that guards the Three-Word-Wall, right (should we give the locations for those on here? Don't want to spoil anything, though I dunno if that's a spoiler or not)? Yeah, tough bugger. Spent, like, 35 potions fighting him. >_<

That's the guy. It was an easy fight for me (sort of) since I went from Korvenjund (the place where the Jagged Crown was), which brought me to the back of the Word Wall, so I saw the Dragon first. Since it was just one of the brown low-leveled Dragons (and I'm a mighty level 21) I took out lots of health on that hit. He spun around, came down for a good ol' one on one, and using Dragonbane (Katana found in Sky Haven temple that does 10% extra damage to dragons), having the extra bonus damage to Dragons active effect Esbern gives you, as well as one unrelenting force whihc stunned the beastie, I took it out in less than 10 hits. Absorbed his soul, went on up, saw the word wall, went for it, and Krosis pops up.I guess I was lucky and saved right after killing the dragon, because Krosis was more than a match for me. So on the next try, I shot him with a poisoned arrow just as he got up out of the coffin, unrelenting forced him right into the word wall, and with him cornered into it preventing him from running away, I ran up, and used my exquisite blades sword (38 damage!) and a few poisons (and health potions) I got him. Got Krosis' mask, his staff of fireballs and some bonemeal (he had a little bit of money too), and some money from a nearby chest, I was rather pleased.Except the shout was Throw Voice. What does it do? Distracts enemies.While I can see use for it, I was sort of hoping for a bit more of a.. I don't know, powerful shout? At least you get all 3 words to it..MTL

Those Thalmor really annoy me. Got mad at me for wrecking like, two of their forts. What an overreaction. I'm pro-legion, but I think everyone sees that the Thalmor are just wrong.I also killed 3 Dragons today, as well as a Dragon Priest (Krosis). I feel proud of myself. ANd I got the second word to fire bearth, so that's even better.MTL

Guys, B6 isn't really editing!

He isn't?Kahi, I want you to ignore my last post. I now want you to get up, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and tell your self "I'm a comdeic genius."Because you are.MTL

So Johnson lacks empathic skills and takes things rather seriouly?And he sucks at making one-liners?Okay, he is now officially awesome.

It's always good to know I did a good job of a character, saves me the worry of having to make them have an accident...And now, back to our already scheduladed ProgammingTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10.5MANIACTOACLACO SHOULD PAY MORE ATENTTION WHEN HE POSTS“You ain’t proving my point!” Wheeldax said.“Indoor voices Wheeldax, or it’s the box for you.” Hahli told Wheeldax.“Not the box, not the box.” Wheeldax cowered.“Kay, it’s nice to get all the introduction and all, but there’s Deceptikuta blowing stuff up outside, so we better get going.” Johnson said.“Yea, get gone.” Braindox said.Outside, Panrashot had had enough of standing and shooting. Sleedat had told him to give Enderth, Daedulus and Barritax a chance to prove themselves, but they were less than useless. “Raaggghhh.” He said as he charged forward, shooting two more time, then knocking drones out of the way. He went straight for Tahuswipe.Tahuswipe looked up and saw him. “Hey, Jodkra, I think I’ll let you have this guy.” He said as he backed up.“RUN LITTLE WORM! RUN!” Panrashot said as he made a grab for Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe swiped at him with a sword, then transmoced and retreated back to Blue Flame and Jodkra’s position.Jodkra just took his fist out of the remnants of a drone’s face and when he saw Panrashot, a good 20 feet taller than all the assembled Autotoabots, running at them. “Johnson! JOHNSON! Hurry up!” Jodkra yelled as he fired his weaponry at Panrashot. The shots hit Panrashot in the chest, and did basically nothing.Blue Flame fired his gun at Panrashot, who rolled, stood, and fired his turret at Blue Flame. The explosion happened 6 feet behind him, and he flew forward. Pohatubee, who had knocked Daedulus down, but was still struggling with Barritax, fired at Panrashot. The shot hit him in the leg, and Panrashot turned and looked at Pohatubee. “Hurry up with that one.” Panrashot said, and he turned back to Blue Flame and Jodkra. But wait, Tahuswipe, where was he?He drove around, and sped toward Panrashot, who had his back to him. “Hmmm, now how should I do this?” he asked himself. He could go under, cut out the knees, and have him fall, or jump on the back and go for the head.The head, always works, he told himself. So he sped up, transmoced right into a beautiful jump, and landed on Panrashot’s back. Unfortunately, Panrashot had long arms that were not obstructed by kibble. He grabbed Tahuswipe and flung him into a building.“Oh, I am having fun!” Panrashot said. Johnson, nearby, snuck past with the Matoran. Jodkra saw this, and decided to take Panrashot’s attention to the other direction.Heh, a rhyme.Jodkra ran around, and fired at Panrashot. “Those tickle.” Panrashot laughed. He then lifted his turret arm and aimed it at Jodkra. “But why tickle when you can punch?” he said as he fired. The shot missed Jodkra, who doubled back.Panrashot fired again. Blue Flame shot at Panrashot, who then fired at Blue Flame. “Keep it up Blue Flame! Maybe we’ll wear him down!” Jodkra yelled to Blue Flame.“No.” Panrashot said as he fired some more. Just then a missile came down and hit Panrashot in the chest. He stumbled. Then another missile came down and hit him. Then Tahkan Metra came down, transmoced, and tackled him.The two rolled, but Tahkan got up, and using his arm blades sliced at Panrashot. Panrashot got a direct hit on Tahkan with his cannon, then shot some more at the Autotoabots, then seeing that only him, Barritax, Daedulus and the newly awakened Enderth were alive, decided to, with much thought, call a retreat.“Run for your lives you worthless slobs!” Panrashot yelled to his cohorts. He fired once more at Tahkan, and then drove off in his tank mode. Daedulus and Enderth followed immediately. Barritax took one more look at Pohatubee, then followed suit.“Well, that was fun.” Pohatubee said.“Really? I didn’t get to do much.” Tahkan said.“Why don’t you chase them Tahkan? You could catch them.” Jodkra said to Tahkan. The large, silver, spiky Autotoabot looked down at Jodkra.“Because we’ve got more important things to do at PEST HQ. Phoenix has brought us a present, and Matanui wants us to be there.” Tahkan said.“And the Deceptikuta bodies?” Blue Flame said. The street had about 25 Deceptikuta drones, all in various states of broken-ness, strewn all over.“PEST will come by. I sent them a message when I came over here. Well, I left a message for Dakama to send, but any ways.” Tahkan said.“How’d you know they required assistance?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled over.“They?” Pohatubee asked.“I was doing fine. It was you guys who needed a hand.” Tahuswipe said.“I heard Panrashot’s turret from the other side of the city. Not exactly stealthiest of Deceptikuta.” Tahkan said.“Wait, if you heard it, why didn’t police show up or something?” Jaller asked as he, Hahli, his parents, Braindox, Wheeldax and Johnson walked up.“Because they’d be very helpful, now wouldn’t they?” Tahkan said.“Good point.” Jaller said.“All my points are good.” Tahkan said. They surveyed the street once more. Jaller and Hahli’s home was wrecked, as well as most of the building down the block. The road was full of craters and Deceptikuta parts.“Wait a minute, who’s that?” Pohatubee said, noticing Braindox.“Me?” Braindox said, pointing to himself. “That’s the person in question, yes.” Blue Flame said.“This here’s Braindox; he left Soundprah, like I did. He’s an Autotoabot now.” Wheeldax said.“Hmm.” Tahkan grunted.“And he may have some info on the ‘Kuta, y’know? Maybe he could tell us a little something something.” Wheeldax said.“I doubt he’ll be able to tell us more than Phoenix’s prize.” Tahkan Metra said.“Yea, and who’s his prize?” Wheeldax asked.“Blitztran. Now let’s head back. I’m rather anxious to know what the maniac has to say.” Tahkan said.Oh, don’t worry, I’ll have lots to say.“Wait, where we’ll we live now? My house is ruined!” Jaller said. Hahli eyed him. “Our home, our home is ruined!” Jaller corrected.“And the box is gone! It should be a holiday!” Wheeldax said.“Holiday!” Braindox said.“My boss might have a place for us.” Hahli said.“You have a job?” Jaller asked, surprised.“For only like, 2 years now. Thanks for noticing.” Hahli said.“Very well. Pohatubee, Blue Flame, escort Jaller and his family, and their pets, to their new location. Tell us where it is afterwards and I’ll send Wipeout over.” Tahkan said.As Pohatubee and Blue Flame started to transmoc, Jodkra asked “Why Wipeout?”.“So he stops complaining about being forgotten about all the time.” Tahkan said.“He never complains.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his SSC Ultimate Aero vehicle mode. “He’s a pretty swell guy, actually.” Johnson said as he transmoced into his rocket mode on top of Jodkra’s roof.“He implies it, there, you happy?” Tahkan said as he transmoced and flew to base, with Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe following below. Pohatubee and Blue Flame, carrying Jaller, his family, Hahli and the two mini Metrutronians to their new home.END OF CHAPTER Sorry about that, it was being slow uploading the first time, it was late, and I miss-clicked, and stuff happened...NEXT TIME!: Interrogations, confrontations, someelse-ations, in the next exciting chapter of THE TRANSONICLE(S)!MTL

My favourite part of Blacksix, I'm sorryMTL

Not. Exciting. At all.-ibrow

You got that right!

As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.

Wait a moment...Does that mean the Autotoabots are the Metrutronian equivalent to Communist Revolutionaries then? Explains the red symbol though.

Now that you mention it, there is a frightening amount (almost) of closeness. I did just read Animal Farm, so that might explain it...ALso, chapterTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10THE PLOT... IS OF NO CONCERNTHE FIELD WHERE THE WRECKINATORS LANDED THEIR SHIP, TA-METRU, METRU-NUIOmega Kaita, in his ginormous robot mode for once, sat, and watched the sky. His excuse was that he was watching the Wreckinator’s ship, but he was fairly certain an invisible ship would be fine.What he wanted to do, however, watch just contemplate life. Or rather, his life to be exact. Omega was very much aware that he would barely have fit in much on Metrutron, where any robot over 60 feet was considered “weird”. Omega never had had that problem on Metrutron, however. His original body, long destroyed, had been built by the Deceptikuta as a weapon of mass destruction.What, you expecting him to be built as a giant paper-weight? Yea right buddy.However, an Autotoabot strike, which had contained Kopatchet, had entered the facility, and using the largest table cloth ever made by man or machine, snuck him out of the complex. Kopatchet created a special mind thing, put it into the body, and PRESTO! Omega Kaita was alive. He was a great asset to the Autotoabots, until the final battle on Metrutron, where the entire Deceptikuta army had advanced on where the Autotoabot’s held the AllShiny. Omega was badly beaten by a combination of the Zivonastator and Deceptikuta warships. Lezz had been able to retrieve Omega’s mind and bring to Kopatchet, who kept it in safe keeping for several thousand years, until he could get the materials, and time, to rebuild him.Which of course raises the question of “Why couldn’t Kopatchet have taken Lezz’s mind thing and repaired him?” The answer, was, of course, very simple. You see, Lezz was dead (y’know, sort of ripped in half by Makutatron), while Omega was unconscious or something.So Kopatchet used some spare parts from Matoran planes, Deceptikuta bodies (in case you were wondering what they did with Subterranisher’s body) and other stuff.Kopatchet activated Omega’s mind on the flight to Voya-Nui (while in the flying laboratory, filled Omega in on what was going on, (more than I did for you chumps good friends of mine) told him he had several plane things for an alt mode, and would hide among some Matoran versions of them as they flew, and let him go.The first thing omega realized was that it was very weird to be conscious in several things at once. It wasn’t the best feeling ever (he got used to it though). He also learned it hurts alot when one get’s shot down. He did, however, think it was great fun to transmoc into his robot mode again (which felt pretty wobbily). He also enjoyed destroying that Deceptikuta ship in one awesome move. He also felt pretty cool saying his line about the Zivonastator. He did not, however, enjoy having the stuffing beaten out of by the Zivonastator, and he really didn’t enjoy being launched several thousand feet across the desert by the Zivonastator’s falcon shoop. He spend the remainder of the Voya-Nui battle knocked out and heavily damaged, although he was very much aware of all the Deceptikuta running around, as well as the Terragator. He did enjoy the knowledge that Matanui Prime killed Icarax, the Zivonastator and destroyed the Sun Eaterer all at the same time.He was confused, however, when the Deceptikuta ships left the planet. He decided to set his mind to new things anyways. Kopatchet repaired and improved his body (which Hydraxhide gave lots of input on the weapons Omega should have), and improved his alt modes into more or less giant armoured flying guns; the Flying Troop Transport Things, also known as FTTT’s.In the three years after Voya-Nui, Omega did not do much aside from fly people, stuff, and Autotoabots, around. He understood that, as a 112 foot tall robot wasn’t very good at fighting in the streets.Omega now watched a bird daintily land on a nearby tree. Not thinking it through, Omega went to hold out a finger for it to land on. He crushed the tree, the bird, and his own hopes and dreams. Omega sat upright, noticing the massive indent he had left in the ground. He decided it would make a good swimming pool for the Matoran. Convinced he had done a good deed, he stood up and walked to some PEST soldiers standing near the Wreckinator’s ship.Omega noticed they looked rather terrified at his advance. He slowed down, but still reached the spot in 5 steps.“Hello.” Omega said, his voice booming.The two Matoran looked up, wwaaayyy up. “He-hey.” one said, his voice very not booming.Omega tilted his head. “I am sorry if I have scared you.” You can see that Omega’s number one skill was not small talk.“Don’t worry, he’s not scared, he just has a stutter.” The other Matoran said.“I-It’s not a s-s-stutter, it’s a s-sp-speech imped-imped-imped-problem.” The stutterer said.“Oh. “ Omega said. He looked around for something to make a conversation about. “Your hat look’s nice.” He finally said.“That’s my head.” The not-stuttering Matoran said.“Oh.” Omega said, “Would you like to have a seat?” “Wuh-wuh-we ca-can’t. We have to gu-guard the sh-sh-ship.” The Stuttering one said.Omega found his niche. “I can provide sufficient guarding and attack functions if need be.” He said.The Non-stuttering Matoran shrugged, “Hey, if the 100 foot tall robot doesn’t stop anyone from showing up, I don’t we’ll help.” The stuttering Matoran tried to say something, but stopped and just nodded.“In correction, I’m 112 Matoran feet tall.” Omega said as he turned one arm into its FTTT mode. The arm went on the ground, transmoced into said mode, and opened a door. The two Matoran ran in happily. “Refreshments are in the front behind the 300 millimetre gun.” Omega said through the FTTT’s intercom.“Awesome,” the non-stuttering Matoran said, “Wait, 300 milli- sweet crunchy brakas that’s a big gun.” The Stuttering Matoran nodded enthusiastically as he took ROOT beer out of the fridge. And Omega was happy.JALLER’S HOUSE, (Hahli’s really if you want to be picky) TA-METRU, METRU-NUIJaller and his father sat on the couch watching a Kohli game. On the coffee table in front of them, was a bowl of chips, a bowl of chip dip, and a bowl of punch that had Wheeldax relaxing in it. Hahli and Jaller’s mom were in another room doing whatever, but they’re not the focus of this scene.Jaller was rooting for the blue team, while his father rooted for the red team. There was a green team, but no one really cared.“Go Red!” Jaller’s dad said. There was an assortment of stereotypical game things said like this.“C’mon, c’mon, c’mon!” Jaller said. He reached for some chips, but since he wasn’t watching, he pushed the bowl off of the coffee table.“Oh good work ya clutz.” Wheeldax said. Wheeldax didn’t care who won, but he liked watching the game.“Quiet.” Jaller’s dad said, spinning the bowl of punch around. Wheeldax wasn’t too pleased with that. “Watch it ya overgrown-“ Wheeldax was about to say, but he slipped and his head went under the pink liquid. No one noticed“Jaller, I’m worried about you. Rooting for the blue team? They’re weak!” Jaller’s dad said.“Uh-huh.” Jaller said, taking some chips off the floor (not taking his eyes off the TV) and putting them in his mouth.“They’re blue, which is a girlie colour.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re Ga-Matoran, which would be the reason.” Jaller said. His father shook his head.“Jaller, they shouldn’t even have made it to the championships. This should be just the mighty Ta-Matoran versus the also weak Le-Matoran.” His dad said, “This is the Ta-Matoran’s game.”Jaller was personally offended by these remarks. They reminded him heavily of the things Makutatron had said to him on that building’s roof during the battle of Lego City, 5 years ago. “Dad,” he said, “those are not very good things to say. The Ga-Matoran are also beating both Ta-Metru and Le-Metru.”“Jaller, they still aren’t gonna win. Ta-Metru is gonna make a comeback anytime now.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re down 40 points! They made one goal, and it was on themselves!” Jaller argued.“Irrelevant.” Jaller’s dad said, taking a scoop of punch. “Hey! Hey! That’s my pool water yer drinking you empty headed animal!” Wheeldax said.“Why is it on the table?” Jaller’s dad asked. Jaller just motioned for him to ignore it, and went back to the game. However, a Ta-Matoran had taken the Kohli ball and was striking a Ga-Matoran with it.“Whoa! Hang on! He can’t do that!” Jaller protested.“No, it’s fine. It’s a perfectly legal move.” Jaller’s dad said.“Their calling the Vahki on him! He’s gonna be arrested!” Jaller said. He personally hoped the Vahki would use their stun staffs on the rogue Ta-Matoran first, but anyways.“Hey! They can’t bring the Vahki in! They need to learn to let Matoran settle things themselves!” Jaller’s dad said. “That’s assault! There’s no physical contact in Kohli even!” Jaller said.“Jaller, remember what I told you once? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said as he had more punched. Wheeldax attempted to slap him away, but it didn’t work.“I honestly cannot remember you ever telling me that.” Jaller said. “I have, I have, I’m sure of it. It’s our family motto or something.” His dad said. He turned around and called to his wife. “Hey! Wife! Tell our son what our family motto is!” he yelled.“We don’t have one!” Jaller’s mom called back.“See, what did I tell you? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said.“You’re impossible.” Jaller replied.“No, I am your father.” Jaller’s dad said. That may or may not have been a Star Wars reference. Take that as you will.On the screen meanwhile, the Ga-Matoran was fighting back and beating the Ta-Matoran with her Kohli staff. The Vahki had made a circle around the two, waiting for her to be done. Then a caption came up. “We’re sorry, but due to some... uh, weather problems, yea that’s it, the current program has to end. We will be continuing with the next scheduled programming.Unfortunately, the next program as the news, which wasn’t supposed to be on for another 2 hours. The camera was focused on an empty news room. Jaller stood up. “I’m going to go see Pohatubee.” He said, and walked out.“Fine, but I get the rest of the punch.” Jaller’s dad said, lifting up the bowl, opening his mouth and drinking it. Wheeldax screamed.In the garage sat Pohatubee, in robot mode. He was trying to fix a bicycle he had broken when he’d sat down.“Hey ‘Bee, how you doing?” Jaller asked as he walked in.“Nothing! I mean, fine!” Pohatubee said, throwing the bike behind him. “Uh-huh.” Jaller said, watching the bike shatter against the far wall. “Where’s Blue Flame? Does he care that you’re just sitting in here?”“He’s on guard duty outside. He said it’d be better if we weren’t together out there. Look suspicious.” Pohatubee said.“Y’know, it’s sorta weird having you actually talk and all..” Jaller said.“Hey, I like it! I remember when Makutatron,” Pohatubee was saying, taking a small pause after he said Makutatron, “when Makutatron broke my vocal processors, the first thing that was said to me when I got back was “Hey, he’ll finally shut up for once!” It was” Pohatubee was about to say the name of the person who said, but Jaller thought he knew.“Hydraxhide?” Jaller said.“Yea, how’d you know?” Pohatubee said.“He’s not exactly the kindest guy.” Jaller blatantly lied.“You know what he was before the war? The meanest security guard ever. Of all time.” Pohatubee said.“Security guard? Of what?” Jaller asked, intrigued. “There was this park type thing, where you could go to watch the stars, but the coolest bots would fire their weapons and make it look like a meteor shower.” Pohatubee said.“The coolest? You were one of them, weren’t you?” Jaller said.“Ah, shucks, maybe.” Pohatubee said.Jaller was slightly impressed with Pohatubee. He always imagined Pohatubee to have been a radio broadcaster (or the Metrutronian equivalent) or something. “And what did Hydraxhide do?” Jaller asked.Pohatubee looked at him funny. “He shot back.” Pohatubee said simply.Jaller wasn’t really surprised. “Oh. He used blanks, right? Warning shots at least?” Jaller asked.“I’m not personally familiar with what a blank is, but Hydraxhide’s first warning was when he only shot you once.” Pohatubee said.“But I’ve seen him blow Deceptikuta apart with one shot!” Jaller said.“Well, the act of making pretend meteor showers grew old really fast, if you know what I mean.” Pohatubee said.“He wasn’t arrested or anything?” Jaller said.“Well, he stopped it from happening again, if that’s what you mean.” Pohatubee said. He then changed the subject. “Y’know why I really like the Matoran language? You can make contractions!” “What?” Jaller asked.“Contractions! Like y’know, he’d, we’ll, he’ll, I’ll, that sorta thing. And there’s slang! You can’t do that in Metrutronian!” Pohatubee exclaimed.“Huh.” Jaller said, not really having thought about it too much. He personally didn’t speak much Metrutronian (as in none at all) so he couldn’t really comment on it.Outside Blue Flame was parked, not moving at all. After 5 years however, he had not learned that parking on the side walk was not nearly as normal as he thought it was.And unfortunately for him, Lasorhawk knew that. “Soundprah, when will Panrashot and the help arrive?” Lasorhawk radioed to his master. “They are on their way. Deploy Braindox for reconnaissance.” Soundprah replied. Lasorhawk hesitated. “Why? He’s useless! He hasn’t done anything in 60 years!” “He’s expendable.” Soundprah replied.“Oh. Ok. Lasorhawk, out.” Lasorhawk said. A valve on his chest opened, and Braindox, a small, blue robot, jumped out.“What what what you want?” Braindox said, spinning on a heel and facing Lasorhawk. Lasorhawk narrowed his eyes. He wasn’t particularly fond of this one.“You see that building right there? With the blue vehicle?” Lasorhawk pointed to it with his beak.“I seeing.” Braindox said.Lasorhawk had no idea why it seemed like all the small minions of Soundprah had trouble speaking. Wheeldax had that stupid thing going on, Rumdox reminded him of a snake, Frendox (who had been lent to Barritax and never returned) could barely speak Metrutronian, Savager only made cat noises, Crashinator did talk but was afraid of his own shadow, 41lu didn’t talk at all really, Rodney was something else entirely, and Transraga had the same ridiculous accent as Blitztran.Lasorhawk also noticed that Frendox, Savager, 41lu and maybe Rodney were all dead. Wheeldax and Crashinator had defected to the Autotoabots, and all the while only himself and Rumdox were competent enough to stay both alive and on the winning side.“Good,” Lasorhawk said, getting back to the present, “ You need to go in there, and find Wheeldax, kill him-“ “Wheeldax in there? Why kill him? Wheeldax cool.” Braindox said. Lasorhawk was deeply annoyed with this. “Kill Wheeldax,” he spat, “and find the yellow-faced Matoran boy. Lord Makutatron wants him. Kill him, if you must.”“Kill Makutatron?” Braindox said.“NO!” Lasorhawk yelled. “Kill the yellow-faced Matoran boy!” Lasorhawk was about to make Braindox go when he remembered something. “Before you go, you need to that two Autotoabots are on the premises, as well as several Matoran. Watch out for them.”Braindox still stood there. “NOW GO!” Lasorhawk shouted. Braindox jumped, landed in a garbage pile, then sneaked across the street. Luckily, Blue Flame was facing the other direction and didn’t see him.As Lasorhawk watched, he realized that Braindox had no weaponry. “Soundprah, what are you up too?” Lasorhawk said to himself, very much aware sending Braindox would only lead to the Autotoabot’s knowledge of him.Below, Braindox made it to the front door. He couldn’t reach the knob. He looked around, found the doggy door (which was in the wall beside the door) and entered. He fell into a bowl of water.“Drowning! Drowning!” Braindox cried. He got his head out of the bowl and looked around. Nothing. “Keeping my cool, keeping my cool.” Braindox said to himself as he crawled up the stairs. “Sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking.” Braindox repeated to himself as he made it to the top. He looked both ways down the hallway, seeing nothing down the right, and seeing the TV room down the left. “TV.” Braindox said as he walked down there.Jaller’s father was still watching the empty news room, finishing off the last of the chips, and leaving the last of the punch, which Wheeldax protected with his life. “Yo, big guy, why don’t ya change the channel or somethin’? This show’s boring.” Wheeldax complained.“Shhh, TV.” Jaller’s dad said.“Ya, TV.” Braindox said as he crawled up onto the table. Jaller’s dad looked at the small robot, and was quiet for a minute.“Braindox! How ya been buddy!” Wheeldax said, getting out of the punch bowl and fist bumped Braindox.“Whoops, I forget. Lasorhawk want you dead.” Braindox said.“What? Why? I never done nuttin’ to the big bird brain.” Wheeldax said.“You Autotoabot now. Though that was reason.” Braindox said.“Hey, buddy, it’s a choice! I can be a Deceptikuta again if I want, but why would I want that? They’re all mean and stuff.” Wheeldax said.“I can switch?” Braindox said, a light bulb brightening above his head. No, seriously, he had a light bulb behind a little piece of hair on top of his head.“C’mon man! All the cool bot’s are doing it! Me, Crashinator, some weird old guy..” Wheeldax said.“I want to be Autotoabot now.” Braindox said. “Welcome to the club!” Wheeldax said, grabbing Braindox’s shoulders.Jaller’s dad turned and looked down the hallway. “JALLER!” he yelled “THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!”And then there was an explosion outside.Down the street, Panrashot and turned his tank form so that nothing could drive past him. Then he had a better idea, turned into his robot mode, and aimed his tank mode’s main gun (that was on his arm) down the street, and fired. The blue sports car down there transmoced into Blue Flame, who took cover behind an alley.“COME HERE AUTOTOABOT! I’M GONNA-“ Panrashot was saying, but then realized he couldn’t make a pun relating to tanks. “KILL YOU!” he said instead.Beside him stood Daedulus and Enderth. “You go first.” Enderth said to Daedulus.“Me? Why me? Why not you!” Daedulus looked down at Enderth.“You’re the one who turns into a truck! You 10 feet taller than I am! Stronger! I turn into a motorcycle! I’m all spindly! My only weapons are a tiny saw and this puny machine gun!” Enderth said.“There’s Autotoabots though!” Daedulus said.“So? You’re strong! You can talk ‘em!” Enderth responded.“I might get hurt..” Daedulus said. You see, he had lost his confidence after being beaten down violently several times, once by Galcee, once by Pohatubee, once by Hydraxhide, and maybe a few more. Actually, alot more.Barritax, leading some drones, walked past them. “Both of you get in there AND FIND THAT MATORAN!” he said in his angry fashion. He then ran down the street, drones following him. Panrashot, towering over all of them, still fired his weapon. His aim sucked, so it just blew up awesomely around Blue Flame.Blue Flame, meanwhile, was trying to snipe at them with his sniper rifle. That’s very hard to do when there are shells exploding all around you. Pohatubee rolled through the garage door, and fired at the Deceptikuta. Barritax dodged the shot and tackled Pohatubee. Blue Flame got a chance to blow the head off of a Deceptikuta, before enemy fire pinned him down again.“Pohatubee!” He yelled to Pohatubee, who was still battling Barritax.“Busy!” Pohatubee said, knocking Barritax off of him. He turned and punched Barritax in the face, Barritax flipped, but landed it, and started again at Pohatubee.“So you talk now punk? I’ll break your vocal processors!” Barritax yelled.“Some bots just talk too much.” Pohatubee said as he shoulder checked Barritax back, grabbed him by the waist, and threw him into a drone. Pohatubee turned and shot a drone that was passing him.“Is Jaller OK?” Blue Flame asked him, craters forming between them from Panrashot’s shots.“Jaller! I forgot!” Pohatubee exclaimed, rolling towards Blue Flame as Daedulus and Enderth finally began to advance.Blue Flame wasn’t happy to hear this. “How’d you forget?” he said.“Well, I’m sorry, but some Deceptikuta kind of showed up!” Pohatubee said. Barritax jumped him again. “Where is the Matoran? Where is Jaller Ithinkimbald?” Barritax said, smacking Pohatubee down.“Wrong city.” Pohatubee replied (lied), throwing Barritax back.Blue Flame continued firing at the Deceptikuta down the street, just missing Daedulus’ head.“We’re gonna die! This is where we’re gonna die!” Daedulus whimpered. Enderth had enough of that. He transmoced into his motorcycle mode and drove through the hole Pohatubee had made in the garage. In there he transmoced and stood up. Luckily, his lack of mass saved him from being too cramped. He stuck his head through the floor, and came up in the living room, knocking the TV over.In there was Jaller, his parents, Hahli, Braindox and Wheeldax, all regrouping after the surprise attack. “Arrghh!” Enderth.... arrghhed? Something or another, anyways, he reached for the Matoran.Wheeldax made a high pitch screaming noise (so did Jaller’s dad), and they backed up. Braindox, however, picked up the punch bowl and threw it at Enderth.“Hey! My pool!” Wheeldax cried. The glass bowl broke pitifully as it shattered against Enderth’s face. Enderth pulled himself into the room (he’s only like 18 feet tall and spindlier than a pasty 13 year old, so it was good) and tried to crawl towards Jaller and company. Hahli picked up Braindox and threw him at Enderth. That didn’t stop him either.“Ow.” Braindox said as he crawled back to them.Down the other end of the street, Tahuswipe and Jodkra (with Johnson riding missile launcher; get it? Because he turns into a missile launcher? Hehehhe, aren’t I clever) drove towards the scene of battle.“You ready to watch this Jodkra? I’m going to get 15 kills today. Because that’s my lucky number.” Tahuswipe boasted.“The letter O?” Jodkra asked.“What? No, the number, the Matoran number 15. I like that number. It’s my favourite.” Tahuswipe said.“I didn’t get the joke.” Johnson said. Jodkra patiently explained it to him.“You see Johnson, in the Matoran-ized version of the Metrutronian alphabet-“ Jodkra started to say.“The what?” Johnson said, more confused than ever.“Well, you are aware we write using different characters, or letters, in Metrutronian, yes? Well, there’s 568 letters in the Metrutronian alphabet. There are 26 in the Matoran one. So, there is a Matoran equivalent of normal Metrutronian, without translating it into Matoran, see?” Jodkra said.“No.” Johnson said, but Jodkra went on.“So, we’ve made it so that Matoran letters, like ABC, would be -1-2-3- in Metrutronian, but it would still sound like normal Metrutronian. So, in this, 15, or -15- as I should say, corresponds to the Matoran letter O. See, simple!” Jodkra said.“Really? I don’t see at all.” Johnson said. Johnson had been target-master partners with Jodkra for 200 years, and still didn’t understand anything regarding the Metrutronian language. Johnson was from Agori, the planet of the Agorians, of which he was one. He had the ability to transform (or transmoc, as Metrutronians say) into a rocket launcher, which Jodkra thought was helpful, considering this was a very powerful rocket launcher.Tahuswipe hadn’t listened to any of this, and just found kill number one. “Watch this!” he said. The Deceptikuta was standing on the other side of a car, and hadn’t noticed the two new Autotoabots, and was firing on Blue Flame and Pohatubee.Tahuswipe decided to have some fun, so he honked his horn. The Deceptikuta drone turned, snarled, and went to jump over the car. Tahuswipe sped up, and in an act of awesome slow motion, transmoced in robot mode, and using his swords, sliced the Deceptikuta apart as they both went over the car. The amount of sparks and things that went flying out of the Deceptikuta was awesome. “Did you see that? Did you see that? Was that not the best thing you ever saw?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled around to face Jodkra. (Tahuswipe has wheels for feet; AWESOME!)“Actually, no.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his robot form.“What? How couldn’t you have! I was amazing!” Tahuswipe said, distressed.“I saw it! I thought it was pretty cool!” Johnson said as he stood beside Jodkra.“I’m sorry Johnson, but it’s just not the same. You’re not a Metrutronian, you just wouldn’t understand.” Tahuswipe said. Johnson looked at Jodkra, who just shrugged his shoulders.The group went to Blue Flame, with Tahuswipe speeding forward and slicing drones apart awesomely.“Help! Thank goodness!” Blue Flame said. They ducked as one of Panrashot’s shells went past.“What’s going on?” Jodkra asked.“There appears to be some Deceptikuta attacking!” Pohatubee said sarcastically as he grappled with Barritax and Daedulus, who had conquered his fear.“Hey, no need to be sarcastic!” Johnson said. He looked to Jodkra again. “I think we should focus on that big guy while Blue Flame shoots anybody who gets too close, or might get a hit on Tahuswipe.” Johnson said.They looked over. A Deceptikuta was about to sneak up on Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe spun and slice it apart. “Who’s bad?” Tahuswipe said, dodging a missile. “I’m not. I’m good.” He sliced another Deceptikuta apart. “I’m too good.” His shoulder gun then came out and blasted away another Deceptikuta. “Too good.”“I think he’ll be fine.” Blue Flame said, “and I don’t Jaller will be soon. I’m too big to get into Jaller’s home to stop Enderth, but you Johnson, I think you should get in there right now and stop him.” “Look, while I appreciate you including me in this, you seem to forget that I’m not a Metrutronian, and lack the strength of one.” Johnson said.“Enderth is Metrutronian, and he lacks the strength of basically anyone. You’ll be fine, just use your weapons.” Blue Flame said as he started aiming his weapon at the Deceptikuta again.“I don’t really have any weapons except for my alt mode though!” Johnson said. Jodkra kneeled down and spoke to his friend.“You get in there. You’ll know what to do.” Jodkra said.“No, I won’t-“ Johnson started to say.“Go! Now! Now!” Jodkra said as he unveiled his smaller weaponry, and ran ahead of Johnson. Using this cover, Johnson took went into the gaping hole of the garage. He made just in time to Enderth pull his feet up after him. Johnson, being 11 feet tall, or close to it at least, jumped up after him.Enderth was almost at Jaller and company when Johnson got onto his back. “Hey! Who-“ Enderth started to say. Johnson punched him in the back of the head, then pulled on his head until Enderth gave ground and fell back down the whole. “Me.” Johnson said as Enderth slumped onto the ground, one of his eyes hanging loose.“Little late on the one liner there, Wipeout.” Jaller said.“I’m not Wipeout. He’s sorter than me.” Johnson said as he turned to look at Jaller. Jaller and company had a bit of a shock. And by a bit I mean Jaller’s dad started screaming again. You see, Matoran and Agorians had never, well, met before, and Jaller could tell than Johnson wasn’t a Metrutronian, although very similar.“Hi, I’m Johnson. I’m Jodkra’s targetmaster. I turn into a rocket launcher. So that’s me. Are you Jaller?” Johnson said.Jaller, after all he’d been through, got over Johnson’s Agorian-ness fairly quickly. shook his head. “Yep, I’m Jaller. This is Hahli.” Jaller said, pointing to Hahli. “That’s me.” Hahli said.“Pleasure to meet you.” Johnson said.“And this is my mother.” Jaller said, pointing to his mother.“You can just call me Jaller’s mom. Everybody else does. Including my husband.” Jaller’s mom said.“And that’s me, the man of the house.” Jaller’s dad said as he got out from under a chair.“Oi, I didn’t get the memo we recruitin’ any old bum who just shows up.” Wheeldax said.“Yea, like me.” Braindox said.Right, sorry, end fo the chapter got cut off, will fix that tommorrow. The chapter was like, 6000 words, so maybe I reached the limit or didn't post it right...MTL

I think we can all agree on Morrowind having the best story, and I for one think the graphics are really great too. They just worked on a level that was just awesome.Well, I finally got to the Throat of the World, but before then, you know how to have to through the Forsworn camp to get to Sky Haven temple? Yes well, Delphine, how has the map of Dragon burial sites, conveinetly forgot to mention the one that's 20 feet away from said camp. While I did appreciate the Blood Dragon annihilating all the forsworn for us, I myself didn't appreciate it trying to eat me.And a little later, the Greybeard's were giving me the shout to make it to Paarthurnax, and they had just put down the first word, when guess what shows up. A Blood Dragon. I noticed when all of a sudden I was on fire. The Greybeards however, shot it out of the sky in like, 1 shout each, and it fell down with almost no health left. Using Dragonbane (form Sky Haven temple) I then managed to kill to 1 hit it.And then when I actulaly met Paarthurnax, I realized "Say, why didn't he come down and, y'know, help?" considering he's.... well, I don't want to spoil it for anyone. But the view from up there was very nice, and you coudl potentially have seen me do 4 of my dragon kills from up there.The part that irked me though, was that, once I had gotten past the first mist blocking you from going to the Throat of the World, there was a goat, just bloody standing there. It then ran and got killed by an ice Wraith.I had to walk 7000 steps, do a whoel bunch of quests and learn a new shout just to get to that spot, and there's a goat there! It didn't even have any loot!MTL

Skyrims better than Oblivion and Morrowind as a game, but not as a story.

Summed up my feelings quite nicely.... And it's also better than Oblivion as a story.... But really, it's not better than Morrowind as far as story is concerned and quite honestly it's got a long way to go in that regard. Really, in Morrowind, I felt drawn and immersed in the world and story. In Skyrim, I just play through. The Main Quest was rather disappointing to be honest - I expected it to be longer, and it might just be me but I have no interest in playing a game after I've strictly speaking finished it - and the only moments when I felt as if I was a part of the game's world like in Morrowind were the sieges of Whiterun and Solitude with the Stormcloaks.-Dovydas

Morrowind just did a good job of sucking you in. I mean, we look back at the graphics now and go "ppfft", but it just felt... right. Oblivion was fun, but you just never truly felt like you were in it. Skyrim is awesome fun, and once and a while it feels worthy of Morrowind, and there are some rather inspirational speeches. Not to mention the voice acting is so much of an improvment over Oblivion, as well as the graphics; Everything just looks better. I could never understand all those Nords who just looked like pastey Orcs...And the finishing moves are too much fun.MTL

And I found another Dragon. Attacked Riverrun (whatever that place is called that you go to when you leave Helgen (if you chose Imperial)), although I killed pretty quickly. The other random Dragon I fought was at a word wall too, and got me the "ice" shout. Awesome.

Lol, it's Riverwood. Riverrun is a city from A Game of Thrones.-Dovydas

That's where it's from! I read A Game of Thrones (actually, finished Dances with Dragons) a month ago, so it was in my head. I was close, though.I was Treva's watch, after just finishing smithing my Dwarven armour, and I was doing the quest there, and you know what I find? 3 full sets of Steel Plate, the armor set above Dwarven. I prefer the appearance of Dwarven, but Steel Plate has more protection...I guess I'll wear one, give another to Lydia (and maybe actually take her out of the house for once) and sell the other. Not bad, not bad.Are there any good ways to increase smithing quickly, other than mass producing leather helmets and stuff? My smithing is only 33, and I would dearly love to have it higher...MTL

Epic chapter, all though it could have done with the rather impossible task of adding music.

“Looks like you lose.” He informed a now conscious Roodaka.“No...” she hissed in disbelief. “It can’t be....”“It can.” Tahu Mata replied, preparing himself. “I rise, you fall.”He punched her in the face and ended the rebellion.

Roodaka should have known; the second the villian says "it can't be", they've lost. Movies have taught us that.And I also see what you did there, and I applaud you for not having him ripe out her spark heart well, living parts.

“Roof.”

That's the wierdest noise I've ever heard a dog make...MTL

I LOVE The Aczent. Ze Vely Vunny.Anyways, another nice chapter, although it was pretty 1 sided up until the last sentence. Hoping to know what the plan is exactly.

The reason you never really ever got to see Phoenix fight before was because his teleporting abiltiy is so overpowered it basically makes most fights against him pointlessly repitive. That's why he fought Blitztran because I thought I could make it less-repititive. As I pointed out in the chapter, I couldn't. So, as I did in Transonicle 2, I've done something to Phoenix to put him out of action for a little bit. Although I'm sure it's not too hard to get an arm reacttached...I spent a lot of that chapter doing recap, didn't I? I'll try not to do that. At least to that extent...

Ah yes, Blitzran the triple-changer guy. The robot with the stereotypical German/Eastern European/Russian accent.

“Oooh, I’m zeeing ztars. Or Tsars. Vun ov zose..” Blitztran said as he fell over.

Wait, Metrutron has a Tsarist Russia equivalent?

If Transformers Animated hadn't done Blitzwing like that, Blitztran wouldn't even have appeared in this story. The ironic part is, a real German accent isn't even close to what it's portrayed as on television and the like. You might get an occasional "zis" or "vhat", but your more likely to get that from a French person. Although in German, "w" makes a "v" sound, so "was" is pronouced "vhas", and "s" usually makes a "z" sound.As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.The next chapter... is in the near future. What with school taking up most of my time, Skyrim taking up not enough of it, and the Grey Cup today, I'll be a little busy for a while..But the next chapter will have a little bit with Omega Kaita contemplating life (exciting!), then Blue Flame, Pohatubee, Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe fighting off a Deceptikuta on Jaller's home, and Matanui interrogates Blitztran, which I'll give a hint as to what that leads too; Dark of the Moon's plot. That's right, stuff will start to happen! As you may have noticed in the first two Transonicles, stuff really gets going around chapters 11-14. Then there's some downtime as all the characters move into position, then WHAMMO! big battle. Although, Transonicle 3 will have a bit extra in all departments...How exciting is that?MTL

Well, I didn't think of it that way. I mean I thought it was my character, simply because I don't think Jyggalag WOULD come back. I mean, being the Daedric Prince of Order and all, I thought the whole "being prince of Madness" thing was his curse. Or something. I was a little confused by that.Of course, he did say "Well, spit it out! I don't have an eternity for it! Well, I do actually, little joke." which does imply the whole "Jygalag/Sheogorath cycle". Or course, he also says that he knew Martin (actually, I remember him saying something about Martin, but I don't it was that he knew him) , and the cycle was broken during the fight in the court yard (at least I think it was).He says he was around during the whole Oblivion crisis, so we KNOW it's either the original Sheogorath or the Champion of Cyrodil, not some compeltely new guy.Also however, the Champion never really receives much for powers, and it's never said he became immortal, and since there's been no mention of Jyggalag at all so far in the game, it's safe to assume Sheogorath couldn't handle being the Prince of Order, and came back (or at least part of him did) to reclaim his title as Madgod once the Champion died.Or I could be putting too much thought into this..

Also, forgive me, ManiacToaLaco, but I seriously can't see how Oblivion, of all the games, could inspire any emotion whatsoever in you. When Martin went along and died, I was all, "Kay kay dude, stop talking and go save the world already. It's not like I care much about this province anyway."-Dovydas

Takatu really answered it the best when he said Martin was voiced by Sean Bean. I basically imagined Boromir the entire time Martin talked. I also used Martin as a follower for most of the game, so yea..Also, somewhere deep inside of me, I just had to make at least one character as a continuation of my last. Of course, it could be jsut for the play experience, as when I'm done with this character (that'll be a while) I'll make a Stormcloak Nord fellow.And I found another Dragon. Attacked Riverrun (whatever that place is called that you go to when you leave Helgen (if you chose Imperial)), although I killed pretty quickly. The other random Dragon I fought was at a word wall too, and got me the "ice" shout. Awesome.I also just did the main quest quest where you had to infiltrate the Thalmor embassy. Well, infiltrates a bit of a strong word. It was like "kill everyone you could as soon as you got the chance) ANd now I have to go to Riften, which I've haven't exactly been anywhere near too... I could take a carriage, I guess..MTL

Fun Commentary: I added lots of dialogue to this bad boy. It was more or less random before, but now.. Oh, now it is Transonicle worthy. I also changed the Metrutronian language a bit. It's now just numbers, and a real pain to write.TRANSONICLECHAPTER 14MAKUTATRON RISING SECTOR SIX HEADQUARTERS, THE CANYON OF UNENDING WHISPERS, PO-METRU, METRU-NUI Just in case you thought the story was in America or something. Because it’s not.The giant figure watched the little meat bags hurry around his body. They had little ice things trying to keep his giant mass frozen. He would one day get a chance to kill the little meat bags. Oh, how he wanted to escape his icy prison. But soon, he would, he could feel it in his, well, wires.DOWN BELOW!!!!!Jaller, Hahli, Turaga Vakama, Nixie, Nuparu, Hewkii and Hafu, as well as some of Hewkii and Hafu’s squad, continued to stare at the gunmetal giant, while 12345 blabbered on about something or another.“He stays in cryogenic refrigeration, keeping him locked up-“ 12345 was saying. Turaga Vakama didn’t like that. “You mean it’s still alive?” he said, clutching his cane “It’s been here for several thousand years, and frozen, and it’s alive?” 12345 ran a hand over his smooth mask. “Don’t worry pops, this guy ain’t going nowhere. As I was saying, he’s frozen right good. A giant popsicle. Icicle. Bicycle. Whatever floats your boat. And, he probably isn’t even conscious. If he does break out, we’ll tell him we’re friendly.” He said. Turaga Vakama wasn’t buying it. “You’ve been keeping a giant alien robot in the basement of our island, and you didn’t think it prudent to tell us you had a living weapon of mass destruction in an ice cube?” The good Turaga was losing his patience. “Until now, we had no reason to mention our little friend. He’s not the sorta guy we invite people over to have photo-shoots with. Am I right? Or am I right?” 12345 said, trying to sound friendly. It wasn’t working. “And what if he woke up?” Hafu asked. “He won’t. And if he does, as I already said, we’ll tell him we’re his rescuers. Easy-peasy!” 12345 was selling, but no one was buying. “He won’t believe it.” Jaller said, still looking up at the body. “Ooohohoho, look, the prodigal son is speaking. You don’t know squat about what he’ll believe.” 12345 was totally in his element. Too bad this element was an uncomfortable cross between unbelievable and weird. “That’s Makutatron.” Jaller said, finally looking to 12345. “Euy? Look, kiddo, you get a robot as a car and make some metal wookies as friends. Does it make you an expert on giganto robots? Nope! Not one bit! We’ve been studying this guy for years, we know more about him than he even did.”“Did you know he’s the big bad leader of the Deceptikuta? The bad guys! My car? Yea, he was one of the good guys. The guys that aren’t trying to kill us! And the bad guy will find him. No questions asked.” Jaller said. Hahli nodded. Hewkii, Hafu and Turaga Vakama didn’t look very happy about the confirmation of their fears. Nuparu had found a yo-yo and was playing with that. 12345, however, laughed. “We’re inside a mountain! All the energy being given off is trapped by the natural rock. And we got concrete in front of that. And any that does get out just gets stuck in the canyon and bounces back and forth on the walls. There’s a reason it’s called the canyon of unending whispers, kid.” “I don’t think canyons would do that.” Nuparu whispered to Nixie. Nixie ignored him, however. Something that 12345 just didn’t sound right somehow. Jaller and 12345 were still going at it, however. “Makutatron came here looking for a cube or something. An AllShiny I think it was. With it he could rule the universe, instil chaos and use our machines as weapons of war. He’s the literal harbinger of death.” Jaller said. 12345 tilted his head when Jaller said that. “Well, a cube? Uh, now that’s the craziest thing I’ve heard all day.” He said. Hafu looked at Hewkii. “About as sane as I think it’s gonna get..” he said. Hewkii agreed. “I wouldn’t mind leaving now and seeing Macku.” Of course, no one paid them any attention. “Wait, how much energy can a frozen robot give off?” Nixie said, finally pin pointing what 12345 said that irked here. Something about a frozen robot giving off giant amounts of energy didn’t sound right to her.“What?” 12345 said, “Well, not very much ya see.” After he said that he realized what he had just done, but it was too late; Jaller had clued on.“Then you have something else making lots of energy..” Jaller then, as if a light bulb appeared above his head, went in for the kill “You have the AllShiny here, don’t you!” 12345 looked taken back. “Well, there’s a chance we have one. It’s very nice.” Turaga Vakama didn’t like this either. “You mean you have a power source capable of basically turning our world into Karzahni itself, and your keeping it in the same complex that you have a giant death machine in?!” MEANWHILE, IN A DIFFERENT ROOM Frendox’s head crawled to the AllShiny, which sat, magnificently, on a massive pedestal. “21-21-21-21-21-21-1-1-1-1-8-8-8-8!1-12-12-19-8-9-14-25! 1-12-12-19-8-9-14-25! 1-12-12-19-8-9-14-25!” he said, jittering as he said each word. A shot of energy from the cubeish thing returned the head to its former glory. A 3 foot high robot of twittering death. Frendox decided it was time to contact Nihiscream. “14-9-8-9-19-3-18-5-1-13!!! 14-9-8-9-19-3-18-5-1-13!!! 1-12-12-19-8-9-14-25!! 13-1-11-21-20-1-20-18-15-14!! 12-15-3-1-20-9-15-14 16-15 13-5-20-18-21 3-1-14-25-15-14 15-6 21-14-5-14-4-9-14-7 23-8-9-19-16-5-18-19!!!” Frendox, er, said or something. In actual Metrutronian. Wow.“Copy that Frendox. Your pronunciation of -18- is weird.” Nihiscream said.IN AN AIRBASEAn ordinary F-22 Raptor fighter jet lay in wait. Having just talked to his sources, Nihiscream began the call to the other Deceptikuta. The jet took off, heading towards Po-Metru.FLYING OVER ONU-METRUAn alien jet, not Nihiscream, flew over the rather empty landscape of Onu-Metru, when she received a call.“Sleedat! Head to Po-Metru and the Canyon of the Unending Whispers! Frendox has located the AllShiny. Head there and begin the attack.” “Very well Nihiscream. Has Frendox found Makutatron as well?” she asked, already heading towards the destination. “He.. might of.” Nihiscream answered. “I’m sure he’ll be happy to see you. He always was such a kind being.” Sleedat said. “I do not appreciate sarcasm, Sleedat.” Nihiscream said.IN AN ARMY BASE (in Po-Metru!)This army base contained a yard, which contained several vehicles considered either unsafe or not in top working condition. These vehicles contained Deceptikuta.“ Wreckdak, Krekkacrusher, Bradak, do you read me?“Wreckdak reporting.“ said the troop carrier.“REATREATKREKKACRUSHERRETARETARETA“ said (maybe. It was more of a growl if anything) the tan mine clearing vehicle.“Bradak rolling along“ said the tank. “Excellent. Head to the Canyon of Unending Whispers. Attack at once.”I DON’T KNOW WHERE“I’m afraid to ask this, but Enderth, where are you?“ “I’m already at the Canyon, and I’ve a tunnel right into it!” Enderth said.“How productive.” Nihiscream said.IN PO-METRU AS WELL“Barritax, Daedulus, head to the Canyon of Unending whispers. Keep an optic out for Autotoabots, and attack at once.” “Barritax en route.” Barritax, the police car from before, said. “I’ll bump ‘em stomp ‘em KILL THEM!” Daedulus, a beat up old Ford truck, said. “I highly doubt it, but ok.” Nihiscream said.AND LASTLY OVER THE PROTODERMIS SEABlacktaka, in his helicopter form, flew near the coast of Po-Metru. “Blacktaka, head to the Canyon of Unending Whispers. The AllShiny has been located.” Nihiscream. “I’m on my way. ALL HAIL MAKUTATRON!” Blacktaka said. “Of course. Why wouldn’t I?” Nihiscream said. BACK IN THE CANYON “It’s not as bad as it looks, ya see?” 12345 said, his grave dug. “Look, nothing will break that ice! I swear!” Just then a frightened Pohatubee ran into the room, followed by Sector Six soldiers spraying cold stuff at him. Pohatubee didn’t look where he was running, ran past 12345 and company, and went right into Makutatron’s leg. Pieces of ice rained down as Pohatubee realized what he just ran into. His radio screeched, then he ran for life once more and hid behind a large dumpster in the middle of the room.The Autotoabot’s radio cried out <Now get that freaka thang away from meeee!!> Hewkii’s soldiers (who still had their guns for some reason) raised their weapons. Considering their last encounter with a Metrutronian had been Spinok, it was excusable. Jaller ran in front of them as Sector Six soldiers surrounded the dumpster. “No! He’s good! He won’t bite! He doesn’t even have a mouth!” Jaller said. Nuparu looked terrified as he hid behind Nixie.<Guilty as charged> Pohatubee’s radio said as he looked over the top of the dumpster.“Thank the great beings.” Hafu whispered to himself. “Look kid, one of those things attacked us in our base in Voya-Nui and killed our dudes. I’m not taking any chances with this thing.” Hewkii crossly said. He looked serious. Jaller was frantic to keep things getting anymore wiggity-wiggity-wack. “He wouldn’t hurt a fly!” Hahli rushed to his side to help. “Doesn’t he look harmless?’’ Jaller and Hahli turned around to show them. Pohatubee had his arm cannon and shoulder guns out, a mean look on his face and his other hand clenched in a fist. When he realized that Jaller and Hahli were looking, and that he did look pretty menacing, he put his hands behind his back sheepishly.Jaller face palmed.“Pohatubee!” Jaller said, his tone shaky. Pohatubee pointed to Makutatron. “I know, but he’s frozen, he can’t do anything.” <I trust that about as far as I could throw you~~~~~ wait a minute there> Pohatubee’s radio said. Suddenly, the ceiling shook. An explosion could be heard, and an alarm went off. Jaller turned back to 12345. “You have to get us to the AllShiny.” As he said this, Pohatubee looked at him, recognizing the name of the AllShiny. “Maybe with it Pohatubee could take it to Matanui and get it out of here.”“Whoa whoa whoa! Mata-who? Look, we just can’t take this thing out! There’s papers to fill out to do and I just don’t know if I can trust your robo-buddies.” 12345 said. <Ain’t no need to fear> Pohatubee’s radio said. “Matanui Prime is the leader of the Autotoabots.” Jaller said. “The Good guys.” Hahli said. “And we can trust him. We can’t let the Deceptikuta get the AllShiny!” Jaller said. 12345 stomped his foot. “No! No! No! NO!” he said. Hewkii walked up and threw 12345 to the side of the dumpster and held his gun to his head. Sector Six soldiers raised their weapons, and Hewkii’s soldiers either knocked the guns out of their hands or held up their own, much larger and dangerous looking, ones. “Yes. Yes. Yes. We’ve fought these robots, and if some of them are good, I’d like them to be on our side. Besides,” Hewkii said, looking up at Pohatubee, “if we can’t trust them, then at least we can try.” Pohatubee nodded at him. “Look, I’m going to count to three, and your gun will be gone from my head.” 12345 said. “And I won’t count.” Hewkii said. 12345 gulped. Turaga Vakama walked up. “I’d do what they say. These guys are as tough as tough gets,” he looked up at Pohatubee, “for Matoran, at least.” 12345 gave up, as another explosions shook the complex. “Fine. You want to rest the fate of the world on the kid’s Camaro? Fine with me. Not like I live here or anything.” Hewkii let 12345 get back to his feet. Turaga Vakama looked at Hewkii. “Why don’t you and your men go find the ammo room and get loaded up. I don’t think this’ll be clean.” He said. Hewkii nodded as 12345 motioned to a Sector Six Soldier. “Go show ‘em the way. I’d hate for them to get lost.” He said. The soldier nodded and led Hewkii away.Frendox, meanwhile, had found the cooling control room for Makutatron. The Matoran in there had hardly proved a challenge. And now Frendox was pressing buttons, and the heat raised. “MakutatronMakutatronMakutatronMelting!” Frendox said.12345 led them into the room where the AllShiny was. Pohatubee looked amazed to see it. “There, our crown jewel. And you’re going to go and take it away. Oi vey.” 12345 said, sitting down.“Now, how do we get it out of here?” Jaller said, walking close to it, but getting zapped by the powerful light. The cube was at least 80 feet tall. “That’s part of the problem, but had any of you listened..” 12345 said. They ignored him. Pohatubee walked up to the cube and touched it. It shrank and shrank and shrank until Jaller could have held it. Pohatubee took out a little holder thing and put the AllShiny inside.<The Matrix of leadership!> Pohatubee’s radio boomed out, in an obvious reference to 25 years ago. “Naw man that’s the AllShiny!” Nuparu said, running up. Pohatubee looked at him, and Nuparu turned around and hid behind Nixie.As Pohatubee gave Jaller the Cube of AllShiny, an explosion rocked the building, and the power went out. “And here we go.” 12345 said.OUTSIDE THE CANYONNihiscream and Sleedat fired rockets, lasers and machine guns at power generators at the outside of the canyon. Blacktaka went around shooting stuff in his vehicle mode.“We must free lord Makutatron!“ Blacktaka yelled out.“Tunnels done!” Enderth said. “This is a great day, a great victory under MY leadership!” Nihiscream boasted. “Oh shut up you chicken legged freak.” Sleedat said, transmocing and doing a bombing run of the complex.INSIDE THE CANYONThe giant robot looked around. His icy prison was loosening. He could feel his power returning. The Matoran ran around trying to keep him cool. It was of no use. Almost. Just about…….KAKRACKMakutatron jumped out of the ice, metal beams, chains, ice and Matoran fell in his wake. He looked around, a little dizzy, but now he knew exactly what to do. After years of being called things like “frosty” and “NEMOTE 1”, the Matoran needed to know his real name.“I AMMAKUTATRON!!!!!!!” And then they knew. END OF CHAPTER

Oh. lol.Anyway, yeah. Hoping to get the chapter done tonight. Been busy today. We'll see.-ibrow

I find that actually starting a chapter is the hardest part. Once you get going, you're good.Unless you get to the point where you don't what to do next. That's pretty tough too.Reminds me, I have two stories I have to work on...Great, now I have stuff to do... Good work iBrow!And Tahu Toa of Gold, it's about 60-70 I think for Turaga, then 100 for Toa. I don't remember exactly, it's been a few years since I myself was one. I can't imagine ibrow remembers either..MTL

I did Sheogorath's quest yesterday! It was weird thinking that my character from Oblivion (who saved everything he could, was Divine Crusader, killed Lucien Lachance when he tried to talk me, and rescued Cyrodiil and the Shivering Isles countless times) has become completely bonkers. Not to mention the whole "being inside the mind of a homicidal dead monarch" thing. Although I did enjoy the surprise of getting the Wabbajack again.I also got the house in Whiterun (which the whole city looks like Edoras from Lord of the Rings), and furnished it all. So I finished it all, couldn't find my housecarl, Lydia, so I went to my bed and slept (I prefer questing in the daylight), and when I wake up, there's Lydia standing right beside my bed. First things she says? "Pleasure to see you my Thane" or something like that. It was creepy and slightly attractive all at the same time.I've also only killed 4 dragons; 2 for the main quest, 1 because a guy in Ivarstead (the town beneath the 7000 steps) told me there was one nearby, and another when I was just roaming about. I was going to ask for tips for finding them, but then I remembered their randomly generated, so that would be rather pointless.And for the record, I'm (currently) level 16 Imperial warrior, prefering one handed weapons and unrelenting force (which has saved me from many an overpowered draugr). I like to think he's the descendent from my character in Oblivion. I joined the Empire as well, because I just couldn't do it after Martin sacrificed himself for everybody. I know it's wrong that the Empire has control fo all these other countries (most Nords the average townsperson seems more or less ok with them), and that they've banned Talos worship (they really chickened out there), but still...And I'm wondering about the expansions for Skyrim. I'm just so curious as to what they could be...MTLAlso as well,

Hmmm, I don't know a way around it then..TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 9INSERT WITTY TITLE HERE VOYA-NUI, NEAR THE SITE OF THE GREAT PYRAMIDS (AND THE BATTLE THAT HAPPENED THERE) On top of a hill, there was a small ball of fire and flash of light. Then, Phoenix Prime stepped out of it. The ball of teleportation disappeared behind him. Phoenix realized that he was about 6 kilometres from he was supposed to be. But he decided he could waste a few minutes looking at the site of the battle. Phoenix, Dakama and Blue Flame (along with Matanui) had missed most of battle, each for different reasons. Phoenix had saved Dakama in a small skirmish not long after Matanui died, from a shot from Makutatron and some turret drones by jumping into him and teleporting. Phoenix had neglected to actually coordinate where they were going to teleport to, and as such, had ended up on another planet, 400 feet underground in a cave 12 feet high. Just so you know, Dakama is 44 feet high, Phoenix 37. The two of them were stuck in there, on their backs, for a day or so (maybe longer, I forget) before Phoenix had the energy levels to teleport them back to the surface. You see, teleporting requires energy, and the farther the distance, the more energy spent. It would be another half hour before Phoenix would be able to teleport back to Metru-Nui right now. Anyways, when Phoenix had been able to teleport back to the Matoran Planet with Dakama, they had gone to the old PEST headquarters on a small island near the island of Mata-Nui (the island). They had found the whole place deserted and destroyed, with Kopatchet’s entire laboratory missing. Later they would find out the Deceptikuta had attacked. But they did find Blue Flame there, just swimming up onto to shore. Apparently he too had been attacked by Deceptikuta, and he had been thrown off a building into the ocean by Sleedat, and presumed dead. The Deceptikuta had then captured Jaller’s parents, who Blue Flame had been guarding. Blue Flame then swam to the PEST headquarters, arriving just as Phoenix and Dakama got there. They then checked the computers at the base, and found that the Autotoabots and PEST soldiers had gone to Voya-Nui, bringing Matanui’s body with them. Phoenix had enough energy left to teleport them to Voya-Nui, where they arrived just in time to see Omega Kaita transmoc for the first time on the Matoran planet, destroy a Deceptikuta ship and fight the Zivonastator. They then got to see Omega get completely defeated and thrown 4000 feet away. The battle then looked like it was going bad for the Autotoabots, with Icarax arriving on the Terragator. However, an airstrike from the Matoran and a brave attack from the Autotoabots kept the Deceptikuta back, long enough for Jaller to be killed by Makutatron. But he got better. He then used the Sun Matrix (given to him by the League of Primes, who were also dead. It’s complicated.) to bring Matanui Prime back to life, and then Matanui was powered up by the parts of the old Deceptikuta turncoat Gunmetal, who then died. Icarax showed up, took the Sun Matrix back, then teleported to the great pyramid. Matanui then went to the great pyramid, which turned out to be the Sun Eaterer. The Zivonastator was on it, removing its pyramid-y covering. Matanui attacked Icarax, Makutatron and Nihiscream himself, and things looked bleak for the Autotoabot leader, until Phoenix summoned up enough power to teleport himself, Dakama Prime and Blue Flame to the Sun Eaterer, help take out Makutatron and Nihiscream, and Matanui managed to kill Icarax by sending him into the mouth of the Zivonastator, which then blew up, fell on the Sun Eaterer, and they both exploded. Matanui, Phoenix, Dakama and Blue Flame all escaped, and everyone was happy. Except Mataus, because Onewaflap died, but... Phoenix surveyed the battle scene now. It was more or less the same, with sand covering most of the Deceptikuta bodies. The great pyramid/Sun Eaterer, which had been almost 500 feet high, was now barely 200, parts of it and the Zivonastator laying almost a meter high in places. Or a yard, for you imperial folks. Odd, Phoenix thought, they always said the entire pyramid blew up. What , you might ask, does Phoenix mean by that? That’s confusing! Maniac! Well, don’t worry little children, I shall explain. You see, unless you haven’t paid attention at all over, y’know, the past two stories, or, y’know, the first few chapters of this one, Phoenix is from the future, sent to the past by the AllShiny for some reason. Unfortunately for Phoenix, the AllShiny had been destroyed at the end of the battle of Lego City in the first Transonicle. Phoenix had then deduced that he had been sent back to a different timeline than his own, in a DC comics twist of fate. His theory had been cemented when Matanui was killed by Makutatron in Transonicle 2. In his own timeline, Matanui- ah, that would be telling, now wouldn’t it? Suffice to say, Matanui wasn’t killed by Makutatron. Of course, with the AllShiny gone, the means to restore it gone, and the Sun Matrix (which Matanui now held in his keeping) lacking sufficient means to teleport him through time, Phoenix was stuck, probably forever, in this universe, not knowing what would happen if he died. The thought saddened Phoenix immensely. Phoenix then had a rather terrifying thought (for a Metrutronian). The Terragator, flagship of the Deceptikuta fleet, captained by Dreadinock and Icarax’s favoured ship (but he’s dead, so) famed and feared even in his own timeline, had disappeared after the battle. Which is saying something since it’s a 300 foot long spiky ship with an entire army of killer robots inside of it. But hey. The Terragator, if used by competent Deceptikuta, could easily destroy entire cities in under an hour. And Dreadinock was right up there in the list of competent Deceptikuta. Granted, the list was only like 30 members long. Phoenix checked his power levels. They were full. Whoa, he thought, I spent a long time monologueing. I better do something or the readers will leave. Actually, I thought that. But Phoenix still realized he better do something. Transmocing into his phoenix alt mode (which long ago he realized did not blend in at all), he flew to where the disturbance was. He flew and flew and flew, his gold and red body glinting in the sun, nearly blinding anyone who stared at it for too long. Then he saw smoke. It was a little village, but it appeared that every building was on fire, collapsed, or both. There were rockets coming out of the village, just randomly, landing into the sand and exploding. Phoenix came to the village at an angle, giving himself time to try and see his enemy. Through a break in the smoke, he got a glimpse. It was a rectangular, grey tank, obviously Metrutronian, with two turrets on the top. Great, Phoenix though, all the better for shooting down aircraft. Down below, the tank took a break from its rampage as it saw the giant bird. “Was ist das?” it said. It turned its guns, and fired. Phoenix dodged the shots, spinning around them as they exploded around him awesomely. Phoenix was about to ready his weapons when the tank did something. It transmoced. But not into a robot. Into a Metrutronian jet. Oh, this just keeps getting better and better, Phoenix thought. The jet flew at him, opening fire, and of all things, making shooting noises while it shot at him. Phoenix dodged his shots, and was about to shoot back when the jet transmoced into his robot form and grabbed Phoenix, who only just managed to transmoc himself. “Hello! Mein Name ist Blitztran! Wie heissen sie?” Blitztran asked. Phoenix looked at him funny. “P8o5n9x Pr9m5?” Phoenix answered in Metrutronian. “OOOoooOOOhh! You’re a robot!” Blitztran said, laughing. Phoenix then realized Blitztran was going to collide them both into the ground. Phoenix then had an idea. He teleported 6 feet back, out of Blitztran’s grip. “Ooooohhh?” Blitztran said, crashing into the ground. Phoenix landed nearby, and aimed his gun at the crashsite. Phoenix sighed. “That was too easy. What goes wrong now?” he said. “Zis!” Blitztran said, his tank mode driving out and shooting at Phoenix. Phoenix dodged the shots, transmoced, and flew into a cloud of smoke, disappearing. Blitztran drove forward, surveying the skies. “Wo bist du?” Blitztran asked, deciding they were on friendlier terms now. He saw a glint of gold as Phoenix flew by. “Ahah, hier kommt meine Spatzi.” Blitztran said, opening fire. Phoenix dodged the shots, curving, teleporting, appearing right above Blitztran, and bringing a sword down on top of Blitztran. By sheer coincidence, Blitztran transmoced into a jet and flew forward. He was 60 feet gone when he noticed Phoenix land. Blitztran turned his jet mode and transmoced back into robot mode, towering over Phoenix. “Vell, I do know who you are. But perhaps I can get to know you better over a nice cup made out of your head! AHAHAHA!” Blitztran said, laughing like it was the funniest thing ever of all time. Phoenix, understandably, didn’t think it was too funny. “What’s with the accent?” he asked. “Aczent? Vhat aczent?” Blitztran said as he began shooting at Phoenix. All the shots went about 30 feet over his head. “Voops, I missed.” Blitztran said, giggling. He aimed right at the ground, and this time the shots went straight for Phoenix. Phoenix rolled, shooting back at Blitztran. The shots hit Blitztran in a shoulder, making him stumble back. Blitztran laughed as he stumbled. Phoenix ran at him, sword ready, and was about to stab Blitztran when Blitztran grabbed him by the arm. “Nein.” Blitztran said. Then he laughed. Then he pulled off Phoenix’s arm. Then he started swinging it at Phoenix. All the while he laughed. Phoenix, suffice to say, was not having the time of his life. It was very hard to concentrate and teleport when you’re being beaten with your own arm. “Ooooh! I know vhat to zay! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Aaahhahaoohahaoooahah!” Blitztran said. “Alright.” Phoenix said, punching Blitztran in the face. Suddenly, Blitztran’s mood changed. “Vhy you oversized pigeon! I vill pluck all ov your feathers und break your puny neck!” Blitztran’s much angrier sounding voice said. “That’s hardly suitable for a comedy.” Phoenix managed to say before Blitztran had him in his hands. “I VILL BREAK YOU!” Blitztran said, bringing Phoenix’s body down on one knee. Phoenix teleported, however, and Blitztran lost balance, almost falling over. Now he reverted back to his original voice. “Ooohoh, zat made me dizzy. Not liking ze dizzy.” Blitztran said. “Then you’ll love this.” Phoenix said, tripping Blitztran. “Ach! No puns? You can’t do something like zat vith no puns!” Blitztran said, transmocing into his jet and flying around, opening fire on Phoenix. “This fight is starting to feel repetitive.” Phoenix said, once more dodging the shots. “Really? You vould zink fighting zomevun like me vould be much more interesting.” Blitztran said, stopping in mid-air to contemplate that. He didn’t expect the first thing to come to mind would be the ground. “Ow.” Blitztran said. He transmoced slowly into his robot form, where Phoenix walked up and punched right in the middle of the face. “Oooh, I’m zeeing ztars. Or Tsars. Vun ov zose..” Blitztran said as he fell over. “Well, I guess we have someone to interrogate now..” Phoenix said. He picked up his severed arm, and a Matoran villager ran up. “Oh thank you! Thank you! We shall honour you every day on this day forever more! Now go!” The Matoran said. “Okay..” Phoenix said, teleporting him and the unconscious Blitztran back to PEST headquarters. And by doing so, he unwittingly started the first step of Flufskiron’s, Shockvak’s and Dreadinock’s plan. END OF CHAPTERFUN COMMENTARY: Blitztran: 3 alt modes, and maybe 3 personalities. Maybe. And the plan, oh the plan..... I also cut out the other part, because I decided the next chapter could do with a fight scene.MTL