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  1. MT Zehvor
    Mesonak has challenged us(the Zehvor) to a fight, written by probably Kagha. We haven't got all the details ironed out yet, although I do still have the lists of who is still a member of the Zehvor.
     
    Zehvor: MT(leader), Brenmac, Sonu, Levaicus, Tarakavaseargent, TLhikan, Dakama, Hovoki
     
    Kendan: Mesonak(leader), STM, Chaotic Being, TNM, Tridumst, Sumiki, U_K, Toa Spirit, Darth Sock, and Lewa0111
     
    So it looks like we're down 2 members, and after Dakama takes out Sock with one shot, we're down one.
     
    More details later.
     
    All Zehvor report here.
     
    -MT
  2. MT Zehvor

    Cot Thread

    By MT Zehvor,

    At the request of Mesonak, and because every time I add an entry it gets way off topic, I present the completely off topic thread, where you can talk about anything completely off topic.
     
    -MT
  3. MT Zehvor

    Vahki....again

    By MT Zehvor,

    The Vahki are up to their same old annoying plans to take over BZP. They have reformed here. And for all you freaking out people(Levacius, Mesonak) there is no war! This is just a report!
     
    -MT
  4. MT Zehvor
    This is a bit of an odd move for us, something we've never done before, so I assume it'll have some mixed reactions, and possibly a crash and burn ending(though I hope not). That said, it has a potential for a great turn out, and a chance to establish ourselves elsewhere on BZP than the comedy forum, so I'm willing to give it a shot.
     
    We are going to design an RPG for the Winter contest.
     
    Doing this just by myself is pretty troublesome, especially with the size I'd like to make this thing, so right now I'm currently looking for people to help out. Here's what we'll need:
     
    Character Design: (Designing friendlies, enemies, bosses. Probably will entail some MoCing)
    Cartographers: (NOT Halo Sonu. Anyways, mapping out regions and planets)
    Gameplay Design: (Basically working out the kinks in how the game will be played if it goes through voting. May include powerup design if that idea goes through)
     
    STORYLINE:
    The RPG itself takes place 10,000 years after Makuta's death and Mata Nui's...um...trip to the Wizard of Oz or wherever he went. Anyways, during that time, the Matoran and Toa on Spherus Magnus have evolved into a space faring race, constructing massive spaceships to leave Spherus Magnus and visit the area beyond. They encountered new species on some of the planets, and, due to the wise leadership of Turaga Vakama and Dume, they managed to make peace gaining various new allies such as the Terna, a technologically enhanced species of aliens.
     
    Except that peace never lasts, or we wouldn't have a story. Recently, the Terna have apparently dropped all forms of communication with the other allies in the planet system, and have begun to use their technology to destroy the other species and wipe those species' home worlds clean.
     
    To respond to this threat, the inhabitants of Spherus Magnus, relying on their good relations with the Terna, sent out several powerful ambassadors, including the previous OoMN member Trinuma and the Glatorian/Toa Gresh, to try and reconcile their allies. All of the ambassadors have disappeared, and the Council of High Elders, the ruling body of Spherus Magnus, needs someone to travel to the planets and figure out what went on before deciding to declare war against the Terna.
     
    Enter...the player(s). The players will be given a spaceship to travel around to several worlds to try and find out what happened to Gresh, Trinuma, and others...and why the Terna have gone crazy. The farther progression in the game goes, the more planets(and landing sites on those planets) will be open to travel to.
     
    Anyways, with that said, I've got most of the planets figured out.
     
    Planet 1: Spherus Magnus(really only used for mission briefing and stuff, although it does play an important role mid game)
    Planet 2: Valderra(sort of a desert/fire planet combo)
    Planet 3: Acrilos(ice surface, but a lot of underground exploration makes this more of an Onu Koro than Ko Koro planet)
     
    More planets are hidden due to (SPOILERS REMOVED).
     
    Anyways, if anyone wants to help, send a PM my way or post here with whatever category(ies) you'd like to help in. Any help is appreciated.
     
    -MT
     
     
  6. MT Zehvor

    Bohrok Report

    By MT Zehvor,

    Potential Threat Assessment.
     
    Again, most of you knew this already, but I'm keeping an eye on the Bohrok group who apparently are the successors of the Vahki.
     
    As of 1-29-09 they are not active, still trying to come together. I wonder what they'll be trying to do this time, still no word on that or who their leader is.
     
    More later.
     
    -MT
  8. MT Zehvor
    Big surprise here. The Vahki fad has officially died. And in the place of it on Krana Kongu's blog is a picture of the Boxtus Arena logo with the words:

     
    That's a lot of tough talk coming from the guy who named his blog "Squirrelly Wirly."
     
    Anyways, the LFABBZP (aka the Toa Zehvor) win again.
     
    -MT
  9. MT Zehvor
    Skrall Unit 324 here, in place of Toa MT to make this important announcement. Recently, 4 Mask, a Rahkshi who once tried to overtake the house, has joined forces with the Space Pirates. The Skrall Science Team was able to decode some of their messages. Here they are.
     








     
    Science team is completely baffled as to what the last one means
     
    We will report as soon as we intercept more messages.
     
    -Skrall Unit 324
  10. MT Zehvor

    Sa-x

    By MT Zehvor,

    This is a warning to everyone on BZP.
     
    Recently, a number of SA-X breached their containers and escaped into the BZP network. From there they have spread to many other Bionicle websites, killing and infecting randomly. They seem to be after Kendan and Seneca (outside of KTM and Kini) most of the time(especially Mesonak and Darth Sock).
     
    If you see one, just run. Trying to fight it is suicide and will end up with you dying and the X mimicking you. (such as Tmoag-X, VTP-X, and Tridumst-X) Here is a picture so you know what to run from.
    Picture
     
    They are actively stalking you...but the good news is their weakness has been discovered. Just before his death, Tmoag found the SA-X's weakness. If you hug one, it will cough, sputter, and step backwards. If you can get a group hug on it, it will usually die. There were 10 to begin with, Tmoag took one down, so there are now 9 stalking you on BZP.
     
    Run.
     
    -MT
  11. MT Zehvor
    I am taking suggestions on some of the roles for Tbttrah Mafia 3: Foreplay. Rahkshiking and I have come up with a lot of the new roles, such as the shade and helios to name a few, but I could still use some suggestions as to what we're going to do.
     
    One thing I was thinking about was dropping the room system. That really doesn't seem to work that well, and no one other than a few villagers (props to Nara for always doing this) seem to do this. Plus the Mafia, SK, and Brotherhood just use lock on usually, so it doesn't really matter.
     
    -MT
  12. MT Zehvor
    Well, for the last chapter of Season 6, I was gonna MoC some of the more important characters to celebrate a new season and 200 chapters, but then I realized that I'm bad at MoCing. So instead I'mma let you guys do it. Don't you love how I make you do my work?(but notrly)
     
    Anyways, the MoCing challenge is to MoC a Xenon wielder named Ihr. He's...well...can't give away too many spoilers, but he's a roughly Hydraxon sized mutated Skakdi with a deformed head, random tentacles sprouting out due to immense Xenon absorption, and he wields a buzzsaw(along with whatever weapons you want).
     
    -MT
  13. MT Zehvor
    TA used a random story generator to create this....um...odd story. Apparently, he thinks Sonu is female. Dunno what Sonu will have to say in response but whatever. Anyways, he asked me to put it here, and so it is.
     
    Note: The following story does not necessarily reflect the opinions of MT. It is here for your entertainment. Or for another reason to get mad at TA. Whichever you like.
     

  14. MT Zehvor

    Tbttrahfl: Week 1

    By MT Zehvor,

    We're ready to kick off the regular season of TBTTRAHFL. Mr. Matoro has won the GS Championship the past two years, and had a bid for two straight Super Battle titles before falling to Omega Turtle(eventual champion) in the Final Four. This year, it is going to be even harder for him to achieve his goals. Veterans such as Levacius, the Super Battle loser, Tarakavaseargent, who went to the wire with Omega in the East Regional Final, Brenmac, Toa of all Elements and GS runner up last year, and Sonu, GS leader, all stand in the way. Newcomers such as Mesonak, Dakama, Gorgnak, Frostbreeze, and XTRM are here as well. The chase for Super Battle 3 starts now.
     
    Burnmad may join yet. If he does, he will fight on Sunday.
     
    WEEK 1:
     
    Friday:
    Mesonak @ Levacius
     
    Saturday:
    Mr. Matoro @ Dakama
    Sonu @ Frostbreeze
    Brenmac @ Rakshiking
     
    Sunday:
    Calypso @ Hovoki
    5 Mask @ Sonicwind
    Tarakavaseargent @ Burningair
     
    Monday:
    XTRM @ Gorgnak
     
    Standings:
     
    North:
    Mesonak
    Levacius
    Dakama
    Frostbreeze
     
    East:
    Sonu
    Brenmac
    Rakshiking
    Calypso
     
    South:
    Mr. Matoro
    5 Mask
    Hovoki
    Sonicwind
     
    West:
    Tarakavaseargent
    XTRM
    Gorgnak
    Burningair
     
    MESONAK(0-0) AT LEVACIUS(0-0)
    Location: Boxtus Arena
     
    "Aaaaannnnnddddd.....welcome to Boxtus Arena, where we are kicking off the 2009 TBTTRAHFL Regular Season!!" Vecolity shouted through his Bionicle sized Microphone. Vecolity had been broadcasting these fights for a while now with his Toa partner, MT, although MT mostly just made sarcastic remarks that got some of the fighters angry at him. Vecolity was really hoping he didn't do that today, because the two fighters, Mesonak, leader of the Toa Kendan, and Levacius, a relatively new Toa Zehvor, didn't seem to like each other much in the first place.
     
    Vecolity continued to read his lines into the microphone, not really aware of what he was saying, until he flipped over to the next page and saw the words he was supposed to read crossed out, and at the top of the page, a drawing of Mesonak stabbing Levacius. But the Matoran was prepared for this. He knew how to keep things going, even if he didn't have my lines.
     
    "WHO THE **** CROSSED OUT MY LINES AND DREW THIS STUPID PICTURE?!?!?" Vecolity screamed after jumping up on his announcer's desk, which was a box that had the "Amazon" logo drawn on it.
     
    Silence. A few muffled giggles. Vecolity turned and saw a couple of Toa in the "stands" composed of cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other, trying to stifle a laugh. Vecolity motioned to MT, who nodded, went behind a box, and reemerged wearing a red headband and carrying an AK-47.
     
    One of the Toa screamed, "HOLY BBQ!!!" before the Toa of Coffee opened fire on them. One got hit, but they all managed to get away.
     
    "Who were they?" asked MT.
    "Akaku. Kagha. That stupid team the Kendan are trying to fight."
    "I see," MT replied, putting the gun down.
    "I thought you knew-"
    "I don't know. I just shoot."
    "Sounds...dangerous."
    "If it's dangerous, then stop telling me to do it!"
    "Whoa...I'm not saying it's ALL bad, I'm just saying there's room for improvement."
    "Isn't there always?"
    "Just...shut up," Vecolity said with a tone of annoyance, before picking up the microphone and continuing with his announcements, totally ad-libbing it. "Will the two contestants come out onto the arena?"
     
    Levacius and Mesonak walked into the Box through holes cut into it. It was a large box, especially for a Bionicle, with walls 4 feet high and a floor 4 feet by 4 feet. The Box was turned so that you could see through the top, and it had become a favorite place for big events in the house. The Skrall had named it "Boxtus Arena," in honor of Roxtus, which they all believed existed somewhere out there. Most of them thought it was in Disneyland.
     
    Vecolity shouted "GO!!!" The two Toa stood still, each one sizing up the other. Both trying to figure out how the other one would attack, how they would defend that attack, and how they themselves would attack.
     
    Vecolity was losing patience. "I SAID GO, YOU MORONS!!!"
     
    Mesonak looked at the Matoran, annoyed, and fired a shadow bolt. Vecolity dove as the blast flew right over him. The two opponents went back to studying the other.
     
    Vecolity got up and turned towards MT. "How come you never get in trouble with the fighters, but the one time I make a remark, I nearly get my head taken off?"
     
    Except MT wasn't there. Vecolity turned, and saw MT standing on top of the Amazon box (which was on top of a table) looking down at Mesonak and Levacius and holding a machine gun. The Toa of Coffee opened fire, forcing Mesonak towards the center of the arena. A Matoran fan protested, and was promptly shot in the head.
     
    Mesonak was running towards Levacius' side when he noticed MT had stopped firing. He turned, and saw that MT was still pointing the gun at him, but it appeared as long as he was over here, he was safe.
     
    Somewhat.
     
    Levacius seized the opportunity and executed a perfect drop kick, sending Mesonak into the wall on the other side of the arena. Mesonak got up, now very angry, and began charging a shadow blast. He fired it, but Levacius simply used his mask and created a super-thick plastic wall, which blocked the shadow. Now very annoyed, Mesonak leapt over the wall, but was shot out of the air by a lightning bolt from Levacius' sword.
     
    Mesonak crashed into the ground, and this time, didn't get up so easily. Levacius was advancing, already knowing that if Mesonak kept charging into battle like this, it wasn't going to be very hard to pick up a win. Mesonak stood up, shakily, and Levacius knew that victory was close.
     
    Or not.
     
    Mesonak reached out and sent a shadow hand flying from his own. It grabbed Levacius and started shaking him like crazy. Mesonak recovered and walked towards the Toa of Lightning, preparing to finish him off.
     
    Levacius saw Mesonak advancing, and was wondering what to do. He couldn't get a clear shot because he was being shook so fast, so he took aim and fired. It didn't hit Mesonak, in fact, it went straight up into the air and nailed a civilian, who fell down from his seat in the stands...right....on....to....Mesonak.
     
    The Toa of Shadow nearly blacked out. The hand disappeared. Levacius walked over to Mesonak, making sure he had no other nasty surprises, and then claimed victory.
     
    His heart sank as he felt a hand grab his leg. He looked down, preparing for a surge of energy that was sure to come.
     
    "Are you really Levacius? Can I have your autograph?" asked the Matoran that he had hit with a lightning bolt. The Matoran then went into cardiac arrest.
     
    MT declared that Levacius had won. Mesonak and the Matoran were taken to a nearby hospital for Bionicles, and Levacius even signed the civilian's heart monitor. So the Matoran really did get his autograph.
     
    The end.
     
    North Division Standings:
     
    Levacius(1-0)
    Dakama(0-0)
    Frostbreeze(0-0)
    Mesonak(0-1)
     
    Tomorrow: Fights posted in the Arena will be...
    Brenmac @ Rahkshiking
    Mr. Matoro @ Dakama
     
    Sunday: Fights posted in the Arena will be...
    Calypso @ Hovoki
    Tarakavaseargent @ Sonicwind
     
    Monday:
    XTRM @ Gorgnak
     
    Next Week:
     
    Friday: Brenmac @ Sonu
     
    Saturday: Dakama @ Mesonak(0-1)
    Levacius(1-0) @ Frostbreeze
    XTRM @ 5 Mask
     
    Sunday: Gorgnak @ Burningair
    Hovoki @ Sonicwind
    Rahkshiking @ Calypso
     
    Monday: Mr. Matoro @ Tarakavaseargent
     
    I'm hoping to reach some sort of deal with Mesonak, Levacius, and maybe Burnmad to post some of these fights in their blogs. Friday Nights are in Boxtus for sure, Saturday and Sunday will be split, and Monday would be in someone else's. You guys would get to determine how the fight goes.
     
    -MT
  15. MT Zehvor

    War

    By MT Zehvor,

    Quotes from KTM:
     

     

     
    Sounds like someone wants a fight. THE ZEHVOR DECLARE WAR ON THE VENTORUS!!! (throws a bomb at KTM)
     
    -MT
  16. MT Zehvor
    Well, after getting fed up with Anon's stupid new "religion," and hearing a ton of stuff about people wanting Omega Turtle back, I've decided to bring everyone's favorite Bruce Lee caliber coffee loving turtle back in a huge way. And it all starts with the creation of Omega Turtle Studios, or OTS. Right now Omega Turtle Studios includes just myself and my brother, who doesn't have an account on here in the first place but some of you know him as "Little MT." Anyways, Omega Turtle Studios gets credit for Aftermath and Flood, for those of you who have read my comedies on other websites. Of course, if people could join and help me create things, this could get a lot bigger.
     
    Specifically, I'm looking for people who have at least one of the below talents:
     
    Are good with MoCing. (mainly robots and vehicles, but some creatures such as Meta Sboog still need an MoC)
     
    Are good artists. (and you don't really need to be good for this. Just be halfway decent at drawing Bionicles and your accepted)
     
    Are good writers. (can write stuff...I'm pretty good at this already but another writer or two would be nice to have)
     
    Are good comic makers. (I've been looking into the possibility of a TBTTRAH comic for a while, but that never fit in, so...)
     
    And...maybe someone who could potentially make movies...I'll keep anyone interested in this updated if they want to do that.
     
    You actually don't need to be particularly good at any of these things to join, just be willing to help out. Eventually I'll get to work on some really cool banners or something...we need a good banner maker too.
     
    That's it for now, just sign up if you're interested, and thanks either way!
     
    -MT
  17. MT Zehvor
    Hai thar everyone, it's MT, and thanks to the wonderful thing called the internet, I can watch E3 without being at E3, so a lot more of my time is wasted in style. Anyways, here's what I saw, and the good, the bad, and the ugly.
     
    We'll go in order, so MICROSOFT is first:
     
    The Good: Halo, Halo, Halo, Halo...and more Halo. Even though there was only one campaign trailer(no multiplayer sadly), we do know that there will something amazing: SPACE COMBAT!!! Also, even though I absolutely hate Kenetic(Natal for those of you who didn't get the renaming memo), it did look pretty cool in the new Star Wars game...maybe they'll finally make a good one of those. Gears of War 3 looked good for those of you who often mistake blood for ketchup, and a new Call of Duty once again opened the show.
     
    The Bad: Motion Control, motion control, and motion control. It was bad enough as it is, but the fact that they had to remind you about it every ten seconds didn't help either. To prove the point, 32% of voters said that if Gears of War 3 used Kenetic(aka motion control), they would stick a chainsaw through their bedroom door. In fact, Kenetic only got a 25% approval rating after it was showed. Microsoft, you are going in the wrong direction.
     
    The Ugly: X-Box Live...failed horribly. After reminding the audience at least a dozen times that they have 25 million players(and that they want your money), they went on to say that ESPN is now available free of charge for gold subscribers. Except that it's also on your TV, unless you're too poor to afford cable, in which case you're probably nowhere near rich enough to afford a gold subscription. Nice logic there team X-Box.
     
    NINTENDO:
     
    The Good: Metroid, was, as always, amazing. Looked very reminiscent of the old Metroids, but the lack of Prime reference is starting to annoy me. Also a new Zelda(Skyward Sword) is going to be hitting stores in 2011, and it looks decent. 3DS made a great appearance with Kid Icarus. Also probably the biggest surprise was the new "Wii Party," a Mario type game with Mii characters.
     
    The Bad: One day, Nintendo will realize that they don't have to stick Mario on every single game they produce. That day is not today. Mario Volleyball, Dodgeball, Hockey....good lord this is starting to hurt my eyes. Anyways, if you want another sports failure reminiscent of the Olympic Games error, then pick this up. Otherwise...go for that new Metroid or Wii Party thing. But hey, at least they left Sonic out of this one. Sega, your name is not completely disgraced.
     
    The Ugly: Advertising...when will Nintendo finally realize that WE DON'T CARE HOW MANY WII'S/DS'S PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT. Probably around the same time as the aforementioned one...but still, we can hope. Also, it seemed like every single demonstration they did had some sort of bug. And taking a jab at Steve Jobs is a big no no when no one in the crowd even slightly laughs.
     
    SONY:
     
    The Good: Sequels, sequels, and more sequels. Portal 2. Probably the strongest showing of the event. Glados' ruins looked cool. Also Dead Space 2 and Infamous 2 look nice as well. Props for Sony's attempt to bring the PSP back to dominance by admitting their "past mistakes" and announcing release dates for over 70 new titles for the station of portable playness.
     
    The Bad: While there was nothing quite as bad as the PSP GO this time around, it kind of felt like a bunch of the games they were advertising really shouldn't have gotten that much attention, especially Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011. I know you're trying to demonstrate how the those Wands work, but c'mon, learn to pick an advertising model. Also it just sort of felt like the Move was completely forgotten at the end of the show, because it was barely mentioned at all in the 2nd half of it.
     
    The Funny: Sony doesn't get an "ugly," because their spokesperson (Kevin Butler) was absolutely hilarious(and, unlike Nintendo, most of the people in the audience got his jokes).
     
    Anyways, with that said, I still think Nintendo did the best job of presenting, mainly because that so many of the games they advertised looked amazing(Other M, Skyward Sword, new Kid Icarus). And then there was the 3Ds (insert drooling here).
     
    -MT
     
    Please remove the double comment (comment 18) before republishing this entry. Thanks! -Nukaya
  18. MT Zehvor

    Metroid Vs. Halo

    By MT Zehvor,

    I've heard a lot recently over the past few weeks about both the Metroid Prime series and the Halo series. So I've decided to make a little competition. We're going to have a number of fights between characters in both series, and the game series with the most winners at the end wins the "challenge."
     
    Round 1: Common Villians: Space Pirates vs. Covenant
     
    Space Pirates, from what I've seen, really only carry a few weapons around, such as scythes, guns, and this weird grapple shield thingy in MP3. The Covenant carries a wide selection of weapons, (gravity hammer, energy sword, spiker, energy rifle) and there are a lot of different varieties(Elites, Grunts, Brutes, and those STUPID HUNTERS!!!!). I think the only problem the Covenant would have is the Omega Pirate and Ridley, and they could probably do away with those two in the end.
     
    EDGE: Halo(Barely)
     
    Round 2: Main Antagonist: Dark Samus vs. Gravemind
     
    It's on, as one person the size of a regular human take on a huge entity which has a really annoying tendency to yell things in Master Chief's ears throughout the course of Halo 3. I think that Dark Samus wouldn't really stand much of a chance, although even with it's(wears a girl's suit and laughs like a man, what are you supposed to call it? A he-she?) annoying tendency to come back to life, Gravey might have to win about a couple dozen times before getting the edge.
     
    EDGE: Halo
     
    Round 3: Best Friend: Rundas vs. Sgt. Johnson
     
    I was a little more than angry when both Rundas and Johnson died(Rundas on Bryyo and Johnson just before Chief lights the ring), and now the two get to come back from the dead to fight it out for the most powerful best friend in the game. Rundas controls ice, rides around the room like the silver surfer, and saves you from hitting the bottom of a 16,000(I believe) yard shaft on Norion. Johnson doesn't really have anything to contend up with that. This is sort of a mismatch, in my opinion.
     
    EDGE: Metroid (Halo leads 2-1)
     
    Round 4: Secondary Villains: Metroids vs. Flood
     
    Metroids are supposed to be one of the main enemies in the whole Metroid series, but they kind of got left out in MP2 and MP3. The Flood really only made a huge appearance at the end of Halo 3 after the Arbiter kills the Prophet. So who would win? The Flood, as annoying as they are, have a problem. The Metroids only have to latch onto them and then they're basically dead since they can't roll up into a Morph Ball and plant a bomb. So the Flood will have to be really good at keeping them at bay or they won't last very long.
     
    EDGE: Metroid (Tied 2-2)
     
    Final Showdown: Samus Aran vs. Master Chief
     
    Everyone's been waiting for this, right? Of course. To me, there are three things that go in Samus' favor, although the fight could end in either one winning, I guess.
     
    #1: Throughout the Prime series and all Metroid games, Samus collects a lot of energy tanks, meaning that if you fully armed both of them and sent them into an arena, Samus would have about 15 times the health Chief has. And no matter how many rockets Chief could fires off, he would last about a minute at most.
     
    #2: A lot of Samus' weapons(Plasma Beam, Nova Beam, Ice Beam) have unlimited ammo. Which means that if she could dodge Master Chief's attacks, it would definitely be an easy kill. The only thing she seems to be limited in is missiles and the beams from MP2(Light, Dark, Annihilator), and she has about 250 of those at the end of the game, so it's not like she'd be running short. Chief, on the other hand, starts with 32 assault rifle, his most powerful weapons only have about 6 shots in them, so he'd have to be very careful on when to use them.
     
    #3: Samus has this little feature where she curls up into a ball and can roll around the room(hence the name "Morph Ball"). She has a number of attacks in this, the bomb, power bomb, and my personal favorite (only in MP3) the Hyper Ball. As if this fight was going bad enough for Chief already.
     
    After seeing that, you could make a case that therefore Chief does more than Samus with less. But you have to remember that the Prime series is filled with huge boss fights, such as Mogenar, Omega Pirate, Emperor Ing, AU 313, Meta and Omega Ridley, and a number of fights against Dark Samus. So, as for who would win a fight in their own armor? My money is on Samus. Who really is the better fighter without armor? We may never know, since stupid Bungie will never give Chief a face.
     
    EDGE: Metroid(who wins 3-2)
     
    Am I right? Am I wrong? Do I have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about? Vote here for who you think would win:
     
    #1 Space Pirates vs. Covenant
    #2 Dark Samus vs. Gravemind
    #3 Rundas vs. Sgt. Johnson
    #4 Metroids vs. Flood
    #5 Samus vs. Master Chief
     
    -MT
  20. MT Zehvor
    I sorta decided to take a different approach to what we should do in terms of rank and stuff for the Zehvor. We've expanded to such a large number(yes, 12 or whatever it is is large now) so here's what we're going to do(unless everyone hates this idea)
     
    High Command will basically be a panel of 3 members that does stuff to do stuff to...yeah. Important Zehvor stuff. If all three members of HC voted in unison, it would have the power to basically act on it's own..sorta like Congress in a toa team.
     
    Sonu was 2nd in command, so he gets a spot on HC automatically. The rest of the ppl need to be voted for. So vote here(if you're a Zehvor) for a Zehvor to be in High Command.
     
    -MT
  21. MT Zehvor

    Levacius Vs. Mesonak

    By MT Zehvor,

    LEVACIUS vs. MESONAK, Part I
    The site: Boxtus Arena
     
    "Hello, everyone," boomed Tarakavaseargent's voice over the megaphone, "and welcome to Boxtus Arena, where we have a special treat for everyone. The fighting match of the month, so far. Please welcome the utterly horrible and pathetic Levacius and the amazingly awesome Mesonak!!!"
     
    Levacius yelled something back about making it to the Super Battle in TBTTRAH Fighting Competition and Tarakavaseargent not even making it to the Final Four, but Tarakavaseargent ignored him.
     
    "And, to make this fight even more exciting," continued Tarakavaseargent, "we have sidekicks of both Mesonak and Levy that will be fighting alongside their partners. Please welcome....Toa Janex and Orriseeus...Orrisius....how do you say that? Whatever, Omega! Unleash the sidekicks!!!!"
    "Buh....sidekicks?"
    "You know, those two guys back there that kept trash talking."
    "Oh, buh them. Oh, well, see...I missed lunch and...."
    "You're kidding right?"
    Omega shook his head.
     
    Tarakavaseargent turned back to the crowd sitting on the makeshift stands by the arena. "Uh, it seems the two sidekicks have been permanently delayed, so the fight will begin, now!"
     
    Mesonak turned towards his opponent and fired a blast of shadow. Levacius dodged and fired a blast of lightning. Mesonak absorbed the blow and charged towards his opponent. Levacius raised his staff and swung. Mesonak ducked underneath and tackled Levacius to the ground.
     
    Levacius for one, hated sports. Couldn't stand them. So, when he saw someone trying to pull a football move on him, he went absolutely crazy.
     
    "WHY THE **** ARE YOU TRYING TO TACKLE ME?!?!?!" he screamed randomly before kicking Mesonak 10 feet in the air.
     
    Mesonak began waving his arms crazily in the air. As he came down, he collected himself, tucked his head under his arms, and rolled to a safe landing in the box.
     
    He pushed himself into a fighting position and saw the angry Toa of Electrified Tea charging him. At the last possible moment, he swung his staff out and tripped Levacius. The two wrestled on the ground, until Mesonak, who was slightly stronger, gained the advantage and hopped on top of Levacius.
     
    "You...are...defeated!" the shadow warlord grunted, trying to hold down his opponent.
    Levacius simply laughed. "You've forgotten already, haven't you?"
    Mesonak wondered what he was talking about, and then remembered as the Toa kicked him 10 feet in the air again.
     
    Mesonak flipped in the air and landed, now a little annoyed with Levacius. The Toa didn't seem to be rattled at all, though.
     
    That was about to change.
     
    Mesonak flipped out two panels on his arms and launched a set of firework type weapons in his opponent's direction. When Levacius dodged, Mesonak took aim with his staff and fired off a round of the twilight beam, a beam combining the power of a Toa of Light and the shadow power of a Makuta. Levacius tried to dodge this, but the beam was heat seeking and it knocked him head over heels. He rolled and crashed into the side of the box.
     
    Now neither one was feeling very good.
     
    Levacius pushed himself back up and collected himself. He then realized that Mesonak was nowhere within view. He looked around nervously and backed up against one of the cardboard walls.
     
    The Toa of Electrified Tea heard a battle cry. He whirled around and saw Mesonak leaping off the top of one of the walls with his spear pointed towards Levacius. The Toa wasted no time in reacting, rifling a lighting bolt that shocked Mesonak and sent him flying off course. He crash landed on the other side of the box.
     
    Mesonak grumbled something about how he hated being knocked into the air, and slowly got to his feet. Levacius tried a jumping kick, but Mesonak grabbed his foot and slammed him into the ground. He then tried to cut Levacius' foot off, but Levacius swung his other foot around and tripped up Mesonak. The Shadow Warlord crashed to the ground(again) and launched a vicious kick towards Levacius' head. His foot connected solidly, knocking his opponent unconscious. Mesonak got up, and prepared to finish the Toa off.
     
    But, as he was about to drive his spear into the Toa's heart, a Matoran fan named Vecolity in the stands above slipped on the stairway to the bleachers, and he slid down to metal stairway. He crashed into the scoreboard(don't ask why we have one) and cracked the foundations holding it. He drove his weapons into the stairway, keeping himself from falling, but the scoreboard had no way to stop it's own fall. It teetered for a second, and then collapsed, crashing into the edge of the stands and falling down into the box below.
     
    Mesonak summoned all his might and drove the spear towards Levacius, but stopped as he noticed the huge shadow above him. He looked up, saw the falling scoreboard, and gulped.
     
    The scoreboard crashed onto the Shadow Warlord, knocking him unconscious. And so, the fans watched eagerly for what would be the necessary advantage...
     
    Who would wake up first?
     
    -MT
  22. MT Zehvor
    Xaphor was recently kicked out of the Ventorus for reasons that the leading class in the Ventorus are keeping quiet about. After being kicked off the team, he went to start his own team the "Toraleus." (Anyone thinking Sonu and the Tora?) Not sure if this will have any effect at all on us. Just thought it was worth reporting.
     
    KTM had this to say on the matter:
     

     
    For those looking for a Toa team, it's good news, as there is now a spot open in the Ventorus and a lot of spots available in Xaphor's team.
     
    -MT
  23. MT Zehvor
    Well, it's time for the championship. Hooray. We started with 8 and are down to 2. And once again, it's Halo vs. Metroid, Samus vs. Mast...well....ok, a Spartan...and a bunch of birthday party grunt skulls vs. something that I'm not 100% sure Metroid has a comparatible too. Just to make a point about how EPIC this is(not rly but w/e) lemme remind you what happened in 2004, when Metroid Prime 2: Echoes got past Halo 2 to win the title, and then again in 2007 when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption slipped past Halo 3 for a spot in the championship. So Halo's got a bit of lost time to make up for.
     
    Obviously Reach is a big favorite here. How this ends up, I'm interested to see.
     
    VOAT:
     
    Halo Reach vs. Metroid Other M
     
    -MT
  24. MT Zehvor
    Ono. It's that time again. Time where we pack up and say goodbye to another season(even though this one has another 28 or so chapters to go) and get ready for the new one.
     
    Outside of making the relatively weird title(The Lovable Mr. Tahu) which will really only make sense once the season gets 30 or so chapters in, I noticed that there was a nice response when the Piraka and Barraki returned. So, that brings me to ask....
     
    What would you like to see in Season 7? More guest stars? More old characters? Or maybe more Christmas and Cookies...
     
    OR MAYBE A MACHINE THAT FINALLY PULLS SONU AWAY FROM THE 360 LONG ENOUGH TO REVIEW AFTERMATH...
     
    But I'm not going to complain. *Ahem* Anyways, thoughts?
     
    -MT
  25. MT Zehvor

    Turtle Crossing #1

    By MT Zehvor,

    Welcome to the first edition of "Turtle Crossing" on Boxtus Arena. Before I became premier, it's previous home was on The Bionicles Try To Run A House, my comedy. Now that I am premier and have a blog, I've moved it here because a blog seems a more appropriate place to put it.
     
    This one is going to be a little different than the other Turtle Crossings. Here we have 4 contestants, different each week, and we go through a list of different topics and ask their opinions on them. The more convincing the argument, the more points they get. If an argument just plain sucks, the person will be muted and deducted a point.
     
    There are two cuts, (a special thanks to the stroke of genius that named the two cuts "1st and 2nd cut") where the person with the lowest overall score gets eliminated. When all but two have been eliminated, all points gained so far are taken away and 3 questions are asked. This time, the person with the better argument wins just one point, so it's best 2 out of 3. In the unlikely case that on one question both arguments suck so bad neither deserves a point and it ends in a 1-1 tie, the person with the most points after the 2nd cut gets asked some stupid question and if he answers right he wins.
     
    For anyone who didn't know, Omega has a problem with coffee, causing him to say "buh" every few words.
     
    Turtle Crossing 1
    Host: Omega Turtle
    Contestants: Tahu, Makuta, Tuma, Nocturn
     
    Omega Turtle: Buh hi peoples. Welcome to buh Turtle Crossing, where we usually don't know what the buh we're doing, but we do it anyway. First off, buh people, meet our buh contestants for this 1st buh edition in Boxtus, Tahu, Nocturn, Tuma, and Makuta.
    Tahu: Hi.
    Makuta: Hello.
    Nocturn: *chomp chomp*
    Tuma: THE HOUSE IS MINE!!!
    Omega Turtle: I already buh know who's going to be in our buh showdown. 1st Down: the buh new president. What do you buh think of him-
    Levacius: HE ****ING SUCKS!!!!!!
    Omega Turtle: And that is buh why we didn't ask him to buh be on our first edition. Now, what do you buh think Tahu?
    Tahu: I think that it was a great moment for the United States(+1, Tahu: 1). After all, now I can truly sing the song, "Red and yellow, black and white, something something Miller Lite-"
    MUTE(-1, Tahu: 0)
    Omega Turtle: Uh...how about buh you Makuta?
    Makuta: I think it's horrible. Because now there's no chance I'll be able to attack the White House and take over-
    MUTE(-1, Makuta: -1)
    Omega Turtle: How about you, buh Tuma?
    Tuma: Who cares about the presidency? All I want is household dominance-
    MUTE(-1, Tuma: -1)
    Omega Turtle: Nocturn, please don't make me buh have to mute all of you.
    Nocturn: (looks up from eating a chicken leg) What?
    Omega Turtle: YES!!! SMARTEST BUH THING SAID ALL DAY!!!! (+10, Nocturn: 10)
    Makuta: (who has just finished his ten seconds of being muted) Hey! That's not fair-
    MUTE(-1, Makuta: -2)
    Tahu: I'm done with the mean songs, sorry. I thought that it was a great moment for everyone. This to me was the final shattering of segregation. (+2, Tahu: 2) But there's one thing that was better than all.
    Omega Turtle: Buh. What's that?
    Tahu: Now I won't feel racist when I ask the hobo down the street for money-
    MUTE(-1, Tahu: 1)
    Omega Turtle: Tahu, you buh already have positive numbers, let's try and buh leave it that way. Tuma? Any thoughts?
    Tuma: Does it involve the house?
    Omega Turtle: Buh yes, since his decisions on laws and taxes effect us.
    Tuma: Then it was probably the most important event of the day yesterday.
    Omega Turtle: Buh PROBABLY?
    Tuma: Yeah. Either that or the question of wether my Skrall can get the microwave working again-
    Omega Turtle: BUH, NO BAD!!!! *hits the lose point button really fast* MUTE(-10 Million points, Tuma: -10,000,001)
    Omega Turtle: Well, so far Tahu has had the only buh reasonable thing to buh say, even though he keeps buh shooting himself in the buh foot with his stupid side remarks. Nocturn has a commanding buh lead, however, because he didn't say anything stupid. So far, the buh score is: Nocturn 10, Tahu 1, Makuta -2, Tuma -10,000,001. 2nd Down is the buh mess up with President Barack Obama and Supreme Court Justice Buh John Roberts. What do you buh think about this?
    Levacius: IT WAS-
    Omega Turtle: (grabs his "mute" remote and presses it at Levacius)
    Levacius: ....
    Omega Turtle: That's buh better. Now, what do you buh think, Nocturn?
    Nocturn: *chomp chomp*
    Omega Turtle: I need some thoughts on it, Nocturn.
    Nocturn: I think he was so hungry that he forgot how to say it.
    Omega Turtle: Uh...buh ok...Tahu, what about you?
    Tahu: Well, I think it actually has something to do with what Nocturn said, but mainly nervousness(+1). I mean, it's the most important day of his life, so that probably had something to do with it. (+1, Tahu: 3)
    Omega Turtle: Now, you buh said that it might buh have something to do with what Nocturn buh said. Care to buh elaborate?
    Tahu: Studies show that when you do get really nervous, your brain feeds back material that you took in a really long time ago. He might of heard a song.
    Omega Turtle: Which song?
    Tahu: Well, you know how the song goes, "Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong like a hamburger-"
    MUTE(-1, Tahu: 2)
    Omega Turtle: Tahu, you need help. Seriously. Any other thoughts that don't have to do with world domination or household domination?
    Makuta: How about universe domination-
    MUTE(-1, Makuta: -3)
    Omega Turtle: Makuta, shut up. 3rd down, and then the buh first cut. Switching buh gears from buh politics, what do you guys think about this buh year's Super Bowl?
    Nocturn: Uh...
    Tuma: Erm...
    Makuta: (still muted)
    Tahu: GO RED SOX!!!!!
    Omega Turtle: That's buh baseball, Tahu.
    Tahu: Oh. Well then, GO PATRIOTS!!!
    Omega Turtle: They're not buh in it, Tahu.
    Tahu: Seriously? Darn. Who beat them?
    Omega Turtle: They buh lost the tiebreaker for the division title.
    Tahu: We lost to tiebreaker? Who are they?
    Omega Turtle: Tahu, I'm about to buh mute you again.
    Tahu: What? What'd I say?
    Omega Turtle: Now...anyone even buh know who's in it?
    Makuta: The Los Angeles Yankees and the Miami Celtics?
    Omega Turtle: NO!! BUH NO!! This buh hopeless. Tahu gets a point for at least buh mentioning a buh football team, and we go onto the buh first cut.
    Tahu: Yay. (+1, Tahu: 3)
    Omega Turtle: At the buh 1st cut, the score is buh Nocturn 10, Tahu 3, Makuta -3, and Tuma -10,000,001. Sorry buh Tuma, but you buh go bye.
    Tuma: Fine...goodbye you losers!! I will rule the house some day-
    MUTE
    Omega Turtle: And that's buh goodbye. Next up, 4th Down, and then the final cut. Makuta's got a buh big hole to dig out of. What do you buh think about the storyline this year?
    Makuta: Well, since it has nothing to do with Makuta it sucks. Lego has a lot of nerve to take the villains they've been using over the past 8 years and then POOF, they go goodbye. And another thing-
    MUTE(-1, Makuta: -4)
    Omega Turtle: That's a buh enough of that. Tahu?
    Tahu: I'm not saying anything. If I don't mess myself up I'm in the next round, so I'll be perfectly fine at 3.
    Omega Turtle: Buh good choice. Nocturn?
    Nocturn: ZZzzz...
    Omega Turtle: That buh means it's buh Tahu and Nocturn in the Showdown. Bye bye Makuta. Any last words? Oh wait, you're still muted. Too bad....
    Tahu: Yay. Showdown.
    (scary music play) SHOWDOWN
    Omega Turtle: Ok, buh time for 1st buh question of buh showdown. We're you happy with the way the buh election turned out, and buh why?
    Tahu: Well, I sort of was, because I think a change in leadership can be very good. But at the same time, a more experienced leader would have been good, so I'm not sure it's good or bad. Plus, I can sing my songs.
    Omega Turtle: One more buh thing about your racist songs and you automatically lose. Buh Nocturn?
    Nocturn: zzz...
    Omega Turtle: Buh Nocturn....
    Nocturn: HUH?!?! WHAT?!? WHO SAID MY NAME?!?
    Omega Turtle: What do you buh think about the election?
    Nocturn: 1776! Battle of Lexington! Star Wars! Philadelphia!
    Omega Turtle: Buh...ok..Tahu you win the point. If you win then next point, you buh win.
    Tahu: Yayz.
    Omega Turtle: Buh...yeah...ok. Now, buh darn. I just buh ran out of questions. Uh...what's your favorite color?
    Tahu: Red!
    Nocturn: Chicken!
    Omega Turtle: That's not a buh color. Now, Tahu, a buh victory speech?
    Tahu: Uh...buh yeah....Welcome to the jungle! We've got fun and games...and hamburgers-
    MUTE
    Omega Turtle: Well, Tahu is our first buh winner. We'll be buh back next buh Wednesday with more of the buh same. Buh goodbye!
     
    -MT
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