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  2. Nathan Evo
    I don't like tater tots.
     
    I like mashed potatoes and I'm starting to love fries again, but tater tots? Bleh.
     
    Maybe I just don't care for deep-fried foods. I despise hush-puppies, and that's tough if you live around where I do.
     
    So yeah.
     
    That's what I learned today.
  3. Nathan Evo
    Well, this will involve my comics, which half the people who read this blog actually care about. You don't have to read this. You don't have to comment.
     
    And you certainly don't have to spam, thank you very much.
     
    Time to murder some bandwidth.
     
    Anyway, I figured I'd get started on another comic series. This one probably has the longest title. There was TMUTS and TMUCW. The next series, originally TMURG, is now TMUWoS.
     
    So, the original plan was to use six-shade Chimoru. But since I'm not a six-shade obssessionist like Kahinuva ( ), I figured I'd be a little more original, even though I was the guy who made six-shade Chimoru. ALSO YOU NEED DARK'S PERMISSION TO USE THE SIX-SHADED EXPRESSIONS. I'm going to self-sprite the whole thing. No kit. Whatever I'm using won't be released. And no, I'm not using the Gerlickit, even though it is awesome. The sprites I'll use have been on my computer for probably a year at the most. By the way, the colors in the Gerlickit will be used.
     
    Poor Dark. Seems like half my life revolves around something made by him. I've been a little too into Chimoru lately. Six-shading is starting to be a pain and I'm stuck on a Metus spritesheet. (It was made by VakamaTK.) Well, unlike Dark709ists who cotton-pickin' worship him, it's like I make a loop around him and loop around something else. Repeat. In other words, my path of revolution makes a figure-eight.
     
    This time I'm hoping to poke some fun into things. Gerlicky puts up the Plasma Saber and replaces it with a few much-needed guns. Gerlicky's going into war. The goal is to rescue a group of Matoran held hostage by Hapori Dume. Yep, I'm poking some fun into Dark's third movie.
     
    Now, this is where things might get ugly and backfire. See, Dark's movies may not be beloved by all, but they are pretty dang popular. And there will be at least one noob who loves Dark709's stuff to the point of saying "im gonna ripport u cuz u maed fun of dakr790!! i haet u!! UR MEAN!!11!!11@!Q!!~!" like that Willy Wonka guy on iTunes when Weird Al spoofed "Complicated" by Agril Lavigne. In other words, there will be some misconception and a whole lotta ugly.
     
    On another note, Dark may approve fan kits, but I doubt he lets others use his characters often. And since he invented... well, whatever team Hapori Dume works with, I'm afraid I've got no option but to ask him. And if he says yes, but only if I use Chimoru, then we've got another problem in Uglyville.
     
    Still, I find it tough to see how this isn't awesome.

     
    Yep, I've got a lot planned and one downfall could mess it up entirely.
     
    And if you were brave enough to endure my yammering about Dark709 and Hapori Dume and ugly stuff, then give yourself a pat on the back until I can find something to give you. Unfortunately, the only things on the list are eggs and extension cables.
     
    ALSO CHOCOLATE MILK: Okay, I was able to send Dark the PM. Not a lot of talking, but I CAN use Hapori Dume from his movie. So we're ready to go!
     
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  4. Nathan Evo

    Great. Just Great.

    By Nathan Evo,

    Man, I'm stuck without MLN. Why? The server's acting up. Weird thing is, people are bragging about being friends with Tuma or whoever WHILE THE SERVER'S DOWN FOR ME.
     
    If anyone can play it right now, let me know, OK? Maybe I can find a way to fix it, too?
     
    By the way, I'm stuck on Raanu and I need clicks for my thornax plant. YOU ALL VILL CLICK, SCHNITZELS!
     
    Speaking of Tuma, I went to Target today. Three sets were available:
     
    Jetrax T6 (Blue)
    Jetrax T6 (Yellow)
    Tuma
     
    GUESS WHICH ONE I GOT.
  7. Nathan Evo
    So, people haven't been seeing me on BZPower too often. This is because, well, my computer broke. This is a wreck here, folks. Lots of spritework was on that computer- NightOwls is perfectly safe, SpoofQuest! and Noob War were affected but will most likely be easy to recover, and TMUtLG has been gravely ravaged. Until it (hopefully) gets fixed, I most likely won't be on too often.
     
    On a related note, my DSi just about saved my life with the DSi Browser feature. I'm not using it now, but still...
     
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  8. Nathan Evo
    I bought a DSi today.
     
    I thought it would be impossible to get one. Thank goodness I had all that money saved.
     
    But there's no GBA cartridge so the DS Lite will come in handy.
     
    As an equality, some things like my iTunes aren't on my DSi so the laptop will still come in handy.
     
    And a DSi is not a good idea for making pic comics.
     
    So I bought something I do not need.
     
    Fun to play with, though. I'm glad I bought it.
     
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  9. Nathan Evo
    So today I got bored. Obviously.
     
    So an idea popped in my head. I decided to build something.
     
    QUAKE WITH FEAR, YOU MORTAL FOOLS! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MY GREATEST (NON-BIONICLE) CREATION!
     

     
    GO! BLUE FALCON!
     
    Hey, I did say it was awesome, didn't I?
     
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  10. Nathan Evo

    Good News

    By Nathan Evo,

    I've rediscovered the joy in writing in the Gurkiblog, a.k.a. my blog on the BZP Comics Wiki.
     
    So there will be less flogging with entries about my comics!
     
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  11. Nathan Evo
    So this Destr guy finally makes a BZPower account. I've heard a lot about him from Blade and I'm sure he'll fit in the world of comic-making.
     
    The first thing I say to him is "YOU."
     
    I think Nuparurocks is right. I really am blunt and heartless.
     
    Welcome to Gerlickyland, Destr. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
     
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  12. Nathan Evo
    I'm currently on vacation right now and I have limited access to BZPower. So be glad I'm here!
     
    I managed to recieve Gali and Gorast, and Krika from McDonald's. So I've only got Vultraz left. And with $25 gift cards for Wal-Mart and TRU, I might succeed this year!
     
    I miss my Axalara T9 and Rockoh T3...
     
    So, basically, if you want to contact me for the next few days you might not get a response. But still, feel free to comment here and in the other two entries.
  13. Nathan Evo

    I Am A Bohrok

    By Nathan Evo,

    I'm stuck in my house and I'm being forced to clean it.
     
    I'm on one of my infamous three-hour breaks. >=D
     
    UNIT #4XKR PROCEEDING TO BATHROOM. CLEAN IT ALL. MUST BE CLEANED.
     
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  16. Nathan Evo
    I looked in the Artwork III forum and almost all of the comic topics were GONE. My comics, VakamaTK's comics, Turaga Dlakii's Comic Emporium, they're all GONE. Strike that, they're still there, but I don't know if posting there counts as revival or not.
     
    But, involving mine, this is a blessing.
     
    Now, you're probably saying "WHAT?! Most of the topics are deleted! You're a nutcase!" No, I am, not. I am a genius. There is scientific evidence proving this.
     
    Anyway, I was hoping originally that I could close the topic. I'm not in the "comic-making fever" anymore. Now, I can start fresh and not worry about revival.
     
    If your life depends on my comics and you need to see them, they're on my majhost so you can view them there.
     
    (Man, I hate having a band-aid on my index finger.)
     
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  18. Nathan Evo
    I FOUND THE GLATORIAN LEGENDS.
     
    I managed to buy Mata Nui and Ackar, and I have been saving money for Kaxium for months. I figured I'd review Ackar, since there was already a Mata Nui review.
     
    All pictures here were taken from my DSi and saved to my SD Card, which was how I uploaded these onto majhost. Now relax as I rant on about this set.
     
    Canister:
     
    Ackar's canister is almost exactly like the other Glatorian Legends with a different picture and a major color difference.
     

    Actual appearance may vary.
     
    Enough said.
     
    Pieces:
     
    If you buy it, one thing you should notice is the Mata red! Glory, glory, Mata red!
     

     
    Much more to it than that, though. Ackar is a combination of new pieces we've never seen previously...
     

    Whee.
     
    ...and old pieces in new colors...
     

     
    ...and old junk we've seen before...
     

    I'm not so sure about that little rod, though. ALSO IRON MAN
     
    ...and these four Mahritoran blades in orange found in a Power Miners set and an Exo-Force set, I think.
     

     
    Building:
     
    Half the fun of the set is building it. If you didn't have to build it, then it would most likely be a bootleg. Not sure how they'd get it into that canister...
     
    Anyway, the instruction booklet is obvious. It starts by saying not to dump your LEGO Bricks on the carpet and to organize your pieces, then the instructions, then the BIONICLE Action Figure Game, then some Lego Club advertisement in six different languages showing outdated sets. Easy.
     

    Whoops. Sorry, Lego.
     
    So first you do the most important step: you put the black pegs into the Inika torso. You cannot do anything until you put the black pegs into the Inika torso!
     
    Next you build the legs. Oh, and remember those two red axle joints?
     

    You use them on the feet. Nothing deeper than that.
     
    This set, along with some others, may bring back some memory of the Nuva in some ways.
     

    For one, this guy's wearing bell bottoms.
     
    I wish those pieces were a little less wobbly.
     
    Next, you build the arms, which are vital for a
     

    Falcon PAWNCH!
     
    A few obvious steps later, you get to the helmet.
     

    But wait- the actual helmet isn't transparent! IT'S A TRAP!
     

    Oh, and so long as we're talking heads, I AM IRON MAN
     
    After you finish, Ackar is ready for action. Start with a good, hearty IT'S A TRAP!
     

     
    Completed Set:
     
    First of all, he has gray hands. I think a line from one of my comedies should speak for itself: "...but we here at the LEGO Company believe an eye-searing color scheme is a good color scheme."
     
    With a color difference, he reminds me of Berix.
     

     
    As for his build, it kind of conflicts. I mean, he looks like a true Glatorian, with his Thornax launcher and sword...
     

     

    ...but then he stabs himself in the back with his bell bottoms.
     
    As for his size, not counting the blades on his arms, he's a little taller than Mata Nui.
     

     
    Oh, by the way, I found a way to resize the Ignika.
     

    Photoshop not included.
     
    Playability:
     
    Playing with Ackar is as fun as playing with most modern sets.
     

    Falcon PAWNCH!
     
    He has thirteen points of articulation- in other words, standard stuff. However, it is possible to get the most out of it.
     

     
    ----
     
    All in all, he's a good set, so if you don't hate the storyline or you're not a nostalgic set weenie, buy this thing. He has gray hands, but that can be fixed.
     

     
    So thanks for reading this review. This was a pain to make. Now comment on how you hate him and that I'm a bad reviewer. Or anything else. Just don't spam.
     

    FIN
     
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  21. Nathan Evo
    I've decided to do this again. This time, though, I've made the standards a little harder to get.
     
    First off, let me just say: Do you hate the Comedies forum? Great. But don't post it here. If you post that you hate the Comedies forum because of a well-thought out reason, the basic and boring "because it's a spam haven filled with Ask comedies", or some noobish reason no one can understand, then say you wish it was closed, your comment will be deleted.
     
    So don't say I didn't warn you.
     
    Okay, here's how this works:
     
    The previous Multi-Man Comedy Search allowed up to ten authors counting myself. This time, it has been chopped in half. Only five authors will survive. Counting myself.
     
    Not like the losers will be killed, though. Moving on.
     
    First off: To enter you must post proof that you are a good comedy writer. This can be either something new and exclusive or the awesomest chapter from a comedy you have written. YOU CANNOT POST THAT YOU WILL WRITE A COMEDY LATER. You can still just write something impromptu now. It won't count if you say "but one day I'll write a comedy called. . ."
     
    NOTHING FROM ASK COMEDIES IS ALLOWED. Even if it's the best Ask comedy that ever was. We're trying to prove those in GD wrong about the Comedies forum, not right.
     
    One last note: You might not get many votes if you are a noob and/or type like one.
     
    When twenty people have entered, I will post the next part of the process.
     
    Happy entering!
  23. Nathan Evo
    This is from a topic on BIONICLE-based dreams. By now, it's ancient, and I've already shown this to a few people, but I really love pointing this one out.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    There's more to this- WAY more to this. I think I got up to like sixty "episodes" or something, and I don't even believe that's half of them. I also seriously doubt these are actual dreams.
     
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  25. Nathan Evo
    This doesn't involve the buttermilk pie. I only saw one on sale today and I didn't buy it. Ha ha.
     
    So today, they had "beef dippers". Not bad, actually. But then I ask for a disposable tray, and after that, they instantly stop listening to me. I was about to ask for no mashed potatoes or peas and carrots. They both looked horrible. What happens next? Two spoonfuls of each. Seriously. I bet they'd dump that fake white gravy stuff all over it if they could. It was awful. I ate my beef dippers and threw the rest of that garbage away. Tommorrow I either plan on not buying from them or GIVING. THEM. KARZAHNI.
     
    And no, Ynot, I'm not going to stop buying from them altogether.
     
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