Boogie Monsta

YAY! I got to 1000 posts! In just over 6 months! *confetti falls from sky* So... How do you guys feel when you reach another thousand posts?

Sorry I'm a little late. Anyways, I have absoballylutely no funny caption for this one. It speaks for itself.

Here's another. This one basically speaks for itself. Watch them slippery pedestrians...

I bet lots of you know roads that REALLY need this sign. Maybe even cities.

Here ya go, guys. Installment #2! This one makes you wonder. How many OTHER lights need this?

Well, I've seen how people like my jokes and things I post here, and decided to give you guys more. But, this time, it'll be better. In the form of pictures! From now until...whenever I run out/get bored of doing it, I'll post pics of funny signs, stuff, shirts, and all that. So...you have that to look forward to! Let's start off with one of my personal favorites. Always remember your priorities! Comments welcome on this and all.

Yep, it's totally true, and I believe what you said up there, too, popup. I'll believe anything like that after a label on a bag of peanuts I saw: Caution, this product may contain nuts.

Did you ever notice that little kids try to make up games to hurt themselves? For example, when I was smaller, we'd build a ramp, get our bikes, and have one kid ride full speed towards it, and see how far and high he could go. And that's as far as we planned. The kid's flying through the air: "What do we do now?" Kids on the ground: "We don't know! This is as far as we planned!" You know what's really fun? Being that kid sent in to calm mom down before you bring in the banged-up friend. "Hey mom! Everything's fine! (you know she bought that) I just thought I'd come running in here, at full speed. *hard breathing* "Oh, you know Kevin? Of course, of course. Well, you know how his arm usually bends like that? Well, it ain't bending like that anymore. But we've got it all under control, so it's ok. But since you said you were going to go get milk later, you might just want to take him to the hospital with you. And if you get peanut butter, get smooth!" But you know what it's gonna be like by the time we're parents.... "Hey dad! Throw that brick at me and see if I get out of the way! It's a new game, it's called dodgebrick! It's great! I'll turn around and try to listen for the wind!" And not until the brick leaves your hand do you think that this may not be a good idea...

I was at a gas station, right? And I say a sign that said, "Do not siphon gas with your mouth." You know you live in a too-far-gone generation when you need that sign... Can't you imagine somebody? "Well, I put in my card.....Pulled that little switch.....But the gas still doesn't come out. Maybe it's time to start siphoning the gas with my mouth. Seems to be the next logical step..."

Yay! The robot is crated and shipped, and we're DONE! I'll be able to have a life again! (as far as YOU know...) So I'll be back to normal on BZP.

Well, after tomorrow, Robotics will be over, so I can come back to BZP!!! I'll be gone from 7:30 AM to....really late, tomorrow. Then I'll be back to normal!!

I heard this on a comedian's routine, and I thought I'd share it with ya'll. There are 2 types of people in this world. Jeopardy people, and Wheel of Fortune people. You flip the channel to Jeopardy, and they're like, "I'll take Puerto Rican Political Economics in the 1850's for 300, please." You flip to Wheel of Fortune, and they're like, "I want a L! Can I have a L? L is my favorite letter!" XD

Just wanted to say, it's me birthday! Thanks to all ya'll who posted in me birthday topic, (generously made by VM), and no, you still don't get to know how old I really am. Nyah!

Everyone who has Yahoo messenger, please send a bud request to dumpface122. Also please include your BZP name so I know who you are

Well, we're pretty far behind, we may end up working extra hours, so, idk how much I'll be on. We have a working chassis, but we still need to make the forklift to pick up the ball and stuff like that.

Well, it's the first of the month, and I'm finally back. I will answer PMs and everything now. I doubt if I'll recover my 5 posts per day ratio tho...

Well, I know most of you are thinking, "Seether and BZP shouldn't really be mentioned in the same sentence..." but ain't nothing wrong with this'n. Remedy - Seether Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me And speak but don't pretend I won't defend you anymore you see It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for you My eyes don't need to see that ugly thing, I know it's me you fear If you want me hold me back, Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail And so we go back to the remedy Clip, the wings that kept you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, you'll be the death of me. I don't need a friend, I need to mend so far away So come sit by the fire, and play a while, but you can't stay too long It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for pleasure I see my heart explode, it's been eroded by the weather here If you want me hold me back Frail, this skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail, And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that kept you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, you'll be the death of me Frail, this skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail, And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that kept you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, you'll be the death of me Hold your eyes closed, take me in Hold your eyes closed, take me in PS: I'm using this as next weeks, since I like it a lot, and there's only 2 days til I'd change it anyways.

Ill be away til the end of the month, maybe on 1ce or 2ce.

Well, BZP's finally not infecting me with Trojans (due to that I don't go to the main page anymore ) So I should get back to my normal activity now. However, I'll be gone 10-7 today (Martin Luther King Jr's B-day) cuz of robotics.

Well, I'm finally back, just in time for a new FSOTW. Real Gone - Sheryl Crow I'm American made, Bud Light Chevrolet My momma taught me wrong from right I was born in the south Sometimes I have a big mouth When I see something that I don't like I gotta say it Well, we´ve been driving this road For a mighthy long time Payin' no mind to the signs Well this neighborhood's changed It's all been rearranged We left that dream somewhere behind Slow down, you´re gonna crash Baby you were screaming It's a blast, blast, blast Look out babe you got your blinders on Everybodys looking for a way To get real gone, real gone Real Gone But there's a new cat in town He's got high faded friends Thinks he's gonna change history You think you know him so well Yeah you think he's so swell But he's just perpetuating prophecy Come on now Slow down, you gonna crash Baby you were screaming It's a blast, blast, blast Look out you got your blinders on Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gone Real gone Real gone Real gone OH Well, you can say what you want But you can't say it 'round here 'Cause they'll catch you and give you a whippin' Well I believe I was right When I said you were wrong You didn't like the sound of that Now did ya? Slow down, you're gonna crash Baby you were screamin' It's a blast, blast, blast Well, look out, you've got your blinders on Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gone Well here I come, And I'm so not scared Got my pedal to the metal Got my hands in the air Well look out, you take your blinders off Everybody's lookin' for a way To get real gone, real gone Real Gone OH! Real Gone Real Gone.

Gah. I've been trying to get on BZP, but every time I do this thing pops up that says, "Trojan!xsn" (or something like that, has Trojan! in it) "has been automatically deleted, as it is a high risk for viruses. So I can't be on that much until this stops, cuz it's slowing down the lappy a WHOLE lot when I do it.

Here they are! Another PM5k song. Chip off the block, seems that I'm not as good as I thought or as bad as you want the line has been drawn, what side are you on? Try to do it right but everything is wrong And so I stare at the dregs of the earth clear blue skies to the deepest of dirt with hands stretched out looking pious and pure to the ten padlocks strapped on your front door WELL! There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes But can you tell one from the next? Can you go down from zero? There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes All lined up from the east to the west black hat born or an 'S' on your chest Who got in your head? Who told you those things? You better put 'em up When you hear the bell ring seeing things clear in the blackest of night and sometimes the good guys they dont wear white NO!!! There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes But can you tell one from the next? Can you go down from zero? There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes All lined up from the east to the west black hat born or an 'S' on your chest Gangsters and mobs with itchy trigger fingers do-gooder knights or some love struck singers they all got their rules, man, the trades of the trick but give 'em one chance and I swear they'll all switch. There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes But can you tell one from the next? Can you go down from zero? There ain't nothin' but heroes and villains more villains than heroes All lined up from the east to the west black hat born or an 'S' on your chest.

Yeah, it is. Thanks, Valenti.