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    Essenger

    Posted

    *does happy dance* whoppe! I knew we would win, suckereenos! Ha Ha!

     

    You haven't won. All you've accomplished was starting a flame war with Maryland Terps and getting Black Six mad at everyone, including you.

     

    The Bohrok will maintain their unity. You try to spam/flame the Lehvak nest again, and I'll report you- directly to the great Black Six himself. He'll feed you to the dreaded Omicron.

     

    YAY! 300th comment!

     

     

    -- Bohrok Terakk

     

    :lehvak: -Lehvak Unit #TRKK

    Essenger

    Posted

    Alright, I just got a PM from Black Six saying that all of this needs to stop. Not necessarily the fad itself, but the rudeness toward other members, (which I didn't have that much of a part of), and the trying to be staff (which yes, I admit starting). People are starting to hate us, the Vahki, and all of this, and these "mindless robot stuff", so---

     

    We will rise again...

     

    as...

     

     

    THE BOHROK SWARMS

     

    Keep your Vahki name as this can also be used in this Bohrok Fad. I'll get your AVs and Banners ready, in the meantime, if you want to make one or find one, that's fine.

     

    And no more trying to be staff or taking over BZP.

     

    I won't be around that much, so the Bohrok Fad will start very soon, It will start in these next five days.

    If you decide to leave, fine.

    If anyone wants to remain Vahki just for the heck of it, that's fine, too

     

     

     

     

    -- Bohrok Terakk

     

    :lehvak: -Lehvak Unit #TRKK

    Essenger

    Posted

    Yes, you can switch jobs and forum divisions.

     

    Overlord and Pocketmouse are a disgrace to Hapori Tohu, Dume, and Bzpower. How dare they stop people who help eliminate spam!

     

    What can they do to us? Try to defeat us with a barrage of colored pixels?

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    Good work. You don't need to list all that everytime you report a sig.

     

    BTW, just a little fact: Once I reported 5O sigs all at once to SPIRIT.

     

    Also, this is good for your reputation with the mods. I once got a proto boost after about 100 sigs.

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

     

     

    Essenger

    Posted

    New mission for enforcers:

     

    Report oversized sigs (banners larger than 250x100 or larger than 468x60 and text over five lines. Report the link to the post oft the oversized sig to member SPIRIT.

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

     

    Essenger

    Posted

    Scanning... Unit #TRKK returning to duty: Commander...

    Initiating speech mode.

     

    Why all the insults... Everyone getting so emotional... leaving... We are law enforcing robots, for goodness sake.

     

    Scanning... Detecting presence of unknowns in area... ID= Matoran= Pocketmouse

     

    Speech mode activated...

     

    Pocketmouse, leave now. The last thing we Vahki need is spam in our Task Force Hive.

    And how many times must I explain that Hapori Dume works under Hapori Tohu. He commands the Vahki army. Here's the deal with him: I started the Vahki, not Dume. I have even more power than him because of that. He has power in the Order of BZPower, but in the Vahki, he is merely a figurehead. I am your true commander. When I started the Vahki, I thought he would make a good commander.

     

    And also, good work, Unit #CRKK, Unit #JVVJ, and Unit #ITCHI I am promoting you three to Patrol Commanders, which means you can command other types of Vahki other than your own.

    Don't worry other Vahki will get promoted to higher ranks if they do a lot of good work.

     

    And also, Hapori Dume is Turaga Dume.

     

     

    Another thing: No one start up with this Visorak business, they are our sworn enemy.

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    I won't be absent for another 3 hours.

     

    Unit #KTOM, do you want to accept the mission of helping to clean up the comedy forum of spam?

    Use the report button, remember, and read this first: Link

     

    Anyone can help with this mission, It won't be hard, I made about 50 spam reports in Comedies once, It's not hard to find. This is a good job for Battle Units. Reporting sigs is a good job for Enforcers. I report sigs a lot, though.

     

    I'll be absent in about 3 hours from now.

     

    EDIT: I'll see you the day after tomorrow--- COMMANDERS, You're in charge!

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    Um, that's what I had been referring to. I reported his sig, too.

     

    Um.. not the lines, all the banners.

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

     

    And everyone else, watch out for me, I've reported so many sigs (hundreds) that I got a proto boost for it, so I'd watch out.

     

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    Like Unit #CRKK said, we are not against you, but we are if you try to stop us, from helping to bring order to the forums. Besides, what could you possibly do, throw socks at us?

     

    You're about to see something. What we can do. Don't ask, you'll see.

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    I don't know about Overlord, but I know I'm plotting against you....

     

    Is that bad or something?

     

    -MT

     

    Just for the heck of messing with the Vahki? You do not know what power you are messing with. You are no match for 30+ Vahki units and Hapori Dume. You mess with me, you mess with the Vahki. You mess with the Vahki, you mess with Hapori Dume. You mess with Dume, and you mess with the great Hapori Tohu and you will die.

     

    If anyone plots against us, we will track you down, crush your rebellion, grind you to dust, and blast you into oblivion.

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

    Essenger

    Posted

    New missionn for All vahki BATTLE UNITS:

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    Search for signatures that don't comply with the rules and sent their post link to Authorities (Member SPIRIT)

     

    Remember, banners must be: 250x100 or smaller OR 468x60 or smaller, banners combined should not exceed this either.

    no more than 5 lines of text.

     

    __________________________________________________

     

    I'l give the enforcers a mission soon, but if you want to help with this mission, you can.

     

     

    IMPORTANT NOTICE: This unit will be absent from 3:00 Friday, January 9th to 6:00, Sunday, January 11.

    Commanders, you're in charge while I'm gone.

     

    MISSION for Vahki infiltrators:

     

    __________________________-----

    Keep an eye on overlord. He's plotting against us again.

     

    _______________________________

     

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

     

    Essenger

    Posted

    Al requests granted, and yes, unit #KTM, watch over Rabbit.

     

    UNIT #NNN1CH, you can create a nuurakh hive if you stay loyal to the vahki and commit to being a commander. Look at other Hives for examples. You can find the links to these hives in my newest blog entry.

     

    IMPORTANT NOTICE: This unit will be absent from 3:00 Friday, January 9th to 6:00, Sunday, January 11.

    Commanders, you're in charge while I'm gone.

     

    Also, units that are already part of the Vahki, continue in the conversation in my latest blog entry, where the missions are given.

     

    -Unit #TRKK- Vahki Commander

     

    Vahki Command Code: 7177

    Forum Division Zone: 5

    Staff of Confusion

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