Overlord

I see. Not my timezone, though. Not quite.

Well, not at all.

It's a slow day... I'm surprised anyone is on.

Most of your adventures are carried on in comments... except for that one...

A slow day today... 3:00 your time, I would guess?

A slow day indeed... no-one on...

Well, the names mean nothing to you, but I have to report to Inspector Prakold, Viceroy Kuruzunich, Admirals Ribeting and Kachava, and Lord Vencago.

A General.

Ever going to reply?

I 'gree with Mixtar.

Haven't you realized? I'm one of them.

You're welcome! Actually, I should be the one thanking you. You seem to be more well-known than I.

That's because you can only rate someone once, and only change your rating, instead of redoing it over and over again.

How did you go down? Someone rated me two-star!!

H'm. "Busy"? I see.

You spoiled my surprise!

This is getting to be nonsense...

Maybe I shouldn't have told you two that... our - I mean THEIR - security is compromised is because of me. I hope I won't be demoted... I mean...

I didn't say anything weird, did I? Oh, wait, I did. I am weird, you know, or else I wouldn't have chosen this name.

Hello again! I've noticed you haven't been very active lately. Also, your quote of the day is often there for over two days.

The comment storm, of course! But no, that's not what I'm really talking about. Only one person would understand besides me, and only I fully understand the true implications of the recent actions of the shadowed organization known only as the Generals. See my interests for further info.

The world is against you...

The Generals have awoken to the very real threat of death by timestream courtesy Artemis Fowl the Second.

'Tis getting worse... the storm is beginning. Not the energy storm of Karda Nui, but the proverbial storm.

Yes, but you have nothing to show for your evil! I can sell my plans and make enough money to buy the planet!

Whaat did I tell you? Weeird comments, I told you. Aand did you listen? Noo.

Besides that. Though that is the trump weird card (), you have other weird ones... like me, for instance.

I quite agree, since I am paranoid myself...

You have such weird comments...

Alright, I'll resend. I was wondering why you didn't reply...

Oh, poor rivals, squabbling like Gukko over a berry... how can I pit these fools together to my own gain?

Yes I am an evil person. I have figured out how to lower people's ratings and hack their accounts.

What, is NOBODY as paranoid as me? EVERYBODY else is giving out their REAL age, interests, gender and personal statement!