Queen of Noise

We are the suuuuuuuultans of swing

By the way I totally thought your sig was a real bug on my screen. *shakes fist*

Nah, I've been following it for a while. In fact, I actually made this av and banner last fall, but other things precluded its use until now.

No! You'll never take me alive!

Well, I have it on good authority that my friends list is controlled by an evil, magical elf with plans to conquer the universe via confusion.

In real life, his gaze turns people into dust.

Why look, it's the Real Me.

Oh yes indeed. : D

Because we're, sadly, very busy people and sometimes take a mite of time to reply.

Well, if you want to do this homework for me...I'd be happy to go to sleep! ; p

Congratulations, you are now a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band v2.0. I'll explain in more detail later.

The terms are entirely interchangeable, no doubt.

"Because of Smeagol4™, I was able to stop saying God...and start saying Clapton."

THEN I HAVE DONE SOME GOOD! : p

I cannot be bought. However, I will accept bribe money as a gift and then do nothing in return. It'll fund a nice big marshall amp or something.

WHERE ARE YOU?! D:

Another brilliant plan!

What thing you sent me? Where?

I went to give you a protoboost but Six yelled at me. And then he killed my family. I cried.

True. But I could always fire you in the official capacity and then keep you in my employ as an entirely unpaid slave.

Do I need to fire you again? >:0

*guitar solo*

Yes you are, in the voting booth! >: D

*whipcrack*

Just kidding, I lurve my minions.

KEX WHAT HAPPENED TO US

TERRIFYING ISN'T IT?! D:

I was stumbling around and came across an old post of yours, and thought "I haven't seen him around in ages." I figured I'd record the moment for posterity in your profile in the event you show up again someday. ; )