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IQKid42

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About IQKid42

  • Birthday 11/18/1989

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    Columbus, Ohio, United States of America
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    What am I interested in? The hard-hitting truth.<br /><br />The Story of the Navy SEAL<br /><br />1) Keep your priorities in order and<br />2) Know when to act without hesitation.<br /><br />A Navy SEAL was attending college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.<br />One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."<br />The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."<br />It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were stunned and sat there looking on in silence.<br />The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the ###### is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"<br />The SEAL replied, "God was busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like a complete #####. So He sent me."

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  1. Though you're inactive, I'd like to wish you a great 21st birthday. :)

  2. This may or may not make sense: after reading your interests, I concluded that the professor was not the Professor, because if he were, the SEAL would have been in the emergency room after that. But as he wasn't, he couldn't have been, as he didn't, likely because he can't.

  3. Speaking of which, Smeag, he's online. :P

  4. I was stumbling around and came across an old post of yours, and thought "I haven't seen him around in ages." I figured I'd record the moment for posterity in your profile in the event you show up again someday. ; )

  5. Happy Birthday, IQ! (As its registered on BZP)

  6. Droppin by to say hey...

    hey.

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