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(Turakii and LM, 3:30 ) <brk>
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Inquiry: Would it be worth my time to write a review of Spore? Inquiry: Would it be worth my time to write a write a review/comparison of KOTOR I vs. KOTOR II: TSL? Inquiry: Do you want me to write an entry about my New York roadtrip complete with pictures? Exasperated Inquiry: What IS it about pork chops with applesauce?? <brk>
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Argh, there bein' no business like show business I be tellin' ye. But I not be here to be ramblin' on about that. I'm here ter share ye a story. Ye see, it all started a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. There be a band o' Toa Heroes an' they been searching fer th' Ring o' Power. But th' ring be taken by a mutinous robot who be trying ter destroy th' ring which was being protected by EVE. So, EVE an' WALL-E called upon th' help o' th' Dusky Knight ter assist them in this here quest. But they new what trey soldiers would not be enough, so they called upon th' help o' th' crazy nut-case Deadpool. Now, Deadpool an' th' Dusky Knight been both weapons experts, but they kept arguing o'er whether Marvel or DC comics been better. Gali Nuva, mistress o' th' adam's ale, be able ter intervene an' keep th' arguing ter a minimal, albeit only escorting limited triumph. When th' final battle came, it be more intense than th' flame o' a Kanohi Dragon's breath. In th' midst o' th' battle, th' ring got unmoored. Now th' ring, being sentient, tried ter make it's flight. Arrr! Almost succeeded too. But when Steak Boy happened ter be passing by an' mistook th' ring fer an over-sized Cheerio, that put an ending ter th' fighting real quick. An' now everybody's elated . . . . except fer th' ring, o' course. The End, Yarrgh. <brk>
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...so someday I hope to meet somebody intelligent, cultured, and good-looking. <brk>
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I voted for the bold ones. Ford (3½½) or Chevy (½½)? Coca-Cola (3½½) or Pepsi (½½)? Tohu (3½) or Dume (1½)? DC (2) or Marvel (3)? Video Games (3½) or Girls/Boys (1½)? Batman (1) or Spider-Man (4)? XBox 360 (2), PS3 (0), or Wii (3)? Phantoka (½) or Mistika (4½)? Rap (½) or "Real Music" (4½)? Toast Busters (4) or Ghost Busters (1)? Steak Boy (4) or Cookie Monster (1)? Jonas Brothers (3½) or Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (1½)? Wal*Mart (1) or Target (4)? Larryboy (1½) or Carapar (3½)? MNOLG (3) or MNOLG II (2)? Baseball (2½½) or Football (1½½)? B) (4) or (1)? Takuma Nuva (3½½) or Deadpool (½½)? Will Turner (3½) or Legolas (1½)? Han Solo (2½) or Indiana Jones (2½)? Minority (3½) or Majority (1½)? Chuck Norris (0) or Mantax (5)? Powerade (1½½½½) or Gatorade (½½½½)? (2½½) or (1½½)? <brk>
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Dead In A Field Of Green Surrounded By Bicycles...
Takuma Nuva posted a blog entry in Obligatory Volcano Lair
I love brain teasers. Always have, always will. Half the fun is solving them. The other half is telling them. So, I present a brain teaser that should keep all readers entertained for some time. The best part is, everybody works together to help figure it out and you don't even have to be that smart to join in! The only skills required is being able to ask a "yes or no" question! Here's how it works: I'll give you the scenario below and you try to help solve the brain teaser by simply asking "yes or no" questions. It took me a while to decide how I would answer the questions. Replying to each poster's questions would just mean that somebody who's trying to find the answers for other poster's questions would have to scroll down looking for my answering post. And if they should happen to miss it... I'm making a short story long here. The bottom line is I'll edit the answers into the posts that ask the question. If somebody accidentally re-asks a question, I'll just delete it to get it out of the way. Oh, and for those who don't have an extensive enough vocabulary, if I answer a question with "irrelevant", that means that the answer doesn't matter (i.e. Was his hat blue? "Irrelevant" means that the color of hat doesn't matter). Also, I don't think anybody out there would've heard this brain teaser before, but just in case you have, please don't ruin it for everybody else by revealing the answer or just asking all the "right" questions, okay? Now then, since you know how it works, let's see what we're dealing with here... There is a man lying dead in a field of green surrounded by bicycles. He died from a bullet to the chest. Where is he, and why was he killed? So, there you have it! Ask away! Just remember, only "yes or no" questions! <brk> -
Note: Small Legends #10 spoiler follows. As you all know, aliens tried to drag me off yesterday along with Turakii, Laughin'Man, Avohkah Tamer, Deadpool, and a few select others. Below is an account of the attack... ----- The yellow Toa narrowly dodged another blast. The army of green intergalactic midgets advanced, unleashing a barrage of laser beams and kinetic death rays. He dove behind a pile of crates and huddled down near his comrades. "How many are there?!" Turakii asked over the din of laser blasts. "Too many!" Takuma Nuva shouted back. "This is ridiculous!" shouted Laughin'Man. "Why did I have to be born so good-looking? I'm too young to die!" Nearby stood a Matoran with an Avohkah on a leash. "Come on, Laughin'Man! Don't you know anything?" Avohkah Tamer asked. "The aliens aren't going to kill us!" "Oh, that's a relief!" Laughin'Man said. "They're going to kidnap us instead!" Laughin'Man's face remained blank for a moment before he jumped up and started running in circles, screaming like a wild banshee. "Sit down!" Turakii said as she grabbed Laughin'Man's leg and yanked him to the floor. "We're trying to avoid them, not entertain them!" A concussion missile passed over Takuma's head, narrowly missing him. "Where's Deadpool when I need him? Deadpool!" Deadpool suddenly appeared in the groups midst thanks to his handy teleportation device. "Can't a guy watch an episode of CHiPs without being interrupted at all anymore?" "In case you haven't noticed, Deadpool, we have a bit of a situation here!" Takuma scolded. "Oh, that's nothing," Deadpool said. He nonchalantly tossed a grenade over his shoulder sending some fifty-odd aliens in all directions. "I give up with you," Takuma said, exasperated. Activating his Kanohi Hikaku: Mask of Nui-Jumping, he shot up and through the roof of the warehouse. Landing on top, he surveyed the situation. There was what seemed to be an endless army of aliens advancing on the warehouse with more being beamed down constantly by the large flying saucer above. He jumped back in through the hole he made and landed by his companions. "It isn't good, is it?" Avohkah Tamer asked. "No," Takuma replied. "No, it isn't." "Then we'll have to fight our way out!" Laughin'Man said. He showed off his hand-to-hand combat skills by karate-chopping a nearby crate labeled "Ark of the Covenant - Do not karate-chop - Handle like eggs (sunny-side up only)". "Voltikins and I are ready to do our part!" said Avohkah Tamer gesturing towards his tamed Avohkah. "Let's do it!" Turakii shouted. She hopped on her surfboard and rode on a wave of lava directly into the aliens organized ranks. Takuma lept out and let loose a flare of light to disorient his foes. Wielding his club-tipped Laser Batons he started firing lasers at every alien in his path. As the aliens fell they were beamed back to the mothership above to receive medical attention. Deadpool teleported himself into a group of particularly deadly aliens. "I'm getting sick and tired of you alien invaders!" he complained. "How am I ever supposed to find time to shave my legs if you don't let up for long enough?" He whipped out two katanas and started twirling around at high-speed, sending more aliens beaming up to the flying saucer above. Avohkah Tamer ran out and started clawing and punching his way through the aliens while his Avohkah went mad and started striking every nearby alien with electricity. "Shocked, aren't you?" Avohkah Tamer laughed maniacally as he picked up another alien and started it swinging around as though it were a sword. Laughin'Man jumped out and started performing all sorts of martial arts moves, aliens falling at every blow. Then, lashing out with his mind, Laughin'Man used the force to blast away all the aliens in front of him while he delivered a Matrix-style roundhouse kick to the rest of the surrounding invaders. "I'd like to see Chuck Norris do that!" The aliens, seeing how impossibly outmatched they were, began retreating from the warehouse and beaming up to the mothership hovering in the sky. "Look! It worked!" Avohkah Tamer said, pointing to the retreating army. "Huzzah!" Laughin'Man cheered. "Ditto!" Takuma agreed. "No pickles," Deadpool commented. "OH NOOO!!!" Turakii shouted. "They took my box of okra cookies!" Takuma turned his gaze skyward and watched as the saucer sped away. He dashed off for a nearby crate and tore it open. Reaching inside, he pulled out an elongated, crystal skull. He ran outside with it and held it skyward aimed at the mothership. They all watched as the enormous saucer was pulled back by the magnetic force of the crystal skull and came crashing down deep into the Amazon rainforest. The sheer might of the landing sent Turakii's box of cookies sailing through the air all the way back to her arms. "Wow, that was a close one," Laughin'Man said. "What do you suppose they were after, Takuma?" Avohkah Tamer asked. "Besides us that is?" The Toa placed the skull back in the crate and sealed it off again. "I haven't the slightest idea." "I'm not sure I want to know," Turakii said. Deadpool wandered off leaving the group alone. "The things some people write when they're not doing anything," he said to himself. "Hey! Is that scone on the floor?!" <brk>
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As you know, here at Area 51 we deal with some TOP SECRET projects. One that has been suspected for years is government contact with aliens. Well, I'm telling you now that it's true. Unfortuantely, we were unable to see the tragedy that was about to strike. The aliens have attacked, and now they're kidnapping all the intelligent and attractive people in the world. Don't worry, you'll be safe. I'm just posting this entry to say goodbye. <brk>
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Wow, a second entry and it rakes in two approvals! I still can't believe I fell for that April Fool's Day joke. And then I went and started spreading it! Since this is the first entry of many that I'll be posting which you'll actually have to think for, I decided to make it an easy one. All you have to do is answer the list of random questions below correctly! To make it even easier, you only need to get four questions right to pass! 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? That's all there is to it! I just posted this easy quiz because I want to get an idea early on about how many people will even be interested in these types of things. Included in the spoiler below are the correct answers, put there just in case somebody out there isn't smarter than a first grader... Correct Answers: (No peeking! (As if it's even necessary...)) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «1) 116 years. 2) Ecuador 3) Sheep and Horses 4)November 5) Squirrel fur 6) Dogs 7) Albert 8) Crimson 9) New Zealand 10) Orange What do you mean you failed!? What did you go to public school or somethin'? J/K Oh, and don't try to tell me you passed. After all, Deadpool is watching... <brk>