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iBrow Productions Presents...“Avast, me hearties! We be sailin’ through the seven seas from dusk til dawn!” a voice boomed, a commanding tone in its sound. “I be toleratin’ no complaints from any o’ you!”It was a sturdy oaken ship, each and every miniscule detail beautifully carved to create the grandest ship that one might ever set eyes on. This was aided by the immense awe factor that inevitably came whenever the random everyday people on the street realized that the ship was sailing through the air.“Captain, we’re in the middle of the air!” a second voice protested. “How are we supposed to sail the seven seas in a flying ship?”“Scallywag, you be questionin’ the wisdom of the mighty pirate Captain Tronameg!” the first voice yelled back. “Matey, since Cap’n Jack Sparrow there have been no captains such as I on the seas or in the skies!”“That didn’t really answer my question, Captain.”“We be in a pirate ship, matey. Wouldn’t be a pirate ship if she couldn’t set sail to the seas! Now shut that trap and back to the riggins’ with ya!”Captain Tronameg smacked the sailor with the hand that wasn’t clutching a bottle of the finest rum in the south, sending the unfortunate soul spiralling into a pile of carefully balanced barrels. The Captain turned around and began to whistle as he strolled back to the wheel of the ship, ignoring the sounds of the barrels crashing around on the deck.Tronameg was a devilishly handsome Po-Matoran, with sleek armour of burnt orange, sand brown and gunmetal colouring. His arms and legs were muscular, and he had a clearly visible six pack of abdominal muscles that had never failed to either attract a Ga-Matoran or activate their eternal fury. He wore a Kakama shaped Kanohi on his head, and on top of that either a fedora (for the fancy dinners) or a tricorne (for instances like right now, while he was on the ship).If Matoran Vogue were to create a list of the most physically perfect beings in the entire universe (and all other universes), Captain Tronameg would be the only one to be on the list – and indeed, it had already happened three times. If they were to create a list of the most mentally perfect beings in the entire universe, Tronameg would be average.But that’s irrelevant, because fashion magazines don’t like ugly, nerdy and super smart people.THE VOYAGE OF AWESOMEStarring Captain Tronameg“Where be my first mate, arr? Mopitus Mirep, I be summonin’ you!” Tronameg shouted across the deck.“I’m right behind you, Captain.” The aforementioned Mopitus Mirep responded in a bored voice.“And right ugly you be, too. I be suggestin’ you go get a makeover, matey.” Tronameg told him. “Anywho, what be the status of Plan 71-B at the current time?”“Testing is ongoing on the lava eels right now Captain. We should have results in the next few hours.”“That be right in the navy, it is. Alright mateys, hoist the sails and extend the planks! We be droppin’ someone below for punishment today, arr!”All over the ship the shipmates burst into cheering and applause, ignoring their duties. The ship immediately tipped and began to spiral towards the ground, prompting the halting of such fun actions and the resuming of tedious duties.“Not to worry, mateys! We be nearin’ the end ter this voyage any time now! Jus’ hold your lil’ beetles an’ we’ll be right fine and dandy!”So they did.To Be Continued!I hope you enjoyed, and please stay tuned!-ibrow
