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In Soviet Russia, you get killed for voting for the wrong person. In America, you get killed if you're the wrong person voted for. Not sure on the accuracy of the first statement. They might not even have had fake 'elections'. It was just something that occurred to me.
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What's the difference between a fort meant to protect you from invaders and a jail?
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...1=2 Let x be equal to 1 and y be equal to 1. Multiplying the equation x=1 by y we get xy=y Multiplying the equation y=1 by y we get y2=y Because both xy and y2 are equal to y, xy=y2 Subtracting x2 from both sides of the equation we get (xy-x2)=(y2-x2) Factoring it out results in the following: x(y-x)=(y+x)(y-x) Dividing by (y-x) we get: x=y+x Thus, 1=1+1 1=2
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In theory, an adverb can be formed by adding the "-ly" suffix to any adjective. Examples include "happy" > "happily", "weird" > "weirdly", etc. So I've been having fun with some very strange adverbs. uglilybluelysugarilyscaredly (not an odd word really, but it wasn't in the dictionary)Communisticallyleft-to-rightlyUses:"He uglily crept down the hallway.""The depressed man trudged bluely across the street.""The three-year-old bounced sugarily around the room.""He peered scaredly at the open door.""Stalin seized control Communistically.""He walked to the street and peered at it left-to-rightly."
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I recently discovered why AT&T is gaining popularity. One particular slogan of theirs, has appeal to a wide variety of people: I mean, it sounds like they should be selling alcoholic beverages globally or something, not providing cellular phone service.
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If a time machine is ever invented, it would eventually get to the point where it was invented in Year 0.
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They make trucks for everything. I was running along this backcountry road and a caution sign read "caution log trucks." I don't even know what a caution log is, but there's a truck for it.
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I bet some brains and smart-ones out there can stand my challenge easily, but I couldn't resist posting this. Argue with this sentence: 'A metaphor is a simile.'
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The only thing one can prove to oneself, is that he/she him/herself does exist. And the only reason that can be displayed is via René Descartes's "Cogito ergo sum" (eng: I think therefore I am), which is fairly true. Now, you might say "Well, Nukes, you are," to which I respond "I know I am, but you do not. I may just be something of your imagination. You do not even know that I think, because it might be that you think I think." Therefore, nothing can be proven except your existence, which you can't prove to me. Beyond this, everything else depends on how you view it. Actually, I can't prove that.
