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> You are now the BOSTWIK SQUID. You are a man of unparalleled GIRTH. Ladies think they can change you and men want to be you. Your thumbs-up strong, your women many. You are currently residing in your absolutely balling MANSION. > What do you do?
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> What? What DESK? You're pretty sure there never has been, nor ever will be, a desk in this room. There is a WINDOW however. > What do you do?
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> You clamber precariously onto your desk and belt your heart out. > What now?
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WOW WHAT A [You must filter obscene words completely. -Shine] WASTE OF TIME > However, in your haste to get the gun out of your throat, you forget to keep the lights off. They turn back on. > What now?
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> A flashlight needs batteries, you moron! > What do you do?
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> I speak for everyone, ever, that that sentence makes no sense and is an illogical command. It is bad and you should feel bad. > Meanwhile, you have opened up your inventory and taken a look. It appears you have one gun, a small key, a health potion, a flashlight and an empty slot. > What do you do?
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> Frustrated with the danged thing, you pull out your official police issued taser and have at it. > You pull the taser up to the ringing piece of debauchery (does that mean anything? I don't really know LOL) and let it know who's boss. > The lights go out. The phone must have thought it was boss. And it probably was. Well now you're knee-deep, aren't ya? > What do you do?
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> "Please tell me the story, old man!! " > "Really, you mean it?" he asks. He obviously didn't expect this. "Well, if you're sure..." You are now Unnamed Old Man > You were a strapping young man. You were a policeman, and a dang good one, at that. > Suddenly, your phone rings. You have been up late drinking reading and didn't expect a call at this hour. > You try to ignore it, but it keeps ringing, seemingly getting louder and louder. You're not sure what to do! > What do you do?
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> In a final effort to regain his trust, you shout "I will love you forever, babe". The man seems a bit startled at first, but it seems he slowly begins to trust you. He asks you if you'd like to hear his story. > What do you say?
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> For some idioteque, unfathomable reason, you say "> Kill strange man, > Take hat, > Wear hat" out loud. The man seems a bit taken aback. > Quick, say something to gain his trust back!
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> You decide to inspect your Inventory. It seems you are carrying a single Egg, three bullets and a small piece of paper. > What do you do?
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> What pumpkin? I have no idea what you're talking about. I have serious doubts about the existence of any said pumpkin. > What do you do?
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> You smash the bullets together, but alas, the gunpowder simply causes an explosion of colossal scale. > Game Over. > Just kidding. > You smash the two bullets together and they simply fall apart. Wow, this story really goes nowhere. > Follow shadow. > You quickly go off in pursuit of this hat-wearing person. You assume that he must be up to something. Something so evil that when you turn him in, you'll get paid. And I'm talking PAID. Like, ladies-wearing-bikinies-in-a-hot-fudge-sundae-filled-with-money paid. > On closer inspection, the man appears to be a short, awfully fun looking chap that is obviously not up to something. You decide to talk to the man. > What do you say?
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> Overcome with a sudden longing to see the delicious yellow yolk of the egg, you liberally smash the bullet into it. However, being the clumsy dolt you are, you slip and fall. > You now have two bullets in your inventory. As you're falling, you see a shadow whisk away around a corner. You have two choices: > Follow It > Smash the two bullets together > What do you do?
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> The paper was obviously not written to you, as not of it applies to your current situation. However, you do remember your name is Frank. Huh, that's funny, you and this other man share the same name. > What do you do?
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> The strange blue man has no idea what is or isn't an invetory and is absolutely clueless as to how to check it. > What do you do?
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> You awoke, having only a hazy recollection of your previous night's exploits. > You try to think, but it only intensifies the pain in your Brain. > You do remember a Face. With it comes a sense of longing ... > You know it is time to begin your journey. To find that face, end that sense of yearning, and discover yourself. > Game Start > You find yourself on some sort of rocky outcropping – whatever that's supposed to mean. You know you have to reach the top, for reasons unfathomable to your aching brain. Perhaps a treasure chest, bonus points, etc .... What do you do?
