> You smash the bullets together, but alas, the gunpowder simply causes an explosion of colossal scale.

> Game Over.

> Just kidding.

> You smash the two bullets together and they simply fall apart. Wow, this story really goes nowhere.

> Follow shadow.

> You quickly go off in pursuit of this hat-wearing person. You assume that he must be up to something. Something so evil that when you turn him in, you'll get paid. And I'm talking PAID. Like, ladies-wearing-bikinies-in-a-hot-fudge-sundae-filled-with-money paid.

> On closer inspection, the man appears to be a short, awfully fun looking chap that is obviously not up to something. You decide to talk to the man.

> What do you say?