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Hubertus - He Who Frustrates Teachers

Posted by 25K When? , in School May 19 2012 · 525 views

amusing events school teachers hubert
Well, it seems like all my teachers end up in random conversations with me. Or threaten me with death.

It's amusing.

In Science ...

Science Teacher: Hubert, please explain to me the effects of blood cells not having nuclei.

Me: Well by having no thingy-majiggs they can carry more thingy-majig haemogoblin-majiggies but are unable to thingy-majiggie make more thingy-majiggies of themselves and thingy-majiggy.

Science Teacher: ... Hubert, don't ever reproduce.


Science Teacher: *While explaining about the pressure around the aorta.* If I were to, say, cut Hubert in half and nick the top of his aorta, we would be treated to the incredibly amusing scene of a massive fountain of blood spouting out of his body.

*Class laughs.*

Friend: How high will it go?

Science Teacher: High enough for the blood to soak through the ceiling and allow the class above us to see it.

With Swimming Instructor ...

Instructor: *Telling us to practice our butterfly* By the end of today, we will have abs of steel.

Me: Can I have abs of copper?

Instructor: Yes you can Hubert, but isn't copper bendy?

Me: That's EXACTLY the point.

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Ramona Flowers
May 19 2012 08:30 AM
Hub, this made me laugh so much, I just have one thing to say:
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Axilus Prime
May 26 2012 09:04 PM
Is this all true? Lol!
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Yes it is.
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This makes me LOL.
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Toa Xemnas of Crystal
Jun 01 2012 07:01 PM
Hubert please. :P Lol. Either your science teacher is insane, or just has an odd sense of humor.
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He just has an odd sense of humour.
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Good ol' science teachers and their crazy jokes :rolleyes:

This is quite the lolage.

"Hubert, don't ever reproduce."
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Ramona Flowers
Jun 03 2012 12:50 PM

This is quite the lolage.

"Hubert, don't ever reproduce."

Stormy lol'd at that line, too. XD

Hubert please. :P Lol. Either your science teacher is insane, or just has an odd sense of humor.

I'd be more worried if I found a science teacher who WASN'T insane. :lol:
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Name: Hubertus
Ethnicity: Han Chinese
Nationality: Australian
Birth Date: 9th of October, 1998
Gender: Male
Current Location: Unknown
Place of Birth: Melbourne, Australia

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