What happens if you are scared half to death twice?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human beings would eat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all four? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Insanity rocks! Trust me I know. Now that my compy is fixed I can actually type up my Interview with Insanity.