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I need to get my Blog Pimp'd, it would look so much better. But who will get to help me... I still am not in the knowing of that yet.
Fawful: Kohaku, please give me a chance to do it.
No, all you will do is make 50 content blocks all saying, "I Have Fury!" (Can you even have that many?)
Fawful: So, what? Fury is awesome!
Indeed it is. But you already changed my subtitle on my blog.
Anywho, I've been working on my epic again. I'll hopefully have Chapter 3 up tomorrow. And I have idea's for Chapter 4... I think, those who have read it will be pleased...
Also, I've noticed that people have trouble getting their friend code when they start with wifi... so, I'm thinking of putting up an entry helping people get their friend code(s).
Party's are fun!
Yes they are. Get's out long range Sniper Rifle and shoots the ultimate party crasher, Evil Lord Survurlode. Well, I'm too nice to take over his power now. So he can live on in the refresh button OF YOUR DOOM a little longer.
Oh, and the red text is Fawful. He's evil and insane.
Kohaku: Hello, Vezon.
Vezon: How the heck are you knowing that? Who sent you?! Are you with the CIA?
Kohaku: I read the story. My blog on BZPower sent me. No I’m not.
Vezon: How did you get past my guardians?
Kohaku: A special ID Card.
Vezon: Oh, ok…
Kohaku: People claim you’ll do their work for them. Is this true?
Vezon: No. *Hand’s Kohaku future news stories for BZPower*
Kohaku: What do you do instead of stand and wait?
Vezon: Fenrakk and I play Uno.
Kohaku: Are you going to kill the Piraka?
Vezon: I can’t answer that. Remember the Lego guy. The one who tried to kill you.
Kohaku: I have heard that Lego is working with some evil guy. Is this true?
Vezon: I can’t answer that, um I have to go destroy the intruders. *Runs away*
He is hiding something but I was forced to leave... not before Fawful came with me though.
Fawful: Hi, this blog is now my new home.
Fawful: Because. AlL yOuR bLoG aRe BeLoNg To Me.
Lego Guy: Kohaku, please come with me.
Kohaku: Um, why?
Lego Guy: You interview has spoilers.
Lego Guy: For the next 20 years! *Pulls out Vahki*
Kohaku: This can't end well...
So, my interview has been cut short... I'll have to talk with him again tomorrow... My head hurts now... evil Lego guys...
Interview with Insanity Part 1
Kohaku: Why is there a shop here?
???: Because it is for the selling. The selling of Zamor.
???: I have boredom… Now that I have a guest… I have… FURY! I say to you WELCOME!
Kohaku: Um… ok, do I even want to know to what am I welcomed?
???: Sure. Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor!
Kohaku: So… you are Fawful?
Fawful: Yes. In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with Zamor Spheres so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
Kohaku: What about you, what made you become crazy?
Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
Kohaku: That’s mean…
Fawful: You are like a brainless cat that is too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
Kohaku: Never insult cats. They are awesome.
Fawful: …My tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?
Kohaku: Um, ok…
Fawful: Then now you listen!
I am here, merchant of Zamor, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the island next door, Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad Toa came. Red and green bad Toa. I had the punishment with hammers and flying jumps on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering… Red! And green!
I HAVE FURY!
Those heroes of badness! My brain aches at their armor! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.
SO MUCH FURY!
They had evil mustaches! Hairs like the tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
I have calm.
I am waiting like an elevator.
I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor, but… the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
I! WILL! HAVE! FURY!
I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
I HURT YOUR FACES!
D-Did I… have insanity?
Did I… have evil?
I suppress the fury, but sometimes… the fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.
Kohaku: Are you ok? And the Toa had mustaches?
Fawful: P-please… I will be fine. No worring for Fawful. Yes they did. We talk of beans. Beans and Zamor… we begin trading!
Kohaku: What are beans, and where are they?
Fawful: The beans hide in the dirts of this world like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.
Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean! Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies! You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.
If you get many beans, you get many, Zamor at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor.
Fawful: We have currently in stock….
10 Beans - Grammar Zamor – Destroys bad grammar.
20 Beans – Spammer Zamor - Destroys evil spam.
50 Beans – Rumor Zamor – I have no idea what this one does…
Kohaku: I don’t have any beans though!
Fawful: I have anger and pity… If you want Zamor, you are capturing beans! BEANS!
This concludes today’s interview. For I am camped out in Voya Nui to go and talk to Vezon tomorrow.
Also, on an unrelated note... Pluto is no longer a planet. We will miss you Pluto!
1st - Kohaku
2nd - Watashi Wa
3rd - Alku toa of rahi
I would like to congratulate Watashi Wa for being the first person to kill me with the Power Beam. The most basic weapon in the game!
Also, I went to a Brewer game today. Colorado Rockies at The Brewers.
R, H, E (In that order)
Rockies 1 6 0
Brewers 7 6 0
It was a good game. And very fun.
Battle Ready Pose
Sniping Some Spam
Imperialist (Sniper Rifle)
The reason he gave me a Sniper Rifle is because of my sniping in Metroid Prime Hunters. Although I've destroyed my foes with all of the weapons at some point or another.
In other news, I have restarted work on my epic, Chapter 3 will be up soon. Plus the comedy that I'll be working on has been started... again. My computer didn't help because it died, so I lost all of that plus my log files... it was very annoying. I have to re-type all of it. *sigh*
Also, a friend of mine has made a moc of me... but, I'll get some pictures posted in here tomorrow. I love suspense, don't you?
Since we restored our computer our flash software has worked better. Which means I can pop the bubble wrap! I have fallen under the evil spell... of the Bubble Wrap Demon.
What happens if you are scared half to death twice?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human beings would eat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all four? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Insanity rocks! Trust me I know. Now that my compy is fixed I can actually type up my Interview with Insanity.
"We have a firm commitment to NATO we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is defferent from the other 49 states. Well all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"What a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the enviornment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
That's all for this edition ot Wisdom with Kohaku... Also, this is not my Interview with Insanity.
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