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Pie And Chips For Free

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 30 2006 · 31 views
There was someone I was going to blame for that title.... I forgot who it was though.

If you actually want pie and chips... that evil guy ate them. tongue.gif

(This is most likely the lamest entry in the history of entrys. Just try to prove me wrong.)



Random Stuff - Blog Stuff - Crazy Stuff

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 29 2006 · 27 views
Let's see... I'm going crazy, but you knew that already.

I need to get my Blog Pimp'd, it would look so much better. tongue.gif But who will get to help me... I still am not in the knowing of that yet.

Fawful: Kohaku, please give me a chance to do it.

No, all you will do is make 50 content blocks all saying, "I Have Fury!" (Can you even have that many?)

Fawful: So, what? Fury is awesome!

Indeed it is. But you already changed my subtitle on my blog.

Anywho, I've been working on my epic again. I'll hopefully have Chapter 3 up tomorrow. And I have idea's for Chapter 4... I think, those who have read it will be pleased...

Also, I've noticed that people have trouble getting their friend code when they start with wifi... so, I'm thinking of putting up an entry helping people get their friend code(s).



300th Win On Hunters...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 28 2006 · 51 views

I have reached my 300th win on Metroid Prime Hunters. Which means, it's time to party! smile.gif

Party's are fun!

Yes they are. Get's out long range Sniper Rifle and shoots the ultimate party crasher, Evil Lord Survurlode. Well, I'm too nice to take over his power now. So he can live on in the refresh button OF YOUR DOOM a little longer.

Oh, and the red text is Fawful. He's evil and insane. tongue.gif



Interview With Vezon, I Mean Insanity Part 3

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 27 2006 · 29 views
After recovering from my wounds (who knew Vahki had frying pans,) I met with Vezon again...

Kohaku: Hello, Vezon.
Vezon: How the heck are you knowing that? Who sent you?! Are you with the CIA?
Kohaku: I read the story. My blog on BZPower sent me. No I’m not.
Vezon: How did you get past my guardians?
Kohaku: A special ID Card.
Vezon: Oh, ok…
Kohaku: People claim you’ll do their work for them. Is this true?
Vezon: No. *Hand’s Kohaku future news stories for BZPower*
Kohaku: What do you do instead of stand and wait?
Vezon: Fenrakk and I play Uno.
Kohaku: Are you going to kill the Piraka?
Vezon: I can’t answer that. Remember the Lego guy. The one who tried to kill you.
Kohaku: I have heard that Lego is working with some evil guy. Is this true?
Vezon: I can’t answer that, um I have to go destroy the intruders. *Runs away*

He is hiding something but I was forced to leave... not before Fawful came with me though.

Fawful: Hi, this blog is now my new home.
Kohaku: Why.
Fawful: Because. AlL yOuR bLoG aRe BeLoNg To Me.
Kohaku: ...



Master Kohaku, I Now Be!

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 27 2006 · 41 views

I be tellin' the truth.


I now rule all, cept the legends of Hunters. I be happy now. Oh and Link:Hero of Time was my newest victim

(Sorry for the blurry picture it was the best one that my camera took.)



Interview With Insanity Part 2

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 26 2006 · 38 views

I am Kohaku. But you knew that, right. tongue.gif I have met up with Vezon and talked with him. Here it is...

Lego Guy: Kohaku, please come with me.
Kohaku: Um, why?
Lego Guy: You interview has spoilers.
Kohaku: So...
Lego Guy: For the next 20 years! *Pulls out Vahki*
Kohaku: This can't end well...

So, my interview has been cut short... I'll have to talk with him again tomorrow... My head hurts now... evil Lego guys...



Interview With Insanity Part 1

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 25 2006 · 54 views

So, I was on my way to do an interview with Vezon. You see, at the bottom of the 777 stairs to the chamber of the mask of life, there was a shop. But not an ordinary shop, thus my interview was changed forever… It became a two for one deal!

Interview with Insanity Part 1

Kohaku: Why is there a shop here?
???: Because it is for the selling. The selling of Zamor.
Kohaku: …
???: I have boredom… Now that I have a guest… I have… FURY! I say to you WELCOME!
Kohaku: Um… ok, do I even want to know to what am I welcomed?
???: Sure. Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor!
Kohaku: So… you are Fawful?

Fawful: Yes. In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels! All who come with beans leave with Zamor Spheres so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!
Kohaku: What about you, what made you become crazy?
Fawful: What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
Kohaku: That’s mean…
Fawful: You are like a brainless cat that is too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
Kohaku: Never insult cats. They are awesome.
Fawful: …My tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging. Do you dare hear?
Kohaku: Um, ok…

Fawful: Then now you listen!
I am here, merchant of Zamor, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the island next door, Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad Toa came. Red and green bad Toa. I had the punishment with hammers and flying jumps on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering… Red! And green!


Those heroes of badness! My brain aches at their armor! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.


They had evil mustaches! Hairs like the tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!

I have calm.

I am waiting like an elevator.

I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor, but… the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!



D-Did I… have insanity?
Did I… have evil?
I suppress the fury, but sometimes… the fury has me. Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.

Kohaku: Are you ok? And the Toa had mustaches?
Fawful: P-please… I will be fine. No worring for Fawful. Yes they did. We talk of beans. Beans and Zamor… we begin trading!

Kohaku: What are beans, and where are they?
Fawful: The beans hide in the dirts of this world like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.

Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.

You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean! Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies! You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.

If you get many beans, you get many, Zamor at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Zamor.

Kohaku: Ok…

Fawful: We have currently in stock….

10 Beans - Grammar Zamor – Destroys bad grammar.
20 Beans – Spammer Zamor - Destroys evil spam.
50 Beans – Rumor Zamor – I have no idea what this one does…

Kohaku: I don’t have any beans though!
Fawful: I have anger and pity… If you want Zamor, you are capturing beans! BEANS!

This concludes today’s interview. For I am camped out in Voya Nui to go and talk to Vezon tomorrow.



A Quest To Stop Evil...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 24 2006 · 16 views

I am embarking on a quest to capture Evil Lord Surverlode. The evil guy discovered by bonesiii at his blog. You see after chasing down TSO and adding his heart to my collection, one evil guy has still escaped my grasp. We must hunt him and destroy the awesome bubble wrap that he gives us. Therefore, take your Mustard Guns and capture him. He has the power to destroy all... even the universe.

Also, on an unrelated note... Pluto is no longer a planet. We will miss you Pluto!



Battling Watashi Wa In Hunters....

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 23 2006 · 15 views

It was a three way match... Watashi Wa, Alku toa of rahi, and I. I'll give you guys the basic run down of the battle.

1st - Kohaku
2nd - Watashi Wa
3rd - Alku toa of rahi

I would like to congratulate Watashi Wa for being the first person to kill me with the Power Beam. The most basic weapon in the game!

Also, I went to a Brewer game today. Colorado Rockies at The Brewers.

R, H, E (In that order)
Rockies 1 6 0
Brewers 7 6 0

It was a good game. And very fun. biggrin.gif



A Moc Of Kohaku...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 22 2006 · 19 views

Yes, a Moc has been made of me and sent to me via PM. Keep in mind that as of now he decided not to make a topic of it. It was made by Alku toa of rahi. I asked him if I could post it here and he said yes. So on with the links to a Moc of Kohaku.

Battle Ready Pose
Goodbye Zaktan
Sniping Some Spam
Imperialist (Sniper Rifle)

The reason he gave me a Sniper Rifle is because of my sniping in Metroid Prime Hunters. Although I've destroyed my foes with all of the weapons at some point or another.




Posted by Kohaku , Aug 21 2006 · 21 views

Yeah, I have an Octolith. You may not know what they are, but all you need to know is they are awesome. tongue.gif What I mean by that is on Metroid Prime Hunters, I've beaten the game 100%.

In other news, I have restarted work on my epic, Chapter 3 will be up soon. Plus the comedy that I'll be working on has been started... again. My computer didn't help because it died, so I lost all of that plus my log files... it was very annoying. I have to re-type all of it. *sigh*

Also, a friend of mine has made a moc of me... but, I'll get some pictures posted in here tomorrow. I love suspense, don't you?



Headache And Bubble Wrap Demons

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 20 2006 · 21 views
Real Life
I had a horrible headache yesterday. Which is why I didn't post an entry. I didn't do anything after that thing hit me.

Since we restored our computer our flash software has worked better. Which means I can pop the bubble wrap! I have fallen under the evil spell... of the Bubble Wrap Demon.



Insane Wisdom Of Kohaku #2.56293 Or Something...

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 18 2006 · 13 views

Let's see... Now it is time for wisdom that is mine... unlike that last entry which was some other guy's wisdom. tongue.gif And they are also things to be pondered.

What happens if you are scared half to death twice?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human beings would eat?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all four? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Insanity rocks! Trust me I know. tongue.gif Now that my compy is fixed I can actually type up my Interview with Insanity.



Insane Wisdom Of Kohaku #2

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 17 2006 · 11 views

It's that time again for wisdom! Ok, so it ain't my wisdom... not this time. This wisdom comes from a guy named Dan Qualye a former U.S. Vice President. And he is insane.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is defferent from the other 49 states. Well all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"What a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the enviornment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

That's all for this edition ot Wisdom with Kohaku... Also, this is not my Interview with Insanity.



Restoring Our Computer

Posted by Kohaku , Aug 16 2006 · 26 views
Real Life
Our computer died a few days ago. Such as internet, so I haven't been on in a while. We got internet back after restoring our computer. We still have a lot of programs that must be added, such as my Nintendo Wifi USB Connector. I am back with my ZOMBIE computer though! Muahahahahaha!


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