The Adventures Of Brubby 2
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Okay. I found the error of the last one. Don't expect to see anything like it again.
And please don't discuss it here. I know what it is. That doesn't mean, if you don't know it, that you have to know it.
(Sound of telephone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. Hello?
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson!
MR. ALDERSON. Is this Brubby?!
BRUBBY. This is Brubby!
MR. ALDERSON. What do you want, Brubby? I'm expecting an important phone call and I don't want to waste my time talking to you!
BRUBBY. Um. . . Is your refrigerator. . . um. . . on fire?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Then you'd better go catch it! Ha ha ha. . . ha. . . Bye.
MR. ALDERSON. I'll get that Brubby!
(Sound of telephone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. Hello?
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson? This is Brubby again. . .
MR. ALDERSON. Wha- What do you want this time, Brubby?
BRUBBY. Um. . . Is Mr. Roof there?
MR. ALDERSON. You've already asked me that!
BRUBBY. Okay. Um. . . Is Mrs. Roof there?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Are there any Roofs there?
MR. ALDERSON. No!
BRUBBY. Um. . . Is Mr. Roof there?
MR. ALDERSON. NO!
BRUBBY. Then, what's. . . holding up your car? Ha ha ha. . . ha. . .
MR. ALDERSON. I'LL GET YOU, BRUBBY!
BRUBBY. Waah! (Hangs up.)
(Sound of phone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. Now what is it, Brubby?!
GUY. Hello. This is your very important call.
MR. ALDERSON. Finally.
(Sound of beep.)
MR. ALDERSON. Hang on. I've got another call. (Switches calls.) Hello?
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson!
MR. ALDERSON. What now, Brubby?!
BRUBBY. Is your refrigerator on fire?
MR. ALDERSON. NO!
BRUBBY. Then, what's. . . holding up your car? Ha ha ha... ha...
MR. ALDERSON. I'LL GET YOU, BRUBBY!
BRUBBY. Waah! (Hangs up.)
(Mr. Alderson switches calls.)
MR. ALDERSON. Sorry. Now, let's discuss this...
GUY. I'm sorry, you ignored me for so long that I found someone else to sell the cruise tickets to. Sorry. (Hangs up.)
(Sound of phone ringing.)
MR. ALDERSON. What?!
BRUBBY. Mr. Alderson!
MR. ALDERSON. I'LL GET YOU, BRUBBY!
BRUBBY. Waah! (Hangs up.)
END.
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