Germany! Germany! I made a song for you!
Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place!
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner.
The food doesn't taste terrible like British stuff either.
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven. That's what Germany is!
But why are all the Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation.
My heart is so afraid that I'm going to cry. The girls are so big too.
Is it your hobby to bust barrels of beer every day?
When you can't get up to the cold morning light
But you don't get to sleep in [still dreaming]
And everybody only wants to fight
You're up against never being right
When the worries of the world hold your feet
And there's little left to believe in
Today is going to be a better one
There's nothing more to take in
That's going wrong
Old pale memories of someone you knew
Keep crawling through the back of your mind [stealing time]
In the daylight you're crossing all your wires
So I might end up entering the Short Story contest. Might. Since it's pretty broad and I've got a pretty awesome idea. Then again, my idea for the Epics contest we had was absurdly awesome, like, the greatest thing of all time. It basically involved some guy ranting and raving paranoid like, and no answers were given besides "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG." and I basically stole blatantly from the Illuminatus Trilogy until I gave up.
HOWEVER! Whether or not I actually do enter, I shall use thi
FIRST OFF YOU HAVE NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE A SPOILER BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE READING IT RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL FIND MY REACTION TO BE OBVIOUS.
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LARISKA.
JOHMAK, WHO IS THAT ONE CHICK IN THE ORDER OF MATA NUI WHO INSTANTLY COMES UP WITH COOL LINES
TAHU
SOME OTHER GUYS I THINK, MAYBE
THAT HAS TO BE THE GREATEST TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED.
This had better be the best serial ever to give the dues proper to how awesome this
SO YEAH GUESS WAT GUYZ. GUESS WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
IF YOU GUESSED "READ LIKE, THIRTY PAGES THAT YOU ONLY STARTED AT 1 AM BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND ALSO WRITE A BUNCHA STUFF FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU ONLY READ HALF OF A FEW DAYS AGO AND ALSO THERE WAS APPARENTLY THIS ONE ASSIGNMENT THAT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING THAT I HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON, WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHAT IT WAS THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALREADY DONE," THEN YES, YOU WOULD BE ABSOLUTE
Pretty much consisted of me avoiding going to some church party because I wasn't in the mood to be asked a ton of questions about college and I wanted to avoid an evening of pre-packaged answers to satiate the curiosity of people I don't care about, and people who don't care about my answer.
Then we couldn't get anyone over except my sister's boyfriend, but it was arright. We watched that crazy Dick Clark thing for about five minutes and felt once again, disappointed, since the ball dropping
A gigantic box of green tea.
Like, 200 teabags worth of Bigelow green tea. And considering that, prior to this, my largest supply was the cheap Lipton stuff that both came in bulk and was vaguely undrinkable, this is a very good thing. Now I need to get just a few extra herbal and white teas, and maybe some Earl Grey, since I'm getting into that recently for whatever reason.
The Star Wars Pop-Up Book.
This is seriously the coolest thing I own. Pop up Lando? Pop up Admiral Ackbar? Pop up Dea
SO I GOT AN XBOX 360 FOR CHRISTMAS.
I ALSO GOT FALLOUT 3 FOR THE XBOX 360 FOR CHRISTMAS.
IT IS NOT AS BAD A GAME AS THE XBOX 360 IS A TERRIBLE SYSTEM BECAUSE IT MANAGED TO DESTROY THE DISK ENTIRELY AFTER WHAT, TWO DAYS OF ME OWNING AND PLAYING IT?
As for the game itself? The what, five something hours that I've played it It was arright. Had potential.
I liked the previous Fallout games quite a bit. They aren't my favorite games ever, but I'm extremely happy that games like them actua
So 'tis the night before Christmas. Or maybe actually Christmas. Whateva'. Time is relative more often than not. Either way, CHRISTMAS.
Now, I actually really like Christmas because I am a huge dweeb. I mean seriously. I have minimal patience for those who would slander Santa Claus. What'd he ever do to you maaaaaan? If he sees you being bad, he might just give you coal. And seriously, do you know anyone who's seriously gotten nothing but coal in their stocking come Christmas? If like, the go
1. Stalking John Hodgman.
2. Stalking NASA.
3. Stalking fictional characters and historical figures. (This is good about every website where people make in-character profiles for fictional characters and historical figures.)
4. Unquestionable proof of Santa's existence, since I am stalking him on Twitter.
5. And now stalking BZP.
6. Oh yeah, and stalking John Hodgman.
SO HI GUYS
1. YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE. SERIOUSLY. ALL OF YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
2. TWITTER YAAAAY I'VE HAD ONE FOR A WHILE NOW YOU CAN SEE ME TALKING ABOUT TEA AND MUSIC AND LYRICS AND HOW LAZY I AM LIKE ALL THE TIME AND SWEARING!
3. SO THE CHRONICLER'S COMPANY PODCAST.
We finished recording the first episode.
It is going to be so awesome. Seriously. BEST EVAR.
Okay, honestly we're a little shaky at this point, but we're still awesome, and once we hit our stride, we'l
Same as it ever was...
same as it ever was...
same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
same as it ever was...
same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...
same as it ever was..
So basically this is my favorite thing to do. Because it's fun. And because the one friend I have that always gets all of my songs all at once isn't on BZP (like, seriously, ALL OF THEM), so I can drag this on for longer. Yay!
Step 1: Put iTunes on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line or so from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone g
I considered entering this time, since the theme sounds like lots of fun, and we need more entries that aren't about Linken Park. I mean seriously, looking over the entries, I see all of like, five bands I like. One of these is David Bowie. The other is Weird Al Yankovic. The other is Beethovan. However, mad props to the one who made one based off of Neutral Milk Hotel. A Neutral Milk Hotel song that I've never heard. Impressive. Most impressive.
SO YEAH IF ANYONE CAN MAKE AN MOC BASED ON UP
GUESS WHAT'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
AGAIN. I decided to bring back my blog. Because a year's worth of PMship costs about as much as I spend on tea every week. I REGRET NOTHING.
Also because I now have my own money. Sort of. Well, my own bank account and sporadic payments for what amounts to volunteer work. So therefore, PayPal. Haha.
And this also makes me a OCBZP. Even though I already own a copper Huna. I got it in the least Outstanding Citizen way I could think of. They had them for free in li
Yeah, so you know that this is going to be kickin' rad. It was inevitable, especially considering that KotOR was kind of what revived the whole Star Wars roleplaying thing in the first place. But I'm still glad that it exists right now. Hopefully it'll take a hint from the old West End games stuff and start adding in new stuff. But even if it doesn't, it'd be nice to have some stats so that I can play Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders. (aka The logical height of Mandalorian awesomeness.)
It is also sad
So yeah, any other ex-Premier Members reviving their old blogs for one last "huzzah!" and looking like they have always been meant to be there? Are you contributing to the influx of new entries with a blog that already has about a hundred entries but hasn't been updated since your PMship ran out in February, but not to the influx of new blogs, since it's existed for four months and a year? Or has existed ever since the last Everyone is a Premier Member Week?
Yeah. It's pretty exciting, innit
So yeah, since it's now EVERY IS A PREMIER MEMBER week, you know what this means.
Yep. I will consider reviving my blog, like, a lot, but will fail to do so.
SO HELLO THAR EVERYONE!
WELCOME TO THE MINISERIES RETURN OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED BLOG OF KRAHKA!!!
CAPS-LOCK SHALL ENSUE.
So yeah. I did it. I published every one of my drafts, just like I said I would. I left, like, three, two of which were basically the same thing as something else, and one of which I don't really think would be a good idea to publish for somewhat personal reasons. The rest, however, are up for your perusal.
Lots of them were drafts for a very good reason, like they might be offensive, or they are completely incoherent and they leave things completely unfinished. Lots of them were drafts becau
My brother and I are both huge music geeks. My major areas of interest are modern Canadian indie pop, New Weird America and outsider music. His are mostly British hip hop-ish stuff, strange electronic soundscapes, and
We both love jazz. However, he's more Miles Davis and Charlie Parker, I'm more Billie Holiday and Scott Joplin. And we both love Sun Ra, but c'mon, who don't love the Sun Ra? And I needa get him my Moondog . . .
He listens to music that gets 10s, 6s and nothing at all on Pitch
So I was searching for fnords on BZPower using the magical searching tool that this website has.
I am disappointed in you all. You've all been brainwashed by the Bavarian Illuminati fnord. Don't let the Legions of the Grayface get you down!
The Goddess prevails . . .
Good evening.
It has come to my attention that at least five people have serious issues with this site, so serious, in fact, that they feel the need to PM me some generic message that they obviously PMed to an unknown number of other people, since they do not even note my name, nor the fact that I am probably the single most ineffectual person you could possibly PM in regards to that.
In fact, the five previous PMs in my inbox are all from five different people I have never heard of in my li
So yeah. Hello. I still live. I'm just in places. From beyond THE GRAVE.
Yeah, um, yeah. I've no idea when my PMship runs out, since I do not for the life of me recall how much I sent in for. I think it was a year. That'd make sense. Maybe lifetime, since that'd also make sense. Can't be six months, since six months have already passed, at least, I think they have.
Here are the things I've been up to since I last posted. On BZP. At all.
1. I've been playing WAY TOO MUCH Phoenix Wright
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JOANNA NEWSOM
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NEW PORNOGRAPHERS
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JAZZ
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OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP
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NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL
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GOGOL BORDELLO
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STRANGE RECORDS THAT YOU FIND IN THRIFT STORES
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OF THE AVANT GARDE
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UNPRETENTIOUS FUN STUFF
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ALT-COUNTRY
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CANADIAN MUSIC
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COMPLICATED MUSIC
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LYRICS WITH UNIQUE SUBJECTS
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