Jailbreak Entry posted by Protosteel August 31, 2010 468 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise. What do you do?
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 Go back to sleep. You are not tired. >Remove adhesive tape. Quiet you. Build a key out of pieces and escape There are no pieces with which to build a key, and even if there were, you don't see a keyhole of any sort. Why is there a key and a pumpkin on the floor What pumpkin? >Be the Mayor of Can Town I'm sorry, I am not familiar with "the Mayor of Can Town". Quote Link to comment
believe victims Posted August 31, 2010 Why is there a key and a pumpkin on the floor What pumpkin? Oh, I see what you did thar. Grow large, muscular arms. Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 Oh, I see what you did thar. Grow large, muscular arms. He already has arms, stupid! Quote Link to comment
Xaeraz Posted August 31, 2010 > Attempt to pry open window YES I WILL BE FOLLOWING THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 Intriguing? I don't recognize that command. > Attempt to pry open window YES I WILL BE FOLLOWING THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT There are no objects around with which to "pry open window". Quote Link to comment
believe victims Posted August 31, 2010 > Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 I'd use the key on the floor door. What door? > Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm What pumpkin? Quote Link to comment
Toa of Dancing Posted August 31, 2010 Okay then. I will use the key on the floor. Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 Okay then. I will use the key on the floor. You press the key firmly against the floor. Unsurprisingly, nothing happens. Quote Link to comment
Toa of Dancing Posted August 31, 2010 I'll bash the bars until they break (with the key) and then crawl through, making sure I don't kill myself. Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 > Look for keyhole You turn around and notice a door with a keyhole. I'll bash the bars until they break (with the key) and then crawl through, making sure I don't kill myself. You're pretty sure that'd break the key before the bars. Quote Link to comment
Protosteel Posted August 31, 2010 Smash pumpkin against door. I beg your pardon? Quote Link to comment
Ace Rimmer Posted September 2, 2010 >Press R To Restart Life And Dont Do What Got You There. Quote Link to comment
exomahri Posted September 18, 2010 use key as crow bar to bend or remove one of the bars on the window. Quote Link to comment
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