Occasionally there occurs an event of such incredible idiocy, such incomprehensible ignorance, such unreachable asininity, such impossible imbecility, such unfathomable lunacy, that there is naught to do but follow the being that has committed this act of fatuousness into their warped world of pulpous walls and amaranthine confinement where you will forever rot until you fall into an infinite abyss, never to be seen again.
In other news, Bernoulli's principle states that the a fast-moving fluid has a lower pressure than a slow moving fluid, and is essential to aerodynamics.