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#121 Offline LehvakLah

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Posted Jun 04 2013 - 11:13 PM

[Hannah]: PANIC!

 

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HOLY SWEET POTATO!

 

 

[Hannah]: Catch breath

 

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Law' t'underin' jesus. Your heart is racin! Man, maybe you should lay off the sodium a little. Just gotta catch your breath. Phew!Thank goodness you're both safe.

 

 

 

[Hannah]: Make sure Pommes is safe.

 

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Pommes?

 

 

 

[Hannah]: Search for Pommes

 

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Suddenly, you hear a series of sharp barks from your new backdoor.

 

 

 

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Stones rain down outside as the mesa above you crumbles. Pommes must be nuts! He's gonna get flattened like a latke out there.

 

 

 

[Hannah]: Save your dog!

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Your poor dog! You call out to him. Desperation sets in...but how can you save him when it's so dangerous to go out? Metric tons of rock crash down from above, missing him by inches.But you can't save him.You're too afraid.

 

 

 

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Pommes suddenly finds himself as your steed.Yeehaw! You scurry on back to the relative safety of your house. The one that crumbled like cardboard just a minute ago.Phew!

 

 

 

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You return and take all the necessary precautions one would expect when one's life is being threatened by thousands of tons of rock hurtling from the sky. You decide now would be a really good time to get on the internet and check on everyone, and you're absolutely right to do so. You're as safe as a freshly sliced potato sitting innocently next to a warmed up frier. No way you're gonna be in the hot oil anytime soon, no sir!Oh look, Andrew's messaging you.

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#122 Offline InnerRayg

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Posted Jun 06 2013 - 02:04 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou are now....[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe Larcenous Warden. And your communicator has just blown up in your face.This makes you angry.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageWhat an impudent little philistine. The nerve of that over anaerobically metabolized primate. You've wiped your various organic material depository ducts with sheets of compressed fiber possessing higher intelligence than him. The nerve. THE AUDACITY.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Get Revenge[/font]Posted ImageYou can't wait to get someone else to really teach him a lesson. You'd never sully your own scarf with such base actions. It's a handmade original.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Drink more hipster coffee[/font]Posted ImageYes, regaining your composure is important. Emotions really are such a bad habit that you indulge far too often. You retrieve your precious beverage from your VINTAGE MODUS. Nothing like the classics.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageMmm. The finest ground beans harvested from a world no longer in existence. You'll settle for nothing less.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageSometimes it takes a few minutes for the captcha card to develop, but anything good is worth waiting for. Only the best for the best.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Leave hub room.[/font]Posted ImageThere's really no reason to leave. You're perfectly fine sitting in this dank human factory room with these horridly soft pink monkeys. Yes, you think staying here is definitely the best option. It has nothing to do with the fact that the doors won't recognize your clear superiority. Such ignorant machines really are beneath your consideration anyway.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Call for help.[/font]Posted ImageNot that you can anymore, but why would you want to even if you could? You have everything you could want right here. A cup half full of freshly brewed beans. A bunch of tubes that glow enough for you to pretend to read your obscure alien literature. A computer with the ability to rewrite human history. You know, the creature comforts.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Find someone else to open the doors[/font]Posted ImageThe only person who can get you in and out of this room is that cretin who just blew up your device, unless one of these pedants wake up. It's why you and your cohorts agreed to work with him in the first place - he was an asset, until now.It doesn't bother you that you can't leave - it just irritates you that you need his help to if you ever did.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou'll never understand what is so special about having imagination anyway.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageUgh. How disgusting. One of -them- is wriggling around a little.


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#123 Offline InnerRayg

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Posted Jun 13 2013 - 04:06 PM

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#124 Offline DeeVee

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Posted Jun 13 2013 - 11:26 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][LW]: Be the wriggling boy[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou are now the wriggling boy.[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageWhat will you do?[font="verdana;"][???]: Identify surroundings[/font]Posted ImageSure man, no problem.looks like you're having a dream.[font="verdana;"][???]: Go outside.[/font]Posted ImageUh. Sure.How.Anyone out there?A lil help?[font="verdana;"][LW]: Reveal your nefarious plot![/font]Posted ImageRAAAAARGLLEBARGLEGRAAAH!You reveal your nefarious plot to scare the brick out of this worthless peon by jumping out at him from behind something.Truly, your intellectual abilities are astounding.[font="verdana;"][LW]: Succeed[/font]Posted ImageYour plan is a tremendous success.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou chuckle to yourself. It's always nice to put these hominids in their place.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageServes him right for existing.[font="verdana;"][LW]::::[/font]Posted ImageIs anybody cooler than you?You seriously doubt it.[font="verdana;"][???]: Suddenly appear[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]: Be cooler than him[/font]Posted ImageIs anyone cooler than you? You seriously doubt it.[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageOoph.[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageOh man. That hurts.Yeah. You're gonna rest for a minute.[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]: Wake up[/font]Posted Image[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageOh boy. That hurts. You're not even exaggerating even a little bit.[font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe HUMANITY. Your anguish is so palpable you could make a nice soup from it if you really wanted to. You're not sure you've ever experienced such excruciating pain. Who knew having some minor bruises could be so terrible![font="verdana;"][???]::::[/font]Posted ImageGuess that's what you get for trying to ride your bike to your job. Life is so hard. But you will persevere. After all, whether people know it yet or not you're gonna be the one to change the world. You're a star in the making. Everyone knows that![font="verdana;"][???]: Reveal name.[/font]Posted ImageThere's no way everyone doesn't already know this, but we'll pretend someone out there is just that sheltered.Your name is PATRICK DARKLIGHTER. Yes, of THE Darklighters, famed for all their exploits a long, long time ago. Isn't this common knowledge already? People in galaxies far, far away know this stuff, you're pretty sure. Anyway, we'll continue on like they don't. After all, you never get tired of telling stories. Especially ones where you're the main character.Those are the BEST stories.Anyway, as we were saying, your name is PATRICK DARKLIGHTER, and you love stories. Once you start talking, entire rooms have been known to be drawn into your charisma, your words, just LOST in the mysteries and tangled webs you weave. You can't help it that you like to talk, after all, it's not your fault if other people keep listening. If they didn't want you to talk, they could just stop listening. But no one ever does. ###### you're good at talking. You could just talk all day. Stories, politics, religion, literatute, nerd stuff, photography, just name it.Of course, when it comes to discussions about OPINIONS, there are none stronger than yours. You believe passionately in the things you believe, and you will suffer no fools. If you believe someone holds an opinion that hurts you or your friends, or anyone, really, you will often lash out in a manner you think of as forceful and succinct, but can really just be cold and biting. Hey, it's not your fault that others aren't as keen on your verbose-yet-succinct methodology. And it's not your fault that other people are just continuously WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING.You currently live in a place. It is a cool place, and it is not a thing you like to talk about, oddly. It's a recent move, but hey, sometimes things don't work as planned, and dreams don't always come true. In fact, dreams are really just that- dreams. No matter what anyone else says. DREAMS ARE NOT REAL.You, of course, are best known for your work in the plastic building-block toy world, as one of its most favorite sons. What's that? Can you build things all on your own? Son, you build things that others would spend lifetimes dreaming of how to build. And you do it in a day. You've made the majority of your life connections through this hobby, and you've heard something about some video game thing through one of them. You're cautiously optimistic. Games are sometimes fun, after all.Seriously, you could talk about this stuff all day. But I mean, come on, there's no way you didn't already know this stuff. And you've got stuff to do!


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Posted Jun 21 2013 - 12:18 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Pat]: Take a deep, invigorating breath to wake yourself up[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageYou attempt to take a deep, invigorating breath, but the bruises from your biking accident hurt so it becomes a halting, regular-depth, slightly-painful breath.But it still succeeds in waking you up, so that's something?[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Be so tsundere[/font]Posted ImageYou're not sure what that means, though you know it has something do with the animes. You think it has something to do with aloof anime schoolgirls?The visual of yourself as a cute-aloof-yet-secretly-lovestruck anime schoolgirl creeps you out.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Call up cousin Gavin. You know, of THE Darklighters.[/font]Posted ImageYour cousin Gavin? You mean, your great-great-so on ancestor from a long, long time ago?You're not really big on talking to dead peeps. Not really your style. You prefer your ancestor Biggs, anyway. For obvious reasons.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Beware the CURSE OF THE DARKLIGHTERS.[/font]Posted ImageThe only curse the DARKLIGHTERS suffer is of being too awesome.Haha, suck it non-DARKLIGHTERS![font="verdana;"][Pat]: Bask in your own glory[/font]Posted ImageMan, that last joke was so great you feel compelled to bask in your own glory.Who are we kidding, do you really need an excuse to do that?You bask. We all bask. Everyone basks in your glory. And it feels so good.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: hey is that a spider i see because man i sure love that spider[/font]Posted ImageEveryone loves that spider. Who wouldn't? It's one of your (many) works of staggering genius with the bricks.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Play with your awesome mocs.[/font]Posted ImageWoah, play? These things are important works of art, you don't just take them off the shelf and play with them! NO TOUCHING!Still...[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Put Master Chief MOC in a silly pose[/font]Posted ImageWho is Master Chief? This here is Sarge! In fact, that sort of title sounds just like something a member of the varmint blue team would say.You pose Sarge in a manner more becoming of someone of his stature. Suck it blues![font="verdana;"][Pat]: Build another dragon[/font]Posted ImageYou're working on it, promise! But these things take time. For now, we'll be content with the one we've got.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Cut pieces[/font]Posted ImageWOAH THERE BLUE, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE ON THE RED TEAM.You seethe at the mere mention of such a hack maneuver. Only those who lack the creative fortitude and IMAGINATION necessary to become behemoths of art resort to such methodology. Cutting parts is cheating, no ifs-and-or-buts about it. Sure, some people build some nice things that also contain cut parts, but those MOCs will always be just interesting asides, neat little sideshows in the real world of competitive artistic plastic-brick-toy building.You look down on anyone who cuts parts as a second-class builder. The audacity and lack of creativity makes your hair bristle.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Captchalogue the awesome dragon MOC[/font]Posted ImageDone and done. Your CREATIONARY MODUS snaps up the dragon without a problem, depositing it in the most appropriate color. The thing is the only way to get it out is to use the provided red blocks to build a small MoC of the item in question. Which means to get the giant dragon made out of Lego bricks, you have to build a tiny dragon out of lego bricks.Yeah. Gotta love redundancy.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: read mysterious inscriptions[/font]Posted ImageWhat could they mean?? You decide to make decoding these your top priority.Just kidding, that would be stupid. You can't imagine anyone thinking it'd be a good idea to waste their time investigating these dumb scribbles.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Add your signature to the benches[/font]Posted ImageVANDALISM IS WRONG.(You do it anyway)[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Marvel at your rare misbound copy of Huckleberry Finn[/font]Posted ImageOh Huck Finn! You know that many scholars point to the Great Gatsby as The Great American Novel, but you know that they are WRONG WRONG WRONG. Mark Twain is the finest American novelist of all time, and his grasp of diction, characterization, and cultural synthesis combines perfectly in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn to become The REAL Great American Novel. No other novel truly encapsulates the American ability to both rise above institutional evils while also encapsulating the American ability to still believe in those very institutions. Not to mention the American love of ignoring rules and laws they don't like!Plus, Huck Finn utters the most powerful words in all of American Literature when faced with the prospect of freeing Jim or being ###### for all eternity: "All right then, I'll go to ######".Powerful ###### words, man.This copy is bound wrong. But that's just how Twain would have liked it.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Contemplate love for Ohio State.[/font]Posted ImageXCUSE ME but how many NCAA national championships does this "Ohio State" have? You don't know, but you know it's a lot less than the FIFTY-ONE the GREAT UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA STATE has won. That's FOURTH ALL TIME, everyone. You don't play around with this stuff! You get your ORANGE ON, you COWBOY UP, you are a POKE 4 LYFE, son. You spent four glorious years at this university, and you are proud of every single one.And you should have played for the BCS National Championship after that spectacular 2011 season. You are still a little bitter, in fact. 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Posted Jul 01 2013 - 11:29 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Pat]: Take apart all your MOCs to make better MOCs[/font][/font]Posted ImageYou used to do this regularly, but since you became an adult with the ability to buy parts at a whim, you keep them all together now. It makes it easier to have MOCs to display at conventions and stuff too![font="verdana;"][Pat]: Sit in one of many choice seating arrangements[/font]Posted ImageOne of the many, many, many awesome perks of your current living situations are these SWEET CHAIRS. They remind you of those old Greyhound bus rides you took with Raymond years and years ago. Ahhh, such good times those were!They led to such great things! Which led to an amazing person!And then terrible things.Yeesh. You decide to think about something else. Lest Terry Shaw come up from his grave-you're-certain-he-has-to-be-in-now and get you.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Think about your favorite bands.[/font]Posted ImageYou love so many bands! You're not a music snob like your friend Andrew, you'll listen to pretty much everything. Catchy Top 40 pop music? You'll Party in the USA all day long. Early 2000s Punk Rock? You're down with some snotty Fall Out Boy. Hip-Hop? You love taking it Yeezy. Of course, you'll always have Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, and Relient K. Bastions of classic rock? Definitely not, but you'll take Ben Gibbard following you into the dark over those goofy British guys Andrew's always talking about any day.(Just kidding, you know who the Monkees are.)(Also, you really do like modern music better. SOMEBODY has to balance this classic rock love-fest out.)(Also Ben Gibbard is a genius.)[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Dodge the incoming attack.[/font]Posted ImageYou are certain that Andrew knows of your musical tastes and isn't planning any attack.You still feel slightly nervous though.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Imagine an argument in your head and get mad[/font]Posted ImageYou start to think about Andrew's irritating musical snobbery, and it starts to make you angry...Nah, you're good. Getting angry about such a thing would be silly! I mean, just because he ignores ENTIRE SWATHS OF AMAZING TALENT AND ABILITY to focus on a bygone era that he hasn't even explored all of (heaven forbid someone listen to any of the music that HASN'T been touted as "BEST OF ALL TIME" from that era. NEWSFLASH! The "CLASSIC ROCK" period had a lot of terrible music too.)Okay, maybe it's time to think of ANOTHER something else...[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Retrieve communicative device. [/font]Posted ImageYou decide to get on the old Internet. See what the modern world is up to. They didn't have the INTERNET during the "classic rock" period either. Score one for modern music.You retrieve your laptop from the box containing ALL YOUR WORLDLY POSESSIONS(But seriously, you're pretty down with classic rock too. You like a lot of that stuff!)[font="verdana;"][Pat]:::: [/font]Posted ImageThe last of the really good times floods your screen. You know since everything went to ###### ###### just a few moments later, and led directly to your current existence that you should probably move on. But you have a hard time letting go of that memory. Everything felt so perfect, like things in life had finally, FINALLY all fallen into their perfect places.[font="verdana;"][Pat]:::: [/font]Posted ImageYou don't know why things always seem to go to ######. But they do. You had big dreams, you two did.But dreams aren't real.It's not your fault other people can't see that. After all, your dream decayed in front of your eyes, just a few moments after this image was taken.This is the last of The Dream.[font="verdana;"][Pat]:::: [/font]Posted ImageDreams aren't real.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Google your screen name[/font]Posted ImageYou decide what the hey. It's not like you have your username tag tracked on any social networking sites...Hey, everyone deserves to know what's being said of them.[font="verdana;"][Pat]::::[/font]Posted ImageYep, still just a lot of "PAT IS AWESOME HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT EVERY ARGUMENT YEAH WAY TO STAND UP FOR COOL KIDS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"You knew it. You ignore the negative "PAT IS A MEANFACE" comments. Clearly some people don't take to losing arguments well.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: Be summoned![/font]Posted ImageYou see someone is trying to pester you. You don't know why you even signed on to that messaging client.It's not like you.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: A conversant seeks an audience![/font]Posted ImageYes, you see that. But you don't really like these IM things. You don't really know why. They just make you uncomfortable.[font="verdana;"][Pat]: be pestered[/font]Posted ImageOkay fine.

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Posted Jul 01 2013 - 11:52 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Hobo]: Be up to something.[/font][/font]Posted ImageHey! Who are you calling a hobo??? Everyone falls on hard times now and then. Especially me. I've been living in pure terror for weeks![font="verdana;"][IR]: Provide longer update.[/font]Posted ImageHello??? I can't do my job when this freaky little thing is sitting there, waiting to strike! Sure, he looks inanimate. Sure, he's never once moved under his own power. That's just to lull you into a false sense of security. You can never trust a puppet.[font="verdana;"][IR]: A puppet.[/font]Posted ImageLook at that smug little face. He makes me sick to my pixels.Or maybe it's because I've been hiding here for weeks and my clothes are really starting to smell.[font="verdana;"][IR]: Are you insane?[/font]Posted ImageAnd look! A canadian flag pin! The only thing you can trust less than a puppet is a patriotic canadian. TRUST ME ON THIS.[font="verdana;"][IR]: Be spotted.[/font]Posted ImageWHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT???[font="verdana;"][IR]: Hahahahahah.[/font]Posted ImageHE'S AFTER ME! QUICK SWITCH TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!


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Posted Jul 03 2013 - 12:03 AM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Brian]: Abuse Newfound Powers.[/font][/font]

 
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Posted Jul 04 2013 - 02:54 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][BZPStuck]: Mo' Canada[/font][/font]

 
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You remember you don't actually have the disks yet. 
 
So much for destiny.
 
 
 
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Think Brian think! You know there must be a way to get the disks! Perhaps if you could retrieve a small aircraft you could take it to find them....no, that will never do! Perhaps more of those emergency curtains opened, like before! Surely there is a series of repetitive tasks that require you to run around in a circle for several hours, collecting whatnots to give to whomever in order to trade for the key to get your game!
 
 
 
[font="verdana;"][Droid]: Attempt to smash Brian.[/font]
 
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A heavy hand suddenly rests itself on your shoulder. Surely he can't be aching for round 2 already? You just got done reinflating yourself after the last pounding. Boy that one was a real humdinger. You really do feel bad for anyone who didn't get to see it, because it was probably the most intense STRIFE of your life! Other than your constant battle with the mechanics of basic electricity that is. Which you are totally actually good at and not a massive flub.
 
 
 
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 Oh. He's not looking for a fight.
 
 
 
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Which makes sense after all.
 
 
 
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He's always been there to help you with your problems.
 
 
 
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If there's someone you can always count on, it's Brain.

 


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#131 Offline LehvakLah

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Posted Jul 17 2013 - 10:58 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Brian, Hannah]: Install[/font][/font]Posted ImagePosted ImageYou, meaning Brian, install your server copy immediately while stashing the client for later use. You, meaning Hannah, finish installing your client. You of course already installed your serve to take care of Andrew. Boy, what is he up to anyway? If you were you, meaning Ray, you'd probably be pretty curious if he managed to take off yet, but you are you, not you, so your priorities are much more of the avoiding imminent squishing at the moment.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Aggravate Brian[/font]Posted Image

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[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Stop hiding[/font]Posted Image

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[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Engage in dialogue with Brian[/font]Posted Image

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[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Be bored. Enter the next room.[/font]Posted Image

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[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImageWait...

 

Is that...?[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted Image 

 

It is. It’s your Lehvak.You pluck the long-lost plastic bug from atop of what once was its hidden tomb. You can’t believe you lost track of this priceless treasure, this significant relic of your past.Woof, this thing has been buried for a while. It seems to have accumulated EXACTLY TEN YEARS TO THE DAY’s worth of dust.You feel a tingle in the back of your mind.


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#132 Offline LehvakLah

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Posted Jul 28 2013 - 11:57 PM

[font="Courier;"][font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Be overwhelmed with NOSTALGIA.[/font][/font]Posted ImageThe tingle of INTENSE NOSTALGIA hits your brain like a week old potato. You remember the day you found this mysterious set inside your backpack with nary an explanation. You think it's pretty likely the answer is lost to time completely and will never come up in any conceivable form or fashion again.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]: Be past Hannah[/font]Posted ImageYou are now Hannah...in the past. Past Hannah. Pastannah.This is stupid.So like...what the heck is this thing? You pop the top and breathe in the fresh smell of factory plastic. Mmm. A girl could get addicted to this stuff.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImageThe label on the package reads "Bionicle". What a weird name! You sure would like to know more about these Bionicles. That's definitely the way you pluralize that word you decide. It just makes sense![font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]Posted ImageYou access your STATE OF THE ART computer and connect with your LIGHTNING FAST 56k modem to the internet. If the answers are anywhere, they'll be there, swimming on the digital stream like hungry little fish looking for a dangling query hook to hang on to.[font="verdana;"][Hannah]::::[/font]

[font="Courier;"]Posted ImagePosted ImageYou find a website that looks promising. "Bionicle Zone Power". What a cool name. This front page looks state of the art. A banner with an explosion on it? Now that's cutting edge.You decide to register.[/font]

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#133 Offline Makaru

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Posted Aug 21 2013 - 10:10 AM

[Hannah]: Spend Ten Minutes Bobbing Lehvak's Head Back and Forth.
 
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Oh yeah!
 
 
 
[Hannah]: Go With the Lehvak on an adventure!
 
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You are now the LEHVAK, freshly hatched from the nest. A single thought rings through your robo bug mind. Your mission is to CLEAN IT ALL. IT MUST BE CLEANED. 
 
You've got a lot of work ahead of you.
 
 
 
[Hannah]::::
 
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From a distance you spy an impediment to your progress. The interloper will surely provide nothing but trouble. You've tangoed with this fancy footworker before. You won't be feeling the painful Toa's toe to your backside this time though. You have other plans
 
 
 
[Hannah]::::
 
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GOTCHA!!!
 
 
 
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ENJOY BEING A SLAVE TO THE HIVEMIND LEG BOY!!
 
 
 
[Hannah]::::
 
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You fling your Krana Toa-ward. Or at least you would if it was still inside your brain pan. Instead your head plate flops uselessly forward and you end up just looking very silly.
 
 
 
[Hannah]: Get Krana
 
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Gosh dang it all to betsy. It looks like you've misplaced the little brain mask. Now how will you take over the minds of your victims and force them to do your bidding?? It's a real shame too. This Lehvak is clearly a PROTOTYPE, considering how you received it YEARS before it would actually be released in stores. Not to mention the awesome glowing affect it had - you always wondered why they never included that feature in the final product. It was so dern neat!
 
 
 
[Hannah]: Be Brian
 
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Suddenly you are current Brian again. Good greif, this is getting messy! Look at these two well-explained characters doing all their shenanigans.
 
Nice try. But don't you think you've held out on us long enough? Corral this nonsense before you lose everyone.
 
 
 
[Brian]: Be Past Brian
 
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You are suddenly the pastest Brian possible in this comic. You couldn't even get more paster than this guy right here. You succeed in forgetting that totally adorable baby picture of you from earlier which has no relevance and will probably never be significant.
 
 
 
[Brian]: Be Even Paster Brian
 
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You try be even paster Brian and fail miserably. The past remains obscured to you for the foreseeable future. 
 
 
[Brian]::::
 
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Good gracious, look at this place! You had forgotten all about it until now. You are now in the HUB ROOM, the central location of your house thing. A few relics of your past still litter the hall. You fondly remember playing with all the ancillary control textiles as a youth. You used to play with these curtains all day. What a grand and not boring childhood you have had.
 
Just like in your room, all of the A.C.T. curtains are closed, save for one. You cannot possibly fathom why, since you seem to still be on lock-down. Calamity!

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#134 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 02 2014 - 02:00 PM

[Brian]: Read the Notebook on the Floor
 

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You take a gander at the notebook you lost before. You are bafflingly unsurprised at how much this has not changed. Staggeringly uninteresting, really. You could have sworn this would not have been altered by literally the dozens of people who are clearly not here. 

You stick this bad boy back in your pocket for safe keeping.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Ogle Horrifying Death Machine
 

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What this thing? This is nothing more than one of the many maintenance drones that inhabit your home. Most of them are quite a bit smaller and less humanoid. This one has been a sort of pet project of yours, sporting many improvements and add-ons, such as your (patent-pending) HOLOJECTOR 9000 and advanced internal processor, sent to you on a boondoggle of a trade.

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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Sadly, it hasn't been working since you installed the latest component from Ray's Lil' Bro. You had to trash the old, incompatible memory banks with the new hardware. For now, your giant robomonstrosity is nothing more than a really cool and intimidating looking computer. I guess that's one more project you'll probably never finish!
 
 
 
[Brian]: Quickly Retrieve Lewa
 

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Oh man, is that who you think it is? Sir Bro Lewa Nuva, of the House of Air and Wind! This cool cat was your fave Bionicle character. I mean, his history is a little confusing, what with him being the youngest of all the identically aged Toa who sometimes spoke normal, but other times in "Tree-speak" that is also "Chute-Speak" which sometimes sounds Irish, but not really? This wacky dude got in all sorts of face-related trouble, what with infected masks and Krana, and all. 

You're pretty sure Lewa was an allegory for teen acne and peer pressure. This makes perfect sense, and ain't no one can tell you otherwise.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Move the Story Along
 

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WHOOOOOOOOOOSH okay this is entirely pointless.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Do Whatever it Takes
 

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Whoops.
 
 
 
[Brian]: Ignore Open Curtain, Enter Any Other
 

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We've tried this gag before. You attempt to push through the seemingly flimsy cloth partition only to smack your big flat face against the clearly impenetrable barrier. You should know by now that some doors just do not open, and any and all attempts to get through said door are fruitless endeavors for silly time-wasters. You're a big man on a big mission. You gots bigger fish to fry.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Close the Curtain that is Open
 

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And what, get yourself stuck in just this room with your dead, robot butler? Not on your life! You continue to leave the enticingly inviting curtain open.
 

 

[Brian]: Speak in Tree-Speak.
 

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Lewa is your hero, and the way his people talk is still sort of adorable in their own stupid and annoying way, but you could never twist your tongue quite like that. You continue to talk like a perfect doofus.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Captchalogue the Robot. The Whole Thing.
 

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You are unable to remember how heavy this robot is, but it looks like it's just below the minimum weight tolerances of your sylladex! Unfortunately, this big bucket of dead weight is your only computer for the time being. 

You swear once you get the chance, you're going to start carrying around five computers at any given time. Like a sensible person.

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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It seems stuck. Maybe if you just jiggle it a little you can just...

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 
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[Brian]::::
 

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The secret achievement counter reminds you that it still, and always has, existed. This fetching outfit is quite nice, and although there are days you imagine wearing it and taking on the heroic stature of the universally respected ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE, this set of finery remains locked for any but the most PATRIOTIC of Canadians. Until your heart physically resembled a maple leaf, you will find donning this suit quite impossible. Your sadness is physically palpable. 

You stuff it into your clotheset anyway. A gentleman can dream.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Attempt to fly.
 

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You can fly just as well in real life as you can when you dream, which is not at all. You vividly recall that moment with your keen sense of imagination.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Step on the Thing. Hope it's Not a Teleporter
 

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The thing you hope is not a teleporter is indeed a teleporter. You totally forgot all about that time you fell asleep on it and had those CRAZY dreams. The teleporter teleports you away to somewhere else.

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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Oh

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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My

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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Goodness

 

 

[Brian]::::
 
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[Brian]: Cry Maple Syrup Tears Because of the Countdown
 

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What countdown could you be referring to?

 

 

 

[Brian]::::
 

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Oh.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Be Flabbergasted
 

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You will get right to being flabbergasted as soon as you finish being dumbfounded.
 
 

 

 

[Brian]: Clean Up Those Bears
 

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You tuck your knives safely back where they belong. You have a feeling you're going to be needing these soon.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Try to Stop the Countdown by Destroying the Clock
 

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You have a feeling that will be of absolutely no use. You wonder why a giant screen with a countdown teleported itself into your room in the EXACT position of what used to be your TV, when it would be much more efficient to simply hack into your TV and display the countdown, especially assuming that whoever is responsible for this is capable of hacking into a television set, which, given that they have teleportation technology, is a reasonable assumption. 

Or it could have just been sitting behind the TV all this time. Who even knows!

 

 

 

[Brian]: Let the Countdown Get to Zero to See What Happens
 

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You plan on doing that all while doing a series of other things. You figure whatever happens at zero will somehow be brought to your attention the moment the clock strickes nil. You imagine it involves a lot of structural damage and bodily harm. Countdowns almost always never end in candy and pony rides.

 

 

 

[Brian]: Begin Singing
 

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You've put it off long enough. Too bad your keyboard isn't plugged in. You could use some sick riffs to calm your nerves.

 

 

[Brian]: WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER
 
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[Brian]: BUT STILL IT'S FAREWELL
 
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[Brian]: 'CUZ MAYBE WE'LL COME BACK
 
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[Brian]: TO EARTH WHO CAN TELL
 
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[Brian]: I GUESS THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME
 
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[BRIAN]: WE'RE LEAVING GROUND
 
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[BRIAN]: WILL THINGS EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN?
 
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[BRIAN]: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
 
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#135 Offline Makaru

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Posted Jan 03 2014 - 10:45 AM

[Brian]: Fight droid to the death.

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[BRAIN]: Auto-Install

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[BRAIN]: Forget about Brian

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Impossible. You have saved every word Brian has ever spoken to you in your user preferences, like any good computer program should. Not a flippant remark has gone unnoted.

 



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Posted Jan 03 2014 - 03:13 PM

[S][BRAIN]: Engage Hard Mode

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Posted Jan 06 2014 - 12:25 AM

Just so anyone who is using the board's software to follow this topic will know, we have discontinued the use of this topic for all updates because of its severely degraded state. You can still keep track of the comic's updates either by subscribing to the discussion/official thread where a link to the latest update on the mirror will be posted here, you can bookmark the comic itself here, or we have a handy dandy RSS feed you can subscribe to that will automatically tell you when new things are posted here. I'll probably go ahead and close this so that it can sink into obscurity forever. Thanks for reading so far, and I hope you'll continue to enjoy what we have next.


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