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Rahkshis Ramblings Turahks in love... I can use tags?

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#1 Offline Phovos

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Posted Apr 30 2013 - 02:31 AM

[color=#800000;]Erm, hai. I'm Turahk. I'm the Rahkshi of fear. And I got jealous of those Bohrok having their own comedy so I spoke to Phovos and she said I could have my own comedy. Yay![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Waaaait a second, Turahk! You're forgetting about the rest of us![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh. yeah... Sorry... I forgot about my brothers. There's six of us. But Gurahk doesn't count because he never speaks.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]We have darker colours in this comedy because we're more evil... Right?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Erm... I dunno, Lerahk. I thought we were just using the colours we used in our appearances in The Bohrok-Kal's Ramblings?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Can you explain who is who already please?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh... Sure... [/color][color=#800000;]I speak in this dark red, [/color][color=#696969;]Vorahk speaks in grey, [/color][color=#add8e6;]Kurahk speaks in pale blue, [/color][color=#008000;]Lerahk speaks in green, [/color][color=#daa520;]Panrahk speaks in gold-brown and [/color][color=#000080;]Gurahk, if he ever says something, will speak in this navy blue.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]What about guest stars? What colours will they have?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I dunno yet. I think we'll see and maybe pick colours when that actually happens...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Okie then.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]So, brothers of evil, what's the first thing on our agenda?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]We need a house. We don't fit. Turahk's house is small.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yeah... Turahk, why is your house full of pillows and nothing else?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]They make me not feel lonely. Especially that one there. That one still smells of Tahnok.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You really haven't let go of that Bohrok yet, have you?[/color]

 

​No. And I will get him back. I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!

 

[color=#daa520;]Oooh, dark.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Heh.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]GURAHK SPOKE.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Darn.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]What about father?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Teridax? Isn't he dead?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Probably not.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Aw.[/color]

 

Anyway, what are we going to do about accommodation?

 

[color=#daa520;]Well... I recently saved up all my pocket money, we could buy a house![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]How much pocket money do you have?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]About ten widgets...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]That's not quite enough for a house...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I have a better idea.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Really?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Yeah. It's really simple too.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Tell us?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Well, what we do is this. We all go to the estate agent together. And then we get Turahk to scare the person in there so much that they give us a free house.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Or we could live in my cave.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]YOU SPOKE AGAIN![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Why do you do that?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Because.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Wasn't asking you.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]You have a cave, Gurahk?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Can we live with you please?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]... Yes...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Do we need to do anything first?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Well, now that you mention it, there are some things you could do before we move in...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Like what?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]There are a few... Chores that need doing...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Like?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Firstly, the cave needs to be cleaned. Visorak live inside it. We need to scare them out.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]This is like, the most Gurahk has ever said.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]I only speak if it is important.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Boring.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Yeah...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Anyway. Secondly, we need to get some shopping.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]We don't eat though.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]That does not mean that I can't have my weekly supply of jaffa cakes.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Good point. You can never have too many jaffa cakes.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Unless you're a human.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Thirdly, we need a door. And furnishings. The cave is currently completely open. We will need to buy a door, beds, appliances, other such things.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I have loads of stuff in the back room we could use. Me and Tahnok went shopping to buy a load of stuff when things were serious between us and when he left, I just left it all sitting in there.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Good.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Cool. Let's get started![/color]

 

 

 


Edited by Phovos the Raptor, May 01 2013 - 02:01 PM.

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#2 Offline Gengar

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Posted Apr 30 2013 - 01:57 PM

Heh...still smells like Tahnok. Anyway, nice chappy.
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#3 Offline Phovos

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Posted May 01 2013 - 01:48 AM

[color=#008000;]Turahk, need any help back there?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Eh, no, I'm okay... It's just... Moving all this furniture... It makes me feel sad...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh dear. What happened to big old scary Turahk?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I'm a jilted lover...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Erm, no you're not.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I'm not?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Not at all. You tried to kill Tahnok when he disagreed with you and he ended it.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]It's still his fault.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]What? It's not![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Why?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You hurt him! You scared him and he feared for his safety! No one wants to spend their life with a guy who might try to kill him![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I guess you're right...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I'm always right. Now, get up and give me a hand with this furniture. Thank Makuta they're still flatpacked.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yeah... Sure...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Good... Oh, Turahk...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]WAAAAAAH! I WANT MY TAHNYPOO BACK![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Gah.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I MISS HIM SO MUCH! WAAAAAAAH![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]That does it.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]WAAAAA... Ow. Huh. Sleepy...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I sedated you.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Zzzzzz[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I love my slightly updated powers. Sedatives, tranquilizers, sleep darts, painkillers... Not just poison any more...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Zzzzzzzzz...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I'll just leave Turahk here for now. I guess I'll be taking this furniture up on my own...[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Hello.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Ah, Kurahk! You mind giving me a hand?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Yes. Wanted Turahk.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Turahk's asleep. He was starting to flip out.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Pity. Wanted his help. Am scared of Visorak.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Really? I didn't know that.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Yes. One fears mutation.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh, fair enough. [/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Well, why don't you give me a hand moving this stuff to the cave, and then we'll come back and wake Turahk up so he can make you not scared of spiders?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]That will do.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Okay! Let's get going![/color]


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#4 Offline Phovos

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Posted May 03 2013 - 02:30 AM

[color=#800000;]zzzzz...[/color]

 

You forgot that capital Z, Phovos.

 

[color=#006400;]...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]And we're using pretty much the same colour.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Zzzzz.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Wake Turahk up.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]In a minute, we need to get this stuff into the pickup truck![/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Fine.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Zzz... Er... What happened?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]He's awake.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh, er, erm, hi, Turahk. I put you to sleep because you were going a bit crazy. Are you going to help or not, Kurahk?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]No.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Screw you then. I'll do it all on my own. As usual. Anyway, Turahk, Kurahk wants you to cure his fear of spiders.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh. Alright. Kurahk, close your eyes and count to three.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]One. Two. Three...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Arakiadkha.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]???[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Huh?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]And now you're not scared of spiders. Or Visorak.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Good. Thank you. Bye.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]What did you do?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Placebo effect.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Huh?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]You can't just cure arachnophobia, unless you throw someone into a bathtub full of spiders. But since we don't have that, I used the placebo effect and tricked him into thinking he was cured.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh, awesome. Could you use that to help you get over that bloody Bohrok?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]No.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Darn. Anyway, Kurahk's somehow teleported home, and I've finished loading the truck. Wanna head back?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Sure...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Cool. I'll just get the keys... And... Darn, Kurahk's taken the truck.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]With all the stuff in it?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah. [/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Never mind, we'll just fly back and meet him at Gurahk's cave.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Sure.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Or we can teleport.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]We can do that?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Well, I can. Did you guys have that Makuta moment too?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I... I haven't... Vorahk said he did, and he can melt into shadows now...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]It happens at different times for different Rahkshi.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Ah... That explains it... Anyway, let's teleport back...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Sure, three, two one...[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Hi! You're back![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Hiya, Panrahk! Where is... Where are the others?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]It's a ten minute drive from my house to here, Kurahk hasn't arrived yet.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I dunno where Vorahk and Gurahk went. I think they went to the shops. I made BBQ Visorak![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Erm, you mean, incinerated Visorak...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I like it burnt and inedible.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You're a freak.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Aw...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]That reminds me of when Tahnok and I...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Mention Bohrok again, and I'll punch you so hard, your Kraata will fall out of your bottom.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Am I really that bad?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I hate you.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I hate you too, darling. Now, shall we set up this furniture?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yay! Making things![/color]


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Posted May 03 2013 - 05:45 PM

A: I like your new sig

B: I might actually guest star on this. [color=rgb(0,128,128);]In this color, by RG to avoid confusion.[/color]

C: Guurahk is automatically my favorite character.

 

[color=rgb(0,128,128);]-RG[/color]


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Posted May 07 2013 - 01:57 AM

[color=#800000;]There. The furniture is done. All done. [/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Now we need to wait for the other two to get back![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Admittedly, they've been gone for ages... And Kurahk isn't back yet either.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yeah... He'd better not have broken my-[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Hello. Am back now. Truck is outside.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Wait... If all the furniture was on the truck... How did we set it all up?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh wow. Major plot hole.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Not major. Just stupid.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I thought you teleported the stuff here...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Ah, it doesn't matter. We've got everything sorted and we seem to have a duplicate of everything too. That will be useful later when we start arguing more and things start to get thrown around and broken.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]We... We really are violent, aren't we?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yep.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Don't look at me like that![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Stop it! It's not MY fault they thought I was Turahk and ran away![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Okay, well, eating that Rahi was my fault... But they deserved it! Letting their pet Rahi use my leg as a bathroom![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]That's what that smell is...[/color]

 

Ew...

 

[color=#008000;]I'll get the bleach...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]GUURAHK.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]NOT YOU TOO.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]You ate someone's Rahi. Of course they're gonna get scared and run away.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I know, I know... But I was hungry too.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Did you at least get the shopping?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh, yeah, of course. Give me credit for that at least.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh come on, Guurahk, stop giving me that look.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I'll EAT YOU in a minute![/color]

 

[color=#000080;].[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I give up. I'm hungry, what's for dinner?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Dunno.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You... You didn't buy much stuff...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Guurahk wouldn't let me. Says I eat too much.[/color]

 

[color=#afeeee;]You do.[/color]

 

I'm the Rahkshi of HUNGER. Of course I eat!

 

[color=#008000;]Eating is fun. Chew it up and suck on it for hours.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]It's a pity that it's our Kraata that do the actual eating, and not our bodies... All food does is jam up our insides...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh Makuta, I love jam. Jam on toast, jam on cake, jam on scones...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Did you not buy any?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Two jars of orange and exploding berry jam.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Huh...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I'm hungry. Someone cook something.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Oh dear...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Perfect! It's the little, cooking Bohrok from the other comedy![/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Erm, hai.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]What are you doing here, Pahrak?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Someone say my name?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]No, Panrahk.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Okie dokie.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Well... The Bahrag gave me a special mission... Bloody Queens...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh?[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]I'm here to cook you all dinner.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]That IS perfect timing![/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Oh, and I have a note here, for Turahk. It's private.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Erm, thanks?[/color]

 

Hey, you guys don't hiss any more.

 

[color=#800000;]We stopped doing that right from the start. With one character it's fine, but with six, it's just stupid.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Indeed.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Do you need anything?[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Oh, no, I already brought everything I need with me.[/color]

 

[color=#dda0dd;]Mooo.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]COW![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yeah... Yummy...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You brought a live cow here? You're brilliant... But why? I thought you Bohrok disliked us?[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Well, that's the thing... You see, Tahnok is ill... And the Bahrag refused to help unless we all did these insane 'secret missions'...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Enough chit chat, let's get cooking![/color]


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#7 Offline Phovos

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Posted May 09 2013 - 05:12 AM

[color=#800000;]So you're going to cook for us, Pahrak?[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Yeah. As an apology for Tahnok. Seems like the Bahrag didn't know what to do with me. They never do. I think it's because they like me slightly more than the other guys because I found them.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Cook cook cook![/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Give me a minute! Do you have an oven?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]THAT'S WHAT WE FORGOT TO BUY![/color]

 

Wow. Guurahk. He shouted.

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Darn, he's being silent again.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Is he always quiet?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yesh! :3[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]That's a really cute emoticon.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Thankies! :3 :3[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Don't overuse it. You know how everyone else gets...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Good point :([/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]So, you guys have no oven... Guess it will have to be BBQ Beef.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Why do you randomly capitalize letters?[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Dunno. Ask Phovos.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]No, don't ask Phovos. Start cooking. I'm hungry.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Asking Phovos. Bad idea. Seen what happened.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah, that kinda sucked. At least she's not raging here.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I'm amazed she hasn't beaten you for using her colour.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]She uses the slightly darker green.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Ohhhh! :D[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Eh. Do you guys mind if I make a fire over here? Otherwise I won't be able to cook this beef.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Sure.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]We have a cauldron you can use.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You DO?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Why do you DO THAT? It's SO ANNOYING![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Maybe you make him do it?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh, maybe.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Guys, he's Guurahk. He's supposed to be silent and stealthy. Same reason why Kurahk speaks in broken sentences like a moron.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Shut up. No time to speak.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You just proved my point.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Can I use that cauldron please?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Guurahk's got it out for you.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Thanks! Now, I'll just cut up some vegetables. I'll make you guys a stew, so you can leave it cooking and eat it for the next few days. You won't eat a cow in one sitting, right?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Depends on how hungry I get.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]Oh... Ah... I'll just get on with this, you guys continue with building up your house. It'll be done probably in about four hours.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Okie dokie! I <3 cow![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You love beef. Cows are horrible, drooling, snotty beasts.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Aw, that's unfair. The cows can't defend themselves.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah but they could stop with the snotty noses.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Cows are nice![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Are not.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Are too![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Dee two.[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]You're a Star Wars fan?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]No! Don't get him started on Star Wars! Please! We've heard the "Jar Jar Binks is the worst character ever!" rant waaaaaaay too many times![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh Makuta, Jar Jar Binks is horrible.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Oh noes![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I'll spare you. For now...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Greaaaat[/color].

 

[color=#daa520;]:([/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I'm gonna read this note...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Alrighty then! We'll get to work building this TV stand, right?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I'll set up the TV then. No point having a TV stand if our TV doesn't work, right?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Righty right![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Hm... Dear Turahk...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Read in your head, love.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oops, yeah, I forgot...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I'll be honest, I can't read in my head.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I think I'm the only person who can...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yeah... I can't do it either... Darn... I'll go outside and read...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]See you in a bit then.[/color]


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#8 Offline Phovos

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Posted May 17 2013 - 04:23 AM

[color=#8b4513;]Okay, you're all fed, I'm going to leave now... Hopefully Tahnok will be okay... I really hope he's okay...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Good luck, Bohrok![/color]

 

Pahrak. My name's Pahrak.

 

[color=#daa520;]Good luck, Palak![/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Hey, Panrahk, can I ask you a question please?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Sure! :D[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Are you intentionally acting dumb or are you just dumb?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I'm actually a qualified doctor.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Really?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yes. And I was considering scolding you for nearly giving Turahk an overdose of that tranquilizer, but never mind.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You're actually a doctor?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Erm, Vorahk, you have BBQ sauce all around your mouth...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I do? Oh... Thanks... Lick lick lick...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yes, I am, but I pretend to be a moron to put everyone off talking to me.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Why would we not want to speak to you? You're way more interesting than I-Never-Speak Guurahk over there...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Don't give me that look![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]At least it wasn't Turahk giving you that look...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]True... Where is Turahk?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Outside. Reading.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I'm back![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]What did the note say?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Tahnok apparently wrote it, but considering that he spelled 'Turahk' wrong five times...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Obviously Tahnok didn't write it then.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Or he was drunk.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Or that.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I don't think he wrote it at all.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I think, and I'm saying this as a doctor and not as your brother, that you really need to let go of this Bohrok. Constantly thinking about him is making you ill.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Since when were you a doctor?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]We discussed this when you were outside.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Ohhh.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Let's face it, Turahk, you messed up. I think you should let go too.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I also vote for Turahk letting go.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]It's a vote now?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Yes. Cannot make own decisions.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Guurahk, what do you think?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]If someone mentions the word Bohrok again, I will punch them.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]There we go, five votes to one.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I guess you guys are right...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Mind if I finish off your meat, Guurahk?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I'll take that as a yes then.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]TV stand. Now built.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I thought we were going to build that TV stand together?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yeah :([/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Talk too much. Got bored.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Never mind. At least we can set up that TV.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh, that's easy. Just plug that in there and put that in there and...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]And the DVD player...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Got that... Yeah... That goes in there, nice and snug...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You done yet? I want to eat a large rack of ribs in front of that screen.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Almost...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Vorahk, you are always hungry...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I thought we went over this in the first chapter? I am always hungry. I am the Rahkshi of hunger. And when I don't eat people's strength and power, I start craving junk food. Heck, I ate half that shopping we did before we even got home.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Because he's a slob.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Am not! I can't help being hungry! It's a curse! The same way that Turahk's cursed with constant lust and the desire to fall in love with a Bohrok... OW! What was that for, Guurahk?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]You said Bohrok again.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]That's not a curse, that's a friendship gone horribly wrong.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Okay, what about Kurahk's inability to speak in proper senses? Or Lerahk's addiction to drugs?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I'm not addicted to drugs.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You like putting drugs in other people though. Anyone else here ever seen Lerahk's place? It's horrible. [/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]What's in Lerahk's place?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Okay, fine, I admit it. I enjoy capturing Matoran, drugging them, paralyzing them and then slowly eating them... But...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Guys! Guys! We all have our flaws! Let's calm down a bit, right?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Is the TV done?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Okay, let's all shut up and watch the wrestling...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Sure.[/color]


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Posted May 18 2013 - 10:34 PM

AUGH THIS FINALLY HAPPENED

 

HOORAY

 

Glad Turahk got his chance to shine. I'm liking how you based all the personalities of the Rakhshi around their various powers.

 

Now if only there was a Rahkshi of rambling...you'd be all set.

 

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Posted May 20 2013 - 07:54 AM

You forgot tention the stuff for Panrahk and Guurahk by the way.
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Posted May 21 2013 - 07:07 AM

[color=#000080;]I'm going out.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Mind grabbing me some cookies and chocolate while you're gone?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]No.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Aw. Pity. But at least you're talking now![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Drat.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Don't be a pain, Vorahk. We've got plenty of potato chips here...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]And poker chips! Omnomnom![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]They're not edible.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]They're not?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Gah. Explains why angry. Could not get wrapping off.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Seriously?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Oh well. For plastic, they taste nice anyway! :D[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]So what's actually on TV?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Dunno. I was busy connecting it to the satellite.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]During which I ate all the prawn cocktail flavoured crisps.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Potato chips.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Crisps. Takes less time to say.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Fine.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Bye.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Have fun, Guurahk![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Thank you.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Talk more![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Why do you always do that!?![/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Because. Imbeciles all round.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh, that's rich, coming from the guy who tried to eat poker chips.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Did not eat. Struggled with wrapper.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Yeah, to be fair, at least Kurahk didn't try and eat them.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]True... Panrahk, stop picking at the sofa.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Sorry... :( I just want to break things...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Go outside then. Or go out with Guurahk.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]But Guurahk is dull and doesn't speak! :X[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Whatever. Just stop breaking the furniture.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Wait, Lerahk, since when were you the boss?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Since you decided that you wanted to have children with a Krana-controlled robot.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I never said that![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You suggested it.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Pffft. Really? And gah, I just spat crumbs everywhere... What a waste...[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Ew. No licking. Not from floor.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I have to eat everything.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]No you don't![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Whatever. I'm going to sit in the corner and nom on the edge of this giant frozen pizza I bought myself.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]PIZZA? Can I has plz?[/color]

 

Only if you heat it up for me.

 

[color=#daa520;]Sure! I'll put it in the microwave![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Guurahk has a microwave?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]You'd be surprised how much stuff Guurahk has. Unlike the rest of us, he's not lacking in the brain department.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]That's harsh. You're not dumb.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah, but I capture Matoran, drug them then eat them.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]That... That sounds like normal Rahkshi behaviour...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Eh.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]HI![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]High. With a GH in it.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Okay, got it![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]So, what's on?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]WWE Raw.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Boring. It's all staged.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh yeah, but some of the fights are good...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]The drama isn't...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I hate the drama. And bloody John Cena. I'd love it if Lerahk got his claws on him and tore him a new one.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Hehe...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Um, guys?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yes?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]I think I broke it...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]What? Oh...[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Flames.[/color]

 

I'll go get the fire extinguisher...


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Posted May 27 2013 - 03:59 AM

[color=#696969;]Panrahk...[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Yes?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You do realise that, when Guurahk returns, he is going to kill you, slowly and painfully?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]But I'm not alive...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Your Kraata is.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]OH NOES! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! D:[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Or you could just apologise and buy Guurahk a new microwave.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Okay, I put it out... There's all burnt plastic and stuff in here. [/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Panrahk, you forgot to remove the plastic wrapper![/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Sorry...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]What a waste of pizza.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Eh, pass it here, I'll pick out the plastic.[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Dumb. And gross.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Hey, waste not, want not. I don't see why I should throw away the edible bits.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]There are edible bits in that blackened mess?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Eh, a few. Oh! Pepperoni![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Guys, you do realise that Guurahk will kill all of us, right?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Why? Panrahk was the one who broke the microwave![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah, doesn't mean he won't try to pin it on us. Or Guurahk might just blame us all anyway...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Guurahk does have a habit of doing that. And I don't fancy him stepping on my Kraata.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Exactly... Mind if I try that?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Sure. There's an edible slice here.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Thanks... EW. Bloody Makuta, you like that?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Yes. Although, to be fair, my taste buds are mostly dead.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I don't want my Kraata squished![/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Not me. Not my fault.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Doesn't mean that Guurahk may beat the snot out of you anyway.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Because we all know that Guurahk is by far the strongest of us...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]He's the only one with half a brain.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]What do we do then? Go out and buy a new microwave?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]I guess...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]But what if we bump into Guurahk at the shops![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh darn, good point...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I have a plan![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Oh?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Okay, Turahk and I will go to the shops and find a new microwave. Lerahk will find and follow Guurahk and warn us if he's getting close. Kurahk stays here in case Guurahk comes back here, and he'll explain that we've just gone to the shops to buy cookies.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]What about me?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh, yeah, you have to go and stick your head inside a bowl of acid.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]WHY?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Because you're a moron and everyone hates you.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Aw.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]That sounds good to me, except for the last bit of course.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Panrahk should stay here with Kurahk.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]No way. Too high of a chance of him blubbing and telling Guurahk what he did. No, Panrahk, you need to run away and hide.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Okay.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Everyone clear?[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yep.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Yeah.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Okay, let's GO![/color]


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Posted May 31 2013 - 02:35 PM

I still haven't figured out the schedule for your comedies, after however long.


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Posted Jun 01 2013 - 01:29 AM

...somehow, I doubt simply apologizing to someone who intends to murder you will convince them to do otherwise.

 

Also there's a schedule for this comedy?

 

Good chappies, Phovos.

 

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Posted Jun 02 2013 - 04:38 PM

Its funny how I'm almost guest  starring, but not quite. (Guurahk acts sort of like me in real life.)


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Posted Jun 03 2013 - 04:01 AM

[color=#006400;]I don't have a schedule. I've been busy with work. It's supposed to be one chapter every 2 days but I just don't have time. Also, I'm being pestered into playing League of Legends and Team Fortress 2...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]We have the same colour, almost, Phovos![/color]

 

[color=#006400;]I know. Now get back into that comedy![/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Aw okay...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You sure this is the right make, Turahk?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Nope. I've never studied Guurahk's microwave that closely. I just know it was this brand. Dunno what model it was.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You're SO useful...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Hey! You didn't even know what brand it was![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Guurahk's going to kill us.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Definitely.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Did you bring money?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yes. 100 widgets.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]They're so bulky. I wish we had paper money.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]And debit cards.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]We'd never be able to apply for a bank account though.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yep.[/color]

 

[color=#ee82ee;]Kxxzzzzztt[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]What was that?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh, my walkie talkie. Lerahk?[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]KkkkzztGET OUT OF THERE!kzzzt[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Huh? The signal is really bad, Lerahk, speak louder.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]KkkzzttHe's in the KZZZZT now![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]He's in the Kzzt now?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Vorahk...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]What is it, Turahk? I'm talking to Lerahk![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Vorahk![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Ow! Don't hit me... Oh... Oh no...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Quick, take the microwave and hide![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Hiding![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]What are you doing here?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh, nothing. Looking for a new... Erm...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Spit it out.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]We wanted to get a cupcake maker.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]A cupcake maker.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Er... Yeah...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]That's unusual, but not improbable.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]We, er, thought it'd be good for Vorahk...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Fair enough. I'll leave you to it then.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Wait, what are you doing here?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Browsing.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh okay...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Bye.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Is he gone?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Yeah... Phew, that was close.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I thought Lerahk was going to warn us![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]He did. It's just that the walkie talkies you bought were rubbish.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Let's get out of here![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Wait, we've got to pay first![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Oh yeah...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]I wonder how Kurahk's getting on...[/color]

 

[color=#add8e6;]Kzzt. I am fine. Kzzzt.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Since when did Kurahk have telepathy and or early access to L:TRR?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]I don't know. That scares me.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Wait...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Kkkzt Guurahk's at the checkout! Kkkkkzt[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]What? Oh... So he is... Wait... What's he buying?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]He's... He's...[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]Kkzzzthe's kzzztbuying a kzzzzt...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Next time, Vorahk, get some better walkie talkies![/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Good idea. These ones are rubbish.[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]KKkzzt What did you KKkztpect for 3.99? Kzzzt...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]3.99? You cheapskate.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Hey, we're not the Toa Nuva, we're not rich![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]So what is he buying?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Is that a microwave?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Guurahk! Wait![/color]

 

[color=#000080;]I thought you were looking for cupcake makers.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Why are you buying a microwave?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]And why do you never speak to me?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Guurahk...[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]...[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]So?[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]My old microwave had a habit of catching fire. I decided to buy a new one before one of you guys used it and set my cave alight.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]WHAT?[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]...[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Ow.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]We all got scared because we thought we'd broken your microwave.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Sorry, I should have said, I was buying a new one.[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Oh.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Hey, Panrahk, you there?[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Kzzzt Yes.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]You can come out of hiding now. Guurahk said the microwave was already broken.[/color]

 

[color=#daa520;]Kzzzt Phew! That's Kzzzzzt![/color]

 

[color=#800000;]Okay, we're buying new walkie talkies right now.[/color]

 

[color=#696969;]Fine.[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]How much did he pay for those?[/color]

 

[color=#800000;]3.99[/color]

 

[color=#000080;]Lame.[/color]


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