Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I stand here today to give you my testimony as to how Bionicle truly improved my life.
*Insert chirping crickets here.*
...
*Coughs, looks around nervously, and unrolls long speech.*
Before the day when I came upon the toy that changed my life, I was a lonely, sad little person. I spent many of my days staring blankly out the window trying to telepathically communicate with clouds. The future spread ahead as a long, dark, foggy tunnel, with not e
It's ending everything my life revolved around! My dreams, my ambitions, my purpose! Everything I so carefully assembled, with the same loving thoughtfulness I used whilst building my beloved Hydraxon and Kikanalo -- gone!
All I wanted was to be a good little Bionicle fan, and how do they show their appreciation for their fans? How? HOW!? By taking away everything that matters to them! By, with one email, shattering their very being into a thousand little Technic pieces!
We trusted you, Le
So the question is, once you're in it, how do you get back out of it?
And if the groove is on a record, what happens if the record gets scratched? Are you trapped forever? O_O
Turakii
1. I am as of a few days ago officially dating Toa Lhikan Hordika
2. Toa Lhikan Hordika is a guy
3. I'm not a guy
4. I'm a girl
5. The only reason my gender is set as male in my profile is because I hate pink
6. I'm not a guy
7. Honest
...
I have to say, that was one question I never anticipated. XD
Turakii
So today, for a school assignment, I was required to write a short story in the form of an African folktale. I voted on going for a "Why?" story, which explains through highly unscientific means such mysterious subjects such as "why turtles have patterned backs" or "why mosquitoes buzz in people's ears."
*Ahem*
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Milk lived on a supermarket shelf with a bunch of milky friends. He was quite happy and content, and not wanting for company.
One day Person came and took Milk away. Mil
Sure, it sounds like a pretty good life to you... but then, you've never experienced the inconvenience of putting your hat in the washing machine and then remembering you forget to take your head out of it first.
Turakii
1. Homeschoolers don't get to go to dances very often. Honest. They don't. Despite their previously non-homeschooled parents assuring them they aren't losing out on much, they still feel deprived and wish they could make a fool of themselves in pretty clothes (and, in girls' cases, exceedingly high heels that put their lives at risk) at least once in their lives.
So when a public-schooled friend invited me to go to her homecoming dance with a group, my general reaction could be summed up with
A certain BZPer who prefers to remain nameless. (With a Hayley Williams from Paramore plushie!)
If you can figure out who it is, you win twenty Awesome Points and a... uh... hug?
Turakii
Become a Lifetime Premier Member (Thank youuuu, Avohkah Tamer! *Glomp*) Hold up a sign Get stuck on a broken amusement park ride Eat a giant lollipop Hug a BZPer Fall asleep on a boy's shoulder Sing karaoke Freefall Get a colored streak in my hair Ride in an ambulance Glomp a Master Chief cardboard cutout Make a true best friend Slip on a banana peel Get lost in a foreign country Draw something at which people say "Woooah!" as a pure gut reaction Discover a person I like happens to like me back
1. I know you're busy, but... (I could really use some clean clothes; could you wash my car for me; would you mind doing some brain surgery really quick, etc.)
Means, "You totally don't have time to do this, but because I used this as a preface for my sentence, you'll drop what I'm doing and help me!" =D
2. I'd love to help you, but... (I'm in the middle of doing laundry; my homework's not done; my little brother's playing with a nuclear missile and I can't leave him alone, etc.)
Means,
LarryBoy: Hey kids! Welcome to Turakii's first workout video! Are you ready to sweat? I know I am!
Now, if you don't have a trampoline at home, you can just use a couple of slinkies and an old rug. Now what we're going to do is spring...and jump...and spring...and jump...and spring--oh my!--and jump--oh dear!--and spring--I'm going too high!--and...oof!
Ow. My plunger ear is stuck to the ceiling. *Pulls.* TURAKIIII!
Me: LarryBoy seems to think this blog belongs to him, and him alone. B
So, yeah, Kingdom Bound is awesome and all. I mean, sure, they had some pretty awesome bands there like Skillet, Family Force 5, RED, Hawk Nelson, etc.
But seriously, why just stick with that awesomeness when you can more than double it by having Toa Lhikan Hordika stay at your house for a week?
Pics because it happened:
Matching Family Force 5 shirts. =3
Happy smiling faces!
Huggle!
Macku: Toa of Bubbles, TLH, and I
In case anyone's keeping track, this makes three BZPe
Everything you make is limited edition.
The crummy poem you shudder to look at. The little stick figures all over your math. The magic-marker doodles on your favorite shirt. That weird breakdance move that keeps straining your ankle.
You are the only person on earth who can create something created by you.
Others can imitate what you create, or you may imitate others, but what you do is special simply because nobody else can ever create it just like you do.
And once you're gone...
On the internet...
You can carry on ten conversations simultaneously without any of the other people knowing.
Nobody can interrupt you mid-sentence.
You can change your appearance as simply as uploading a new avatar.
No one has ever stubbed their toe on a topic.
You can speak in color.
Nobody ever got tired running from BZP to Wikipedia to Google to BZP to their blog to the messenger to lego.com to...
Friends are added with the click of a button.
With the magic of the bac
K-On is an anime/manga about a high school contemporary/pop club and its struggles to survive, despite hardships such as lack of practice, broken instruments, and the distraction of teatime.
Any opinions on the changes so far? Suggestions? Too much green?
I really wanted to add one of those awesome category images, but sadly, I don't actually have categories for which to make images. D=
Turakii
Pictuuuure!
From left to right: Master Vahi, Quantum-Phasically Charged Traku, me.
Trying to spell BZP with our poses... I had the easy letter. XP
Also, following the (invisible) yellow brick road!
Turakii
How to Post a Topic in Seven Easy Steps.
(Kids, don't try this at forum.)
1. Think up a good topic. For example, "I like Bionicle," "I can fly," "this is a topic," or "look what my foot can do!"
2. Hit "new topic."
3. Type your main sentence in the title box.
4. Now, the sub-title. Put in "close if dupe." It makes the Moderators happy.
5. Type "title says all" in the post box. Make sure you use bad spelling, so everyone realizes you're an expert at forum-speak.
6. Hit "p
I'm being hunted by wolves. My food is all gone. Tax collectors took all my money. My house blew away in a tornado. My belongings were taken away and sold in an attempt to pay off my vast credit card debt. The only clothes I own in the world are the ones on my back. All my friends moved to Australia. My TV broke ten years ago. I no longer have internet connection.
But I've got all the cucumbers I can carry.
Turakii
