...kkkshhhzzzkk-ssion ends in sixt-sskkhzzzh...
...kkksssshhhk-ou FAILED!-kkksshzzzkh...
...kkkkkaaszzhskk-tarts in sixty seco-kkzzshahhshhkkhh...
...kkshkyyzzk-ro? C'mon, buddy, wake up! Yo, we gotta stop the cart!
Pyro opened his eyes, hearing the incessant twittering of Scout in his ears. He shooed Scout away, rising unsteadily to his feet. He felt sick, like there he had to throw up. Blurrily, the mumbling menace grabbed his axe and stumbled out of Respawn and into section B of "
Patch notes: 2fort
Pyros can ignite the bridge.
Pyros can ignite intel.
Heavies cannot cross bridge without breaking it.
Snipers will have logs dropped on them whenever they spend more than two minutes on the balcony or if they get five kills in a row against other snipers only.
Pyros can ignite RED base.
Pyros can ignite BLU base.
2fort has been removed from the game.
I really need to visit it some day, if only to cry myself to sleep each night of sheer madness from the almost certain never-ending silence, especially if I follow it up with San Zhi Resort
One BLU...
The last of his team...
Armed with only an axe and a hammer...
Against an army of REDs...
They're going to need more men.
I'm going to make this a comic series once I figure out how to do good posing with Gmod.
"I purchased a desk-top Zen garden (with sand, rocks and rakes). I came in the next morning and some of my co-workers had added a collection of miniatures including orcs, wizards, a Sherman tank and a Spitfire fighter plane to create the most bizarre battle diorama you could possibly imagine. IMMD"
Because they're either
A ). Depressing
B ). NSFBZP
C ). Written while probably inhaling airborne mind-altering substances
D ). Any combination of the above
Post here if you have all of the following:
Bioshock 2 Multiplayer.
An Internet connection.
Video recording software for PC.
And willingness to participate in some stunts.
Don't PM me, I'll PM you.
Pyro:
Pyro's weapons have been replaced with a fan.
Fan has unlimited ammo
Fan can constantly airblast
Fan does no damage.
...
AKA, FIX PYRO VALVE. HE DIDN'T NEED THIS NERF.
