Imagine a line. This line is time. Now, we see time as lone dots in rapid succession, each dot leading to the next.
Tralfamadorians, on the other hand, see the whole line at once. Nothing leads to anything else, it just all IS.
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weeeeeeeee Slaughterhouse V
Standing there alone
the ship is waiting
all systems are go
are you sure?
control is not convinced
but the computer
has the evidence
"no need to abort"
the countdown starts
watching in a trance
the crew is certain
nothing left to chance
all is working
trying to relax
up in the capsule
"send me up a drink"
jokes Major Tom
the count goes on
4 3 2 1
Earth below us
drifting falling
floating weightless
calling calling home...
second stage is cut
we're now in orbit
stabi
Standing there alone
the ship is waiting
all systems are go
are you sure?
control is not convinced
but the computer
has the evidence
"no need to abort"
the countdown starts
watching in a trance
the crew is certain
nothing left to chance
all is working
trying to relax
up in the capsule
"send me up a drink"
jokes Major Tom
the count goes on
4 3 2 1
Earth below us
drifting falling
floating weightless
calling calling home...
second stage is cut
we're now in orbit
stabi
I saw three Scout come rushing in
On Granary, On Granary.
I saw three Scouts come rushing in
Or Granary in the first cap.
And what was in their hands all three
On Granary, on Granary?
And what was in their hands all three
On Granary in the first cap?
The Eff-Ay-Enn and Bonk! were there
On Granary, On Granary.
The Eff-Ay-Enn and Bonk! were there
Or Granary in the first cap.
How did I make myself cry by killing off a character who's barely two-dimensional in one of my stories when he was already listed as "dead" in my mind?
Hopefully it'll be better than Sniper/Spy.
IN OTHER NEWS: Unlock ideas! =D
Pipe wrench: Replaces monkey wrench. Swings slower, reduces metal carry capacitry to 150. Lowers building upgrade costs by 20%. Appears as team-colored pipe wrench a la Opposing Force's.
Ranged Antagonist Interrupter and Neutralizer Bow, AKA the RAINBow: Replaces pistol. Has clip size of one, like Sniper Rifle or Flaregun, carries sixteen total shots. M1 leaches enemy's health into you at a constant rate of 5 hea
USELESS XAERAZ FACT: Some people call me Fig.
ANOTHER USELESS FACT: I fence Epee.
USELESS FACT 3: It's only people at my fencing club who call me Fig.
USEFUL FACT THE FIRST: Y'all are not, and I mean NOT, to call me Fig unless I say you can.
Aimed his rifle at his head
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
Sniper, he had JUST respawned!
And now you're gonna camp away...
Sniper, oo-OO-oooh
I did mean to make you cry,
But I wish that VALVe would nerf him!
Carry on, carry on, as if balance doesn't matter...
One of my favorite strategies in TF2 is to deman/request everyone on my team go engie. We actually did that one on PL_DonkeyKong. The screams of "gOTTAMOVETHATGEARUP" were as much music to my ears at Jarate+CritFlames.
When in doubt, smack them about.
Make it a revolver. Seriously. Give it six shots so the 2.02 second reload time is actually justified. As is, it's too hard to hit with, the flares go too slowly, and they can't be fired fast enough.
THIS IS OPINION KTHXBAI
