A while ago I was having a few drinks with some friends, when the bell rings to call in last orders, before the barman could even say a word a loud voice from the other side of the bar screamed "ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!!!" it was so unexpected I cried with laughter and IMMD"
"While walking home from an extremely tiring gym session up 300+ stairs, I found out someone had spraypainted on a stair about halfway through “This is tiring”. IMMD"
"In my entrepreneurship class, we spent the entire time
Why is it my mind can come up with an opening animation for a TF2 anime? Especially, the Sniper shooting the Spy's cigarette out of his mouth with the huntsman? Or KUNG FU PYRO?
Because there's nothing quite like shotgunning nutzoids in the FAEC while running around and jumping and spinning in circles.
...
DON'T JUDGE ME FOR GOING ALONG WITH HIM IN THAT PART.
Cthulhu shuts down all lines but one.
And the license fee is your son.
And paperwork is never done.
And the coffee tastes like turpentine.
Cthulhu runs a DMV.
Sunk sunk sunk beneath the sea.
Hear him laugh maniacally.
And the coffee tastes like turpentine.
Cthulhu hears not your pleas.
For no customer he ever sees.
Be they below ground or in trees.
And the coffee tastes like turpentine.
Cthulhu hates the time
That he wastes on the line.
So to get back at you and I
He makes t
Burn the sun and boil the land.
REDs shall fall under BLU's hand.
Be they small or be they grand,
Their red blood shall stain the sand.
Burn the air and boil each tree.
REDs shall never kill me.
And into the future, what I can see,
Is you with a face of glee.
Burn my soul and boil my heart.
RED shall not take us apart.
I belong wherever you start,
If only to help you push the cart.
Burn the sun and boil the land.
They'll just what I can
Do to keep us on the plan
That keeps u
*shuts down all lines but one at RDMV*
E and I where having a conversation earlier about how EVIL Office Cthulhu would be. Unfortunately, I lost it.
D=
Played Bioshock through twice as the nice guy. Playing through now for maximum evil.
Update: Wow, Gracie. Glass jaw much? I mean, ONE PUNCH with the friggin HACK TOOL and you go down like a sack of hypos.
Update 2: Wheeeeeee, punched a splicer to death with the hack tool on camera in Siren Alley.
So on my freinds list I've got a medic (Takuma), a soldier (E), a demoman (CillBosby), a pyro (Me), a scout (MillyBays)/Card Crusher), and a laggy combat engie (Soundwave224).
We just need a sniper, a spy, and a heavy to be a full team.
You cannot send in the vortigaunts, they are too busy helping Gordon Freeman!
Anyway, time resumes and you open the door you didn't come in through. It opens away from you, and you enter.
What do you do?
You grab a tube of Krazy Glue, despite never having heard of it before, and pull your ankle free. From there, you grab a conviniently placed Health-Pak and smack it against your ankle, mending it and returning your health to 100. Suddenly, time stops, and a purple suited janitor walks in front of you, sweeps for a bit, and mumbles something about loseing his ointment.
What do you do?
You block both doors with a chair and ring the bell. You hear a whistling and look up, realizing the office has no roof. A pod drops down from space, smashing your ankle into a thousand pieces. Through the pain of having a broken ankle, you manage to read the text on the pod. It reads, "HERO POD: 1920s communist: Russia."
Joseph Stalin's hero pod has broken your ankle. What do you do?
You step inside the office. You are in a waiting room with five chairs of assorted shaoes and sizes.There is a door opposite the one you entered with a doorbell next to it. You turn to look out the window and see a car go careening through where you had just been standing.
What do you do?
"Oo, hello there. I see you've stumbled on our 1920s Utah outpost. Sorry we're not in the office right now, we're busy trying to get a foolish, bumbling leader into his destined role as the dictator of Germany. The door's unlocked, just come inside and visit us home in 2048 if you're interested in the job."
You are standing outside the office of a business called "Time and Space". You have just heard the previous recording. What do you do?
>Enter Office
>Leave
So, I'd heard complaints that the Big Sister fight was a could have been memorable boss that was turned into a miniboss too quickly. So, I came up with a redesign that also works in other parts of the game well, I think. Spoilered for plot-sensitive details.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Fight one: Ryan Amusements. Takes place on the end of the ride, on a scene depicting the Lighthouses that lead to Rapture. The Big Sister leaps off of the top of the lighthouse, and you n
