Go on US 180 W and turn north on TX 337 W. Go straight 3.1 miles and turn right. Keep straight for 0.2 miles and stop.
You should be at a place named Baker Hollow, Mineral Wells, TX 76067. Search the area on your right.
There should be a contact person and a pod hidden somewhere. Tell the contact person you are looking for "pod number two". Get whatever info from them.
Do everything right... AND THE BRADFORD RANT INSTITUTE OF COSMIC KINESIS WILL FOREVER BE INDEBTED TO YOU!
(if you ha
I really am! ... I mean, we should all be thankful for nothing. Imagine a world with no nothing! How would you like to live in a universe in which there was no nothing at all? Every point in space would have something in it! That'd be horrible! (And awfully cluttered.) This year, take a moment to be thankful for nothing. Nothing is truly wonderful.
Huge failure.
In the socializing hour before Sunday School today, I tried to start a verbal meme by telling people: "I am a heron. I have a long neck and scoop fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repeat this to at least five other people, I will fly over to your house tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans."
Well, only one person repeated it (I think, not sure what else he could have been whispering to everyone) and it didn't continue from there.
So, meme-spreading i
But I forgot.
Yesterday my dad unleashed a bunch of roaches into the garage by mistake.
Squishing them is fun but messy.
We all know that after the apocalypse, nothing will be left except rats, roaches, and fruitcake.
OM NOM NOM NOM
Duh!: The Stupid History of the Human Race is not the most epic book in the universe. (It comes close, though.)
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity is the most epic book in the universe.
I suggest you read it so you can learn how to fake a sneeze, say "Waiter, this soup you're serving me, am I the first to eat it?" in Hungarian, gauge your weight by stepping on chewing gum, etc.
With scissors.
I just went SNIP and then two halves of the fly I was trying to assassinate fell onto the windowsill.
I don't believe in squishing flies, BTW.
The sender was -Toa Lhikevikk-. I think I've seen him before.
The title was 'n'.
The content was 'n'.
I deleted it immediately.
...
Y'all still think I'm normal, right?
An album of songs that are constantly repeated on the internet.
The tagline: "You've heard these songs a million times so waste your money and hear them some more!"
The playlist:
1. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
2. I Got A Crush On Obama by Obama girl
3. Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
4. Pants On The Ground by... someone I forgot?
...AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
You know those avatars that change every time you refresh the page?
Well, I just had an idea: someone should make one with the Weeping Angels,* in different positions for each picture.
Now, that would be awesome.
*the Weeping Angels are statues from a Doctor Who episode that only move when no one is looking, and are so quick that simply blinking can give them enough time to kill you
