... Whoa.

Kudos for an original way of taking the fly out, but... whoa.

Now kill one with Slap Chop and clean the remains with Shamwow. You'll be saying SUCCESS every time.

... Oh no.

*Walks onto a crime scene, where a fly has been snipped in half*

Other person: I don't know who'd do such a thing; this fly has been just snipped in half!

Me: ... Well; if I didn't know any better, I say that this fly... *Pulls out sunglasses and puts them on* Couldn't cut it.

External voice: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

That beats me getting my cat to swallow a fly in mid air. 1000 dwarf points.

That's awesome. Forget the chopsticks, one is a REAL man if one can kill a fly with scissors.

(Epic Karate Kid reference )

WHAT DID THE FLY EVER DO TO YOU > > > > > >

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