Some of you may be familiar with King of Nynrah's petition group that he started when the ending rumors first began. When the rumors were confirmed, we were told to email LEGO asking them to bring the line back. A few days ago I did so (Why, why did I not save a copy...) and received this response. It's near identical to the one sent to Black Six, so it makes me think that it was copy-pasted and edited slightly. (And why did they not get the joke about my name being "Ann Onymous"?)
EDIT:
Vince makes you focus on the "wow" part so you forget about the "sham" part.
And according to a recent Dilbert strip (Friday's, I think?), Shamwows can be used to absorb people's souls.
On an unrelated note, what should I change my name to now? Preferably something containing Lhikevikk, though I will not accept any variations on the name itself. (Also, how do I mark all comment in my blog as "read"?) EDIT: Apparently wishing for something makes it happen. Huh. (iwishihadaponyandapotofgoldandsomeicecreamandashinynewcarandalasergunandaspaceshipandatoenailclippingand...)
Welcome back, my fellow paranoids. It has been a while since we last met. However, turmoil has sprung up recently. Staff have retired, been promoted, been demoted, been promoted (forcibly), been self-promoted, been banned, been unbanned, been promoted again, been demoted...
No doubt, this confuses you. Most likely, you may have resolved this debacle by rationalizing it as an April Fool's Day joke.
There is one flaw in your logic, however.
April Fool's Day does not exist.
If you belie
I found this sentence I wrote almost a year and a half ago:
Which suddenly made me decide to look up RoS chapter 7. Last few sentences:
So, was it ever explained what it was?
Duh!: The Stupid History of the Human Race is not the most epic book in the universe. (It comes close, though.)
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity is the most epic book in the universe.
I suggest you read it so you can learn how to fake a sneeze, say "Waiter, this soup you're serving me, am I the first to eat it?" in Hungarian, gauge your weight by stepping on chewing gum, etc.
