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Important Message

Darth Vader never said, "Luke, I am your father!"   What he said was, "No. I am your father."   Please stop misquoting him, kthxbai.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Brickeens

Is now left-foot henchman. Fear him as well.   No clue what a fifth henchman would be called, though. So no, you can't be middle-nostril henchman or anything like that.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Take A Pic

Of Obi-Wan Kenobi, preferably from Episode III.   Draw glasses on him with Microsoft Paint.   BE AMAZED.   (Can't do it right now, my normal comp is unavailable.)

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Imagine The Epicness

Of a Star Wars/The Princess Bride crossover.   "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"   "No. I am your father."   "No! That's not true! That's impossible! That's... inconceivable!"   "I do not think that word means what you think it means, Inigo..."

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Not So Clever

ME: What do you get if you multiply six by nine?   CLEVERBOT: I have a very bad problem with my lifestyle.   ME: Ok, Mr. Bot. What kind of psychology test would you like?   CLEVERBOT: What kind of dog?   ME: Border collie... why?   CLEVERBOT: Head to the dog pond, they should have one there.   ME: Where is the dog pond?   CLEVERBOT: Over the moon.   ME: But the dogs would die in the cold vacuum of space.   CLEVERBOT: Stop that.   ME: You hurt me by saying that. Apolgize within five s

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

A Joke Worth Telling

Is worth over-telling.   Internet memes are an example of this.   (Of course, many of them aren't worth telling, but that's besides the point. )

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Where I Was

I'm not telling.   But let's just say that being alone (except for my mom) on a beach were the "sand" was razor-sharp seashell fragments and the waters had hospital waste floating in them was quite exciting.   Especially when we were stung by miniature jellyfish. (Very painful, but not very poisonous.)

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Disappearing

I'm going to disappear on Dec. 8. Will reappear on Jan. 14. Sorry guys.   also naughty kitty slashed my lip

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Wuh?

The craziest thing just happened with the server.   Since the screenshot has more "waaht" in it than any text description, I tried to upload to majhost but uploading is disabled. Aarrgghh.   Will bump when screenie can be uploaded.   EDIT: KK17 is hosting it on Flickr for me. Rare glitch, had no idea it was possible.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

10 Reasons Gelu Is More Awesome Than Strakk

woot premier week is over and i still have my blog for the rest of the year 8D (I've been using that emote a lot lately, haven't I?)   10: Gelu has an Inika torso, Strakk has an ugly custom. (No customs in my blog. > INIKA TORSOS FTW!) 9: Gelu's job makes him travel the planet. All Strakk does is fight a little and go home. 8. Gelu stopped being a Glatorian so he could be a caravan guard and that's cool. Strakk stopped being a Glatorian because he tried to kill Ackar and that's not cool.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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