"I Am My Own Grandpa" by Ray Stevens
Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown up daughter
With flowing hair of red,
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My minivan has a one-in-eight chance of being involved in an accident!
Well, except I don't own one.
But it still has a one-in-eight chance of having an accident!
Thank you, Wikipedia, for reminding me of that. I had completely forgotten today existed.
Fitting coincidence that I watched the Doctor Who episode of the same name yesterday...
McDonalds has a clown with a corny name.
Burger King has a guy in a ridiculously fancy robe and a plastic mask.
Wendy's has a redhaired girl in her pyjamas.
Arby's has a levitating neon hat that takes over people's brains.
Dairy Queen has a disembodied mouth.
Applebee's has an apple from which Wanda Sykes's voice eminates.
Kentucky Fried Chicken has some colonel who died of obesity-related issues.
Pizza Hut has an invisble entity that never speaks.
Taco Bell had a talking
Dissing is not allowed on BZP.
Cussing is not allowed on BZP.
Discussing, however, is the very reason this site exists!
(also I just noticed that these two colors have each other's hexadecimal codes backwards)
While changing to my current Thomson av, I only then realized that my supposed former Thomson av, made by Cherixon, wasn't my actual av.
...
I used my traditional Dekar/Hydraxon avatar instead for a few days and didn't notice.
...
COURT-MARTIAL AND SHOOT ME, EVERYONE
Now that I have time I can explain my short absence.
We live in the middle of a desert... sort of... so when I suggested we get flood insurance, my parents turned it down as a joke.
Never doubt Duct Tape Precognition.
A few weeks ago, our shower's plumbing sprang a leak. We never noticed, since it inside a wall, but the water came down though the wall... and under the floor.
The hardwood floor.
Our insurance covers it, but when I remembered my flood insurance suggestion I realize
If you couldn't tell, it's a blog approval. Now I can officially approve blogs. 8D
(Geez, I'm getting addicted to that emoticon...)
And someone please join the V Team!
Can it be done? Not without at the help of at least 20 other Premier Members! PM me for the plan!
[hopes we can pull it off]
EDIT: Oh, and it's for April 1, of course. Left that out of the copy-pasted command. Start without me in case I'm a few minutes late.
Some of you may be familiar with King of Nynrah's petition group that he started when the ending rumors first began. When the rumors were confirmed, we were told to email LEGO asking them to bring the line back. A few days ago I did so (Why, why did I not save a copy...) and received this response. It's near identical to the one sent to Black Six, so it makes me think that it was copy-pasted and edited slightly. (And why did they not get the joke about my name being "Ann Onymous"?)
EDIT:
That. Is. One. Epic. Book. XD
It should be required reading in school.
Did you know that...
-there once was an actual "jump into a volcano" fad on a Japanese island? People actually came to see kids throw themselves in. It was later outlawed, though.
-a man was arrested for illegal use of a firearm when he dragged his washing machine down the stairs and shot three times it with his pistol?
-sneezing was considered a sign of good breeding in Europe, so higher-class people would sniff thi
so i'm walking by the book section of my supermarket
and then the words "DON'T BLINK" catch my eye
so i notice it's the title of a new book by James Patterson
and it says on the cover "You blink, you die"
and i'm like
"i'll bet 10 dollars he got this idea from Doctor Who :teehee:"
