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The Secret Of Immortality

If one is dead, they are not living.   Living is the opposite of dying.   But if one is dead, they are not dying, because they are already dead.   If one is dying, they cannot be dead, because to be dead they have to have already died.   If one is dying, they cannot be living, either, because living is the opposite of dying.   There are two states of being. One is living or one is dead, there is no third option.   If one is living, they cannot be dying, if one is dead, they cannot be dying

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

I Killed A Fly

With scissors.   I just went SNIP and then two halves of the fly I was trying to assassinate fell onto the windowsill.   I don't believe in squishing flies, BTW.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Olny Srmat Poelpe Can Raed This

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlya

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Help, Quick

At what point in The Eleventh Hour do the scenes with Jeff in them take place? I can't remember for the life of me, been so long since I saw that episode. The plot summaries on Wikipedia and the Doctor Who Wiki don't help much. D:

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Doctor Who Spoofs

so   um   name an episode and i'll make a mess of it for you   i can do revived series eppies and maybe some classic ones (if i've seen them)   first come, first serve, and any subsequent requests will be ignored until further notice   got it   okay let's do this

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Why I Was Gone Yesterday

...and why I might not be around too much for a day or two.   Basically, my dad is overhauling my computer. So, technical diffuclties might insue, blah blah yadda blah yadda yadda.   Just warning you.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Fish Custard

I ate some for lunch. FINALLY.   It's... not bad. Not SUPER DELICIOUS either, but it tastes kinda good and I'm definitely willing to eat it again.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

This Experiment Should Be Performed

1. Build a tower exactly like either the North or South Tower of the World Trade Center in some random desert somewhere. 2. Obtain an airplane, exactly like the one which destroyed whichever tower was replicated. 3. Crash airplane (via R/C, obviously) into said tower, at exactly the same speed and from the same angle as the 11/09/2001 attack. 4. Observe results.   I don't care how bleeping expensive this would be, it needs to happen.   BTW this comes from a person who neither believes nor d

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

So

Is there a way to find out how long your premiership lasts for?

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Homeschooling Is Fun

My Dad: It's simple, see, here it says 9+6, so you add and get eleven. Me: Nine plus six is not eleven. It's fifteen. My Dad: Oh, right.   My Dad: Define "fortitude." Me: Six times nine in base thirteen?   My Dad: How are you doing in English? Me: Great. Is a prokaryote the cell without a nucleus or with one?   My Dad: What the the two main reasons wars are fought? Me: Some people like to attack; some people like to defend. My Dad: Is that what you read in the book? Me: No, that's just

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Crack

so i'm watching this doctor who serial   from the fourth doctor period right   well   i just got to a part where he talks about a crack in time   and i'm like   deja vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Blogging Paradox

The more you blog, the less there is to your life, giving you less to blog about.   The less you blog, the more there is to your life, giving you more to blog about.   Unless, of course, you aren't blogging about your life.   In which case the circle is then broken. So that we may sing. 8D

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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