10 years ago, after months of numerous failed attempts to sign up (I'm not entirely sure how they failed, only that they did), dinky little 12 year old me, hunched at a computer running Windows XP in Winnipeg, tried one last ditch effort to join this site. He succeeded, and named himself "007lewa". Yeah, not the most iconic of names. From there, he dove headfirst into the Comedies forum, where he did his best to brute force his way to prominence with true gems of entertainment (as far as a
so, it's been awhile haven't posted an entry since march, like holy cow how are you all what do you think of the new smash? if bzp wasn't dead i'd restart the smash files, but why bother
Click the banner to join BZPGOT Season 3! Despite the title, I've done my best to make sure that this season can stand on its own, so new players don't necessarily need to be worrying about being up to date will the prior two games or their associated lore. Any returning plot points will be re-introduced as though they were new, although this season will mainly center around new conflicts and characters. I hope you'll come and join! (And feel free to PM me if you have any questions!)
-Qendroj City- -Luroka Qendroj- In what had once been the council chambers for the Mask Maker Pulse Vatten and his Guardians, Luroka sat rigid in his seat at the round table. Onua, the hulking Toa of Earth, stood beside him. Two figures sat across from them. One, a figure clad in rusted navy armor, was unfamiliar to Luroka – but the other, a Water Protector wearing armor with the sigil of House Vatten, was all too familiar. “Why are you here?” he asked at last, breaking the silence. “
Check the map of Okoto right here. Capital: Daggerfall “As Strong as Stone” Located at the junction between what used to be the old territories belonging to House Maran, House Archean, and House Galum, Daggerfall is a melting pot of different Stone house cultures. After ascending to the throne following the War of Five Kings, King Vinheim Maran turned Daggerfall into the greatest political arena on Okoto, and the city’s military strength is second only to Grave’s Peak in the north and Silodas
My new blog site! The main purpose of this blog is to serve as an extension of my established Instagram page, but that's not really important to any of you. For those of you who might have any interest, I intend to use this blog to talk about gaming mostly, but I won't shy away from sharing my thoughts on other things such as movies or life in general. I might also use it to discuss the behind the scenes of my photos a little bit. Anyway, I doubt any of you really care, but it's there if
-Karamu: Hinterhall- -Anna Saryian- Anna Saryian stepped into the throne room with no small amount of trepidation, flanked by Nidhiki and Tekulo of House Briar. At the end of the hall, lounging upon the ornate golden throne strewn with silver vines, was Makani Chloe Saryian… her mother. “Lady Anna Saryian, your grace,” a Protector of Jungle announced. “Accompanied by Lord Tekulo Briar and Nidhiki Briar.” Her mother nodded. Sharing a wary look with Nidhiki, Anna approached the throne,
I'll be hosting a standalone short, 2 round holiday special for the BZPGOT games in a few days. I'm opening sign ups for it here; the following spots are available: 1 Fire 2 Stone 2 Ice 2 Water 1 Jungle If more people want to play I'm open to including an extra jungle or fire slot; until then it's first come first serve.
So, a week after my first viewing of the film (which I've seen twice now), I think my thoughts on The Last Jedi have settled enough that I can write them out. I thought I would do something a bit different with this one; as a storyteller myself, I thought it might be interesting if, with my complaints about the movie (and there are several), I could challenge myself to propose fixes to said complaints using only the tools that the film itself provides. So without further ado, here we go - sp
-Rollor’s Reach: Citadel- -Jed Corruich- He stepped into the dungeon, one hand on the hilt of his sword, ready to draw it at a moment’s notice. More than one Knight had been led to a trap down here; the Faith might be gone, but not everyone on Okoto was a fan of theirs. The Battle for the Dawn had been largely forgotten, in the aftermath of the War of Five Kings. In the flickering light of the torches, he could make out two familiar faces. “Ehks,” he said, nodding to the Protector o
-Aodhiim: Vakama City Catacombs- -Voltex Aodh- He stepped into the catacombs beneath Vakama City warily. He held a torch in his right hand, and its flickering light was the only one to be seen. A few steps ahead of him, Takua Pyre – his closest friend, and a one of the Pyromancers – led him deeper into the tunnels, running a hand along the wall to avoid losing his way. After what felt like an age in the dark, Takua spoke. “Stick to the middle of the path, and watch the torch. We’ve reac
-Kamuk: New Makuta City Prison- -ShadowVezon Raqmu- He awoke with a start, his chains clanking against each other. His wrists burned as the cuffs scratched and tore at their scabbed surface. The brick wall of his cell was slick and moist, and the dirt on the floor had turned to muck. It had a strong, overpowering stench to it, and if he’d had the energy to do so, he would have flinched away. It wasn’t muck. His energy had abandoned him long ago, however, and so he remained where he w
would you play it vote yes in the comments ten votes and i'll consider it update: i've considered it, and will begin working on it. still no promises but we'll see what i can do
Welcome to Okoto. It has seen half a century of near-constant conflict since the year 296 AE (After Ekimu). Voxumo’s Rebellion; the War for the Throne; the Battle for the Dawn; the War of Five Kings; the Magical Crisis. Each one seemed to permanently alter the landscape of the island, only for everything to change when the next rolled around. As it stands now, in 347 AE, the island is divided into six regions. The nations of Kamuk, Agua Hielo, Karamu and Aodhiim; the centrally located Qendroj Ci
Since Pulse did it with BZPBM, I figured I'd go back through BZPGOT S1 and S2 to calculate some of the stats; and by some I mean two. So below, listed from most to least, are the POV counts for each season and then the number of times each character was mentioned by name in each season. Season 1 POVs 1-PULSE (Pulse Vatten; 11) 2-NATO (Nato Greavesey; 11) 3-VOXUMO (Voxumo Ash; 9) 4-BURNMAD (Burnmad Aodh; 8) 5-SMOKE MONSTER (Smoke Monster Boscage; 8) 6-ZATTH (Zatth Raqmu; 6) 7-FF (FF Crustallus;
Written in the style of the Mask Maker Voltex's histories, detailing the events of the War of Five Kings and the Magical Crisis - two events that have changed the face of Okoto forever, and signal the Great War to come.
from VOLTEX and ONAKU SHADOW -327 AE: The Western Wall- -AHKMOU UMRIK- - He awoke to the sound of silence. It was a silence of an absolute nature, blanketing everything around him with an alien sense of quiet and calm that did not belong. The ground around him was covered with blood and muck, littered with the fallen corpses of Protectors. A hundred yards away, he could just barely make out the crumbling ruins of what had been the Western Wall, a formerly impenetrable defence that h
