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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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Ears

Imagine if our ears were detachable, had serrated edges on one side, and we could throw them and they would return (with the serrated edges pointing away from us, of course).     ...Wait, that'd be very painful. But you'd literally be able to hear for miles around. You could also put your ears somewhere and eavesdrop on some secret conversations, like how people react incredulously to the fact they now have detachable serrated boomerang ears.
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"Draw a Hot Dog"

"I see the Mona Lisa"   uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   (Google Quickdraw for those interested)
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Irritating

You know what I hate?   When people speak under their breath, particularly about other people.   You're still loud enough to be heard. Lots of us aren't deaf.
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Untitled

Roses are red Violets are blue Lhikan dies in BIONICLE 2   BIONICLE 2: Legends of Metru Nui released over 12 years ago and is older than a good portion of people on the internet. In the film, Lhikan dies near the end trying to save main character, Vakama, from being absorbed by the evil Makuta - who has this giant shadow hand. How cool would it be to have your own giant shadow hand? Not to absorb things into you because that's mean, of course, but just as another hand.
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Yet Another Question

What would you do if you were trapped in a room, and on the other side of the only door there was nothing?
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ANOTHER QUESTION

Once again, you are trapped in a room. Or content to be in the room. Whichever floats the boat you probably don't have.   But this time, instead of a swarm of wasps on the other side of the only door... it's 2016. And it keeps asking you what your favourite things are, the individuals you admire, the people closest to you, the media you like... it's determined to get answers from you.   You can hear its nefarious giggling through the door.   So what do you do?
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A QUESTION

If you were trapped in a room, and on the other side of the only door there was an angry swarm of wasps, what would you do?
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The Night Of Many Scares

Have you given your local Skeleton Overlord the sweet confectionery they desire?   Remember, to show your respect for the skeleton overlords, put a bone in your window. That way, they won't come into your house and demand it even if you forget. They are merciful rulers, except when they aren't, in which case you'll be split into two halves, the half of bone and the half of flesh. A skeleton to rule over, and flesh to, uh, be animated for spooky uses.   And then, when the ghosts and other intang
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A question

How do people manage to have confidence in themselves? Even if they've never managed to have any degree of confidence in themselves?   How can you when you know that you're probably one of the worst people alive? How can you even hope to have the arrogance to talk to better people, as if you should?   How can you even think it's okay to think things like this when other people have worse problems, and thus expressing them is so incredibly selfish, because they need help more than you do?   H o w
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FREND! ? YES FREND!

HI EVERY1   ARE U PREPARED 2 MEAT UR NEW FREND? I FOWND A NEW FREND FOR ALL OF U NEEDING 1. HOW DO U FIND A FREND U ASK????? WELL ITS REELLY QUIET SIMPUL. U JUST GO DOWN 2 THE SOP & BUY 1. SUMTIMES THEY HAVE A BUY 1 GET 1 FREE OFFER ON. OTHER TIMES THEYRE DISSCOWNTED. I CANT SAY HOW MUCH THEY COST CUZ I FORGOT. ALSO IF THEY DONT HAVE 1 JUST ASK THE CASHEER TO CHEKC THE BACK STOREAGE PLACE. AND CHECK BEHIND UR BACK FREND ALLWAYS NEEDS ATTENSHUN OR U R NOT FRENDLY ENOUGH AND U DIE   ANYWAY  
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Anxiousness

Does anyone else suddenly get moments of massive anxiety and start worrying about everything that it gets so hard to focus on anything else?   Everyone's judging you, there are problems with everything you have that you need to fix, your problems are eternal and cannot be fixed, you're a burden to everyone else... that kind of thing.
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pOIginant? no i'm tired

Everyone that's ever lived has been alive at some point   Everyone that existed existed at some point   Even you
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What Would You Do If You Had...

What would you do if you were effectively immortal, eternal, pretty much had divine powers and the things that come with it?   That is to say, What would you do if you had divinity, or at the very least, an approximation of it?   Would you become a recluse, afraid that you would misuse the power? Would you attempt to dominate the world (and if you would, that's, uh, quite concerning)? Would you attempt to share it with others, somehow? Would you use your power to change what you thought needed
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An Ideal World

Space Colonisation becomes a thing   BIONICLE comes back a third time     Endangered life is no longer endangered and still exists   Aliens are discovered and aren't determined to annihilate us all   The Earth itself is reinvigorated   We discover several new cheeses   Some other good stuff happens   Bad stuff doesn't happen   The letter 'I' learns how to deal with the world   Everyone is sacrificed in tribute to Skeletons
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A Question That Is Deep, Hard To Answer, And Definitely Not A Mockery

CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOU, TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   CAN YOU COMPREHEND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   CAN YOUR MIND UNDERSTAND THE DEEPNESS OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   ARE YOU ABLE TO EXIST ALONGSIDE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   WILL WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SHOCK YOU?   ONCE YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
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An Inaner Thought-scenario

(Is Inaner a word?)   Imagine this: you are in a room. In this room is a table - a long one, in the shape of an oval, with a large hole in the middle. The table's surface is about 90cm in width. There are chairs on the inner side of the table, and there are people sitting in all but one. You are in the middle of this central position. As you walk towards the empty chair, the heads of the people start to turn. Towards you, even to degrees that should not be possible - on the chair on the opposite
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Dimensions

I always thought it was weird we tried to attach a fourth dimension to some things. It's not as if we could really comprehend them - can a square comprehend a cube? Can a circle comprehend a cylinder?   I would guess 'no'. Which makes one wonder if three dimensions are required for life. Can a square be aware?   Which, if there is an exponentially increasing complexity per dimension added, makes me wonder how incomprehensible a fourth dimension would be to us. Probably 'entirely'.
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Here is a Scenario

What would you do if the last five inanimate objects you touched suddenly came alive and decided to plot against you?
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An Idea

So, BZPower used to have a Featured Member feature, that would appear on the front page.   Now, I believe it was a different person every day. In pre-2011 BZP, that was more than possible. Lots of active people, at least a couple of thousand. I think.   Now, BZPower is much less often. But that doesn't mean it can't be brought back. But, of course, it could do with some refinement. And for something as big as being featured, it should require something. Like a contribution - or five, to BZPower'
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Quake Beast + Umarak the Destroyer

Quake Beast... easily the weakest of the three beasts, and the weakest of the entire summer wave. It looks awkward from the back and the side, only looking good from the front. The function isn't really that good, either - it's just swinging the crystal arm forward without much oomph. If you ask me - they should have used Skull Basher's function here instead of a gearbox. Also, the legs are only just barely supporting the body.   Umarak the Destroyer - the largest single figure G2 is ever going
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Elements

If you could canonise BIONICLE Elements, what elements would you canonise?
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