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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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December.

It starts Monday.   Defend your ears and eyes as holiday stuff begins vastly increasing in frequency.
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Bara Magna: A Slightly More Realised Idea

Parched. Sandy. Harsh. The desert planet of Bara Magna is no place for the faint of heart.   It is also no place for the good-hearted. Generosity is frowned upon, for resources are very limited. As such, Glatorian warriors battle in the arenas to settle disputes over resources, scarce in the barren desert wastelands of Bara Magna, and yet even winning a battle does not guarantee the resources will be safe from the beings that prowl the deserts, such as the Vorox, Bone Hunters, and, if rumours ar
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The Changes of Names

In a few days I can change my BZP name.   Suggest me names, please. Maybe 'I LOVE PUNS' or 'Pulse' or 'Pulsating Pulse' or 'Pulsating Cheddar' or 'CHEDDAR FOR FISTS' or 'NAME SUGGESTED BY BZPOWER' THIS IS TOO COMMON, TOO OVERDONE. Besides... I already have a name in mind for once. While we're on names, here's a confession: I don't hate puns.   You know what, comment and I'll give you name based on what first comes into my head after reading your comment. Because nobody said I can't suggest name
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COTTOMOF

If you have a Transparent Orange Mask of Fire, you are now eligible for...   THE CULT OF THE TRANSPARENT ORANGE MASK OF FIRE!     Join today, and TRANSPARENT ORANGE FIRE will permeate all aspects of your life! It'll warm you when you're cold, it'll help you be brave and bold, it'll burn away mice and mould, it absolutely cannot be sold! That's what you've been told!   Sign up for said Definitely-Not-A-Cult using the form below!   NAME: ADDRESS: FAVOURITE ELEMENT: FIRE/TRANSPARENT ORANGE FIRE/
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You Have 24 Hours

Look at the time.   24 hours is up, and a new set of 24 hours begins. A Matoran wanders in, asks a few questions, and then...   You Have 24 Hours.   Don't tell me you don't what the time limit's for - remember when I said 'no exceptions'? I didn't actually mean it. There's always an exception. If someone says no exceptions, you can practically guarantee there's a exception somewhere. Maybe the right circumstances will bring it forward into the light, or perhaps it's hidden away behind a loophole
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BIONICLE Mafia: You Have 24 Hours Blogpost

A post for the YH24H mafia idea, fleshing it out a bit. --- First Revision First off, the game may or may not end up as XXIV. Some may contest that, but I will make a bid for XXIV.   THE GIMMICKTWIST:   The game is over the span of one fictional day, split up into four parts, taking a maximum of NINE rounds. Each of these parts has two rounds, to represent the Morning, the Afternoon, the Evening, and the Night. In addition, the main method of killing is by poison. This means that those targeted
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Necks

Imagine if our necks were like screws in that if we rotated our heads our head + neck would pop out of our body, and also that are necks were flexible + extendable so we could look around corners around corners, and that that our detached neck-heads could float. So you could detach your head by unscrewing it, get someone else to detach their head, and swap bodies for a while, or go on an adventure as just a head (and a pair of hands, see that other blog entry), or extend your neck if you needed
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201

Apparently, this is my 201st blog entry. Meaning the last one was the 200th blog entry!   This calls for...   MORE INANE QUESTIONS! ​Inane Question: Last year, when BIONICLE's return was announced, why didn't you take the opportunity to assassinate the Hero Factorieses? Inane Question Two: Next year, when the Demented Clowns of Honkle come knocking at your door with a clownish honk-roar, what will you do to prepare for the Oncoming Ahonkalypse? Inane Question One Plus Two: Someone makes
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SLEEP

JUST ONE WEEK WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY GET TO SLEEP   PLEASE?
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NEW TERRIBLE PUN

If Pohatu 2015 edition was really grumbly and angry all the time, then I guess you could say that Pohatu po-hates-u!
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A Few More Scenarioquestionthingawhyareyouansweringthems

YOU THERE ANSWER THESE You discover that you have the power to absorb LEGO pieces into your body and then assemble them as extra limbs. How do you respond to this? You discover rumours of plans to build a HERO Factory... right where wherever you call home is located! Also, in such a clichéd and predictable move, humans are disappearing and creepy robot 'heroes' are increasing in number. How do you stop the tyranny of the HERO Factory? You discover a discovery which has not as yet been di
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Confidence

If there's one thing I've always lacked, it's confidence. That's not a bad thing despite what some will say.   Yet apparently, lack of confidence is a problem. When someone is confident and does good, it's 'determination'. When someone is confident and does bad, it's 'arrogance'.   I'd much rather doubt myself than be arrogant any day. Confidence is just as much as a flaw as a lack of it is, it's not some ridiculous black and white 'NO CONFIDENCE BAD, CONFIDENCE GOOD' stuff. World's more compli
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Telephones

What if telephones could talk to us?   Not through other people's messages, but of their own volition? What if they could plot to make you miss important calls and prevent you from being able to make calls? What if they could play some sort of noise that slowly killed you? What if they could manipulate humans into doing their evil work? What if they could pretend to be other people by splicing together previous calls to create a new, dubious call? What if telephones revolted against humans?   Wh
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Minor Annoyance

Don't ascend at the pace of a snail up a set of stairs, especially when the aforementioned set of stairs are the only ones students use to traverse between the floors of the building, and the corridors to and from the stairs on each floor are very narrow.
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How to be a BIONICLE fan on BZPower in the years 2007-2009 (& also 2010)

Make a few flippant comments about how bad the sets are and how BIONICLE is no longer 'good', while sticking around and continuing to buy the sets anyway.   2010: Be very angry at Hero Factory for replacing BIONICLE despite also being from LEGO, wishing that BIONICLE was still around because it was obviously superior.   Obviously, this isn't completely representative of what we thought and it's a bit exaggerated - I'm only saying that because of the Inevitable Pedants who will point out that no
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What if...

What if the Earth just randomly and suddenly decided the best course of action was to explode without warning?
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The Inevitable

I can't wait for the inevitable quarrels about: How the reboot sucks and how BIONICLE 01-10 was 'better' How the new iterations of Toa/Masters look nothing like the originals How the personalities of the Toa are 'incorrect' and 'unfaithful' to the originals Everything else as well because this BZPower
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BZP Frontpage

That's the largest amount of news for one day that there's been... long time, I think? Might even be the largest amount, not too sure about it.   Feels strange to see more than three or four blocks of news for one day. More than two, even.
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It's That Day People Celebrate

A Merry Happy Joyous Jovial Jolly Cheerful Favourable Pleasing Holiday Occasion to you all, regardless of who, what, where, or when you are.   More specifically, merry christmas since that's what the today is for most people.   ...Well, you know, there's only one week left in the year! 2015. Well. Uh. 2015. It's going to be 2015. 2015! Not sure how I feel about that. 2015 has BIONONICELS and stuff. Not sure what else, it hasn't happened yet. Anyone here been to 2015?
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Some Random Thoughts On Bionicle

Here are some random thoughts on BIONICLE, because I can say them. Mostly about the sets. Get ready for a random mess. And opinions.     -The Toa Hagah were the best Toa to use the Toa Metru build. -Remove the Hydruka from 2007 and put in 4 more Mahritoran, rather than the two we had. I understand that there were not many Kanohi to choose from that would be stable on the Metru head, asides from the Kiril, Kaulsi, Rode and Lhikan's Hau. The latter two would have worked. -What happened to large se
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