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Have you tried drinking a piping cold glass mug of carbonated swedish gumballs?

I heard this works without a doubt.

Have you tried drinking a piping cold glass mug of carbonated swedish gumballs?

 

I heard this works without a doubt.

don't lie

Next thing you know, he'll have me trying fermented fish...

Have you tried pricking your finger on a spinning wheel?

Try staying awake. It's exhausting, and you'll fall asleep. 

Also, you might try dealing with your physical pain and anxiety attacks, if you have them.