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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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Sincere Question

What does the Skull Scorpio's stinger tail actually do? Does it inject venom? Does it snap you in half? Does it grab you and throw you 30 feet into the air? Does it warp reality? Does it just want a friend?
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A Suggestion

We should ask LEGO to make the entirety of BONKLE 2016 clown themed. We can already change the name to 'HONKLE', fitting the clown theme. No, wait. THE ENTIRETY OF 2016.   Along with this, we can bring back Hero Factory as 'Clown Factory'.   Then we can extend Legends of Chima as 'Legends of Clowns'.   Ninjago can become 'Clowngo', the masters of Clownjitzu.   Roboriders can come back as 'Roboclowns' too, and Slizers... Slizers will simply become 'Clowns'.   Galidor can come back unchanged. Al
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Here is a Scenario

What would you do if the last five inanimate objects you touched suddenly came alive and decided to plot against you?
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Some Stupid Speculation

Here is some absolutely stupid speculation about this year's first wave of sets.   First off, let's start with the Melum speculation. Melum's name is Melum. This is similar to 'Malum', which I think means bad in latin? Additionally, Melum shares the letters 'M', 'E', and 'U' with Metus, a character from 2009. Metus was a traitor. As as result of the above, we can guess that Melum is a bad guy and a traitor, thus explaining why Melum has no trap like the other creatures. Melum is a traitor!
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Names, with Pulse

The name SLEUP can be changed soon. These are the options, if anyone wishes to vote on them. Pulse Pulsate Impulse Impulsive Repulse Repulsive Appulse Not Pulse Pulsating Pulse Pulsepulsepulsepulse Electromagnetic Pulse PULSE Pulse, Master of [insert suggestion here] Imreappulsivating [bZP-Suggested Name #1] [bZP-Suggested Name #2]
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What if...

What if we put jet boosters on entire landmasses, allowing them to relocate to a different position on the globe or fly off into space?
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That chef

That chef better be one of the major most plot-integral characters in BIONICLE 2015.
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February Thoughts

The Hordika Neck is definitely the most useful thing to come out of 2005.   I should get that transparent orange Mask of Fire. There's no other way to get it that I know of. With a bonus skull spider and poster too!   Lord of Skull Spiders could be improved so easily if you simply moved the Glatorian necks in the place of the technic beams and then attached the normal CCBS legs to it, placing the original IFB-claw leg-ends on the end of those legs. Not sure about this, but LOSS' function would
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Some Hope

Last week I finally went and got an appointment with a Doctor.   It went better than I had feared. All things being well, very soon I'll be getting some form of counselling/therapy.   I should have done it years ago, really. But that's the joke, isn't it. Not wanting help for often severe anxiety because said anxiety is telling you that you're better off with it or that you're faking it.   I let so many things, so many people pass by because I was too anxious. Sometimes ending up with regret,
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SUDDEN QUIZ

1. What is absolutely "Magnificent!" according to Mata Nui? 2. Is Krekka Blue or Red? 3. What were Thulox' and Morak's role in the 2007 story? 4. How did Onua save Lewa from Skull Spiders in the animations? 5. When Vezon appeared in 'The Kingdom' alternate universe, who did he kill? 6. When did Brutaka stop being a character and more of a tool? 7. How many Makuta died in 2008, including the ones that survived and later died in 2010? 8. What explosive fruits grow on Mata Nui, Bara Magna, and Oko
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BIONICLE Mafia: Legends: Post-Game Thoughts

Seeing how quickly the Shadow Matoran won, I think I may have made them too powerful, or at least gave them too many people. 5 people were Shadow-aligned in a 20-player game, and four of them didn't know the fifth, but the fifth knew them. Should've probably reduced the Shadow Matoran's numbers from four to three, and make the Shadow Turaga's death scenario less over-the-top or have more conditions associated with it. I am really glad it did not devolve into a trainwreck. I feared that would ha
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Things

Remember on the old forums that you could put a short description below a title, instead of tags?   I kind of miss that, even though I don't start topics much.   Also, kinda wondering, why some parts of the Star Wars EU excluded from being made non-canon? Was it one of those weird Star Wars things where everything has to be slightly more complicated and if they made the things non-canon we wouldn't know the incredibly important backstory of Background Extra #353256, also known as 'Evi L'badgi'?
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Naming Day

IT'S NAMING DAY!   What name did Turaga Vakama's secret clone give you?   My apparent new name is 'Why Do I Have Duck Feet I Don't Actually Have Duck Feet That's My Name Why Did Vakama's Secret Clone Give Me This Name'.
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22 years

22 years of existence on this 22nd of the month.   Hmm.
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An Idea

So, BZPower used to have a Featured Member feature, that would appear on the front page.   Now, I believe it was a different person every day. In pre-2011 BZP, that was more than possible. Lots of active people, at least a couple of thousand. I think.   Now, BZPower is much less often. But that doesn't mean it can't be brought back. But, of course, it could do with some refinement. And for something as big as being featured, it should require something. Like a contribution - or five, to BZPower'
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Several Things

Considering the absolutely wonderfully creative name that is 'Matoro', we should be glad we didn't get any characters named as following: Toao the Toa Turago the Turaga Agoro the Agori Protecto the Protector of [Element] Maskmakero the Mask-Maker ---   I've found an extremely rare super-advanced leak of the 2017 BIONICLE Summer Wave, containing nothing but their names: Beast Beast (a beast...with a twist: it's... A BEAST) Scary Beast (a beast... that FRIGHTENS YOU) Skull Beast (a beast
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A Question That Is Deep, Hard To Answer, And Definitely Not A Mockery

CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOU, TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   CAN YOU COMPREHEND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   CAN YOUR MIND UNDERSTAND THE DEEPNESS OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   ARE YOU ABLE TO EXIST ALONGSIDE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?   WILL WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SHOCK YOU?   ONCE YOU BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
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Ninjago

Those Ninjago sets look pretty good but I know next to nothing about the plot of Ninjago.   So here's my guess as to what the plot of Ninjago is, based on nothing but the sets:   2011: Ninjas start being trained by the old beard guy to defeat the evil skeletons, who threaten to destroy the ninjas for some reason. There's also some evil dude named Marmalade or something who commands them who's pretty much the Makuta of Ninjago as I understand it. They succeed and the skeletons get punched out of
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BIONICLE GENERATION TWO GENERATION TWO

I've got a question for those of you more acquainted with physics, and also the lack of them:   Would wings made out of fire work?   Are giant antlers on your head practical?   Where can you find the wild Ikir phoenixes of Okoto? (asking for a friend, I think their name is U. Marak)   Did the skeletons in the ancient city evolve from the inhabitants of Okoto or did the inhabitants of Okoto evolve from them?   Where did Tahu get all that gold from?
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Drained Masks

I've a question for those of you with the drained masks that come with the Skull Skeletons, the gold/transparent colour blended ones.   How much of a single mask is gold and how much of that same mask is transparent, for each of them?   My drained Mask of Jungle is only really gold on the bottom 'jaw' piece and in between the eye holes , the rest of it is transparent green.   The drained Mask of Earth I have, on the other hand, is only transparent purple above the eye holes - below them, it's go
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Warning: Terrible Pun Ahead

Terrible Pun Ahead If you hate bad puns, do not go further Seeing as you got this far even with three warnings, please don't complain. You know, Matoro, all Makuta except Miserix, Lhikan, Sidorak, and countless other characters who died that I can't really remember aren't really in the spirit of BIONICLE. They're more in the spirit of DIEONICLE. Because they all died. THAT WAS TERRIBLE
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Ask Questions.

I thought I'd do one of these. I think I did one once before, but it's been a year since then so why not do it again.   Ask me questions, about anything that is legal on BZP, of course, and I will try to answer them as best as I can.  
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Uhhh

What's this supposed to be?   There were some weird combiners in G1.
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