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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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Those of you who believe BIONICLE is returning:

Why do you believe that it is returning?   What evidence do you have, if any? Is it something you know? Because I doubt that, given the lack of any information regarding new themes.   On various other sites, I see people saying they know BIONICLE is returning. I'm sorry to say: no, you don't. That's just something you want to believe. Rumours are nothing more than rumours. We would all like it to return. But there's a thing we all need to do, and that's letting go of the past. BIONICLE had its
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Ask Questions.

I thought I'd do one of these. I think I did one once before, but it's been a year since then so why not do it again.   Ask me questions, about anything that is legal on BZP, of course, and I will try to answer them as best as I can.  
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Remember Something About BZPower, Late 2008?

Tell me: do you remember the Metru Nui Online Game? Created by BZP users -Takua- and Tula.   It came out in late 2008. It had a 'promotion' of those disk banners, of which were interactive and you could collect about up to 50 disks. Remember? That promotion itself started pretty much exactly seven years ago. (Related in terms of interactive banners - in 2009 came the whack-a-thornax banners. Surprising to see them still in a signature recently. That's old...)   It's still being hosted online, s
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The Shocking BONKLE Reveal of 2015

Skull Grinder laughed. It, a mere reanimated skeleton taller than most of the Toa and a very big staff and also a sword for some reason, had defeated all six Toa with little effort, mostly because, as a skeleton, it didn't feel pain. (Skeletons usually don't feel pain.) It didn't have a brain either, but it would prefer not to dwell on the ramifications of being a reanimated skeleton while it was picking on Ekimu, an opponent half its size and with the ability to feel pain. Ekimu was also not at
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Warning: Terrible Pun Ahead

Terrible Pun Ahead If you hate bad puns, do not go further Seeing as you got this far even with three warnings, please don't complain. You know, Matoro, all Makuta except Miserix, Lhikan, Sidorak, and countless other characters who died that I can't really remember aren't really in the spirit of BIONICLE. They're more in the spirit of DIEONICLE. Because they all died. THAT WAS TERRIBLE
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G&T Game Idea

I've got an idea for a G&T game.   First thought about a 'Free-for-all' Mafia, but that would be chaos, plus it's already been done.   Then thought about an idea that spun off of that one, except with zamors if you remembered what they did in 2006. Basically, you targeted someone and they then shifted allegiance to you. Anyone they targeted would also ultimately be aligned to you. But that would be chaos, not to mention that that if we assume no two people target the same person, we have a l
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FREND! ? YES FREND!

HI EVERY1   ARE U PREPARED 2 MEAT UR NEW FREND? I FOWND A NEW FREND FOR ALL OF U NEEDING 1. HOW DO U FIND A FREND U ASK????? WELL ITS REELLY QUIET SIMPUL. U JUST GO DOWN 2 THE SOP & BUY 1. SUMTIMES THEY HAVE A BUY 1 GET 1 FREE OFFER ON. OTHER TIMES THEYRE DISSCOWNTED. I CANT SAY HOW MUCH THEY COST CUZ I FORGOT. ALSO IF THEY DONT HAVE 1 JUST ASK THE CASHEER TO CHEKC THE BACK STOREAGE PLACE. AND CHECK BEHIND UR BACK FREND ALLWAYS NEEDS ATTENSHUN OR U R NOT FRENDLY ENOUGH AND U DIE   ANYWAY  
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Bad Bionicle Puns

Because I may or may not be still irritated tomorrow, let's make bad bionicle puns and feel ashamed of ourselves several weeks after when we go back and look at how stupid this entry was.   Dead Bionicle - a dieonicle   A cool Bionicle - a bionicool   A piece of bionicle currency - a bionickel   A much maligned bionicle band - a bionickelback   A bionicle that asks too many questions - a whyonicle   A crying bionicle, or an ice bionicle - a cryonicle   A fiery bionicle, or something done to dea
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Hammers and Guns and More

Okoto must have had a rough history if there were reasons to put gatling guns in hammers.   But... isn't that sort of, well, not safe at all? What if you fire while hammering a nail into a wall and thus accidentally break it down? How exactly would you effectively aim it?   And then Onua takes it even further by putting a drill on the back of one, which sounds more dangerous - what if you're drilling through the ground and accidentally fire? Oops, you don't have an arm any more.   What's next? G
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Time

If you had complete control over time, what would you do?
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Oops

Currently in the process of regretting and cringing about the fact that I let BZPower choose my name, just like I said I wasn't allowed to. Now, I did mention that I wasn't allowed to do that in the contract, so...   Maybe I'll have Selup as my next name. Or Snese. Or Sneselup. Whichever. That is, if I haven't forgotten about them by the end of January/start of February.
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A Serious Question

In the BIONICLE Canon, both G1 and G2, do the bonkles actually have the gears on their back that turn their arms/waist, and if so, can they be turned by other bonkles?
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What We've Discovered About Ekimu

We have discovered that Ekimu is an Evil Vampire. Ekimu's name starts with E, and has an i. This is shared with the word 'Evil'. Ekimu's name has an e, m, and i. This is shared with the word 'Vampire'. Ekimu was resting in a coffin for a very long time. Ekimu required elemental energy - he feeds on the elemental energy of other beings. He is currently 'discoloured' because he needs more energy, and has manipulated the Toa into giving him elemental energy. Makuta put his face in the sky
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BZPBM Archive: Episode One, Part One

EPISODE ONE THE SOUNDS OF SAND   -ROXTUS- -Pahrak- IC:, Smoke Monster (All), Tuma (All), Pahrak (After entrance)   Smoke Monster entered the chamber of the Mighty Leader Tuma. As usual, it was dark inside of Tuma’s Chamber, the only light shining down upon Tuma, reclining on his throne. Smoke Monster did not dare speak first, not until Tuma directly addressed him.   “Agori. You are one of our representatives to the others; Smoke Monster. Welcome to my chamber. I command your devot
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Toa Stone

Game idea for G&T, which needs something fresh. Very basic right now, came up with it in sleep. Sort of inspired by Mafia and Technic Coliseum, but not really like them - not round-based, probably real-time instead.   No idea on the amount of players yet, but it's got a few designated things, split into three rounds:   Round One: Survival: One player is Makuta. Their goal is to kill all the Matoran. Another player is a Toa. Their goal is to protect the Matoran. Everyone else is Matoran.
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Skull Commercial

I think the Skull Bonkle commercial had a hidden story to it, so I decided to give you my interpretation of it.   ---   SKULL SKELETONS: Do you think we should hep the big skeleton thing that just revived us?   SKULL SKELETONS: No, not really.   SKULL SKELETONS TURN TO DUST AS SKULL GRINDER IS DEFEATED BY TAHU WITH ONE BLOW IN SKULL GRINDER'S WEAK SPOT FOR 999,999,999 DAMAGE!   MEANWHILE   TOA: Should we help Tahu?   TOA: Nah, we hate him. He's full of himself, let's watch him get defeated and
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Important Reminder

REMEMBER: EVERYONE WILL BE 100% SERIOUS TOMORROW, EVEN IF WHAT WILL BE SAID SOUNDS FAR-FETCHED. BELIEVE THEM.   THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN:   PEOPLE COULD BE ON FIRE PEOPLE COULD BE INEXPLICABLY FLYING PEOPLE COULD BE UNCONTROLLABLY ROLLING AWAY PEOPLE COULD BE CLONING THEMSELVES PEOPLE COULD BE SMASHED BY FALLING BLOCKS PEOPLE COULD HAVE ARMS AND LEGS AND A HEAD BUT LACK A BODY PEOPLE'S FACES COULD BE HUGELY DISTORTED AND CONTORTED PEOPLE COULD HA
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Ears

Imagine if our ears were detachable, had serrated edges on one side, and we could throw them and they would return (with the serrated edges pointing away from us, of course).     ...Wait, that'd be very painful. But you'd literally be able to hear for miles around. You could also put your ears somewhere and eavesdrop on some secret conversations, like how people react incredulously to the fact they now have detachable serrated boomerang ears.
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Ghosts

Imagine if dead forums were haunted by ghosts and they had GHOST FLAME WARS about who scared more people and who was scarier.   They'd do stuff like taking control of signatures long abandoned and bumping dead topics, making those topics zombies controlled by ghosts, and interfering with navigation, and other stuff like stuff!
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The Changes of Names

In a few days I can change my BZP name.   Suggest me names, please. Maybe 'I LOVE PUNS' or 'Pulse' or 'Pulsating Pulse' or 'Pulsating Cheddar' or 'CHEDDAR FOR FISTS' or 'NAME SUGGESTED BY BZPOWER' THIS IS TOO COMMON, TOO OVERDONE. Besides... I already have a name in mind for once. While we're on names, here's a confession: I don't hate puns.   You know what, comment and I'll give you name based on what first comes into my head after reading your comment. Because nobody said I can't suggest name
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Obnoxious Text

What's the most obnoxious/annoying/irritating way of displaying text you can come up with?   THIS IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS   See how hard to read that is? Now add in alternating caps lIkE tHiS or, to me, even worse: Capitalising The Start Of Every Word. Give it some rainbow text too. Perhaps random bolding, italics, and underlining for good measure. Ooh! Align it differently each line. Line 1, right-aligned. Line 2, left-aligned. Line 3,right-aligned again. Line 4, centred! And if that wasn't enough,
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