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Ew Speaks! On Comedies

You open the Comedies forum and you see twenty topics or more flash in front of you.   Some have titles spanning from funny to downright odd, from "The Life Of Whenua and a Turaga Names Spirit" or "Ask Kepeke!" You click on one that seems like it'd be interesting and all you see is a series of lines of dialog filled with the same words.   Lalala.   But instead of posting and saying that the comedy is unoriginal, bland and boring, even hard to read, consider this.       Fact: The authors o

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Four Basic Personality Types

Guy one: "The glass is half full!"   Guy two: "The glass is half empty..."   Guy three: "The glass is half full! Wait... No, it's half empty... No, wait, it's... It's... What was the question again?"   Guy four: "Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!"   ~EW~

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The 2011 B Z P T-shirt Project!

Announcing...     That's right folks. The smash hit from last year that got rrrraaaavveee reviews at BrickFair is returning for another season! EW-TV exec EW has decided to fund this wonderful show.   For those of you who don't know much about this, here's the gist. In late 2009, a few members decided to take matters into their own hands and create a T-Shirt specifically for other members, since the staff has their own shirts to distinguish them. The idea was simple: the members design the

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Bzprpg

I've been considering joining it.   Comment if you want me to join. If I get enough people interested, I might just do it.   ~EW~

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Brickfest '09

I stand a high chance at going to Brickfest in Portland, thanks in no small part to the bugging I gave my mom about it. XP   So, um, any chances a BZPer will be able to pick up a random hitchhiker along I5N?   ~EW~

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Reasons Why Nukaya Cloud Fire Is Awesome

Firstly, I would like to make an Imperial decree stating that the word "Nukayawesomeness" be an official word in every language known to humanity.       Now, why is Nukaya awesome, you say? Let us sample but a few of the many aromas of Nukaya's awesomeness: She is from Oregon, the most awesome state in the Union. She is from Portland, the most awesome city in the most awesome state in the Union. She is eclectic. I love anyone who can love anything. She constantly directs me to geeky web

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Who Is Ew?

Yes, this is part of my Respectism project. Like others have done before, this part of the project is going to remain rather ambiguous until it is done.   This time, I want you, the member to say exactly who EW is in your opinion. All who know/know of EW are encouraged strongly to post their opinions about EW.   And yes, EW is indeed talking about himself in third-person.   ~EW~

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Fall S W R P G Preface Epic Preview

290 ABY An unknown planet on the Outer Rim * * * * * Master Tash Yvonne was a master of the Force, manipulating it to a molecular level of efficiency. Over forty years of serving the Jedi Order to her credit, there was little in the galaxy that could contest with her. She had been known as a ruthless killer when the need called for it, and had no remorse for murdering people who were deemed evil. To some, she was a guardian to the Jedi and to the galaxy's people. To others, however, she

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Dance

How was it that I suddenly have a penchant for Euro club dance music?   ~EW~

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Update Of Adventures As Of Late

In case you didn't notice, I am absent from BrickFair. The reason is a lack of funding, and this might have been a good thing cuz I have several things of dire importance that had to get done quickly here at home. However, I understand the T-Shirts are doing well, so you can say I am there in spirit.   I am home from Jamboree at last! Have been home since 5 AM Thursday, but haven't gotten around to making an entry because I have SO MUCH TO DO AUGHAG~ Pics from the trip are forthcoming once I

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Water! Running Water!

Don't ever take running water for granted until you've lived for at least a month without it. Kinda like what we went though. Showers once a week, stinky bathroom, sink full of dishes...   But we have running water for now. Creek has enough water now and tanks are being filled up now. Woo.   ~EW~

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What's In A Name?

What is in a name?   EmperorWhenua. It's pretty full of meaning, depending on your ideas. 'Emperor' can be a sign of great leadership, power and presige. It could be an emblem of greatness, a title of a ruler of a vast realm stretching from Annaba to East London, or even Perth to Freemantle; a royal title. Even as it is defined-- --it shows some degree of pomp.     And then there is 'whenua'.   Earth. A wonderous phenomenon of minerals and reactions. Or even more deep things-- -- wh

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I Spy With My Little Eye

The new boards allow me to see who follows my blog. I was pretty surprised to see some unlikely people follow it! That's pretty cool, I suppose!   Carry on!     (Also, how does one edit blog settings? Seriously, halp!)

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Sunday

Is the day I go to Portland. To Brickfest.     So, uh, seeya there?     And I'm getting over my cold, so I'll [hopefully] be healthy when I go. If not... Who wants an EW souvenir?   ~EW~

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O:

I'm... orange?? How did THAT happen!?? I swear, those oranges Mom gives me a slightly tangy, but...   ~EW~

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