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One-year Anniversary

One year ago, at nearly this exact moment, two strangers met in a crowded Portland convention center. Lego abounded, but as two people drifted among the sea of bricks, a friendship was formed between squeals of delight and shouts of "HAY LOOK AT THIS!" And now, a year later, we have our anniversary.   Of course, she's in college and I'm at home, so it'd be hard to get together for a party, right? Wrong. We did the party a week early! (Yup, we're crazy.)   What did we dooo~? Well, we roamed ar

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Rpgs, Computers, And Parties

I've concluded my laptop had decided to be an oddly-shaped brick permanently. Sadface! :( Now I need to finish two essays on mom's PC that has an absolutely cumbersome keyboard that I am terrible at typing on. They're due Monday, too. Blarghasdfg.   OH! My Eagle Scout Court of Honor is tomorrow, too! You all are invited. Please come!   Also, Spink, Necro, HURRY IT UP IN KAEN! Face it, stubborn enemy general and loyal overprotective nurse do not make a good combination for negotiations. ;_;  

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Imperial Self - Imposed Exile Update

I'm thinking of taking one. Wait, actually, I will be taking one. I need to think outside the Web, stray away from the black hole BZP has become for me, taking my time, my life, and my intelligence from me, and generally making my life ever more stressful and stuff.   One may think, "Gee, this EW kid really is looking for attention," but I assure you; I'm not. This isn't just about BZP, this is about my life. Everything is being rethought. Everything.   Here's my plan: I'll be gone this weeke

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The Wedding Is Off :(

Unfortunately, Maddison's and mom and mine sneaked onto BZP, saw what was happening, and told us to stop the wedding. You have no idea how much this hurts for me, but I understand that mothers usually know best (or so the dads say), so I'm not arguing about it. The time will come, someday, that I will have my mother's good graces with the affair.   However, I and Maddison thank you all for the many well wishes you have given us, and I can only hope you will be there for our respective weddings

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Eclipse

I waited for a while, but I didn't see any sparkly vampires. Gosh darnit! My arms are tired of hefting this shotgun. Off to bed for me.   ~EW~

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Want An Omi?

What is six feet tall, brazen headed and blows up?   Why, a six foot tall inflatable Omi, of course!   Imagine, being proud as you stand dwarfed next to this marvelous contraption, made by EW Inc.! To look up and see the beautiful facial expression, so dignified with that smirk and the ornate blunderbuss hoisted at its shoulder, that is life. When there is a holiday tint in the air, forget your Santa blowup and fetch this worderful contraption that includes a self inflating ego! His handsome a

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Car For Sale By Owner

Here we have a great '84 Jaguar XJ6 Vanden Plas, special edition.     It has new bodywork!   The when iside, your view will be great!   Great upholstery!   Also has a splash of color in great looking blood red!   Also has a brand new engine!   And last, but not least, it has an attractive rear!   And what is the price for this great car? Why, the owner was dumb enough to put it on sale for a mere $99.99! That's right, you can have this priceless piece of junk for a slight

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Fog Fans Unite!

Official Fog Fanclub Comment here if you want to be a member of the fanclub or discuss this miraculous state of suspended precipitation. Leader: EmperorWhenua Members: Zorrakh Aho-Chan -Toa Lhikevikk- Mysterious Minifig Emperor Kraggh Dave ~EW~

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Reasons Why Nukaya Cloud Fire Is Awesome

Firstly, I would like to make an Imperial decree stating that the word "Nukayawesomeness" be an official word in every language known to humanity.       Now, why is Nukaya awesome, you say? Let us sample but a few of the many aromas of Nukaya's awesomeness: She is from Oregon, the most awesome state in the Union. She is from Portland, the most awesome city in the most awesome state in the Union. She is eclectic. I love anyone who can love anything. She constantly directs me to geeky web

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A Couple Updates...

Yeah, been a little since I updated my bloggy-loggy... Meh. Life known not the rules of Respectism.   Essays- I guess I should explain why my essays are not here yet. The conservationalism essay, Dams: The Solid Block, is in fact finished, but the thing is that it is already in paper and there is no file in either computer to transfer and/or use. So, that would mean that I need to copy it, but my momk is the only one who can do it effectively (she was once the fastest typist in all of Mexico, b

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That Warm Fuzzy Feeling... :d

So, I looked at the members list in organization of profile views, and it seems like I am ranked at No. 7! I feel loved... :blush:   On another note, I have a plan now to get braces on me by Febuary. Yay and such, I guess...   EDIT: I am aware that there were two typos of great defference and they have now been fixed.   ~EW~

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Ding Fries Are Done

I was looking through my hand-me-down box of clothes stowed in the attic, and I found a few articles of clothing given to me by family friends from a few years ago. The stuff was too big for me then, but fits perfectly now.   Among those things is a wonderful, wonderful geeky shirt. See, it's gray. Dark gray. It's flat (seriously, even the pleats are flat!) and straight-cut. It fits extra snugly, which I like, and the biggest feature are the two silver zippers for the chest pockets. Even better

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What Is A Community?

14/ 1/ '08   This is being revived because of dissagreements I have seen between members, though the most recent one was with Necro vs Omicron. I urge all to read this, and relize the importance of union.   ~EW~   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-   22-23/ 7/ '07     Introduction   What is a community?     It gives other definitions, such as : but I think we will pass on that.   Now, with the first definition, we can plainly see that BZP is indeed a community. We are

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In The Light

Yo dawg, RPG contest #20 prelim polls are up! So, yo dawg, yo need to VOTE, dawg. And, dawg, yo need to vote for #8, yo.     Dawg.   ~EW~

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Another Day, Another Mile

Well, here was, and I had another uneventful day. Went to Wildlife Safari; big whoop. I have seem the lions sleeping, the bears swimming, the rhinos lying, the cheetahs resting, and the zebras grazing maaany times before. But our German friends HAD to see 'em.   Uh, wee?   ~EW~

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Books And Stuff

So, yesterday when Mom and I were in Portland, we stopped by at Powell's Books, the greatest bookstore west of the Rockies. I did not have a certain book in my mind, but I decided to browse the philosophy section for good measure, then the Geography area. When we came out, she had some dumb Spanish phrasebook and I had, uhm...   The Blue Nile, a docubook about the exploration and exploitation of the Blue Nile, the other volume of the Nile books by Alan Moorhead (I have The White Nile, so I was

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Who Is Ew?

Yes, this is part of my Respectism project. Like others have done before, this part of the project is going to remain rather ambiguous until it is done.   This time, I want you, the member to say exactly who EW is in your opinion. All who know/know of EW are encouraged strongly to post their opinions about EW.   And yes, EW is indeed talking about himself in third-person.   ~EW~

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Various Artists

You know what I like to see? People with quotes by me in their blog content blocks. They make me =3 .   Or sigs. They really make me =D .       Also, new 30STM album December 8th. Really looking forward to it.       And finally, I'll be off for the weekend starting this evening. Might be able to get on for a couple minutes, but that's it. Those I am RPing with, just hold yer horses. Will be back Sunday.   ~EW~

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Ben

I'm finally watching the LOST season 4 on the web, so that means I am getting up-to-date, lol. And one observation of mine is this:   The more I see of Benjamin Linus, the more I like him, even though I'll always hate him.   ~EW~

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Hot And Cold

So like, finally our heaters are starting to actually work.   After all three of them have been working nonstop on high for the last 48 hours.   Blargh. Oh, and it's supposed to thaw tomorrow. Yay, above freezing temperatures and rain. THAT's what Oregon's all about. =D   ~EW~

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