Over the past few days I've been thinkin'... some of the least humorous people in our society are comedians. Think about it!
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Told you! Now why do you think that is? Because they try too hard. They try to make it so that everything that comes out of their mouths is mildly amusing, but never is. Also, because they try to make themselves funny all the time, the line between career and life vanishes. So they're never funny. Not on stage, not off. Now there are many exceptions. There are p
I spent all day today with my grandparents. My grandmother's getting all teary because the people at the hospital were telling her that they should have a will (which they should, regardless of my grandfather's situation), and then they mentioned hospass (sp?) and my grandmother got confused at the definition of the word, thinking it meant just going home to... y'know, die. And then finally, the @#&$*! of a doctor walks in and says my grandfather (quote), "Knows his time is short." She was l
On a rare note of seriousness, I haven't been on much this week because my cancer-infected grandfather was just admitted to the hospital for blood clots in the arms. Please continue to keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Thanks, everyone.
Bet you didn't expect me to keep it up for a full week, didja? =DAre you bilingual?As a new Bionicle fan, did you ever think Gali was male?What type of computer are you on right now?What was your favorite Bionicle story year?Are you a premier member?Enjoy, and answer to the best of your ability! ^.^
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Check this out. The first BZP member to actually join with a DJ Funk Mc screename. here
From now on, I'll be issuing Official Sporky Seals of Approval to blog comments I find particularly amusing. The entry will simply be edited with a blurb at the top reading, "The following comment has recieved the Sporky Seal of Approval." =D
So when you comment, say something witty just in case.
Well, I was just talking with Schism, and we were discussing the random absurdity "O RLY" when he said, "What about the O RLY Factor?" which I just found hilarious, seeing as I watch the Oreilly Factor all the time.
So, just wanted to get that out in the open.
EDIT: Say, guess what!
And I even emailed him with it.
I was just browsing on Maj. By the way, a word of adive, NEVER browse on Maj.
It just amazes me how much time people have on their hands that they can upload so much profanity. Like I went to the bathroom at my local supermarket the other day and among all the profanity written on the walls was someone who wrote, "People are so rude nowadays... get a hobby." I agree with them.
Do people really find it just hilarious to post an edit with a caption with obscenities on their Maj? Or perhaps o
Well, it's 6:50 and I have to get a shower at 7:15 if I want to be at my co-op at eight. Can you believe that? My math class starts at eight. I suppose all you populalry educated children are used to that, but I'm used to taking advantage of the homeschooler's unique ability to SLEEP IN. >.<
It's confirmed--summer is over.
It's my blog, right? And I can pretty much do what I want with it, right? Well, good.
I think from now on on Tuesdays, I'll have 5 general questions for you guys to answer. "The Tuesday Five." My mom has a similar thing on a message board she's on, so I thought, "What the heck," and decided to steal the idea.
And now... this week's Tuesday Five! How many times per day do you get on BZP? When was the last time you had a nightmare?
What kind of hair do you have?
What was your most rece
Well, just wanted to let you know I'm still addicted.
Plus, my grandparents are building an in-law suite on the back of our house. The just broke ground the other day. So right now, there's like a 15-foot drop from our back door. I'll post a picture or two.
Did I mention I'm still addicted to VNOLG? =D
Aye, I can't belie'e it, gar! *rips out hair*
Arr, for the past 365 days, I''e been anticipatin' the comin' o' Talk Like A Pirate Day, gar! And me get on fi'e minutes ago, check the website, and realize I missed it! Arr!
Aye, mateys, I be sure now you'd all be likin' me t' walk th'plank, now... well, yer never gonna get me buried booty! Arr!
