Title: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rated: PG13
Summary: I won't spoil it.
NP's Rating: 9/10 -- If you don't see this movie, you're automatically in Al Qaeda.
Wow, it was great. We got the tickets two hours early, went to a book store for 30 minutes, then waited in line for 45. It was great.
On the way out, we passed an enormous croud of people lined up for the next show, and I couldn't help but blurt out: "IT'S WORTH THE WAIT!"
WARNING! Entire plot details follow!
Gee, it's been a while since I've done a movie review. Ah, well. Here goes.
Title: Beowulf
Rating: PG13
Summary: This drunk guy builds a place, and this mutant fish-demon thinks everyone's too loud, so he goes and kills everyone, and then Beowulf shows up and totally owns, and he cuts off his arm, then he goes to that thing's mom who's actually really hot, but she killed a bunch of guys and hung them from the cieling, so then Beowulf wants to kill
That's right! New Challanges. Whoever solves these challenges will recieve the Silver Nork Award.
Ooh... Shiny...
Challenge ONE:
~1~
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Seven wives with seven sacks
Seven sacks with seven cats
Seven cats with seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?
~2~
Which is better, an old five-dollar bill or a new one?
~3~
From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
~4~
Answer to 1 + Answer t
I have joined the Fruit War, and let these words be heard:
Dare ye join my faction?
...It's got cookies. Fruit Cookies.
For those of you wondering, I have a name for my faction.
FRUIT JEDI.
Place this in your signature.
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And this as your avatar:
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Blog/Fruit/fruitjediavatar.jpg
May the Fruit be with you.
Title: Stardust
Rating: PG
Summary: Star crashes, guy goes to find it. So does an old witch, a bunch of princes, and some other people.
NP's review: 8.3/10 -- Not bad, it's got a Chinchilla.
Well, I finally saw the trailer for Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. It looks awesome. Rated R, though. That sucks, but for good reason. More blood in the trailer than in the entire first AVP movie! Well, I decided to make this little doodle in celebration:
Sick today, and yesterday. Dang.
Anyway, this is a little game I like to call "One-Up". Inspired by the "Penelope" SNL skits. The point of the game is to one-up everything the previous poster said.
Example:
Me: "I just bought a dog!"
Other: "I just bought two dogs."
Me: "My dog can talk."
Other: "Both of my dogs can speak French."
Me: "My kid can speak French."
Other: "My kid spoke French when he was born."
Person: "My kid spoke six languages while still in the whome."
Get it?
Welcome to Slusho Zoom, the official blog fan club for Cloverfield.
If you do not know what Cloverfield is, please go to the following URL:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/cloverfield
There. Intriguing, eh?
For those of you who do know what Cloverfield is, welcome. And enjoy the following images:
The Official movie poster for Cloverfield.
Slusho! makes an appearance in Heroes. Which is totally awesome.
The "Evil Ganu" image from the fake-hacked Tagruato.jp website.
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I have prepared a short quiz. The one to answer each question correctly shall win a special costom content block type thing.
Just remember: I'm the one driving the bus on this one.
Go!
NP's Impossible Quiz:
- Circle the correct answer.
1. He who controls the world controls _______.
a] The World
b] The Universe
c] Greg Farshtey
d] Exo
2. Math Question: 19-17=?
a] 19
b] 12
c] -3
d] 42
3. Obi-Wan was killed by who?
a] Darth Vader
b] Anakin
c] His old student
d] The
If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to want some milk.
If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want to add some chocolate.
If you let him add the chocolate, he'll become incredibly hyper.
If he's incredibly hyper, he'll smash through the walls.
If he smashes through the walls, the foundation of your house will crumble.
If the foundation of your house crumbles, the entire building will fall.
If the entire building falls, it will catch on fire.
If it catches on fire, the fire department w
Oh, geez! How could we have missed this?
The hidden message of the hacked Tagruato website wasn't TIDOO, it was TIDO Wave! And that leads us to a new website:
http://www.tidowave.com
Yes. It's some sort of evil environmenatlists. Just like in the novel Ark Angel.
So... check out this new site. It seems to be the blog of some guy called "The Green Bandit".
Special thanks to http://www.cloverfieldclues.com
For several weeks now, a classmate of mine has said several odd things. One of them is: "Oh, Darnicles!"
What the heck's a darnicle? A barnicle that sais "darn"?
Please help me out.
