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Try News Soda!

Try news soda! Now in three great flavors;   Try FOX for that homey, classic taste grandpa is sure to love!   under 40 and have an arts major? Then try MSNBC, the hip new flavor that everyone loves!     Or you could try CNN, it's what ever tech obsessed yuppie is drinking!     Think the mainstream soda is out to get you? then drink PBS for that small town feel.     Can't deiced? Don't worry no matter what you pick you all ways be drinking watered down ######!

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Trust Me

The more innocent and helpless looking a loli is the more likely it's a trap     Also...         The more innocent and helpless looking a real loli is the more likely it's a real trap

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Trolls Trolling Trolls Trolling Trolls Trolling Trolls...

Almost all continental philosophy can divided into two groups: trolls who troll the establishment and trolls who troll the trolls trolling the establishment.   From Socrates all the way up to Wittgenstein. Think about it. The dialectic is nothing more than shooting the dead horse to show the guy with the whip how it's done.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Tri Force Superior

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Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

This Is Hilarious

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!       This is not a political entry I'm just pointing out how this looks like a stalin propaganda poster.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Things On Bzp That Bother Me.

With pictures!     First up are;       Next;       Next;     and;             You know who you are.     *if this made anyone sad then well I'm sorry.*     But not really.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Things I Need To Do In The Next Twelve Hours.

1. Find some wires 2. Learn how to play a musical instrument. 3. Get Zune software to work on Ubuntu. 4. Raid me some internetz. 5. Eat at some point. 6. Find my wire cutters. 7. Cut the ends of the wires, tie to batters, attach to jar. 8. Find my box of dead bugs. 9. Hope they can't trace it. 10. Build an optical illusion. 11. Hide my box of dead bugs.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Things I Hate.

First; Washington protesters. It's all good and fine that you want to share the love or save baby seals but why do you have to come here? All you guys do is drive all the way down here in you hippie van stand on the mall for a hour and a half then you just hang around town and try to be all friendly, just know this; NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU AND YOUR NOT A REBEL IF YOU STAND OUTSIDE WITH A MAGAPHONE AND YELL STUPID SLOGANS AND SING...ok all you guys do is kill the system of movement here, you see ev

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

The Space Wolves

Wolfy McWolferson from the Planet Wolf has wolf claws and is half-wolf. He is a wolf rider and has something of the Wulfen. Every day he wakes up and eats wolf food, then puts on his wolf-gear. He does his wolf exercises and goes wolf scouting around his wolf-den (campsite). He passes a Lone Wolf, and the two share a quick nod before the Wolf-Scout moves on. Suddenly, an eldar steps out of hiding to challenge him! He fires his wolf-bolter at it, and suffers only minor injuries, mostly protected

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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